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A car is like an extension of its owner; it can be adorned, bedazzled, and upgraded to look like a futuristic piece of art. If you're a 2000s kid and remember MTV's Pimp My Ride, you know what we're talking about. But sometimes, the only thing you need to do to give your car a little pizzazz is slap a little sticker on it.

In fact, 60% of Americans say they've had a bumper sticker on their car. A witty adhesive on your car's bumper can send all kinds of messages: it can demonstrate allegiance to a fandom, state your political views, or just show off your quirky sense of humor. Bored Panda has collected the funniest and most impressive bumper stickers in one place and we present them to you below!

#1

Im Getting This Bumper Sticker

Funny bumper sticker on a black vehicle reading Are we great yet? 'cause I just feel embarrassed on the road.

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TCW Sam Vimes
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only embarrassed? I'd be furious if my president was a total moron that throws worse temper tantrums than a toddler.

Michael Largey
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm furious that his orders are carried out. (His staff in his first term blocked a lot of that.)

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Ask the folks coming back from Hamas how they feel? Given he negotiated that peace deal and end to hostilities.

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Bryan Wright
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently bought a MAGA hat in Canada. The writing underneath the MAGA explains that it stands for Make America Go Away. 🤣😂🤣😂. The Eh! Canada stores have loads of stuff.

Earthquake903
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's humiliating to the extreme

Ben Aziza
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still can't believe, tho... How American can only pick between: -Orange man's cult of personality resulting in a nonsensical rollercoaster of good and bad. -An actual cult of "higher morality" that looks a bit TOO MUCH like the f*****t rulers in the classic movie "Demolition man" who have twisted the concepts of empathy and virtue signalled so hard that it becomes a disgusting form of control and forced compliance of anything not 99.9% aligned... As for THE Orange man. I like what he is doing against Hammas/Israel and the whole cult war in there. But that is about it, as fundamentally he has shown to be a sleezy lier about the whole "uncovering the child r**e island" Only way he could be excused is if these pedos are somehow so powerful that they would bring the entire USA with them if they fall... Still as president he has to find a way to get them and that is his failure. Could also be that he has been and always was part of that "league" of depraved f*****g individuals...

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    #2

    Anyone Know Where To Buy This One?

    Funny bumper sticker on yellow car saying please Jesus protect me from your followers, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Jaya
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best one I've ever seen. Sad but true.

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus would also want to be protected from many of his followers - especially many of those who consider themselves leaders.

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The type of people who call themselves His followers today are exactly the same type who gave Him over to the Romans to be crucified back then.

    Lotekguy
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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet my brain immediately focused on how crooked this sticker must be on the car. Either that or it's badly photoshopped. XD

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    #3

    A Message I Definitely Agree With

    Red Hyundai hybrid car with a funny bumper sticker saying fight evil read books spotted on the road.

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    Nathan Hayden
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do i keep thinking ur pfp is scooby doo or shaggy related at a glance btw this is under #8 if u cant find it

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    Joe Orber
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the books though lol 😂

    Nosirrow
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is too many people pretend good is evil.

    Rick Murray
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these clauses related? Is it "Fight evil" and "Read books" or "Fight evil" by "Read(ing) books"? I might be overthinking this. 😂

    Reemerger
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checks out. "Dumbity leads to frustrication. Frustrication leads to biggly hatefulity. Hatefulity leads to sufferingness" - some little green bat-eared guy.

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    Bumper stickers have an interesting history in advertising. Back in the day, before cars even had bumpers, people would advertise their businesses on horse-drawn carriages, stagecoaches, buggies, and the sides of their vehicles.

    In 1927, Ford created the first automobile with a bumper, the Model A. Still, bumper stickers didn't become a thing. People would just tie a cardboard sign with ropes to the side of their car with a written message.

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    Bumper stickers came into the picture with the invention of the adhesive label. Ray Stanton Avery invented the first-ever stickers, and Forrest P. Gill then took it up a notch and put fluorescent paint on them to make "bumper strips" – the original bumper stickers.

    #4

    True

    Bumper sticker on a Nissan SUV humorously addressing tailgating and flashing car lights seen on the road.

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    Reemerger
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All like: whoop whoop! Look at me, look at me! Attention grab much? Sheesh...

    Eggwodd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious.

    Madam Puddyfoot
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just snort laughed my morning tea up my nose at this one.

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck trying to talk your way out of any tickets whenever you're stopped.

    #5

    Giving Information To The Enemy

    Funny bumper sticker on car saying using your turn signal is not giving information to the enemy, spotted on the road.

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    Reemerger
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BMW "drivers" wondering what you're even referring to.

    Janet Sparrow
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always been puzzled by this. People wanna die on all these hills and I’m like folks there’s very few hills that you need to die on. Just do your duty, follow the rules, and get your s**t done. You will know if it’s important enough to die on

    MK-C PHD
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the time!! I say “Honda comes with blinkers and unlimited blinks!! Take that BMW/Mercedes/Audi!”

    Elio
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what the enemy would say! /s

    C R T G
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this done with A.I? Why is the text so oddly shaped?

    Miki
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If bmw/audi drivers could read, they would be sorry.

    michael reid
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people actually like giving information to the enemy

    Tim Gibbs
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queensland drivers take note 🤣

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    #6

    8x USB 3.0 2x HDMI

    Black GMC Sierra pickup with humorous bumper stickers labeled HDMI 1 and HDMI 2 on dual exhaust pipes, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    CP
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top right of the back window as well.

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    Gill used DayGlo pigments, which were primarily used for movie posters up until then. Then, during World War II, this high-visibility paint came in particularly handy for safety reasons. Later, artists like Frank Stella and Andy Warhol even used DayGlo in their artworks, but it soon began to be used for stickers that one could see on other cars while driving on the highways.

    The first bumper stickers were a chance for people to boast about the places they had visited, as most of them were from roadside attractions. Similar to keychains, suitcase stickers, and tags today, bumper stickers from back in the day signaled that a person was an avid traveler.

    #7

    This Wile E. Coyote Sticker On This Car

    Funny bumper sticker of cartoon character on a car door with a dent, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    sbj
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheaper than getting it fixed

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I saw a car with a dent, but instead of the roadrunner sticker it had a bumper sticker that looked like a huge Band-Aid.

    Lily bloom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need something like this for the deer dent in my door

    Vidas Zlioba
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty dent. I'd leave it as is.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Wiley... Definitely an underdog I can empathise with.

    Mary Hiers
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a giant magnetic band-aid to go over a dent in a former car. Someone stole it within a couple of weeks, the jerk.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd put it a little higher, but I love it. XD

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    #8

    This Bumper Sticker I Found On TikTok

    Funny bumper sticker on car rear bumper warning about road rage and car value in a humorous way spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Tim Gearing
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A work colleague’s retirement plan; buy an old F150 spend AU$20 a day on petrol and drive around just waiting for inconsiderate motorists to cross his path. When he said this, $20 bought a lot of petrol 😂

    Bremusa4u
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an owner of an old F-150, it always amazes me how stupidly daring people driving small, low weight vehicles are. Also, $20?! 🤣

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    Chris the Bobcat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen on a car recently: Don't rage on me. I know how to say Towanda!

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    #9

    For Those Who Speak Cat

    Bumper sticker on car window reading tell your cat i said pspspsps, funny bumper sticker spotted on the road.

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    GlassHalfWay
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got one on my gas tank door

    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America we need one that says "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" ♥ >^.,.^<

    Stygtand
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now thats just rude!..

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    In the '50s, bumper stickers also became a vehicle to express one's political views. They became especially popular during the presidential race between Dwight Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson. Since then, it's likely that every presidential hopeful has used them for their campaign. In fact, in 1968, Alabama governor George Wallace had two million bumper stickers printed for his presidential campaign.

    #10

    That's Brilliant

    Funny bumper sticker on white car reads keep honking listening to ska and you’re in the band spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the cars I see in the parking lot at work has that one.

    EmbersAreOut
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that said SKZ im loosing my mind 😭😭

    #11

    The Perfect Sticker

    Bumper sticker on car reading true patriots brake for America’s only native marsupial with an opossum image.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, some God d**n recognition!!!

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love our possums! Sweeties who wouldn't hurt you. Sure, they'll put on a big display and everything, but their teeth are so weak they won't dare bite you. I love just picking them up to carry out of the road. They get this "oh... okay" reaction. Fun fact, their body temperature is so low, the Rabies virus can't survive in them.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you stole it from us downunder a few millennia ago...

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    #12

    Fair Warning

    Funny bumper sticker on a black car apologizing for driving the speed limit with a turtle illustration.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After having been on a speed awareness course, I was driving away from the lights and wondered why everyone else was sticking to the speed limit like glue, I thought they can't all have recently been nicked for speeding. Then I saw the camera unit van on the overpass.

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why speeding is so rampant. They either need to enforce it or abolish it. Otherwise, it's just punishing people like me who are trying to do the right thing.

    Bremusa4u
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few things in Florida is the new super speeders law. Anyone going over 50 miles over the speed limit and/or going over 100 miles per hour in a way that puts others in danger and gets ticked will have to appear at a mandatory court hearing. Fiines begin at $500 and/or 30 days in jail. It goes higher from then on.

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    Caryne Ag
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never apologize for doing the speed limit...

    When the '60s came around and anti-Vietnam War sentiments had reached their peak, people began using bumper stickers as an activism tool. As the years went on, it wasn't just about political activism. People began putting stickers on their bumpers that expressed their support for things like reproductive rights, fighting climate change, conservationism, and many others.

    #13

    "What's A Horse?" "I Don't Know."

    "What's A Horse?" "I Don't Know."

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    Ravenkbh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also leave chem trails on the ground

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds aren't real either.

    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever got kicked by one it would change your mind.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't be a morgue denier, those are the guys who clean up after autopsies.

    Edgar Rops
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are ten of them walking around the farm. Am I hallucinating?

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    #14

    Where All My Doppler Effect Nerds At?

    Red bumper sticker on a car reads if this sticker is blue then you are driving too fast funny bumper stickers spotted on road.

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    UKDeek
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how many people in the wild will get this! Brilliant!

    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for a second I read UKGeek, and thought, well yes.

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    Chris the Bobcat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carl Sagan would have appreciated this.

    Janet Sparrow
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is one of those nerds and while I know what the Doppler effect is he had to explain the changing color to me. Very very creative.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think I have Delorean or something? XD

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    If you can't put the sticker on straight, you shouldn't be driving.

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    #15

    Oddly Specific Bumper Sticker Seen In The Wild

    Yellow bumper sticker on a car referencing the 1999 movie The Mummy, one of the funniest bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brendan and Rachel both have that sticker on their cars. Not sure why anyone else would.

    Ravenkbh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not the second or third ones. They sucked.

    Sarah Belt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this in the wild in good old Portland, Oregon, USA.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure when I'm stuck in a traffic jam!

    Norm Gilmore
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free to Air TV in NZ seems to have this on high rotation. I watch it every time it's on!! :-)

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    You might think that a bumper sticker is just a piece of adhesive paper. But, with a certain message, it can arouse big feelings in other people. Researchers at the University of Cincinnati have found that people are more likely to honk at bad drivers who have political messages on their bumpers.

    #16

    When Your Car Is More Optimistic Than You Are

    Funny bumper sticker on a car window showing a check engine light icon with humorous text about letting it shine.

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    Vexed Panda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so weird that when the Yellow Submarine Mode light comes on i'm never near water. How will i ever test it out?!

    iBlank
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ironically mine came on once because of a leak in the sunroof and the electronics in the floorboard got flooded

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    Lily bloom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this. It's worn away now though

    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the Babel fish

    Never Snarky
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little light on just cost me $8000. Cheaper than a new car.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone whose engine hasn't been out in several years, I approve this message.

    #17

    Man I Love Frogs

    Funny bumper sticker on a car with the phrase M**F Man I Love Frogs and an image of a green frog on the road.

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    CP
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness the blur saved me from bad thoughts!

    Rinso The Red
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is ironic. Because it's only dirty BECAUSE they censored it. Overwise it just means "Man, I love frogs"

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    Ozymandias73
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never would've guessed what the censored word was. Censorship at it's finest right there! /s

    Nosirrow
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw several times the same car with a drawing of a man between a woman's legs with the message: I love sushi. Just horrible and gross. The driver is a disgusting person. Keep that information to yourself, idiot.

    zzbc6m22fq
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M - One - Upside down seven - F? What the bejeebers does that mean?

    BrunoVI
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Middle-aged French women not sure what they think about this....

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    #18

    A Bumper Sticker I Saw In Utah

    Red bumper sticker on car with humorous text warning drivers they are in a coma, shared among funny bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    Fransanchez
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be sooooo dangerous trying to read all that while driving x

    katakuri
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳I’m questioning my lifeline now🫥😬😮😬😬😬😬😬

    Sarah Belt
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't know how I feel about this one. My dreams tend to be pretty negative, so what's happening would be on par. Fewer zombies than normal, though...

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    Nikole
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ONE!!! YES, THE CAPS ARE NECESSARY!!!

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    The researchers had volunteers drive around with three different stickers on their cars: "Proud Democrat," "Proud Republican," and "I Love My Dog." When the volunteers cut off other drivers without signaling, those from opposing parties were more likely to honk at the offending drivers. If it was a Democrat or an "I Love My Dog" owner cutting off a Democrat, they were less likely to honk. The experiment also worked accordingly with Republicans.

    #19

    People Are Putting Regret Stickers On The Back Of Their Teslas

    Black car with a funny bumper sticker about Elon Musk, illustrating humorous bumper stickers spotted on the road by drivers.

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    Bani Daniell
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was born crae crae

    Lynchamigsakta
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya he was always a massive moron turdman

    Caffeinated Ape
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh almost certainly, though he was slightly less public about it at one point.

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    C .Hunger
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna defend Elon here, but, Man, if you drive a Ford, you might not want to look into the history of THAT owner...

    Joe Smith
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's always been crazy. No one should be shocked at his behavior. D***s+wealth+superiority complex+extreme privilege=bad

    Angela B
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has always bèn a weirdo fácist.

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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would say "I bought this before everyone went crazy..."

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My other car ISN'T a Tesla"

    Ugh, do I have to?
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I saw one while my family was on vacation in Vancouver!!! Tried to get a pic but it was blurry.

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    #20

    Best Bumper Sticker Ever

    Car bumper with a funny bumper sticker warning not to honk or it will explode into 1000 bats, spotted on the road.

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    Jaya
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would definitely make me honk, I wanna see that!

    Cailyn B
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the corner of the plate I can see, this looks like this person is un Alberta, Canada

    glowworm2
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe vampires shouldn't drive cars then!

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    #21

    Jesus Loves You, Nobody Else Does

    White vehicle with a funny bumper sticker saying Jesus Loves You, spotted and shared by drivers on the road.

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    Laura Lawson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Aussie version is Everyone else thinks you're a wànker. 🤣

    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this bumper sticker. Got lots of thumbs up on the road! 😄

    David Houde
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had it too! People love it, especially truckers.

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    The authors of the study say they never found political bumper stickers to have a positive effect. "They didn't improve people's perceptions of their group or other groups," UC Assistant Professors Rachel Torres explained. "It activated their partisan hostilities." Essentially, even America's car culture has become politicized.

    #22

    Spotted A Bumper Sticker In A Parking Lot That Had Me Cracking Up

    White Toyota Corolla hybrid with funny bumper stickers saying new driver pls be nice and go around me im crying on the road.

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    sbj
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all been there

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 month ago

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    Not I. Must be a female thing.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha just got these same stickers for my son!

    Joey Wood
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a drving school in my city that has "I'm learning, what's your excuse?" on the backs of their cars,

    Jen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stay out ot the left and you'll be fine.

    Poe Pourri
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, the “experienced” ones are the the only drivers who have caused accidents I’ve been in. GET OFF YOUR PHONES AND DRIVE.

    #23

    The Perfect Sticker For Your Inner-Teen

    Funny bumper sticker on a car saying not like most teens because the driver is 47, spotted on the road by drivers.

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    Jaya
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do, fellow kids?

    Reemerger
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four times the teen you are, kid.

    Stephen Gross
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow 47yo, this feels about right.

    #24

    Happens To The Best Of Us

    Funny bumper sticker on car featuring Willem Dafoe joke about flipflops and tupperware lids spotted on the road.

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    The popularity of bumper stickers depends on geographical location and gender, too. A 2017 study found that women (63%) are more likely than men (50%) to have bumper stickers on their cars. Folks from the South were most likely to have bumper stickers, as 68% of those who live in Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Tennessee said they adorned their cars with a sticker.

    #25

    The Perfect Sticker To Tell It Like It Is

    Bumper sticker with large black text on white background spotted by drivers sharing funny bumper stickers on the road

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    Mark Wilson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bumper sticker that is its own alt text

    Caffeinated Ape
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like it's from https://www.reddit.com/r/SUBREDDITNAME/new/

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    #27

    Spotted In A Parking Lot. My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

    Bumper sticker on a vehicle humorously clarifying the pronunciation of pecan, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    ocean todd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pronounced data, not data

    Socrates
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pronounced GIF, not GIF.

    Jackie Lulu
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say Tomato, and you say Tomato

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not content with this content

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apricot, apricot

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the two pronunciations? “Pee-can’ and . . . ? ‘Pekkon’? ‘Pe-caaaaan’? ‘Pee-caaaaan’?

    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite so far.

    Gdawg
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had a stroke reading these comments

    Nosirrow
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought pecans are different, but they're just long walnuts.

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    According to the same survey, the most popular topic to showcase on your bumper stickers is sports. 17% of bumper stickers feature something related to the car owner's favorite team or affinity for jogging. Politics was the second most popular (16%) theme. Coming in third was people's alma mater, with humor, culture, family, and pets being others that made it to the top of the list.

    #28

    Best Bumper Sticker I’ve Seen In A While

    Bumper sticker on a car with a yellow background, a duck illustration, and the phrase throw bread on me.

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    Dusty's mom
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want to take this seriously, please use whole grain bread. The grainier the better. PLEASE, NO WHITE BREAD OR PALE, SEEDLESS TYPES!

    PenguinEmp
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never feed them bread are you dumb?

    #29

    On The Road, Again?

    Red Toyota SUV with a funny bumper sticker saying My driving scares me too, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    #30

    Let Him Have His Gay Little Car Sticker

    Funny bumper sticker on a Toyota Camry reading here I go in my gay little car, spotted on the road.

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    Reemerger
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marky Mark sells Chevies?

    Billo66
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Mark Wahlberg owns multiple Chevrolet dealerships. He and his business partner, Jay Feldman, began acquiring dealerships in Ohio starting in 2018. - Google

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    BarfyCat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker has a bumpersticker that says, "Sounds Gay... I'm in!"

    Faye Bosworth
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna get a sign like that for in my house lol

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    Verena
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other sticker says "I brake for independent book stores". 👍

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son wants his first car to be a Mazda Miata (We compromised on it being his second car), and I absolutely need to buy this for it 😂

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Original meaning of "Gay" is "Happy". XD

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why taking it off? Adults know that 'gay' has more than one meaning.

    PenguinEmp
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gay is ok as a derogatory word but w*f is censored

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us don't need our cars to validate us.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I"m guessing by the downvote someone thought I was directing this comment at the OP. The opposite is true. What I was trying to say is that the OP isn't so insecure that they need some obnoxious truck or sports car to boost their ego. It was a compliment to the OP and a jab at those that think they need a car shaped p***s extension. (edit: clarity)

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    What about you, Pandas? Are you the proud owner of a bumper sticker? If you are, let us know in the comments what it says! If you aren't, tell us about the funniest bumper sticker you have ever spotted on the road! And while you're here, don't forget to check out our previous lists with the most hilarious and wildest bumper stickers here, here, and here!

    #31

    I Need One For My Pup

    Dog wearing a patriotic bandana next to a car with a funny bumper sticker saying i miss my dog and a crown graphic.

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    #32

    The Curse Of Powerful Lips

    Funny bumper sticker on a car trunk reading a humorous message about kissing bugs and strong lips spotted on the road.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY bug? Really? Even earwigs???

    Billo66
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they've smelled moth balls.

    David Houde
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they got their little legs apart...

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    Caryne Ag
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entomologist

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this bumper sticker. 💔

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiss them with your windshield. Especially the mosquitoes.

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you need Bugkiss. A device made for kissing bugs. It's a real thing. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bugkiss-Little-Lips-Bug-Lovins/dp/B0CKWHS5M4

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    #33

    6 Months In And He Found It. I Put A Sticker Over My Roommates Car Emblem And It Took Him Over 200 Days To Find. Overall He Took The Joke Well

    Man holding a Ford sticker to place on a Subaru car, a funny bumper sticker spotted on the road by drivers.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in town had "Z-71" decals on his F-150 pickup box (ifyk,yk)

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be right back, gotta put "King Ranch" sticker's on my coworker's Silverado!

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    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to randomly do this to cars, now. Seems like harmless fun.

    PenguinEmp
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah harmless. Go ahead and try to remove it

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    PenguinEmp
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id punch you for defacing my car. Better be a magnet and not a sticker.

    Brain-In-A-Vat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once saw a Ford Transit with Mercedes Sprinter badges on it . . .

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    #34

    This Lady’s Bumper Sticker. I Was Tempted To Get Closer

    Silver Chrysler Sebring with a funny bumper sticker warning other drivers not to get too close to avoid a rude surprise.

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    Emilu
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, especially considering my car actually does. Every so often she just emits this rotten egg smell. And yes, my car is female (not sure about if she's a lady per se, given her gas issues 😆).

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    Skip Reynolds
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP allows the nasty word "Fart". Go figure.

    #35

    Cheese

    Close-up of a car bumper with a funny bumper sticker that says CHEESE, shared by drivers spotting humorous road stickers.

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    #36

    At My Desk, Cracking Up! Funniest Bumper Sticker Ever

    Funny bumper sticker on a dusty car window humorously explaining speeding spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife follows too close. She seemed annoyed when at the NASCAR race, I found a "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting' sticker and applied it without her knowing. Took her a week or so.

    Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god, thank you BP for guarding mine virgin eyes against such vulgar words!

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the information.

    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s totally s**t! 🤣

    #37

    At Least The Check Engine Light Isn’t On

    Red car with multiple funny bumper stickers about honking humor, showcasing some of the funniest bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of honking. Is this car owned by a goose?

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even more reason to stay well clear of this car lol

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    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this photo if BP's idiotic censor had blurred "honk".

    Russell Bowman
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, if I honk ... will I disrupt his Vibe?

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honk was a band in the 1970s. Probably California.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are the honkers, others the honkies.

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    #38

    Bumper Stickers, Got To Love Them

    A red car with a black and white bumper sticker that reads "This is the back of my car" spotted by drivers.

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    #39

    I Saw This Same Bumper Sticker In Downtown, LA. I Wonder Where This Person Would Travel To, In This Case

    Bumper sticker on a black car reading too stupid for New York, too ugly for LA, shared by drivers spotting funny bumper stickers.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I should be offended, but it's true. Chicago would welcome them.

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    Russell Bowman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I suggest Glasgow, Montana ...

    Joe Smith
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missouri. Gotta bve Missouri

    #40

    Someone Put This On My Truck

    Bumper sticker on car window reading THICC DADS WHO VAPE FOR CHRIST with a yin-yang symbol, funny bumper stickers spotted on the road.

    Someone put this sticker on my truck while I was at the gym.

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    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not on the paint. Still, there is no higher crime.

    Mia
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok for me, this is the one.

    #41

    That’s Honestly Terrifying

    Cat face bumper sticker on the rear window of a car, one of the funniest bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    Eugenia 🇮🇹🤌
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a meme of a cat saying water in French, went around a couple of years ago :D

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    #42

    Saw This Bumper Sticker This Morning

    Silver car with dented rear bumper featuring funny bumper stickers including one sarcastic no baby on board sign.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see one more "baby on board" sticker I'll hurl. They gave them to us in the hospital after each of my kids were born (a $10k bumper sticker here in the states). And I was so sleep deprived and grumpy I almost told the nurse to shove that sticker up her b**t

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby on board stickers were originally designed to show that the person in the car may become distracted and drive oddly due to there being kids on board. They weren't meant to warn other drivers to be careful because of the kids, but because of the parents antics

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how many idiots k**l their kids in hot cars, the "BABY ON BOARD" should be standard equipment on the dashboard.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for the pendant to comment about the "real" reason for the baby on board stickers (which is, in fact, not real)...

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh, what is the not real "real" reason?? Now I'm curious!

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    Khavrinen
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "'Baby On Board, something something, Burt Ward..' This thing writes itself!"

    #43

    You Can Grow It Yourself And It Will Be Free

    Funny bumper sticker on red car saying garlic should be free, showcasing hilarious bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free the garlic!!!

    Ravenkbh
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Vampire union heartedly disagrees

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something a vampire pretending not to be a vampire would say.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually easy to grow, even in a flower pot.

    #44

    I Stop Not Just Brake

    Funny bumper sticker on red car reads I brake for abandoned CRTs with image of old television, seen by drivers on the road.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have no choice. If you hit one of those beasts it could k**l you.

    #45

    Be Kind. Brake For Bugs

    Bumper sticker on a car that reads I brake for roly-polies, shared by drivers spotting funny bumper stickers.

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the '70s: I Brake for Hallucinations

    Mike F
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those, Hank the Hallucination!

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    Tostones
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this one the last time it was posted. I’ve added clear packing tape to stop it from peeling. I make total strangers smile

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, we must look out for our little arthropod friends.

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    #46

    I'm Not One For Car Stickers, But Someone's Gotta Tell Em

    Pickup truck with a funny bumper sticker that reads a truck is a truck no matter how small, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I miss my Ford Ranger!!! We were made for each other. Stupid deer jumped in front of us and my Ranger took the brunt. DOA. Both truck and deer. RIP sweetheart! ☺ No, there was no time to avoid the deer. They're EVERYWHERE in America's Midwest. Repopulated by hunters decades ago, their only real predators are humans. They eat my husband's garden and lawn, no matter what we do to protect the plants. I guess we need to import cougars and bears.

    CP
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is on a Ford Maverick, I just got one (the truck not the sticker). Fun little truck, that would be normal sized in the mid 90s.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bigger the truck, the smaller the peni…….

    #47

    Saw The Best Bumper Sticker At Target. Whoever This Was At The Eau Claire Target, You're A Legend

    Funny bumper sticker on blue car bumper reads let me merge or I'll self destruct with character pointing, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Tim Gearing
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Gale from Waterdeep. That’ll teach him for messing about with Mystra.🧙‍♂️

    Chuck
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Feed him a magical item!!!! 💣

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    Kim Steffen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, please protect me from your followers

    #48

    Shrimp Is Catchy Saying On A Bumper Sticker On A Car Of A Person Clearly Going Through Something

    Blue Mazda with multiple funny bumper stickers, including a humorous shrimp sticker, shared by drivers spotting funny bumper stickers.

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some irregular seafood there...

    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either someone I'd love, or hate, no in between

    Klo Stein
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm prosxualizing the green M&M And I vote! ?

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My morals are as loose as my grip on reality" - arguably funnier

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m trying to work out who they only date

    DeShotz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cráck whóres (you can see the uncensored photo if you click on the link to the original post on Reddit)

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    Ozymandias73
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I sing that a la Grinch narrator?

    Dolevaal
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one sounds like a d**k.

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    #49

    This Is My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

    Funny bumper sticker on a silver Ford car reads thinking about centipedes spotted by drivers on the road.

    “Pardon my weird driving, I’m thinking about centipedes (again)”.

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    #50

    Saw The Best Bumper Sticker In The World This Morning

    Funny bumper sticker on the back window of a Subaru Outback reading Everyone inside the car was FINE Stanley spotted on the road

    If you’re on here and see this, I salute you. I need this sticker more than you know!

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, it's from The Office. That's why I didn't get it...

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the explanation. I didn't get it either.

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    Fire Singer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this on someone's license plate cover yesterday and had to snap a pic at the stop light for my husband. We love The Office!

    #51

    Saw The Post About Bumper Stickers That Make You Laugh Out Loud, Here’s Mine

    Black Honda car with funny bumper stickers including a child patience request and humorous sayings on the road.

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    #52

    My Getaway Car Suzuki Swift Is Out In The Streets Of Uruguay

    Blue car with a humorous custom bumper sticker modifying the Swift logo to read Taylor Swift on the rear hatch.

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    Joe Orber
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a…. Swift move! 😂

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    #53

    Odd Choice, But You Have My Respect For Living So Boldly

    Red Honda SUV with a funny bumper sticker about Fig Newtons and various smaller stickers on the rear window spotted on the road.

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    #54

    This Is The Best Version Of This I’ve Seen

    Funny bumper sticker on wood, saying keep honking and referencing John Cage’s 4:33, shared by drivers spotting humor on the road.

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    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the whole point of 4:33 is that it doesn't have any sounds in it at all

    #55

    Wife Guy

    Red Tacoma pickup truck with funny bumper stickers about wives spotted among funniest bumper stickers on the road.

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    #56

    Does Anyone Have Any Clue What This Bumper Sticker Means?

    White Ford vehicle with a funny bumper sticker that reads honk if you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

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    Pete
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the poem "Wild Geese" by Mary Oliver, and it means you don't have to strive for perfection to be worthy. Instead, you should give yourself permission to love and connect with the simple things that bring you joy and comfort, whether that's a flower, food, a hug, or even just the vastness of the sky.

    #57

    Still Thinking About The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

    White SUV with a funny bumper sticker that reads drivin scares me spotted on the road among other cars in daylight

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    #58

    This Is Wild

    Funny bumper sticker on car warning others not to hit because milk jugs are full, featuring a thumb war decal above.

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    #59

    My Recent Favorite Bumper Sticker Find

    A funny bumper sticker on a car window showing a crying possum with the text please let me merge before I start crying.

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    #60

    Froggo

    Bumper stickers on a vehicle featuring a humorous warning and a cartoon band of frogs, highlighting funny bumper stickers.

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    #61

    These Bumper Stickers I Saw This Morning

    Rear of a silver car with funny bumper stickers about insurance and hitting the curb, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    #62

    Oh She’s About To Be Adding A New Bumper Sticker To Her Car That’s For Sure

    Funny bumper sticker on a black SUV stating this car makes frequent stops at your mom's house, spotted on the road.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be stopping at my mom's hou....... ooooooh

    Eggwodd
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE BEST ONE SO FAR!!

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    #63

    If I Ever See This Around Town I Will Slam The Brakes And Let You Merge Immediately

    Red Subaru Impreza with a funny bumper sticker that says bestie please let me merge spotted among funny bumper stickers on the road.

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    #64

    Bumper Stickers In The Wild. This One Made Me Chuckle. Do They Hand These Out? Or Do People Actually Just Print Them Out?

    Funny bumper sticker on a Subaru car reading I got that dog in me, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Kylie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like their plate holder

    #65

    Does It Belong Here?

    Silver Toyota Camry with funny bumper stickers and hanging Barbie doll and skeleton decorations on the rear of the car.

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Nixon had the decency to resign.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was but a wee lass in the late '60s and didn't even know who Nixon was, my parents had a bumper sticker on their car in the shape of Massachusetts. It read: Don't blame us!

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    #66

    To Anyone Buying Make Sure U Get A Large For The Size In The Pic

    Car with a funny bumper sticker saying bumpin' that, shared by driver among funniest bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    #67

    I Keep Seeing This Bumper Sticker In Oregon

    Funny bumper sticker on a vehicle featuring a cow and text about Tillamook Cheese Factory seen by drivers on the road.

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    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be " eaten " not "ate". also , not "et".

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Americans and their weird version of English. The constant 'off of' is so annoying.

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    #68

    Made A Bumper Sticker. Don’t Judge How Dirty My Car Is Right Now. Kinda Hard To Tell In The Pic, But It’s A Galaxy Background

    Funny bumper sticker on a white car with a cartoon dog and the phrase about being fooled twice, spotted by drivers on the road.

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    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as George W . Bush so famously said , "Fool me once, shame on you , fool me twice . . . don't fool me again" .

    #69

    Emotional Support Bumper Sticker

    A black car with a funny bumper sticker reading stop honking at me I love you spotted on the road.

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    #70

    My Favorite Bumper Sticker

    Bumper sticker humor on a car referencing Mount Washington seen by drivers sharing funny bumper stickers spotted on the road.

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    Andy
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It flamed mount Washington?

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    #71

    Artistry Of Highest Order

    Bumper sticker on car referencing Al Pacino in 1980 crime thriller, spotted by drivers sharing funniest bumper stickers.

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically this car was hit by a driver wearing only a cowboy hat and a jockstrap

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pacino has starred in many movies. Cruising is one of his least well-known films.

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, what? -= Googles =- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-g-0DArlkw

    #72

    Probably The Funniest Bumper Sticker I've Ever Seen

    Bumper sticker on a car reading how's my driving dial 1-800-EAT S T showing funny drivers' stickers on the road.

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    #74

    One Of The More Random Bumper Stickers I've Seen

    Bumper sticker with Bruce Springsteen reference humor spotted on the road, part of funniest bumper stickers shared by drivers.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is a great song...

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    #75

    New Favorite Bumper Sticker Just Dropped

    Funny bumper sticker on a silver car saying honk if you are definitely not bitter with a cartoon dog drawing.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a picture of a lemon included.

    #76

    I Love This! I Want One

    Blue car with a funny bumper sticker that says Stop honking, I'm crying to The Great Impersonator by Halsey.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably need one that says "it's not road rage, I'm singing along to Flash Gordon"

    #77

    Never Change Mandurah

    Funny bumper sticker on a truck saying if you don't like chicken, twist your arm shared by drivers on the road.

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    Kylie
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    1 month ago

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    They spelled Twisties wrong.

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    1 month ago

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    #78

    Saw This Sticker On Someone's Car, Gave Me A Good Chuckle

    Car with a humorous bumper sticker warning about honking, illustrating funny bumper stickers spotted on the road by drivers.

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    #79

    What Does This Stand For? This Car Has Been Parked On My Street For Months, And This Bumper Sticker Baffles Me Every Time I Walk By

    Sticker on car bumper with the letters BWTHHYBL and images of two wolves and a full moon at night.

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    Pete
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bella, where the hell have you been, loca?" (from Twilight)

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've definitely watched it too many times.

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