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The internet’s been in love with animal-related posts since, well, pretty much the beginning. Whether it’s cute cat pics, derpy dog images, or jokes about being a pet parent, it’s hard not to smile when you see ‘em. And that’s the beauty of living in the Digital Age—there’s never a shortage of wholesome and hilarious content depicting awkward animals.
One fantastic place where you can find some of the best animal memes and silly pet pics is the ‘Awkward Animals’ Facebook page. The curators of the page keep up a constant stream of fun posts, and we’ve compiled a list of their top ones to share with you today, dear Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and don’t forget to follow the page if you enjoy their sense of humor.
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#1
ERIN W. 2 years ago
How awesome of the new owner not only because he adopted but also he took his friend as well! 🐶❤️🙂
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
Me too, must be the onions I'm chopping at 6 am this morning.
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Yes! Every dog and cat (and other animal) should get to be that happy in life.
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still the same farting bee 2 years ago
The body language and face show that he's so much more happy and has been put with a good family
#3
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
OMG, my dog's first christmas, when we didn't have a present for HIM!!!! (We quickly wrapped up a few balls we had been keeping for actual sports.) And you'd better believe the NEXT Christmas, that dog was waiting for his present!
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Shyla said she wants Pippa. I can't see why. Let the noisy pieces of paper stay in the black box. Shyla brings it in, puts it in MY plastic bag, and takes it out again. We don't need a dog just to steal my bag.
At the time of writing, the ‘Awkward Animals’ Facebook page had 250k followers on the social media platform. According to the page’s curators, it’s a niche that’s meant for “animal lovers of all kinds.” And there’s a little bit of everything for everyone, whether you love dogs, adore cats, or… enjoy goat pics.
The Facebook page is part of ‘Everhance,’ a popular digital publisher. Some of their other projects include ‘Awkward,’ ‘Awkard Mom,’ ‘Humans of Tumblr,’ and ‘Did You Know?’. The odds are that you might’ve seen some of the publisher’s jokes or posts on your Facebook or Instagram feed without realizing it.
#4
David Martin 2 years ago
This is somewhere between heartwarming, and a sad reminder that we live in a place where a child is selling his collection of cards because the money to save a dog's life just isn't there. Applaud the child...but look at the reality
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Yep, it's sad. My puppy was diagnosed with distemper a few weeks after we brought him home. My kitten was diagnosed with FIP shortly afterwards. I have pet insurance for both, but my kitten's medication to cure FIP isn't FDA-approved, so it cost $10,000 out of pocket. My puppy's diagnostic tests and treatments ran upwards of $5,000. Together, it was my entire savings. I'm not a child, I'm 41, but let's just say I won't be finally moving out of my family's home like I'd planned to. But were my pup and kit worth it? I'd do it all over again, and sell everything I owned, if I had to. I wish there was another way... but we don't even have affordable healthcare for HUMANS, let alone our beloved pets. (BTW, both my puppy and kitten survived; my puppy is a year old and the kitten is now almost two! Doggo has permanent neurological damage/is disabled, but is happy as a clam!)
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Where's my checkbook ... the kid needs money and his cards back. It's too early too cry .. holding back tears ...
Grace Noyes 2 years ago
Husband and I just finished doling out over $8000 for one of our dachshunds because he ruptured a disk in his cervical spine, leaving him paralyzed in his front legs. He's walking again now, and we are thankful every day for the skilled veterinary surgeon and staff who made it possible. Worth every penny.
Russ Kincade 2 years ago
In Europe we have free health care for all our pets and the vets make house calls. /s
#5
Nykky 2 years ago
This was a major issue I had with my ex. He coaxed me into stuff sometimes and when I was feeling in the mood myself, he was like a ravenous dog on a piece of meat. The whole act of sex has never felt right for me.
DahDumm 2 years ago
I know that feeling. My ex husband used to touch and do stuff to me while I'm sleeping. That has always been an issue for me because even in a marriage, consent must be given
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BookFanatic 2 years ago
I hope she got a scoop of PB as a treat for being a good girl and listening.
And the like 2 years ago
"So you mean men are dogs? 1: I WISH, 2. so if they're animals, why are they in charge of everything?"
#6
Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
Who separates their children when they get divorced? That's so selfish.
The Doom Song 2 years ago
Yep. Definitely me chopping onions and not crying over this pic
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Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago
I hope she sent him this pic so he knows he made the right decision. It's hard when you both love the pets and want the pets. You have to do what's best for them, not you.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
When I left my ex, I gave him custody of our two cats, even though they had originally been mine. He had a house with three floors and multiple windows perfect for basking in. I didn't know where I would be living or what my finances would be, so it was best for my fur babies. They both developed severe illnesses that he could afford to treat, I would never have been able to do so.
With so many awesome digital publishers, content creators, and random people making, posting, and resharing jokes about awkward animals all the time, it can be quite a challenge to stand out. We feel that a few things lie at the core of a great post: simplicity, relatability, humor, consistency, and timelessness.
For starters, keep in mind that people’s attention spans are incredibly short now, so creators have to adapt to this fact. CNN reports that back in 2004, Dr. Gloria Mark, a professor of informatics at the University of California, Irvine, found that the average attention on a screen was around two and a half minutes. A few years later, it dropped to 75 seconds. Now, “people can only pay attention to one screen for an average of 47 seconds,” she notes. That’s why brevity is so important.
#7
glowworm2 2 years ago
This one’s a classic. This is Shiro. He’s blind and deaf. Here he is comforting a foster kitty.🤣
Emmy Dumont 2 years ago
My dog does this to my cat... it's been six years and the cat still makes that face!
SageHare37 2 years ago
Same here. We joke it was our "training error". We rescued our dog as a puppy, and we had to teach her the adult cats were not other puppies to wrestle with. Dog has *no clue* what a hissing cat means. So we encouraged the dog to think cats were her superiors. What do many dogs do to superiors? Lick them in the face. Six years and our dog still sidles up to lick any cat in reach in the face. Our dog is a cat licker.
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Mike Ward 2 years ago
Do I have to be the one to say it?........ He likes licking her pussy. Here I come land of the banned.
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago (edited)
No, you will not go to Land of the Banned, you are saying the truth. All dogs like to sniff there, so some probably lick
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#8
bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
her little paws are crossed too!! love that face
Mabelbabel 2 years ago
I sing to my cat-it's usually "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine" except I change the lyric to "You are my fat boy, my only fat boy" because he's mummy's big fat wobblebelly boy.
#9
XenoMurph 2 years ago
I had a pot plant. Now it keeps asking me to feed it. It's not what I expected, but I'll keep it. The dentist is coming around later, that'll be interesting.
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Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
If you can't cope with a dog, they're better off with someone who can. *Secretly wanting an oversized red dog*
Gin 2 years ago
I did a dog first aid course and the person running it strongly felt that people should only get dogs they can physically pick up. If your dog hurts themselves on a walk, you might just have to carry them back home. I have had to carry two of my dogs on walks for different reasons in the past. It's not easy if they're heavy.
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
I hear ya. Adopted a BIG, very fuzzy, shedding dog when I had never had a dog. Even though he was full grown he was still going thru his puppy phase. Many chewed up things and destroyed plants later, he was the best dog and best friend I ever had. Passed away a couple of years ago and I still miss him every day.
Josh Gilland 2 years ago
I hate that people treat pets like inanimate objects just their for you to acknowledge when it pleases you. You took it in now it's your responsibility
Karen Klinck Klinck 2 years ago
Or all the animals that are being dumped on shelters--or the streets--because they're 'inconvenient' now.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Emily's dad must've had a backhoe in the garage.
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Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
Everyone would love to be owned by Clifford. The problem is I couldn't afford his food/water, toy, veterinarian bills.
Taking into account that the average person has a far shorter attention span than before (thanks, social media!), it becomes absolutely essential to pack as much information as possible into the least possible space. So if your quips are too wordy, they probably won’t see as much success as some others that are quick, punch, and get to the point ASAP.
Meanwhile, the content that you share has to be relatable. Otherwise… what’s the point of sharing anything? It’s up to the creator whether they pick a tiny niche that they really enjoy or go for something broad that has massive potential appeal (e.g. cat pics, dog images, or the most awkward animals)
#10
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Leave people alone. For all you know it's a rescue.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
New dog: erhm. Dane: hmmmmmm. New dog: errhmmm! Dane: hmmmmmm. New dog: hmmmm.
#11
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Yes! My dog first goes through the “boof” stage, then throws a couple growls in there, and then grows to full bow wow mode. He always adds a final “boof” at the end for good measure.
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TheElderNom 2 years ago
We had a dog that never barked "properly", I think he did a total of six boofs in his life.
Gin 2 years ago
I think one of my dogs has all of your dog's boofs then (and a few others!)! He could win gold at the Bark Olympics for volume and duration when he's in the mood!
Load More Replies... Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
When my dog was a puppy and heard sirens for the first time, he quietly whispered awooo like he wasn’t very confident and he’s never howled since and that makes me very sad
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
My dog does this. It's common to have the conversation go something like this : Oscar - WOOF! Me: Oscar. Oscar: WOOf! Me: Oscar. Oscar: WOof! Me: Hey buddy. Oscar: Woof! *pause* * teeny tiny *woof**.
alwaysMispelled 2 years ago
Like Galileo muttering sidebar, "but it DOES move" lolol
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My Dad used to work shifts, so we couldn't let our very friendly, exciteably, fairly large dog bark. He'd bark for attention when he wanted to play, and we'd have to shush him. He'd try to hold it in, and get too excited, so he developed a "Bffvvfff"
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
My two dogs and I have a nightly ritual. My bedtime meds require me to eat something with them, so I pour a small ramekin of goldfish crackers. Each dog gets three: up, lie down, and 'little boof', which is a silent bark so as not to wake my daughter. It's the funniest thing, because they both actually mime what they would do if they barked aloud...the quick up nod and the opening and closing of the jaws, but no noise.
#12
still the same farting bee 2 years ago
I like how animals with no opposable thumbs can clean up better than most human. I love dogs (and I don't like humans)
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I'm reasonably fond of humans, but my word they are difficult to train
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El is so weird (s)t(he)y 2 years ago
I loved that show when I was younger :)
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
This should not only be higher up, but have its own unique section!
Humor makes us feel good, reduces stress, and gives us a well-deserved break from our daily problems. So it’s natural that a large number of images focus on comedy and making the readers smile and laugh. If you manage to get someone to chuckle, they’ll be far more likely to check out all the other stuff that you share, too. Laughter is a very powerful tool on the internet.
#13
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My son is in the (very slow) process of moving out to his first apartment. I'm doing all right, given the circumstances. What's really going to kick me in the gut is when he takes his cat there! I'm such a horrible Mom.
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#15
Amanda 2 years ago
So help your wife out so she can get 5 minutes peace. Obviously the kids and pets aren't used to YOU being caregiver. Sort your lazy backside out.
Rebecca O’Donnell 2 years ago
My husband and myself are equal caretakers. So whoever is in the bathroom gets this kind of attention outside the door, even if the other one is standing right there.
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CHRISTY SMITH 2 years ago (edited)
Been there, done that and it’s a damn nightmare - I can’t pee with a bunch of paws under the door along with a toddler knocking —- at least the toddler is now 17 - that’s the only improvement, it now might be different cats, however they still have paws under the door and one of my cats wants to sit in my lap to get loved on while I pee.
Gin 2 years ago
One of my dogs clearly thinks I'm not doing anything so comes over for chest scritches every single time. I love being needed that much!!
Load More Replies... Manic Mama 2 years ago
Ah parenthood. Where your idea of "me time" is going to the bathroom by yourself. Except it shouldn't be.
At the rate that new information gets added to the internet (and old content gets reshared), it’s very easy to be left behind on social media. That’s why if you plan on running a fun page, it’s vital that you set yourself a schedule for how often you’ll post. No, you don’t have to live, breathe, and dream awkward-looking animal images to be successful. However, you do need to be consistent. Decide how often you’ll share the jokes and stick to your plan, whether it’s once a day or three times a week.
#16
Channo Sagara 2 years ago
That's why if a russian mob kid take your car and killed your dog, you take out the entire mafia.
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I would rather a human in a movie die before a dog ... not sure if that is a good thing ... I just keep yelling, save the dog ... come on doggie run! I don't say that for the human characters.
Shark Lady 2 years ago
Doesthedogdie.com is a very important website for cinema goers, I'm not even a dog person really but i can't cope with one dying in a film. Eight Below was a rollercoaster of emotions.
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
I upvoted you because you knew the name of the dog, so I don't understand why you got downvoted
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Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
I saw a rec hall full of soldiers cheer when that dog landed safely.
PurpleUnicorn 2 years ago
Same happened when I saw it in Bucharest, and noone was drunk - just loads of clapping and cheering
Rick Seiden 2 years ago
At the end of any movie with animals, they always put, "No animals were harmed in the making of this film." They never put, "No humans were harmed in the making of this film." You know why? Because when Halle Berry got injured filming John Wick 3, people were all like, that's nice, she's tough. But you tell me so much as one hair on either of those dogs was hurt, and I'm gonna be pissed.
john s 2 years ago
I was at a packed matinee at the dollar theatre, and... same. Wait, may have also been drunk? Regardless, big wins.
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Don't think anyone was drunk in the theater I was in, but same. Some people even stood up to applaud!
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
Overheard at the grocery store in the pet food aisle......"I'm getting a small bag of dog food to take in the car." "Why? We are NOT taking the dog with us." "But......I already told him he could go."
Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 2 years ago
The hedgehog was already picked up
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
R.I.P one of my brethren Wesley. You are missed among our ranks Wesley
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
SAVE ALL HEDGEHOGS! SAVE ALL DA HEDGEHOG SPECIES FROM EXTINCTION
#18
Bill McDowall 2 years ago
How rude! A little eccentric possibly, but not nuts! 😋
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AngelWingsYT 2 years ago
Imma give my dad this idea! We have a family of squirrels in out backyard xD they will go though a feed full of critter food in a week 2 at MOST! And if he dare let it run too low they will throw the feeder to its side n roll it to the sliding glass door xD
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Knowing the squirrels, that squirrel is probably going to take all the presents for himself lmao
Finally, consider what could help make your posts timeless. Sharing images about current events is completely fine, but consider how someone might look at them a year or five down the road. If your goal is to make timeless jokes, then you want to focus on topics that most people can understand immediately—just like these funny awkward animals on the list—without requiring knowing very niche context to get the joke.
#19
Ms.GB 2 years ago
I think my dogs day just consists of him constantly waiting for me to go to the kitchen.
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GhostlySnail 2 years ago (edited)
My dog just waits for me to get up and then moves over to take my spot
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Definitely Oscar! He can be so sound asleep and if somebody moves even just a fraction of an inch, he's on his feet with his tail wagging like he's spring loaded or something.
Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago
If my cat could talk Cat: Me: wat doing? Cat: Me: wat doing?? Cat: f*ck off
Cyber Returns 2 years ago (edited)
Me:*Flushes toilet and washes hands. Opens door* "Hi Cleo" Cleo:*Jumping up and down excitedly wagging tail so hard you can hear the air crack* "Welcome back!" Me:"I was only gone 3 minutes" Cleo: "Yeah but for doggos that's times 7, so you were gone for 7, 14, 21... 21 minutes! That's a long poop! That's forever to a lickle doggo like me! LICKY LICKS!" *Spend 30 minutes petting her and fussing her while she excitedly licks my face like a sugar junky with the world's biggest lollipop*
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Auntriarch 2 years ago
If you can cross the room without stepping on a dog, you don't have enough
Gabby Ghoul 2 years ago
Where I live if you want more than 3 dogs you are required to register as a kennel and be licensed.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Same thing where I live. We can have 3 animals, period. Just a couple of weeks ago, animal control broke up a HORRIBLE illegal puppy farm, and rescued 23 dogs of different ages. I guess most of them (except for the newest pups) were in pretty rough shape. People who do this to animals should be caged like one.
Load More Replies... Rebecca O’Donnell 2 years ago
When we rescued young, healthy dogs, we sometimes had as many as 8 with a number of rescued cats also. We now only take in senior, special needs dogs and we can only handle 4 at one time, due to attending to their needs and vet costs. Each situation is different and I applaud those that open their hearts and homes to as many dogs they can handle. We need, the dogs need, more people like this.
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Well I know what I'm going to do with Oscar tomorrow after he gets home from the groomer.
Courtney Davis 2 years ago
I did this with my son and our dog at the height of the pandemic, I blame cabin fever. Still one of the funniest pics I’ve ever captured 😂😂
Load More Replies... Austin Sauce 2 years ago
When the Sun baby goes down, this is the moon that comes up in teletubbies land
At the end of the day, try to remember that jokes are jokes. They’re supposed to be witty, lighthearted, and fun. Especially that last bit! Even though it’s nice to get views, clicks, likes, and positive comments on social media, what matters a ton, too, is your enjoyment as a content creator. Make sure that the images you’re crafting and resharing are something that you personally enjoy, not just something you’re doing because it’s what you hope will make you popular on the World Wide Web.
#22
ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂) 2 years ago
Dang it… you got it stuck in my head
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#23
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Are you sure? Are you sure they don’t come into your office 16 times a day and one of them just happens to be around noon?
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
And this is why I want a doggy companion. Working from home is so depressing and boring- I truly loathe it. I love my chonk of a cat, but dogs always remind you to take breaks in order to take them out for walks and to give them lots of love and attention.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
When Bouche has been in the other room, she'll come up and say, "Mrp?" like she's asking me what I'm doing.
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Michelle C 2 years ago
I don’t think I could say no to that face!! I have a hard enough time, saying no to my girl!
#24
David 2 years ago
Wrong color but I don't have a better name for it. But those are pretty cool markings.
Images of awkward animals are something primal and relatable to pretty much everyone on Earth. Even the biggest metropolises on the planet, far removed from nature and the wild, aren’t devoid of animals. And we’re not talking about zoos!
Some of your friends are bound to keep cats, tortoises, or birds. You’ll see dogs being walked in the streets. And that’s not to mention the pigeons, seagulls, and crows crowding the streets the moment you turn your back. These funny awkward animals are everywhere!
#25
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I would be running inside trying to find a snack ... he'd be my new buddy.
#26
Shannon Hawks 2 years ago
looks at them like. why are you laughing, im here to kick your both your asses
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Damn, I wish I had dream like this. My dreams are just all the idiotic and embarrassing things I did in secondary school and Uni come back to haunt me.
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the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
someone make a wide cursed meme of this dog standing i beg of you
#27
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
🎶🎵 goodbYE-hiIII-HIIIII-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH🎵🎶
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SailorLex 2 years ago
I know it's supposed to be a fun and lighthearted article, but just....no. That's awfully dangerous...for everyone involved.
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago
I had a Samoyed (R.I.P Sasha!) and she would let out the biggest WOOOs!!
Urban areas might be dirty, polluted, and dangerous, but they’re not impossible to adapt to. ‘Animals Around the Globe’ notes that large cities are also full of various rodents and cockroaches, animals that can quickly adapt to the chaotic environment and manage to find adequate food and shelter.
Meanwhile, you’ll find squirrels at the park, trash pandas and foxes in the suburbs, and a wide range of bugs, reptiles, and amphibians living in people’s backyards. Our daily lives are full of urban wildlife. Not to make jokes about awkward animals would be to miss out on a significant part of our lives in the city.
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PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Pets are better family than siblings or parents could ever be
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
As if it weren't the cats that allow both soft can-openers and dogs to live in our houses.
Amberlie Mikelsen 2 years ago
Kiddo thinking " You mean that's not my sibling!? You are telling me that you have deceived me my entire life!? I can never trust anyone again! Except my furry sibling!"
Sue Denham 2 years ago
If you had a cat I guess they'd think it wasn't a pet but just some guy who was the boss of everything.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Good soft can-opener. Yes you are, you're a good boy. Who wants a cookie?
Melissa Rosler 2 years ago
Our cat had kittens in the bathroom closet once. I was reading on the toilet, looked down and had five kittens curled up in my jeans.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I have 3 small dogs get me simultaneously while in the restroom.
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
And this is what being a pet parent is all about. Giving in to every single one of their crazy habits & demands
So, Pandas, how did you like these images of the most awkward animals? Honestly, there were a few that had us giggling far harder than we’d care to admit. Were there any that made you laugh so much that you couldn’t help but forward them to your friends? Share your thoughts in the comments. (And if you’d like to share your pet pics there, too, we won’t say ‘no’!)
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Translation: Bunny BunBun is happy with his fancy new rug. Thank you very much.
Load More Replies... SageHare37 2 years ago
You wouldn't think this is a thing, but as someone that just bought their rabbit new rugs, this is absolutely a thing if it's the right rug. Our rabbit has been super picky on floor covering to cover the tile floor in her pen for comfort and traction. She communicates clearly if she doesn't like her flooring(digging, biting, shredding, urinating,etc). After several years of trial and error, we have discovered she wanted navy blue cotton bath mats. She too is now chuffed with her rugs.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I have a feeling this is Photoshopped for our amusement. Goats are stubborn as all hell and hate water.
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WiggleJiggle the Emo Penguin 2 years ago
Goats are my favorite companions. Especially the short and fat one that thinks my fingers are food :)
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jessica r 2 years ago
No no no that's fiat lux oh wait a minute I am stupid....
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Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
On the eighth day, God created the dog and saw that it was good. But just as he went to place the dog in the garden, He heard the crunch of a very particular fruit.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Every Great Dane is a lap dog, or thinks they are. Also, look up Tibetan Mastiffs.
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The Doom Song 2 years ago
I'll happily take being crushed by a giant cuddle monster that is the great Dane. I promised my partner he could have one at some point
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Henry Scott Estes 2 years ago (edited)
https://www.mayormax.com/ This California Town Has a Dog for a Mayor and You Can Request a Meeting With Him
ALittleKnownGoddess 2 years ago
This dog would do a better job than many - and I would not hang my head in shame for having elected this doggo (as I do now - not that I voted for the evil orange numpty because hell no)
#37
Kel_how 2 years ago (edited)
Um, actually do apologize. Your pet and it's actions are your responsibility. Not everyone likes dogs or can handle being tackled by one. You need to TRAIN your dog.
Dan Holden 2 years ago
I love how y'all are getting downvoted here for being the voices of reason. I'm a dog lover, but not everyone is. I know people who would be absolutely terrified and in tears if a 100 lb dog jumped on them. I know you love your dog and may be 100% right that he's harmless, but not everyone wants to be accosted by him.
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Mark Boelte 2 years ago
"Never apologize" by controlling your dogs. Taking down a 75 year old is neither heartwarming nor cute. It can very well be fatal. CONTROL YOUR DOGS.
Devil'sAdvocate 2 years ago
" aweee what a cute big floofer we have here! oh, you jumped on me! haha that's ok, I'm used to it... ufff you're sitting on my ribs. aughhh " - last words of the Devils'Advocate, 4/19/23
#38
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
Yup, this series of photos sums up birds. If you want your own angry feathered dinosaur that requires constant attention and head scritches, get yourself a bird! (Why the hell am I getting downvoted. What is with the toxicity of this site anymore?)
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starsailor (they/he) 2 years ago
one only tells truths, the other only lies.
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Karen Philpott 2 years ago
Are they or will they stop you from going down, or are they guarding the stairs to stop whatever from leaving?
David Martin 2 years ago
This is the point in the 90s adventure game where you need the secret password to proceed to the next section
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
Like the lions at the Boston Public Library. 32_bpl-lio...3cf92b.jpg 
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Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
my bro just got friend zoned, wtf u Aww 🥰-ing abt, that was his one true love...
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 2 years ago
It could turn into a meet cute Hallmark movie for the cats and the humans.
honeyk 2 years ago
they need a cat-io bridge from one apartment to the other so the kitties can be in love...
Ashley Hardy 2 years ago
That just made ma ‘awe’ out loud bc it’s absolutely adorable and beautiful!
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Fish Fingers 2 years ago
My boy doesn't like most treats. People ask if they can give he one, we explain he probably won't want it. They offer it, and the look on their faces when he gently takes it from their hand... is nothing to the look they get when he then spits it on the floor and walks away!
Tam illo 2 years ago
My boy is the same. Although sometimes I have to throw the treat so he can run after it and then he eats it. It's like he enjoyes the treats more, when he "hunted" them himself 😅
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Aubrie Allen 2 years ago
My little dude invented a game where he will take his treat and hide it... not well. Sometimes he will drag a sock over it, or it's just in the corner. Then he will bark, and we have to find it. He's always so pleased with himself. He's a good boy.
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
or they hoard them, without you knowing, until one day under the bed ... they are ALL there.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Some dogs just want to be polite when the soft can-opener gives them something they don't like. Cats will tell you about it. You give me the wrong thing, you're the one who screwed up, not me. Why should I suffer?
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Not mine! He has to have an audience when he eats. He will even follow us to the next room all while crunching his kibble as loudly as he possibly can.
Johnnynatfan 2 years ago
I dated a lady who had two German shepherds and they both would get a mouth full of food and bring it to the area rug and drop it there to eat it. They didnt want to eat from the bowl or from the hardwood floors
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
We had a cat do that once it disappeared since we lived in the country we thought well that coyotes possible got it several months later it shows back up none the worse for the wear.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I found a tuxedo boy in my backyard many years ago. Very sweet, obviously not a stray. Got him scanned for a microchip - he had one - we managed to track down the owners. Turns out he'd been missing for TWO YEARS. The owner came to pick him up and flat-out asked me, "Do you want to keep him?" I was FLOORED. If I'd been missing my cat for two years, I couldn't have teleported to his finders fast enough to get him. And this lady didn't want him any more and was asking me if *I* wanted to keep him? He was a sweetheart, but I already had several cats at that point and my mother wouldn't let me keep another, so I had to say no. To this day I hope that owner didn't abandon him if she truly didn't want him. (Her Papillon she brought with her had obviously recognized his cat brother and was SUPER excited to see the cat again, though!)
Load More Replies... Karen Tyas 2 years ago
“That old lady 3 blocks over stopped buying fancy feast. Hey, my food bowl is empty!”
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago (edited)
Well… we already got the supplies… want us to check YOUR temperature?
Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
it would be your, not you’re, you’re means you are which would be “do you want me to check you are temperature” which is wrong. (sorry for being like this i have something wrong with me and i will not be suprised if i get lots of downvotes.)
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I could imagine doing this. When my wife was going into labor, I panicked that my car's engine wouldn't turn over. It was because it was already running.
sturmwesen 2 years ago
Yeah... I went for walkies once alone, I can totally see that
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DadManBlues 2 years ago
I can relate. I'm in the kitchen, the grocery is in the car in the garage.
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
What, like you don't go to the vet just to look at the animals? (Our vet's located in a pet store, so we always go look at adoption corner. And the birds. And the mice. And the lizards. And yes, even the fish.)
Ms.GB 2 years ago
Also, people pay for their vet services and start walking out the door. I'm like "Did you guys forget someone? I love him but I can't keep him!"
Paddling Panda 2 years ago
Sometimes the sticker shock after paying the bill can cloud one's brain and we forget what's happening. ;-)
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Wow. I never knew that. This is officially my 1st thing I learned today.
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
I adopted my last dog when he was 9 years old. He loved to stand on the center console and "help" me drive. Miss my Charlie.
Janina Prado 2 years ago
I thought everyone knew that. Oh, wait. Not everyone reads the car manual.
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago (edited)
We also talk back in a different voice what we imagine the dog would reply.
Tamra 2 years ago
We've decided one of our dogs should sound like Billy Bob Thornton from "Sling Blade"..."I don't reckon I'm gonna bite nobody today, mm-hmm."
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Atomic Playz 2 years ago
I have a 70 pound male german shepherd and he talks in a very high pitched voice
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
We share a 25lbs female doggo but somehow, we gave her the voice of the Abdominal Snowman from Bugs Bunny that says "I'm gonna name him George" smh
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
I do this to all my pets, if I am bored and have nothing else to do I will just start talking to a cat or my dog
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Random Dent 2 years ago
I read that like it's the park for good dogs, rather than the dog park that's good
Karen Tyas 2 years ago
That’s an English Bull Terrier for you 🤷🏻♀️ He’s still having the time of his life.
Dirk Daring 2 years ago
At first, my mind read, "good dog park" as a park for good dogs, not a dog park that is good.
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
There's a whole lot of information being shown in this one picture.
Karen Klinck Klinck 2 years ago
I have often wondered where they keep that much tongue. It's just suddenly--there.
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Nykky 2 years ago
Dude, when I worked at Whataburger, we were supposed to say "Have a Whataday!" Nobody ever did that lol
Load More Replies... the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
me suppressing the urge to drown the world in bl00d cause i can't do simple math in my head
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Dog thought: "if my boss wasn't right here and cameras on me right now, boyyyyyy I would tear your ankles up!"
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The President 2 years ago
Poor kitty, so many health problems await them 😞 Why are people doing this to them? Because they "look cute"
Nikki White 2 years ago
It's so sad. I worked with a few that had been surrendered. Poor things slammed their faces on the ground every time they jumped down from something. Their instincts said they could do it...their "man-made" anatomy failed them.
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Talitha Jansen 2 years ago
Sorry, downvoting for owning a cat like that. I don't want to help this post get traction when it shouldn't.
Cardboard Dino 2 years ago
Dude… this cat could have been rescued so that he could live a lovely life with proper care and assistance.
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Freddie Saturn 2 years ago
Same as dogs, that breed tonlooks small and cute but lots of health problems.
aZZy_d3Lta (they/them) 2 years ago
this is a munchkin cat. they were bred to be like this. it really f***s them up and its just cruel that they have to live their life the way they do. downvote the post!
CLAIRE SCHULTHEISS 2 years ago (edited)
There is no need for people to downvote this to oblivion. What would you rather have happened to the cat? It should live in a loving home. Better than the alternative... Edit: for the people saying an owner is a horrible person for having the cat, the cat was probably adopted.
Arunei Shade 2 years ago
You can say this, but the fact is people buying them because of this sort of logic encourages them to continue to be bred. The only way to stamp out purposefully breeding animals with generic defects that are "cute" is to not buy them. These animals have horrible quality of life for their entire lives for the vanity of people. The sad truth is many of them are better off being euthanized than dealing with years of debilitating health issues.
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River wolf 2 years ago
Mean people for breeding a cat like that. Boycotting this with downvotes! Who’s with me!
Cardboard Dino 2 years ago
This is not the cats fault, are you okay in the head…
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Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
If someone genetically engineered a human to have the traits that were added to this poor cat, we'd consider it criminal instead of 'commerce'.
Atomic Playz 2 years ago
Neuter it. This breed suffers too much for it to go on... Please remove!
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Or something from Doctor Suess! (Trying to find it... Not a Lorax, not the guy from Green Eggs and Ham...)
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I have one of those. This is its rudimentary form, though, it hasn't coalesced into one form like the above catdog. cat_dog-64...1a1237.jpg 
Skater Chick 2 years ago
"I am the Lorax; I speak for the trees. Cut down this forest, and I'll JUICE YOUR KNEES."
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JammaCoast2Coast 2 years ago
Whatever it is, I imagine is spun some fantastical tale and you spontaneously are now involved in an epic quest.
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Lois Reese 2 years ago (edited)
I've seen this like 25x but never get tired of it! Squeee! So precious. Those little pigtails. 😍🥰😁
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
He is SO happy with the chick on his head. The 2nd photo is my favorite It looks poke he's trying to look around the chicken on his eye but doesn't want to shake his head to move baby chick so he just accepts the fact that his snout is a chick holder 🥰😍
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Susie Elle 2 years ago
Um excuse me but this is illegal so I have to report this to the cute police
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Poor pup can't even hop over a little step, all that energy it took to get his little body uo there he said f*ck it, sleep Those feet though 😍😆
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CrazyKnitter 2 years ago
This is the opposite in my house. Dad knows what the dog wants. Mom just wants the cuddles.
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
Dog’s like: “I was minding my own business and some cat jumped in and licked up all your blue magic water…”
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
That’s really weird that a complete stranger would break into your car just to eat most of your icy.
Colin Matthews 2 years ago
OMG THIS my ratfink terrier ate not 1 but 2 cream donuts from a brown paper bag on my dash when i nipped out. Didn't move the bag and just lay there pretending nothing happened. Didn't even realise till i got home
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G o l d f i s h 2 years ago
these little animal rhyme poems literally make my day always theyre amazing and awesome aaa
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Yea I’m not sure that landscape was worth it anyway. Do you by any chance live in a large city with no trees? Then maybe, or you’re scouting a location for a horror or true crime film.
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time I was in the hospital for a kidney issue and the pain meds they gave me made the privacy curtains look like a kaleidoscope.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
That is so sweet of doggo to bring you a stick But I have so many questions Why does your landlord have access to your place while your sleeping? Is landlord someone you live with? How does landlord dog get into your house?
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Dina Anastasakos 2 years ago
Wjy not just build a bigger house? No doubt they feel safer this way.
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
That dog isn't cold with all those feathers ... not to mention, I bet that is extremely comfortable if you can get over the smell.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Such a nice dog to bring an appropriately sized stick for the bigger dogs he would like to play with 🐎😆🐕
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Marie BellaDonna 2 years ago
Well, I guess you'd know better than any of us. ;-)
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
I have never seen a dog look so angry before. 😂😍 he's even cuter when mad!
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago (edited)
I hope that’s not in England. Because his eyes are not on the road.
Kellie Whyte 2 years ago
Hahaha as an Australian (we drive on the same side of the road as England) this made me laugh immediately!!! 😂🤣
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
One of the many reasons I need to start carrying dog biscuits again. Gotta tip the copilot too!
Magpie 2 years ago
*whispers* ask first. many service dogs are on duty, and must not be distracted.
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Nilsen 2 years ago
Look at those paws! That's gonna be a big one in a few months! Schäfer with floppy ears are the cutest things on Earth
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
The other day I saw a Schäfer/Dachshund mix, picture a (bit hairy) bratwurst with a FULL SIZE GERMAN SHEPHERD HEAD 😁😁
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Shirna The Syren 2 years ago
Sometimes it's not the owners fault, sometimes you don't know what happened, she could have been but by her littermates as a puppy and had to have ears clipped because of an infection. Maybe she's a rescue.
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 2 years ago
Come on USA and other countries that still allow dogs to be mutilated like this, it's time to ban cosmetic procedures for dogs and the declawing of cats.
CrazyCatLady 2 years ago
Maybe it was because of a medical issue, you don’t know
Load More Replies... Spongebob Sadpants 2 years ago
My dog got a bug bite in both ears. If they don't clear up he might lose them. I'm scared for my baby. He's a pitbull german shepherd.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Oh no, that's awful, I'm sorry :( I know dogs can sometimes get aural hematomas that are really hard to treat/heal. Fingers crossed for your pupper!
Load More Replies... ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I can see her slipping and sliding on that wooden floor ... if she moves ...
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Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
Where did you take this beautiful picture of Chuck? Looks like he takes better vacations than I do.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
What a precious little baby I hope the person who took this photo was able to help this little one. He shouldn't be out during the day, and there's no mommy 😔
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waddles 2 years ago
who knew it was time for a bath? i don’t see any animal just a very adorable bedspread
The Milk In Your Fridge 2 years ago
yes! i think this should be taken off the thread because it’s just a bedspread /s
Load More Replies... sturmwesen 2 years ago
someone tell him about black-matter-mode, when a dog just decides to weigh a ton to hog the blanket or go on strike
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wyndmere 2 years ago
What? That is a beautiful calf. Nothing deformed about her.
Load More Replies... Bill McDowall 2 years ago
You guys are just milking this meme for your own amusement. Shame on you! 😋
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Sonnovab Kegeles 2 years ago
Probably accidentally said (In my best Mae West voice) come up and see me sometime.
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
You invited him over with the promise of treats and now he's mad because you won't let him in
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I like that we think that chickenwire is doing anything but stopping them from skidding off the edge.
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Why has Charlie been shivering all night? Please provide an address and I will happily send Charlie some warm clothes.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Does this lump belong to the house with the hammock? Or is this one of those "not my dog" posts 😍😆
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Austin Sauce 2 years ago
*record scratch* Yup, that's me-ow. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Moxitron Jazz 2 years ago
cats care not for our flimsy laws like 'physics' and 'rationality'...
River wolf 2 years ago
In a different page, this has the caption “He has it all, but it cost him everything.
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Does he take money in his little back pack? Imagine having to file a police report that someone robbed your penguin.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Does this lump belong to the house with the hammock? Or is this one of those "not my dog" posts 😍😆
Faith Nicole 2 years ago
First photo Good evening person, can I ask you a question please? Yes, ok, thank you Second photo So tell me, what are your views on belly rubs in public? 😍😆 .
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Seriously, I don't know why OP is making such a fuss about a dog in a hat. It's totally no big deal. stilly_hat...fb21fd.jpg 
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sturmwesen 2 years ago
Yeah I am only seeing one part of a dig duo for weeks. The missing one is geriatric. I hope he just can't do the big walks anymore :-( It's the last one of the dogs I met moving here.
Christina Hvurchilova 2 years ago
Yeah, it's a cat actually and she was my best friend, but I broke up with her person and only see her when he let's me catsit. (I don't even care if he's taking advantage, love that goofy cat)
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I still think about my ex's Dachshund. We dated for 6 months when I was 18. I'm 41 now. There's no way that dog is still alive, but I think about her sometimes. She was a great dog. I hope she had a long happy life. XD
Cal the dragon! 2 years ago
I miss my cousin's dog :[ And my uncle, grandpa, and my uncle's siblings dog. My other cousins' family just got a doggo and she looks so floofy 😭😭😭😭
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The Milk In Your Fridge 2 years ago
NO DON’T HURT HIM I WAS CHEWING ON THE BONE SPARE HIM PLEASE
Nizumi 2 years ago (edited)
OP's friend is an a$$h*le. Here's an idea, bîtch. Wait until some other moment to take a picture of your puppy. And why the fûck are you yelling at it? Sorry - the pup's whole body language just got to me. The face, the ears laid so low, the whites of his eyes... Man, that pupper's honestly scared. :(
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
It's called a crate. And most dogs love them because they feel safe. The door might not even be shut, many just like to sleep in there. This always comes up whenever there's a pic of a dog in a crate and someone here shouts about "abuse!".
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River wolf 2 years ago
I think this is near my house, I see a dog sitting outside a shop often.
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Andi 2 years ago
yep - there is no love in the world like the love between a man and the dog he said he never wanted in the first place!
Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
So true! My dad did not want a cat. I rescued a blind kitten and they were best buds. She would wait for him to come into the kitchen in the mornings and jump out to grab his legs. He could tell it was him by how his shoes sounded...if we wore his shoes, she would do the same thing to us.🤣
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Karen Philpott 2 years ago
Transfer it to a DVD disc or flash drive or something so you'll be able to browse them.
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
But each photo is different! You definitely don’t get to delete different photos of cute doggo!
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still the same farting bee 2 years ago
Isn't it funny how dogs won't wake up when you're telling them to get out of bed, but when they hear food, mailman, bird, leaf, air, matter they are up and away
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Last night the pups were running around outside. I went and made a sandwich as soon as I finished they were both behind me waiting for some.
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Nykky 2 years ago
This is no longer one of our dogs. He ate an entire large pizza by himself because he was a tall puppy and we didn't think he could reach the counters. He did not like pizza for a very long time after that and never tried getting anything off the counters again. It was hilarious to see him just plop on the ground after coming back in from eating the whole pizza lol
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Amanda Rose 2 years ago
Oscar goes crashing into walls and furniture all the time. He doesn't really know how to apply his breaks too well. It's a good thing he's fluffy!
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Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Yes the dog is adorable but that precariously placed jar is giving me anxiety
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MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
I get it... even the fresh vegetables and fruit that are half my grocery bill occasionally I will be allowed to boop a snoot
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Luna Crow 2 years ago
Probably only because it's already been on BP a number of times, otherwise I'm sure it would be!
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I wonder how much it would cost to have one of the back windows on my Eurovan modified into this for my GSD mix... XD
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
OKAY BUT literally every time I pass by the cartoonists/caricature artists at Knotts Berry Farm (I live close by and have a season pass) I want to sit and be like "NO I DON'T WANT U TO DRAW ME BUT IF I SHOW U A PHOTO WILL U DRAW MY DOG???" XD
Alex Boyd 2 years ago
I know somebody who does caricatures at a tourist attraction--I'd say it's fine to ask; just understand that they may or may not feel qualified to do it. The person I know likes it when someone asks for something different, as long as it's something she knows how to do.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Cursed death-bread for doggos and cattos, as most pizza sauce has onions and garlic in it. Don't let your cattos or doggos eat pizza!
Shark Lady 2 years ago
My cat's favourite thing is cheese, I don't have pizza often because it's like playing the hunger games.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
For me it’s cats, dogs, turtles, hedgehogs and fishies :D 89EE2666-E...b-jpeg.jpg 
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
"No." "Mwahahah... here." Let's face it... cats LOVE ingratiating themselves on people who are awkward around cats.
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Antonia 2 years ago
In some places the asphalt in summer can be really hot. Protect your dogs paws.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Artificial turf/fake grass gets EXTREMELY hot in the sun as well! My mom had our front lawn replaced by artificial grass years ago, and one summer I took a temperature gun out and clocked the grass at 132F (55C). It was UNBEARABLE to walk on and I can't imagine how it would feel to a sensitive doggo's paws.
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That dog is gorgeous! I how crocs but this dog can definitely pull them off 🙂
EJGeewhiz 2 years ago
And no self-respecting doggo would wear this look on purpose. Think twice- nay, think three times- before even considering doing this to your doggo. Humiliation is NEVER a good fashion choice, Karen.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
You do realize that they are protecting the very sensitive paws right? Like you know hot asphalt and concrete can scorch a dog's paws badly cause medical issues? Those aren't just some silly fashion accessory but actual functioning protective gear.
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Faith Nicole 2 years ago
Never seen an all black Greyhound before What a beauty! And the cloud is so floofy . Love them both 💕
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I have a German Shepherd mix. Let me tell you, we don't refer to them as "German Shedders" for nothing. I can literally vacuum him, end up with a dog's worth of fur in the vac tank, and the next day he is ready with a new full crop of fur to shed all over the house XD
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I feel your pain. My one mutt never stops shedding and his coat change is obnoxious.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
When my ex and I were dating, if we were driving somewhere, I'd stop in the middle of a conversation to gawk out the window, full rubberneck head twist mode, at people walking by with their dogs. I wasn't ogling the humans; couldn't care less. I was ogling the dogs XD
Luna Crow 2 years ago
I have my bestie well trained. He knows that if we cross paths with a dog when we're out, we're going to stop and he's going to wait while I get some pets in
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
How do you not understand at least a few dog barks? I can understand "Fun, fun fun!", "F**k you other dog/cat/possum" and "Oh s**t what is that?"
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Sorry Mom you’re on the couch tonight. Unless, of course, you can sleep on 6 inches of bed (or less…probably less…definitely less).
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
To stand on, sure (if they’re small enough—-wouldn’t try this with a Great Dane). To eat? Not so much.
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sturmwesen 2 years ago
"don't talk! you might disturb his poopcentration!... There you go: now he won't poop"
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I once took care of a dog that wouldn't potty at ALL if you were looking at her. You had to keep your back turned the whole time. Performance anxiety I guess. :)
Load More Replies... Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
One time my brother locked himself out of the house at 2AM doing this. The dog did not know why he was mad.🤣
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My doggo has developed a new habit. When we tell him to go to the bathroom right before bed, and he doesn't HAVE to go, he goes over to the grass and starts MOWING IT, ripping up huge mouthfuls at a time and just gulping it down. We theorize that he knows, rudimentarily speaking, somehow, that eating grass helps him poop. When we tell him to go to the bathroom, he wants to obey us because he is good doggo. But he has no poops to go. So he goes and starts eating as much grass as possible, because grass eating = pooping, so if he eats grass, he'll be able to poop and obey us. I might be giving him too much credit, but he ONLY chows down on huge jawfuls of grass IMMEDIATELY after we tell him to "go to the bathroom", sooo... I dunno XD
Auntriarch 2 years ago
You widdled on that plant before we went to bed, this is a walked garden, it's you dammit, stop sniffing and get on with it
The Milk In Your Fridge 2 years ago
“go on, go on. NO NOT ON THE PANSIES! oh now you’re not going to, eh?”
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Having a dog means your doorbell doesn’t ring anymore. It barks—-long before anyone gets close enough to ring the regular doorbell.
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
My husband and I got married late in life. We don’t have kids, so we have cats and dogs. We’re down to two cats right now—-we had a dogs and five cats at one point—-and it’s eerily quiet in the house. Guess how many pictures of ourselves and our families we have on the wall as opposed to pictures of our pets, past and present?
Elim Garak 2 years ago
I have tried again and again, I also asked someone to explain them to me, but I can't understand these "nobody:" memes. I feel so out of the loop...
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Basically, what the memes are trying to say is kinda like, "NO ONE asked me for this thing I'm referring to in the meme, but I'm sharing it/showing it anyway!!!" So this one is saying, literally no one asked them about their dog, but they're forcibly telling people about their dog anyway and showing photos of it. It's kind of a funny-but-not-really-funny way of saying "no one asked me about this, but I'm shoving it in everyone's face anyway." Some of them are done better than others. They're designed to mock people who try to attract attention or tend to provide unsolicited opinions, but sometimes all the person making the meme achieves is to become someone seeking attention themselves XD
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bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
and every single one got my upvote :)
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Dispatcherqueen 2 years ago
All these posts about dogs makes my 12 hour night shift so much better!
Finn 2 years ago
We had to put our dog down yesterday but he was 14 and couldn't stand easily😭
The Doom Song 2 years ago
I'm so sorry for your loss. It's never easy and I'm sure your dog knew you loved them. We had the same thing 3 years ago with our 15 year old dog.
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ToastedFroggy 2 years ago
I both laughed and cried at this. I recently lost both of my dogs within a week of each other so this brought back sooo many memories.
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
So sorry; I don't know how you managed. Maybe a new soul will find you.
Load More Replies... bears. beets. battlestar galactica. 2 years ago
and every single one got my upvote :)
Load More Replies... Dispatcherqueen 2 years ago
All these posts about dogs makes my 12 hour night shift so much better!
Finn 2 years ago
We had to put our dog down yesterday but he was 14 and couldn't stand easily😭
The Doom Song 2 years ago
I'm so sorry for your loss. It's never easy and I'm sure your dog knew you loved them. We had the same thing 3 years ago with our 15 year old dog.
Load More Replies... ToastedFroggy 2 years ago
I both laughed and cried at this. I recently lost both of my dogs within a week of each other so this brought back sooo many memories.
Jude Laskowski 2 years ago
So sorry; I don't know how you managed. Maybe a new soul will find you.
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