65 Christian Memes That Are Funny Regardless Of Your Religion (New Memes)

This is great... This needs more points

I laughed in school for this and it wasn’t that funny

"Not the actual photo"

His cape also looks like Pacman!

"Business card"! Haha!

So the Messiah and his twelve apostles walk in to a restaurant ...

Maybe if we could multiply wine...

This is hilarious!

That's a good question 🤔

How come jesus doesn'tget a shirt

if only i could turn water into wine....

I laughed so hard at this

I don't know, but it ain't Peter's.

I’m dying oh my goodness....

did anyone else say the simpsons comic book store guy's voice in their head or just me

Perry the platypus?!?!

You know, the day that we won’t invent until several hundred years from now!

Oh my god

CHOCOLATE eggs, with a figurine inside. ♥

that has got to be very uncomfortable.

I love that song

Every heckin time..

And yet my Catholic school had locker #69

Everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

iT IS HER TIME OF REST, LEAVE HER ALONE.

BOW TO THE ALMIGHTY A D O B E

And I brought you myrrh... MYRRHDUR! *gasp* JuDaS!

At least you aren't Jewish--then a guy with a knife stands over you, while your family just takes pictures!

Jesus has Dad jokes

/PUT YOUR SHOES ON FASTER WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE WHY DIDNT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE/ - oh hiiii Linda how's it goingggg 😄

Mr. Jensen: Why didn't you use twitter?!

"Watch this, kids."

Fun Fact: Romans counted the years based on who were the consuls, something like "this thing happened the second year of Papirius Crassus consulship". Counting the years based on the founding of Rome, like "in the year 324 Ab Urbe Condita" was invented really late.

Ask and ye shall receive...

I sssssswear it wassssnt me!

And you know you're already in trouble before to know why.

Bart would have sold tickets.

I wonder if that would ever work

I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂 This is just gold!

Cape Cod tourists in the summer...

...and then proceeded to cut the head off the woman he started a whole church for a few years later.

They failed to show the ten pages after this.

Holy heck. My sister’s friend would always use the Bible as a weapon and yell about how contraceptives are bad and having sex is bad and then she had her first boyfriend in years for only a few months before getting pregnant. Not even married. Karma.

I get it they’re pretty annoying, but you gotta sympathize for the little guys

The bartender is going to hike up the prices of water

This deserved more points.

Heh heh

Moses " I said don't do anything crazy"

Yes

beautiful

I get it. It's stupid but so funny at the same time.