While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.
It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?
So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.
For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!
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Are Women Funnier Than Men?
It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.
Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.
We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.
Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.
Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?
These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.
- @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
- @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
- @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
- @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
- @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)
How Do I Create Viral Tweets?
There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.
If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.
Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.
mine is back right, that way if the pot tips, it wont land on one of my doggos
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Yes. It’s the blue one, but not the crappy blue one, the good blue one
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I have a burner that i swear heats up like magic for my husband but for me it takes forever to get to temp.
Back right. So my kids don't hit the handle or touch the pan or, you know, anything a kid could do to get hurt. Lol
Don't worry, it'll happen soon, don't wish it away
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I'm an adult and I don't care... Like, at all! It depends on the size of the pan and nothing else...
The Right Rear. I'm right-handed and my cat hardly ever lays on that one.
I don't think I've ever used the upper right one on my current stove. I've lived here for 11 years.
I have three, each for a different task or pot. Front left with two Options (big or small) for frying pan or small sauciere, front right for everything that needs stirring during cooking and back right for potatoes or noodles which can be left alone.
I accidentally set fire to my oven with a large plastic container of coffee. A friend was able to clean most of it, but I ended up buying a new one. It’s just not the same.
I have 2, depending on the size of the pot/pan ;) I must be an older adult!
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So many front rights! I can't use it cuz it's too close the the fridge or someone going in/out of my stepson's room....Now I wondering what I'm missing out on.
On a higher end stove top, each burner has a specific use and different setup. My front right is your standard sized gas burner; front left has 2 rings that produce gas and the knōb is bisected so that anything from medium to high cook temps fires up the larger, outer ring and lower temps only use the smaller, inner ring; back right is a larger flame and used for boiling water and large pots; back left is the smallest burner and used for low temp cooking...and then, my favorite, is the griddle/grill top center burner which takes up the entire center and is an oblong shape that is 2x the size of any of the rest of them - that thing is so versatile and lets me cook grilled foods in the middle of winter, without the need for an actual outdoor grill!
My adulthood is having 2 working burners instead of 4 and using them according to how big the pan is.
I always had. The fact that yu were so spoiled and never had to do anything as a teenager, doesn´t mean that all teenagers are useless persons that wait for their mother to cook for them.
Is it appropriate to ask how much they are willing to pay? Just for my business plan.
For those who don't understand, this is based off the book 'The Picture Of Dorian Grey' where a narcissistic young man has a photo painted of himself, and then the picture becomes ugly and he freaks out because Old Book Drama
Tell them about the dead body in your basement, let them feel as engaged
The requirements have increased, but nothing else changed. Nice
I had a bagger reach around the belt to find just the right items for each bag even though I had already sorted everything hoping they would go into bags in that order. She did a MUCH better job than me and I still think about her 5 years later.
That’s because no one has slapped their knees while standing up and said ‘whelp…’
Well, at least it got the child thinking. I almost died from meningitis and pneumonia at 5 and it made me a pretty broody and morbid tween. Maybe I would've had more friends of the other kids contemplated this.
Have you ever tried to get a child dressed that doesn't want to wear clothes? Don't even worry about what the temperature is outside. It's not a battle worth winning!
I think this is what every male is secretly thinking when they see women fighting.
Make a list of similar but different bs. Tell each different thing to all the loose lips you know. When it makes its way back to you you'll know who's got the biggest mouth.
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But the kids have all the fun while the adults are arguing about politics, religion, and when are we going to get flying cars
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I regularly get text requests from my kids' friends for pictures of my animals. I happily oblige. They have come over to meet them. No complaints yet. XD
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Use defrost on heat the car will run the compressor to remove any moisture automatically (most cars at least)
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I'd prefer Frightful February, where you stand in a corner and scream every day with frustration
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I hear they have a Dominatrix Barbie. Comes with whip, boots, and a strap-on. Sub Ken not included,. Clamps are extra.
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Half hour ago, I accepted my first ever WhatsApp video call. It was from my nephew, one of the only two people on the planet I can not decline and the other is my other nephew. So with dread I answered, to hear the worst 'there you go grandma, I told you she would answer' and so I had to video chat with my mum. Boooooo (I call most days, I just hate the video thing)
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1986, during a quiet moment, one of my staff (of Spanish heritage) just said "I did a bad ting". Turns out he'd deleted everything off our job folder. This was a mainframe where restoration involved a 2 day wait for the offsite tape backup.
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For me it's Skyrim. When I step into the final room in a crypt and a Dragon Priest rises and a bunch of draugur start waking up all around me and I have bare minimum equipment because I'm training my mage classes in order to level up, and bare minimum means some of the random Nordic equipment I picked up to sell when I get to town. Bring it on motherf****rs....
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I hate Velveeta to processed cheese flavored product, but the Velveeta intern about to be told to go home is absolutely correct.
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whenever my dad calls me and starts the conversation with "Michael, can I ask you a question?" I know I'm in deep trouble.
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There should be a kid's book. "Everybody has it," which explains that we are all human, with the same ability to have/grow the same hair, wherever it might grow.
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Hahaha...my daughter is Rachel McKenna. She is in her 20's though.
