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Brainy memes might not be considered the most serious type of content; however, some of them can get pretty complex. Despite the seemingly straightforward format, they often carry hidden meanings or require a moment to connect the dots before the belly laughs start.
Plenty of such funny brain memes are shared on a public Facebook group titled exactly that—’Brainy Memes’. They cover everything from human behavior to math-based puns and even dinosaurs, among other things, and seem to be pretty enjoyable as the group consists of over 280k members already. Scroll down to find some of their brain memes and see what kind of cranial jokes make you giggle the most.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Some days, I think that Keanu existing is the only thing that keeps this world going.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
And on the sixth day, the Lord saith, let there be KEANU.
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Robin C 2 years ago
I got to meet him..way before he was famous.. very kind and generous soul..
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I'm always 12 hours late to these comments, but they never disappoint 😂 Keanu is the GOAT!!!!
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Christopher Bowers 2 years ago
My biggest question is how does the meow's sound, especially when angry?
#3
Kobe 2 years ago
Of course, I'll take it. Would make a huge difference to me. Don't care if my "enemy" gets more. There will always be people with more.
Percy the Band Rat 2 years ago
Listen, if I accept, the person I hate hates me too, so I get money, they get money, they are happy, i'm happy, and they move far far away from me.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
If I'm not included I'm really curious to who I hate most so yes as I have a chance to find out
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out who else I might hate. Would it be someone I know, personally? Or could it be just anyone in the world that I believe is evil? Either way, I’m not sure who it would be, if not myself. There are some political leaders that might qualify. I don’t think $100,000 would make any difference in their lives, though.
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Given it's very hard for me to feel any negative feelings about anyone who isn't me I will totally take that 150000
Tetelestai 2 years ago
Someone, somewhere that you may come to hate with time, will get the money. Future has already happened, so the hated-to-be person will get the money before you hate them
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Funny Brain Memes, Statistics, and Internet Culture: the Real Impact of the Phenomena
Brainy memes have become such a major part of the internet culture that it would likely be difficult to dodge them online, even if you wanted to. The Washington Post revealed that according to the website Know Your Meme, during the years from 2008 to 2015, the total number of memes grew to 12,302.
It’s not only their sheer number that makes them feel omnipresent online. These funny brain memes cover nearly every topic and area there is, which means there is a little something for every internet user out there. Whether it’s cars, cakes, or science that interests you, there ought to be at least some memes about it.
#4
Greg Sheldon 2 years ago
I think she keeps her marmalade sandwiches in there
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K W 2 years ago
It's a chess reference. They look like they're on a chess board.
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Wendy McNeil 2 years ago
Omg I wish she was alive to see this. I bet she would have cracked up
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
At first, I scrolled too quickly and it looked like Oprah had a really short mermaid tail
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
Yeah, when I hear wealthy people who are surrounded by all sorts of assistants and staff, telling everyone about how much they accomplish in a single day, I can only respond, "Oh, please tell me more".
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
I'll settle for 1/10th of that step. Hell, I'll take $10 at this point.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
If it takes 1000 steps to get to her step one, I’ll settle for just .5 of her 1 step
Statista revealed that memes are some of the most shared content online among US internet users. According to their data, 35% of Gen Z and Millennials are very likely to share memes someone else created, while 29% are very likely to create them themselves.
That might be one explanation for the huge number of brain memes on the internet. People get creative by often using a popular template yet depicting something they find funny, important, or dear to their own hearts. Towards Data Science found out that back in 2018, for example, the most popular template for memes was the iconic image of Drake dancing in his Hotline Bling video.
#6
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
There is only one way, let's forbid them to play against each other
Danish Dynomummy 2 years ago
I love when Norway and Denmark play against eachother. Then it reads NORDEN (the north) which is more sympathetic lol
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Even if you mix up different parts from each country, you still get the correct spellings of each country.
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Rico Mendez 2 years ago
I'm guilty of this, but in a question. Sometimes I can't understand someone talking, and when they ask a question and I already asked them to repeat themselves twice or so, I just answer and hope I didn't mess up.
RMA 2 years ago (edited)
My reflex is to say thank you. Then we are all confused, but at least I have tried to be polite.
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Bobby 2 years ago
I feel like a failure when I see that face. If I explain it and you don't get it that's my fault not yours ok!
mentaLilly 2 years ago
..i think it's just not that easy to find the other persons "language" in explaining...so you have to try a few ways. Nobody is a failure :) (~ Ineve R. Gè-Tit)
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Bwahahaha! Perfect pic of a Ginger cat attempting to utilize the one collective brain cell that all Ginger cats share in common amongst themselves. The cats expression in this pic is so sweet. I love it. And yes, I myself do have a Ginger cat friend, a neutered male, called Nugget, who lives at my house. So I am a frequent and much amused witness to this phenomenon.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
I'm currently getting a shoulder nap snuggle right now. That's is favorite spot to lay on my. Mine is actually quite good at his communication skills. He must bully the others for braincell time. Sorry you others.
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Courtney Geneva 2 years ago
This is how I felt on the Sweden Denmark meme above. Smiled and kept scrolling after still not getting it when explained in comments....
Nosirrow 2 years ago
I lived in Ireland for a bit. Oh boy. So often I pretended I understood someone. The mailman, for example, had a thick accent. Still, it was much easier than living in Norway. There I had constant problems bc either people pretended not to speak English or they really didn't.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
When you have ADHD and zoned out during the lesson so you ask someone to explain it and then you zone out while they’re explaining like 3 times and you’re too embarrassed to ask them to repeat themselves so you just wait until you’re home and turn to Kahn academy
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
now imagine how hard it is when you have adhd, and being hearing impaired, with slightly malfunctioning hearing aids :)
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Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
I'm a multi-tasker: I can listen, forget, and ignore all at the same time.
#8
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Okay but my biology teacher once told me something I never forgot. If you end up getting assaulted or kidnapped, scratch them as hard as you can. if you don't survive, at least there is a good chance you collected their dna
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'm a lifelong habitual nailbiter. I'm screwed XD I'll have to bite my attacker.
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Lesley Christie 2 years ago
My therapist once told me that the leading theory of why you sweat when you panic is that you become too slippery to grip. I wonder how many attempted kidnappings have been foiled by suddenly slippy syndrome.
Drake-related images are just one of the thousands of examples of meme trends based on popular culture. They often portray famous movie stars or characters (have you ever tried counting all the Baby Yoda memes you encounter when scrolling?), athletes who have just broken a new record, or singers and their latest hits. However, funny brain memes can also be used to cover more serious topics, such as politics, human and animal rights, and others. (Web Tribunal pointed out that as much as 60% of memes are politics-related.)
#9
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Isn't it annoying as hell when a more valued coin is smaller than a less valued?
JessG 2 years ago
I'd say it's pretty annoying for just about everything...like 5 dollars of macadamia nuts is a much smaller pile than 5 dollars of peanuts, for example...unfortunately, that's how values work
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I seriously popped an anxiety sweat seeing the improper stack, before I saw the proper stack. Thank God. Please don't do that, again. It's unpleasant.
Daniele Ribolla 2 years ago
I use almost always credit card to avoid coins in my pocket... I HATE that ding ding!
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Ariom Dahl 2 years ago
And this is a true happening: Irate student: "Miss, Miss, someone's been scribbling in my writing book!" Embarrassed teacher: "Um, er, that's my signature." :)
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Some people shouldn't be teachers, 90% of the teachers I had would have laughed so hard at this
Tetelestai 2 years ago
How she would divide and find the percentage if it wasn’t 100%, I don’t know…
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Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago
There are 3 ranks of bad handwriting. 1-Doctor 2-moving companies 3-fast working teachers
Bobby 2 years ago (edited)
I know there are exceptions to this, but in my experience left handed people too. It's not our fault that we learn to model right handed writing. Look at how much a lefty curls their wrist when they write compared to someone right handed. That's because that's the only way we can get our letters to "tilt" correctly
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Why would you grade it out of 59 points? They're always graded out of 5/10/15/20/25/30/100.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Well, it's a 59 out of 59 questions right, not necessarily points. But, our society is so ingrained with a 10 scale that, yeah, it gives people an almost icky feeling when they see a 59/59 test score.
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Ralph Kretschmer 2 years ago
Apart from simple questions like: What will they eat in the next 40 days. And the years before anything eatable grows again from the salted soil. How did all those penguins and kangaroos and koalas and mountain lions and other creatures from America,Australia or Madagascar arrive?
David 2 years ago (edited)
With God all things are possible. Edit: LOL at the downvote and discussion. It was a joke reply about how some religious people use that saying to explain things. Just imagine a big "/S" after the comment. I'm honestly not sure if I got downvoted by religious people who think I'm not or by non-religious people who think I am. Either way - made me laugh.
Beck 2 years ago
Well then why go through the trouble of having an ark made? Why not just poof the animals back into the world after the flood. Or how about this since all things are possible: prevent the flood. God should have said "water, don't flood."
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Skye Richardson 2 years ago
Female lions do sometimes have manes and exhibit male behavior…but I like SLAY LIONS better 🥰
BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they) 2 years ago (edited)
that was a weird thing to look up, but is has happened several times.. I didn't know that could happen lol
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One of the most popular memes, predating the image of Drake dancing, is the renowned image of the ‘Expanding Brain’. The brain meme depicts the progression of certain ideas which seem to be stimulating the mind, similarly to the jokes shared on the ‘Brainy Memes’ Facebook group. Started back in 2018, it features a vast collection of puns based on science, knowledge in different fields, wordplay, or similar conundrums, which sometimes take us a second to work out. In this way these funny brain memes provide not only entertainment but mental exercise as well.
#12
Antony Aston 2 years ago
I once sent a parcel from the UK to The Other Street - it really does exist.
WFH Forever 2 years ago
My town has Moe Street and Larry Street. I have hope for a future Curly or Shemp Street! 😁
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago (edited)
I can imagine that somewhere in the world, there are also streets named "Which St" and "Witch St." (There's a place in Maine, USA called "Which Way"!)
Kalypso_78 1 year ago
This is in Porter's Lake, Nova Scotia, Canada. It's actually a trailer park, which makes it even better when giving directions because the properties are all so similar! Source: I live near here, drive past all the time.
#13
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
But if the person was Keanu I wouldn't leave even if it was on fire
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
What if Keanu was the one who set it on fire?
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
From now on I am able to express how laugh-inducing this meme is to me
Lisa Hathaway 2 years ago
I once wrote a 12-page paper on a topic I truly had no idea wth I was talking about. I basically recapitulated a one paragraph thesis. Got an A... In grad school. Absolutely convinced the prof didn't read it.
Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
Quick question: was he supposed to be gay in any way? I‘ve never seen it in the original, only the German dubbed version. He was portrayed behaving „gay“ but liked women…?
Cognifit emphasized that stimulating the brain regularly can help boost our cognition and support the cognitive skills we use every day, such as memory, planning, and focus. It pointed out that exercising our brain is as important as physical activity, which is why it’s crucial to properly maintain brain fitness as well. According to Cognifit, brain fitness is the brain’s ability to learn what the organism has to know to survive in a changing environment.
#15
LK 2 years ago
It's true because when the quiet kid recides enough is enough it is a lesson the bully (and the rest of the school) will remember for a long time. The bully is then in danger from all the pent up rage and anger.
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
And meanwhile the bully’s parents “ not my child” he/she wouldn’t hurt a fly
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
And that's why quiet kids should always make sure that it's a lesson to remember on the first chance
Scott Rackley 2 years ago
Exactly. I wore out an old wiffle ball bat (the old hard kind) on one when I finally had enough. No more problems.
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Katherine Mulholland 2 years ago
I’ve often found there is a different kind of bully. It is the quiet kid who whispers in the ear of a large kid to cause trouble. They usually give themselves away by their smirk.
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
Oh come on, if you were a teacher wouldn't run really fast to watch the bully getting beaten?
Smiley MG 2 years ago
Because the quite ones become John Wick..... even a pencil can Do Business
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
6th-8th grade for me because I was the big kid that got picked on but I was the bully for standing up for myself. And I wonder where my dislike for people came from?
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Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago (edited)
Geez Mary Berry! I guess what you just tasted was not such great baking. Just wait until it gets to Paul. I don’t want to even try to imagine what he’s going to say.
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François Carré 2 years ago
What's the point of opening it if it's empty though ? I know late night / high craving can lead to desperate gestures, but...
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
It’s like that anti auto theft contraption the club, it’s just a deterrent
Kenny Kulbiski 2 years ago
I hope whoever invented this type of container spends eternity in hell trying to get his non existent soul out of one of these. And then trying to close it.
Carrie Laughs 2 years ago
I'm going to admit I've never bought anything in a container like this in my life. Not sure if it's a country thing or my purchasing habits behind it. I'm assuming it is for cake (what else!) but when I've bought cakes they've come in a cardboard box.
Load More Replies...The capacity to adjust to an ever-changing environment gets increasingly more significant as the years go by. Nowadays people have to keep up with constant and rapid technological advancements, which is why it’s crucial for them to train the brain in order to maintain the ability to continually learn new things. Such an ability is known as brain plasticity, which defines the nervous system changing its activity as a response to certain external stimuli.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
we call that "tart" outside USA, just incidentally. A pie outside USA is specifically savory (e.g. meat).
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Arthur Waite 2 years ago
Kind of a cheap tip - should be in the $31-32 range, but that'd spoil the effect.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
You don't know what it's for. Could be takeout. In that case, I'd say it's quite generous.
Load More Replies... Tetelestai 2 years ago
3.1415926535897932384626433 is there even currency to give that exact of a tip??
Pirate Luxe 2 years ago
sadly, its only an 11% tip.... and technically his math is incorrect... it's $30.00159265358979+
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
A bakery in south Seattle is called 3.14 Bakery. So very few people get it.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
I'm being thick. I'm not following this. I know what Pi is. And I still haven't a clue how this links. Drunk and tired but would still like to think I get it. But it's not happening tonight.
Kiwi Panda 2 years ago
I read that caption as “He has been waiting his whole moment for this life.” Kinda like that better 😂
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rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
LOL. Me panicking when I use friend personality #2 with family group #1.
Tiddlez 2 years ago
Me accidentally making an offensive joke in my "soft friend group" instead of the "harsh friend group"
Anikulapo 2 years ago
I miss my harsh friends. And the utterly despicable jokes. The shockingly hurtful yet delightfully witty jabs. I kept my mouth shut though - I wasn’t looking for any stray bullets…
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
My strategy was to pretend I was really invested in writing down the content, they wouldn't dare to interrupt a good student's train of thought
Robert Trebor 2 years ago
She get's too close - quick snort - NOSEBLEED "Gotta go to the nurse!" (true story 7th & 8th grade)
Matthew Smyth 2 years ago
My strategy was to pretend I was typing something down whilst playing games on my phone :D
Pineapple (he/him) 2 years ago
I have the best strat: stare into the soul of the teacher daring them to call on you works every time
Harvard Health Publishing pointed out that in order to boost the process of brain plasticity, a person has to practice somewhat challenging activities on a regular basis. Take sports, for example. Even though it’s primarily related to exercising the muscles on your body, quite a few types of exercise require combining it with brain activity, such as being mindful of your breathing or anticipating certain movements, among other things.
#21
Lea Panthera 2 years ago
It is of my personal opinion that we should at least acknowledge the braincells that were lost in this tragedy
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Roy Briggs 2 years ago
Everybody knows that waves, like birds, are just a conspiracy made up by the reptilian Illuminati liberal elite ..... Uh, yeah
MarieTDr 2 years ago
Why haven't flat earthers posted pics of the edge of the earth before this?
Bleau 2 years ago
Why hasn't the government released a real picture of the earth because the big blue marble is a composite.
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#22
Sad Quokka 2 years ago
Depends. He may have read the two books at exactly the same time
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crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago
Then you only have 25% of your original problems tho
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Alan Gale 2 years ago
Years ago, my GF's dad saw an add in the newspaper ( YEARS ago!!) "Make lots of money, easily" He send off the requested £1, which was still worth something then. The letter he got back said " Put an add in the newspaper, saying make lots of money, for £1" GF's dad thought that it was worth a quid, and laughed!
#23
Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Tip toe through the tulips with meeeeeeeeee
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PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago
Might as well find a use for them as the hospital won't take them back
Scientific American revealed that some activities, which people often believe they do on autopilot (such as walking, for instance), are more linked to brain activity than they might think.
Research shows that different types of exercise result in positive changes to certain areas of the brain, such as the hippocampus (the part related to memory) or prefrontal cortex (responsible for our planning, decision-making, and multitasking abilities).
#24
Christy Charbeneau 2 years ago
It seems that every time I do something backwards or stupid like that I'm being watched never when I'm doing something amazing though!
Louisa Spoke 2 years ago
My mother in law likes standing beside me, watching me work at whatever. I now ask her to leave and will not do anything until she does. Makes my blood boil.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Too self conscious when people watch them so they can't do anything right at that moment.
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Pineapple 2 years ago
Fish shouldn't die that regularly if you care for them right. 1. Dechlorinate the water before adding the fish. 2. Do water changes (don't change all the water). This prevents toxic ammonia buildup. 3. Don't put fish in a bowl. It's way too small, esp. for a goldfish. A tank with a filter is much better for the fish and you can do less water changes.
iBlank 2 years ago
I appreciate the comment, because you can get the joke but also understand that the reality is a lot of people never bother to learn how to take care of their pets, and would rather keep buying more
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Persephone 2 years ago
Oh... girl... there is news of the world waiting for you! 🤦🏻♀️ your parents suck.
Karen Grace 2 years ago
Of course it's going to die in that stupid jar. She won't think it's funny when she gets older and learns the truth.
Impasta (she/they) 2 years ago
This happened to me once.... we thought my dad took extra good care of it because his colors were brighter. We only found out a year ago. RIP Paintbrush
Sandra Scully-Mannaravalappil 2 years ago
I had a hamster that lived 10 years and he too occasionally changed color every so slightly
Dodo 2 years ago
Yeah, just keep buying more fish to die to keep that stupid lie alive 😡
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
i read that and heard it in Bobby Singer's voice in my head.
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Marvin HoG 2 years ago
I can't identify with this one, there's NO WAY I'm gonna end up in heaven.
According to Harvard Health Publishing, engaging in creative pursuits can also be a great way to train your brain. Whether it’s painting, playing an instrument, or taking up writing, activities of a similar kind can help improve your cognitive function.
In order to reach the best results, it’s advisable to follow three simple yet crucial guidelines: regularly challenging the brain, engaging in complex activities, and maintaining some level of constant practicing.
If you’d like to train your brain with something else rather than funny brain memes, check out our previously shared collections of trick questions, teasers, and riddles here and here.
#27
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Nah, you get a mini house elf helper thingy once it can walk and understand English. /jk
Hans Georg 2 years ago
Maybe I should teach her English instead of German. Thanks for the tip!
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Jon Steensen 2 years ago
Someone once said: "Children are like modelships. They are fun to make, but aftwards they will just be an annoyance taking up space."
Carrie Laughs 2 years ago
Meh... Doesn't last for long and the work they create doesn't balance it out at all.
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I did a similar thing, our power went out, and as my son was on his cell phone to look something up, I took my phone out and put the flashlight mode on and pointed atop of his so he can see, realized what I was doing when he stopped typing and just stared at me
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
no, any type of light should work. But yes, UV from the sun probably best.
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Ezechiel Darkheart 2 years ago
Erm… something about modern problem requires modern solution. I guess…
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#30
Bored Birgit 2 years ago
In the first pic some letters of the 4 words are red, they say "You should hold her"
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MongoMarcia 2 years ago
My husband had shoulder surgery. It took me 3 tries everytime I said it. It sounded like soldier surgery.
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
Monty Python: In 1987, he was no more; he ceased to be. Expired, he went to meet his maker and is now a stiff. Today he continues to be bereft of life, and rests in peace. Had he not been nailed to a perch he'd be pushing up daisies.
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MellonCollie 2 years ago
Whoah whoah whoah, savour the moment folks, "died" is uncensored! Hurray!
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#32
Tetelestai 2 years ago
Nah, I only eat my moms, and I don’t like oatmeal raisin-
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Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago
I use an auto-accept-cookie extension but then I also use a delete-cookies-when-leaving-website extension 😈
that sapio planet (he/him) 2 years ago
I take the time to reject some cookies and accept others :p
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Me, going to a retail website for the first time ever, not even knowing whether I'm interested in any of their products. Website: ENTER YOUR EMAIL TO GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER! HURRY UP! DO IT NOW OR THIS OFFER WILL BE LOST FOREVER!
#33
Tetelestai 2 years ago
Just say you don’t care. You don’t have to go through the whole “I’m sorry- SIKE” thing -_-
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N Miller 2 years ago
There's two ways this plays out according to clichés. The first is that the operator is correct (man-child cliché, let's leave this one here), and the second is that he's proven he's definitely the father, because that is definitely a dad joke.
#35
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
Not to be that person, but those are red blood cells, not platelets.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
"Not to be that person, BUT.." upvote for your pedantry.
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Thomas Olsen 1 year ago
I just pictured the platelets from "Cells at work" looking disappointed like the disappointed cricket fan 🤣
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Juicy Lemon 2 years ago (edited)
Partly safety: there's a big oxygen tank with all it's accessories on your back. If you were to go in forward, 1) something could get stuck on the boat or 2) the weight of the tank could push the air out of your lungs, which is unpleasant. Also, the top of the tank could hit you in the head. I speak from experience. I think every diver tries it once xD
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 2 years ago
I mean if you asked a bunch of people what they own that they like the most, gaming pc will probably be higher than kidneys
WFH Forever 2 years ago
I gave a kidney to my brother but he didn't get me a gaming PC. 🤔
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
i think this belongs on the other thread about dystopian capitalism.
Mason Kronol 2 years ago
In January I had to go to the ER for an extremely bad nosebleed. I told the Dr. I already lost my gallbladder and appendix so please don't remove any more organs. He told me I can live without one kidney and my spleen. I hate that man.
anxiety embodiment 2 years ago
honestly, i would sell my kidneys for a pc, and i'm a girl {i ain't living long}
#38
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
um, how? (looked it up, V̄ is the roman symbol for 5k. [notice the line above it] but no, it would be mmmm, because roman numerals.)
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Robert Doe 2 years ago
I knew it! It was Homer. I am actually reading about him at this moment.
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Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
some of them had a few extra pounds, to put it lightly.
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
You don't maintain hair like that without wearing a wave cap. How did they put them on????
Hiram's Friend 2 years ago
Always thought they had mullets--leading to their extinction caused by mammals with good taste.
#40
Enuya 2 years ago (edited)
Internet Explorer is very slow so it only now shows "news" from a year ago
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Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
internet explorer is very slow so it only now shows "news" from a long time ago
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Just a minute, Will Smith PUNCHED Chris Rock at the Oscars, because he said something derogatory ab out his wife.
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OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
I think we need to change the moniker from “sheeple” to “Rumblers.” Just glanced at that site this past weekend because of a frightening ad they had on YouTube. Rumble will either be the savior of truth & democracy or will be the echo chamber of hate & ignorance, bringing the downfall of humanity and society.
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And the sky is just a digital projection, I cannot believe people buy into this stuff
J. Grawn 2 years ago
If that were the case everything would be forced to the edges and fall off.
Little L 2 years ago
You can accept that the world is flat but you can't accept that the people wouldn't fall off?
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Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
Thanks. I was all, “It’s eggs even science?” 🤣🤦🏽♀️
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Nay Wilson 2 years ago
Thank you!! I’ve seen this before and never known what it meant
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Christy Charbeneau 2 years ago
After reading a lot of other comments I finally put it together it doesn't even matter it took a few wrong answers for me to compile the right one
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
Me: nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
From henceforth I’m gonna call you “The Scientist”. The most heartbreaking song ever. Coincidentally, “Don’t Panic” is the most beautiful lyrics ever. And I’m not particularly a Coldplay fan.
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
DUDE. STILL NOT RIGHT- jeez, no one understands! /s
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“RIP boiled water, you will be mist” - my response to the scientist. I just got fist bumped by ‘em =D scientist: “finally, someone understands”
Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
Low enough pressure, it will still boil if it's cool. Yes, yes, I'll see myself out.
Maria Soares Chafran 1 year ago
Actually, boiling water does not really mean it's hot, as in if you had water in space, a freezing void, the water would boil, because all the air would be taken out. Here on Earth, there is air, so the only way to get water boiled is to put it on fire. The air leaves the water, but as soon as you take the water off the heater, all the bubbles pop. So, basically, the boy was right, & the scientist was wrong.
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that sapio planet (he/him) 2 years ago
Kind of clever, too; and double points if he was a mathematician!
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Tetelestai 2 years ago
I never had that worry. My first response to my uncle was a 🤨 then a “but there’s no sunlight in my stomach, and it needs WATER, not acid-“ my sister freaked out tho lol
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Bonnie Buttons 2 years ago
Has anyone else noticed how depressing these photos actually are? This is why I'm never taking my kids to a zoo.
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
Someone told me if I swallowed a baby tooth, a tooth plant would grow inside me and kill me. I was absolutely terrified every time I had a wiggly tooth
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Take me to dinner first 2 years ago
My FBI agent that was already living in Norway for four days:
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago (edited)
If he asks, just tell him it has to do with quantum physics, and particle entanglement theory. That's what I do when people are bothering me and asking me asinine questions. No one wants to mess with something scientific that has to do with "spooky action at a distance." And taking the risk someone will want to explain it to them. Or try to. They leave pretty quickly, after that. And they don't tend to come back, either. Works every time. Try it.
Patricia Stilwell 2 years ago
Well I don't really know for sure, but I thought it was because the VPN made it look like he was in Norway. But I am an old person a d I'm sticking with my Occam's razor theory.
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Hello my FBI agent, reminding you that I am totally not in fact planning to invade Denmark with my friends that was just a joke hahahahaha yep
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I actually just learned to raise my hand at the easy questions, so when the ones I didn't know were asked, I was told to put my hand down and let others have a chance. 😎😎
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
The bottom was me. Guess they knew I'd know so they needed to harry the other students
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I remember back in science class, I bothered to raise my hand all the time, and the teacher would never ever call me even once. It was a pretty small class, but he would ignore me and be like, ‘ok no one knows this question? No one? I’m so disappointed blah blah blah’ and then he would call all the clueless kids in a row and complain they were wasting time
Susan Betz 2 years ago
*raises hand* "OH! OH! OH!" *waving desperately* *teacher glares at me* *there I am, not getting the hint*
Ariadne Toms 2 years ago
Oh wait are we talking about answering the question? I thought it was about trying to get help by putting you hand up to get the teacher .....isnt perception fascinating!
Lisa Hathaway 2 years ago
This is the best synopsis of post-title IX education in the United States! From what I understand, before 1972 the smart kids were called upon.
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NickTheDuck 2 years ago
I would guess this is some sort of bloodletting or skull repair. just a guess tho.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
People keep telling me I look fuzzy, but when I look in the mirror, I'm still just fluffy, at least I think I am, it's hard to see most of my other features, maybe my sight is getting worse...
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Fun fact I have visual snow and that lady is what everyone looks like to me :P
Christy Charbeneau 2 years ago
I don't get it, I understand he looks like a negative but what does noisy have to do with it?
Allison B 2 years ago
See how the image of the woman is very grainy and messy and has strange colors in places? That's called Image noise. According to Wikipedia "Image noise can be defined as appearance of undesired traces and variations in the brightness or color of your image. These random imperfections make your image grainy, thus affecting its quality."
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Frank 2 years ago
Not totally true: the yellow is not because of the "gap in the colour scheme", it is a reaction on the lines that are black instead of blue.
Duckie 2 years ago
Absolutely! If you edit the image not to have black lines, you see no yellow! 2023_05_09...3e-png.jpg 
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
What confuses me about this is that when I cover the picture so I can only see part of the yellow circle, it still looks yellow to me.
zak 2 years ago (edited)
Cover it so that you can only see the part that looks yellow, literally not a spec of the area outside it. It also helps to close one eye *edit* or just keep zooming in until it turns white/gray
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Lyone Fein 2 years ago
I think it's a little more complicated than that. The contrast between the blue and the white stripes yields a specific white... When the color of the dark stripes is changed, the eye/brain sees a different level of contrast. So the color of the white stripes appears to change.
Lyone Fein 2 years ago
This is also the case for the areas that appear green and orange(?). The other stripe was changed from blue to black, and that is why these areas seem to be mixed shades.
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Jeff Hrusko 2 years ago
So crazy, I had to bring this I to photoshop to prove it to myself. Yep, all white
David Beaulieu 2 years ago
I know what the point is, but the light lines in between the black actually have a value of 2% yellow and between the blue 0% yellow. Probably just the JPEG.
Cihan Ekizoglu 2 years ago
Gaps are white but black lines actually have an indistinguished yellow tint. div-645a89...9d562a.jpg 
Dawn Marie 2 years ago
I hate my brain for doing that. I would like to have better control of it!!
#51
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
he is a north korean who is really tall and suffers from malnutrition, he is a basketball player
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I usually go to sleep when I have a fever so that my immune cells can fight more effectively
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
It's crazy that the brain raises the temperature but it's also the brain that gets damaged from the high temperature....
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Yeah cuz usually the brain will sacrifice the rest of the body in order to stay alive
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that sapio planet (he/him) 2 years ago
Those extra numbers on the right add up to more than 100
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Smaller is bigger word than big, small, and bigger.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
no, altogether is one word. UNLIKE EVERY DAY. Everyday is only one word when it means "boring" or "mundane".
SarCaustic 2 years ago
Why are they called apartments and not closements?
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Wood Carver 2 years ago
I'm an excellent low temperature heat shield anyway.... but I am a non oxidizing metal which means I make an ideal permanent electrical conductor for when you want to make electricity last a long time. Besides copper is just cheap and relatively plentiful for now. Silver is superior but would make wiring the house prohibitive.
Load More Replies... Ralph Kretschmer 2 years ago
"Clean energy" - apart from being deadly poisonous, the deadly radiation and absolutely no clue where to store the radioactive material.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Modern nuclear power plants produce less radioactive waste than their coal-fired brethren, but OK
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Mashmelo 2 years ago (edited)
🎵Tell me why🎶Ain’t nothing but a heart ache🎶Tell me why🎵fiiinish the soooong🟰. EDIT: Holy c**p look what I’ve started
Donut Overload 2 years ago
Ain’t nothin but a MIISTAKE🎶TELL me WHY🎶I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY…
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Dela Bee 2 years ago
Backstreet boys and 4 year olds "ain't nothing but a mistake" Backstreet boys and product managers "I never want to hear you say" 4 year olds and product managers "I want it that way"
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possessedcat101 (she/her) 2 years ago
They should add a 4th one saying Night Club in their song Candy Coated Suicide
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
The sun won’t explode, it’s not massive enough. The sun will just expand and consume the inner planets Mercury, Venus and maybe Earth and its outer layers will expand and cool off leaving behind a white dwarf
K W 2 years ago
I swear that's even more depressing lol. Idk what it is about things happening millions of years from now that gives me existential dread.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Oh god I have a speech coming up in a few weeks... I'm avoiding sorting out the power point out of fear
Cat Chat 2 years ago
I planned ahead and took speech in summer school, so the class was smaller. Summer school teachers were also more relaxed and easy going. I highly recommend it for those who have the option. It also made senior year sooo much less stressful, needing only one semester of English to graduate (did summer school to take classes early for 2 summers).
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Off topic, this reminds of my MIL, she never has this or that, is struggling financially, we buy her stuff ( food, necessities ect.) that should last her 4 months, all gone in a week, why you say, because she forgot to mention we’re also helping his 2 grown mooch brothers and their girlfriends as they live rent free with her, never again
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Mav Mav 2 years ago
yes, the life aquatic beckoned and we turned our backs on it!!
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
Her body is now a vehicle, keeping the baby inside from drowning.
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Rahul Pawa 2 years ago (edited)
My move was to lightly toss it in the air and catch it. Edited to correct autocorrect error.
reiko_liesegang@yahoo.de 2 years ago
Move their fingers along the buttons, while holding the remote. Did this mostly while zapping.
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Wren Hard 2 years ago
So when he takes his shoes off, he will have no pants on
Load More Replies... that sapio planet (he/him) 2 years ago (edited)
*Most people in different countries; if there was a law about it that would be extremely weird
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sky 2 years ago
in anatomy class in my highschool they where disecting cats which is sad
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Rosa Mardani 2 years ago
I. LOVE. FROGS. AND. I. WILL. KILL. WHOEVER. INVENTED. THIS. RIGHT. NOW.
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Happened to me once. I took the dare and texted them back to dare him to go too. It worked.
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N Miller 2 years ago
Sorry dude, but unless you have a wireless card reader, my original statement still applies.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
because only poor people still use cash, at least that's the case here. I've taken to going to the bank and getting coins just for these guys.
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CP 2 years ago (edited)
I always saw a "G" too when is was a kid and was always confused by the logo.
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Beelzebub 2 years ago
You actually did it. You crazy son of a b***h, you really did it!
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LK 2 years ago
Synonyms for 'synonym' (as provided by Merriam Webster): copy, duplicate, analog, replica, analogue, carbon copy, and counterpart.
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#theKingofOlympus 2 years ago
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Chintan Shah 2 years ago
Can we just all agree that this doggo needs a good petting by everyone around him
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