While churches in Europe may be world-famous for their historical value and architecture, the ones in America are known for their notoriously funny and clever church signs.


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Much like a store might write up a cheeky message on their sidewalk A-frame to entice people walking by to come inside, churches use humorous marquees to try and draw potential faithful in to fill their pews - or, now and then, just to put a smile on someone's face who might need it. The trendier the joke, the more likely they are to appeal to young audiences.

Speaking of trends, one of the latest ones to hit Twitter happens to be posting pictures of sinfully funny church signs. Though we don't necessarily agree with everything they say, we give them major points for creativity. Check out the best of the best church sign sayings, and see which ones deserve the most 'praise.'

(h/t: 22 Words)

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Daria B 1 year ago

2 dads and a mother, to be precise.

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Harper-May 1 year ago

To be honest we have all failed to read terms and conditions

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MagicalUnicorn 1 year ago

this is actually genius

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Jennifer .S 1 year ago

I was at a women's christian conference a few months ago, and the theme of the first talk was 'Towers or Tables' and it was really inspiring. It follows the same concept about how if you confine yourself away from others, you can only build up, and that to make your tower bigger you have to build a whole new floor, but to make a table bigger you add a chair. I loved it.

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Lara B. 1 year ago

This partly restores my faith in christianity.

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Flinkie 1 year ago

Lol

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Cat Meow 1 year ago

Getting my food and drinks ready, because I'mma be stuck in a huge traffic jam.

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Hans 1 year ago

Churches with A/C...for a European this is unimaginable...

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Sophie G 1 year ago

a kibble dispenser?

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Master Markus 1 year ago

Please don't be an asshole and honk at signs. The horn is there for getting other people's attention.

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