A car is like an extension of its owner; it can be adorned, bedazzled, and upgraded to look like a futuristic piece of art. If you're a 2000s kid and remember MTV's Pimp My Ride, you know what we're talking about. But sometimes, the only thing you need to do to give your car a little pizzazz is slap a little sticker on it.
In fact, 60% of Americans say they've had a bumper sticker on their car. A witty adhesive on your car's bumper can send all kinds of messages: it can demonstrate allegiance to a fandom, state your political views, or just show off your quirky sense of humor. Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most impressive bumper stickers in one place and we present them to you below!
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Im Getting This Bumper Sticker
Anyone Know Where To Buy This One?
A Message I Definitely Agree With
Bumper stickers have an interesting history in advertising. Back in the day, before cars even had bumpers, people would advertise their businesses on horse-drawn carriages, stagecoaches, buggies, and the sides of their vehicles.
In 1927, Ford created the first automobile with a bumper, the Model A. Still, bumper stickers didn't become a thing. People would just tie a cardboard sign with ropes to the side of their car with a written message.
Bumper stickers came into the picture with the invention of the adhesive label. Ray Stanton Avery invented the first-ever stickers, and Forrest P. Gill then took it up a notch and put fluorescent paint on them to make "bumper strips" – the original bumper stickers.
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Giving Information To The Enemy
8x USB 3.0 2x HDMI
Gill used DayGlo pigments, which were primarily used for movie posters up until then. Then, during World War II, this high-visibility paint came in particularly handy for safety reasons. Later, artists like Frank Stella and Andy Warhol even used DayGlo in their artworks, but it soon began to be used for stickers that one could see on other cars while driving on the highways.
The first bumper stickers were a chance for people to boast about the places they had visited, as most of them were from roadside attractions. Similar to keychains, suitcase stickers, and tags today, bumper stickers from back in the day signaled that a person was an avid traveler.
This Wile E. Coyote Sticker On This Car
This Bumper Sticker I Found On TikTok
A work colleague’s retirement plan; buy an old F150 spend AU$20 a day on petrol and drive around just waiting for inconsiderate motorists to cross his path. When he said this, $20 bought a lot of petrol 😂
For Those Who Speak Cat
In the '50s, bumper stickers also became a vehicle to express one's political views. They became especially popular during the presidential race between Dwight Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson. Since then, it's likely that every presidential hopeful has used them for their campaign. In fact, in 1968, Alabama governor George Wallace had two million bumper stickers printed for his presidential campaign.
That's Brilliant
The Perfect Sticker
Fair Warning
After having been on a speed awareness course, I was driving away from the lights and wondered why everyone else was sticking to the speed limit like glue, I thought they can't all have recently been nicked for speeding. Then I saw the camera unit van on the overpass.
When the '60s came around and anti-Vietnam War sentiments had reached their peak, people began using bumper stickers as an activism tool. As the years went on, it wasn't just about political activism. People began putting stickers on their bumpers that expressed their support for things like reproductive rights, fighting climate change, conservationism, and many others.
"What's A Horse?" "I Don't Know."
Where All My Doppler Effect Nerds At?
Oddly Specific Bumper Sticker Seen In The Wild
You might think that a bumper sticker is just a piece of adhesive paper. But, with a certain message, it can arouse big feelings in other people. Researchers at the University of Cincinnati have found that people are more likely to honk at bad drivers who have political messages on their bumpers.
When Your Car Is More Optimistic Than You Are
It's so weird that when the Yellow Submarine Mode light comes on i'm never near water. How will i ever test it out?!
Man I Love Frogs
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In Utah
The researchers had volunteers drive around with three different stickers on their cars: "Proud Democrat," "Proud Republican," and "I Love My Dog." When the volunteers cut off other drivers without signaling, those from opposing parties were more likely to honk at the offending drivers. If it was a Democrat or an "I Love My Dog" owner cutting off a Democrat, they were less likely to honk. The experiment also worked accordingly with Republicans.
People Are Putting Regret Stickers On The Back Of Their Teslas
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
Jesus Loves You, Nobody Else Does
The authors of the study say they never found political bumper stickers to have a positive effect. "They didn't improve people's perceptions of their group or other groups," UC Assistant Professors Rachel Torres explained. "It activated their partisan hostilities." Essentially, even America's car culture has become politicized.
Spotted A Bumper Sticker In A Parking Lot That Had Me Cracking Up
The Perfect Sticker For Your Inner-Teen
Happens To The Best Of Us
The popularity of bumper stickers depends on geographical location and gender, too. A 2017 study found that women (63%) are more likely than men (50%) to have bumper stickers on their cars. Folks from the South were most likely to have bumper stickers, as 68% of those who live in Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Tennessee said they adorned their cars with a sticker.
The Perfect Sticker To Tell It Like It Is
Plot Twist: They Don’t Have A Cat
Spotted In A Parking Lot. My New Favorite Bumper Sticker
According to the same survey, the most popular topic to showcase on your bumper stickers is sports. 17% of bumper stickers feature something related to the car owner's favorite team or affinity for jogging. Politics was the second most popular (16%) theme. Coming in third was people's alma mater, with humor, culture, family, and pets being others that made it to the top of the list.
Best Bumper Sticker I’ve Seen In A While
Let Him Have His Gay Little Car Sticker
What about you, Pandas? Are you the proud owner of a bumper sticker? If you are, let us know in the comments what it says! If you aren't, tell us about the funniest bumper sticker you have ever spotted on the road! And while you're here, don't forget to check out our previous lists with the most hilarious and wildest bumper stickers here, here, and here!
I Need One For My Pup
The Curse Of Powerful Lips
6 Months In And He Found It. I Put A Sticker Over My Roommates Car Emblem And It Took Him Over 200 Days To Find. Overall He Took The Joke Well
This Lady’s Bumper Sticker. I Was Tempted To Get Closer
Cheese
At My Desk, Cracking Up! Funniest Bumper Sticker Ever
My wife follows too close. She seemed annoyed when at the NASCAR race, I found a "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting' sticker and applied it without her knowing. Took her a week or so.
At Least The Check Engine Light Isn’t On
Bumper Stickers, Got To Love Them
I Saw This Same Bumper Sticker In Downtown, LA. I Wonder Where This Person Would Travel To, In This Case
Someone Put This On My Truck
Someone put this sticker on my truck while I was at the gym.
That’s Honestly Terrifying
Saw This Bumper Sticker This Morning
If I see one more "baby on board" sticker I'll hurl. They gave them to us in the hospital after each of my kids were born (a $10k bumper sticker here in the states). And I was so sleep deprived and grumpy I almost told the nurse to shove that sticker up her b**t
You Can Grow It Yourself And It Will Be Free
I Stop Not Just Brake
Be Kind. Brake For Bugs
I'm Not One For Car Stickers, But Someone's Gotta Tell Em
Saw The Best Bumper Sticker At Target. Whoever This Was At The Eau Claire Target, You're A Legend
Looks like Gale from Waterdeep. That’ll teach him for messing about with Mystra.🧙♂️
Shrimp Is Catchy Saying On A Bumper Sticker On A Car Of A Person Clearly Going Through Something
This Is My New Favorite Bumper Sticker
“Pardon my weird driving, I’m thinking about centipedes (again)”.
Saw The Best Bumper Sticker In The World This Morning
If you’re on here and see this, I salute you. I need this sticker more than you know!
Saw The Post About Bumper Stickers That Make You Laugh Out Loud, Here’s Mine
Ask me about my lobotomy. The surgeon went in and came out empty-handed.
My Getaway Car Suzuki Swift Is Out In The Streets Of Uruguay
Odd Choice, But You Have My Respect For Living So Boldly
This Is The Best Version Of This I’ve Seen
But the whole point of 4:33 is that it doesn't have any sounds in it at all
Wife Guy
Does Anyone Have Any Clue What This Bumper Sticker Means?
From the poem "Wild Geese" by Mary Oliver, and it means you don't have to strive for perfection to be worthy. Instead, you should give yourself permission to love and connect with the simple things that bring you joy and comfort, whether that's a flower, food, a hug, or even just the vastness of the sky.
Still Thinking About The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen
This Is Wild
My Recent Favorite Bumper Sticker Find
Froggo
These Bumper Stickers I Saw This Morning
Oh She’s About To Be Adding A New Bumper Sticker To Her Car That’s For Sure
If I Ever See This Around Town I Will Slam The Brakes And Let You Merge Immediately
Bumper Stickers In The Wild. This One Made Me Chuckle. Do They Hand These Out? Or Do People Actually Just Print Them Out?
Does It Belong Here?
To Anyone Buying Make Sure U Get A Large For The Size In The Pic
I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon
Made A Bumper Sticker. Don’t Judge How Dirty My Car Is Right Now. Kinda Hard To Tell In The Pic, But It’s A Galaxy Background
Or as George W . Bush so famously said , "Fool me once, shame on you , fool me twice . . . don't fool me again" .
Emotional Support Bumper Sticker
Artistry Of Highest Order
Ironically this car was hit by a driver wearing only a cowboy hat and a jockstrap
Probably The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen
Its A Good Bumper Sticker
One Of The More Random Bumper Stickers I've Seen
New Favorite Bumper Sticker Just Dropped
I Love This! I Want One
I probably need one that says "it's not road rage, I'm singing along to Flash Gordon"
Never Change Mandurah
Saw This Sticker On Someone's Car, Gave Me A Good Chuckle
What Does This Stand For? This Car Has Been Parked On My Street For Months, And This Bumper Sticker Baffles Me Every Time I Walk By
Best one I've seen is a QR code. If you scan it, it's a Rick Roll 😂
I actually have a T-Shirt that has the same QR Code. When you scan it, you get rick-rolled.
Load More Replies...Best one I've ever seen: "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time."
I have a bumper sticker that says "make bacon not war." This is a photo of an old heap I drove in the 80s. 1985-silve...619a5e.jpg
I loved Granadas, but the engines had a very bad habit of dying prematurely. D@mned cheap piston rings.
Load More Replies...Bumper stickers may not be cool, but they really help you visually identify your car at a distance, and that's reason enough to get them.
This is both good and bad... Once got a speeding ticket almost a year later because I drove through the same place and the camera identified my car by it's bumper stickers 🤦🏽♀️
Load More Replies...My car is 19 years old and the current bumper stickers: #1 "The ONLY problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough" #2 "Doing my part to p**s off the Religious Right" #3 "Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing Witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian" #4 "Horn broken, watch for finger".... So yeah, I get a TON of looks from people! 🙄😏😁😂
Mine says "I control the spice. I control the universe." It no doubt protects my v!rgin!ty when I'm driving...
I lost my v i r g i n i t y to the guy who introduced me to Dune :-D
Load More Replies...Best one I ever saw was red, white, and blue and read "J a c k S h i t f o r P r e s i d e n t !" (in the US)
(Because he was president at the time) George Bush meets Jack Shіt at a bar. George: "Say, don't I know you?" Jack: "I seriously doubt it."
Load More Replies...The favorite one that I ever had was " science fiction fans eat their dead
Back in my college days ( early '70s ), my mad mate was going to make one saying : " This is an unmarked police vehicle ". Hmm .... didn't do it though.
Best one I've seen is a QR code. If you scan it, it's a Rick Roll 😂
I actually have a T-Shirt that has the same QR Code. When you scan it, you get rick-rolled.
Load More Replies...Best one I've ever seen: "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time."
I have a bumper sticker that says "make bacon not war." This is a photo of an old heap I drove in the 80s. 1985-silve...619a5e.jpg
I loved Granadas, but the engines had a very bad habit of dying prematurely. D@mned cheap piston rings.
Load More Replies...Bumper stickers may not be cool, but they really help you visually identify your car at a distance, and that's reason enough to get them.
This is both good and bad... Once got a speeding ticket almost a year later because I drove through the same place and the camera identified my car by it's bumper stickers 🤦🏽♀️
Load More Replies...My car is 19 years old and the current bumper stickers: #1 "The ONLY problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough" #2 "Doing my part to p**s off the Religious Right" #3 "Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing Witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian" #4 "Horn broken, watch for finger".... So yeah, I get a TON of looks from people! 🙄😏😁😂
Mine says "I control the spice. I control the universe." It no doubt protects my v!rgin!ty when I'm driving...
I lost my v i r g i n i t y to the guy who introduced me to Dune :-D
Load More Replies...Best one I ever saw was red, white, and blue and read "J a c k S h i t f o r P r e s i d e n t !" (in the US)
(Because he was president at the time) George Bush meets Jack Shіt at a bar. George: "Say, don't I know you?" Jack: "I seriously doubt it."
Load More Replies...The favorite one that I ever had was " science fiction fans eat their dead
Back in my college days ( early '70s ), my mad mate was going to make one saying : " This is an unmarked police vehicle ". Hmm .... didn't do it though.
