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Today, we’re making an homage to our inner geek. The one that failed (or nailed!) science class in school and the one who’s still blown away by the belief that salt makes water boil faster (be careful with this one, since there are many ifs and buts). In fact, all of science is made of them.

So in order to dive deep into the fun, quirky and more light-hearted side of science and leave the arguing behind, we welcome you to our beloved corner of Instagram, “Bad Science Jokes.” With an audience of 594K followers, the page is your ultimate destination for nerdy jokes and memes.

Scroll down below for the newest batch and make sure to check out more of the best of the worst science jokes from the same account here and here.

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Katy McMouse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isn't it called "catlighting" in this instance?

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    love u
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS DOES THIS WORK I WANA TRY THIS

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it only works when you don't scream 🙃

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    sourlemons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she also trained op inadvertently lmao (since they said they smiled whenever she clicked it)

    Robert B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s brilliant. And she trained the people around her apparently. Obviously she must be a supervillain, we need updates on clicky-mind-control-lady.

    Monica Hosky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time I had to spend over a week in the hospital. All the speakers in the building played a little chime sound every time a baby was born there. I was born in that hospital too, and every time I heard that sound it felt like a little brother or sister saying hi. It still makes me smile thinking of that sound to this day. :)

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have better method. Everytime you feel happy or delighted, immediately go and get yourself an ice-cream. With some time and repetitions, you'll finally be able to feel happy even when you're not after having an ice-cream. Wait a minu.....

    N Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself meringue and fruit and you can Pavlova yourself to happiness (I'll see myself out)

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    Sheila Stamey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does work. But you don't have to use a clicker. If you have a sound like say tiny bells like you hear at Christmas, and you put some on a bracelet,and you ring them in the above fashion, not only does it work as above, but you can set that sound, whatever is happy for you, to play before anxiety raising events ( I have jingles on my door because people knocking upsets me sometimes) and when you hear them ring,. That release of happy brain will help. Careful. The reverse is more true. It's why the horror movies can scare us so much with just sound.

    Michael D Bresnahan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is adjusting her negativity bias to be less which is a good thing.

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a therapist for worrying. She had me put a rubber band on my wrist. Whenever I caught myself worrying I was to snap the rubber band which creates a painful feedback. Then mentally I tell myself to stop worrying. Within a week the snap would stop the worrying right away. Within a month I did not even have to snap the rubber band. I just thought about the band. Then at night before bedtime I would grab a smooth stone (My worry stone) and do all my worrying at once. Eventually worrying just stopped altogether. Turns out it is a total waste of time. My new manta is "Worry is not Preparation".

    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one. I want to train myself to be happy and just click. Ur brain will associate clicks with the happiness chemical. *gasp*. Yay!

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlova also works. As does chocolate. ;-)

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *looks up recipe for chocolate pavlova, all bases covered*

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did she condition herself, she Pavlov’d OP and anyone else who knew what the click represented and also heard it.

    lapis lazuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta try this with my depression

    Lizard Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait- This works??? I wanna try...

    TheOtherWeirdo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for not being too smart, but what does it mean to "Pavlov" something?

    Yeah, okay.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pavlov was a scientist who trained dogs by feeding them and ringing a bell when he did. Then later he would ring the bell without feeding them, but the poor dogs would be salivating because they'd be expecting food. So a Pavlovian response is a learned innate physical response to a certain sound.

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    Evelyn Haskins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO NOT think so, The click has to come BEFORE the reinforcement.

    Sami B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't use a clicker, but I decided when I was about four that I would be happy. Period. And if I wasn't, I'd fake it. Worked pretty well, too, at least for the next 30 years or so.

    Danish Susanne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not mad I think, but very clever

    Deth Invictus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She Pavloved the original poster.

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saw this post a few months ago, i do it but i click my fingers cuz some teachers at my school have banned closing and opening clicky pens during class

    Bad Alchemy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know where this brilliant person is now.

    Gionanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I use a clicker with my dog, and love the time I spend with her, I'm already half trained, yay!

    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D*mn, don't let Big Pharma find out about her!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving that I am not a robot is getting increasingly difficult.

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    Bad Science Jokes, which now boasts an audience of 594K followers on Instagram, was launched ten years ago by the creator Melissa Miller who, in a previous interview with Bored Panda, said that it all started from a Tumblr for a high school project.

    “My junior year science teacher said she would give us extra points for a joke on the back of a test. After that, though, we would write jokes and doodles on the back of every test or homework assignment. I would document the ones I thought were funny and put them on Tumblr,” Miller recounted previously.

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    In her first year of college, around 2016, Melissa created Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter accounts. After attending digital marketing classes, she also realized she had made more of a splash than the professors had and continued to research on her own. With her self-taught knowledge, Melissa ended up working for major agencies, like “Google Partners” and her Bad Science Jokes project acquired huge success!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i give the ice cream to the bigger number 😋

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    Today, Bored Panda spoke with Melissa again and since it’s been almost a year since our last interview, Melissa updated us with the news she had about Bad Science Jokes. “This has been an interesting year,” the creator said. In fact, just a month ago, Melissa won an award from Women Lead Change because of the work she was doing with Bad Science Jokes.

    “I was told someone sent them a comment thread, with a nomination, of followers of Bad Science Jokes explaining how BSJ has helped them learn! The main thing with BSJ is to help people learn in a way that feels unthreatening,” Melissa told us.

    On a more personal note, the creator of Bad Science Jokes got married this year “to a wonderful man named Sam. So, my name is now Melissa Church. And my business, Digi-Buzz, won an award for a best marketing agency in my local region! Woo-hoo!”

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never forget the faces of your enemies.

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    Right now, Melissa is busy working at trying to bring more of a face to Bad Science Jokes. “There are plans to do short-form videos of assorted facts, and potentially interviews with science personalities in the coming months.”

    “Moreover, Instagram specifically had so many big changes this year and it was a bit overwhelming to keep up with it all! At one point the only thing gathering attention was Reels (Instagram's short-form video content) and just as fast Reels began to get no traction either,” Melissa explained.

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    Nea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this constant thought about food. How many wrong things and preprations humans had to try before we found what we find edible.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically every early naturalised. Birds? *spontaneous existance*. Fish? *spontaneous existence *. Eels? Actually they had a point with that one...

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penguins fly underwater. And can dive deep, holding their breathe a long time. Fish don't have to hold their breath. Penguins are truly awesome birds.

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    Meanwhile, “with Twitter and the controversies around it, Tumblr losing momentum, Facebook being 'dead' as some say, and Instagram having an identity crisis - it is a bit nerve-wracking for anybody who regularly uses the platform,” the creator of BSJ said.

    “What will be different when I wake up tomorrow? I've been working on slight rebranding of the content on BSJ to get even more educational, adding more content per post, switching up the types of content posted, while still staying true to why people followed Bad Science Jokes in the first place.”

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    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I developed technique : first attachment, later copy and very last- recipients. Saved me many times.

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    It's no secret that there has been a big boom in education content on social media, which has become super popular lately. Melissa said she has surely noticed the increase in educational content on assorted social platforms. “I think some of it is a fad, an easy copy/paste article with a good clickbait tagline. On the other hand, there are a lot of people wanting to genuinely share the information they are passionate about,” she said.

    According to Melissa, there is always someone looking for what you can share. “Whether you have knowledge on ancient eating habits, science jokes (good or bad), or ballroom dance lessons, there is someone looking for this sort of content. At the end of the day, you don't know what you don't know and it seems these algorithms know what that is.”

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one way to get rid of the creep.

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    max and the expresso
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All your books huh? Is he an heir to a powerful throne?does he have shares in a powerful tech company? How's he gonna pay 3.5 million dollars worth of merchandise?

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    Bailey W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die Vorstellung wie nur Lisa/21 die Katastrophe in Jurassic Park überlebt, weil sie in Dino-Sprache um Gnade bitten kann..

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    The creator of BSJ is always happy to see more educational content. “I think bringing more education to these platforms, as opposed to the barrage of celebrity gossip and influencers, is a great thing. It's cool to be smart.”

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    When asked how she manages to keep BSJ relevant with such tremendous competition on social media, Melissa confirmed that it can get difficult, for sure. “It'll be 10 years of running Bad Science Jokes in January of 2023 and a lot of things have changed online. I try to study analytics on a regular basis. What content is getting more engagement, was it a one-liner or a longer joke? Puns?”

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    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old: Pluto is still a planet, the moon landing is THE space achievement of all time, and we'll never catalogue all of Earth's diverse species.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And caviar is the tastiest of animal fetuses we have tried so far.

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    Moreover, Melissa always prides herself on reading every message she receives: “this helps me to know what people are thinking and what they want to see. Sometimes I will jump on a live stream and see what the thoughts of my followers are. Some might think I'm ‘just a meme page’ but I really strive to give people the content that can actually help them remember a topic in a bite-sized way.”

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that Blobus Emoticonus is the Latin name

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    Nea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore always check the reference and/or citation to verify the validity of the claims made by these ‘scientists’.

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    Melissa hopes her mission is enough to stay relevant. “And if it's not... Well, I will probably keep running Bad Science Jokes anyway - because it makes me happy.” To all the BSJ fans out there, Melissa says that nothing you learn is wasted. “It's amazing to live in a time where the world's information is always in our pocket. Don't be afraid to share your passion with the world,” she concluded.

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    U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc they feel like screaming. At least they aren’t judged. If I started my day screaming I would get judged. This is why I want a house with the closest neighbours being far far away so I can make as much noise as I want

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that video where this random crow comes up to a dude and just says "f**k you" out of nowhere. Gotta love crows.

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    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's neighbor had two pit bulls. She used to give them dog biscuits sometimes, with their owner's permission. One day my mom commented that the wild rabbits never came into the neighbor's yard when the dogs were out . She went on saying "They just know. Isn't nature wonderful?" I felt the need to point out that most rabbits aren't blind or deaf.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, it is nevertheless and furthermore interesting.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like missing the broad side of the barn...from the inside.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His conclusion: "Western influence on young stalactite's minds." :(

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be doing this starting tomorrow morning because that is how long it will take me to figure out how to say ...Spine O sour us Egy pita crust ?

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it emerges from the water, you can see that it is wearing a Lacoste shirt, a tribute to the family business.

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    B. Dahl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many would read past the first part and choose 6 points. As the professor, I'd give those who picked 6 the 2 points and those who picked 2 the 6 points. Don't be greedy.

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    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this librarian's sense of humor! This would make me think twice about eating in there, not joking.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know but fake ones are easier to keep in the closet.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me that most meth/crank/speed/etc. addicts don't usually visit the dentist.

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make it a rule not to fight philosophers the beat you up then send you into exerstental dread. I'm on my fifth crisis this week.

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    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hopes for 2023 walking through the 2022 landscape

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    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans gave up their ability to birth fully developed young in exchange for our hips that allow us to walk and run on 2 legs (baby's skull would not fit through the birth canal if they gestated longer). The 3 month period after birth is called the "4th trimester" for this reason.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recomend googling the video. It has changed my life. Not a day goes by that the this does not wreck an otherwise perfect bad mood.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “dark side” of the moon is much thicker than the other side. It protects the earth from asteroid impacts by being in the way. That’s why it looks so ugly

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    Chintan Shah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can copy paste an m and that would work fine also.. just saying..

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't need to be perfect. Just good enough to get off the ground.

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    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But after it cooled down, it's called condensed milk.

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