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I'm not a very trusting person. Whether it's a result of some past trauma or my upbringing, my default approach is to be wary of people until they prove they're alright. But I can't say the same about animals!
The Facebook page 'Funny Pets' is proof that cats, dogs, and other creatures living among us deserve our utmost respect. Its posts perfectly capture their pure honesty—the no-agenda, no pretence, just paws and whiskers mentality that you simply cannot resist. Enjoy!
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Virgil Blue 2 days ago
Pawdrick Snuggleworth Meowington Softpaw the third, we use the litter box in this household, not the begonias!
Auntriarch 3 days ago (edited)
Terry Pratchett's cat was sometimes addressed as "Getoutofityoubastard"
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Emilu 3 days ago (edited)
I call the neighbour's dog "That fucking dog" because when it barks, it goes and goes and goes, and he barks at stuff like people walking out the front of his house (which, due to where I live is fairly regularly -- I live in a court that doesn't get much car traffic, but gets a lot of foot traffic due to having a park at one end and a walkway to a (more) main road at the other). The other neighbour's dog gets called "Woofer" and he is a cute husky mix (that does not get anywhere near enough attention/exercise 😔). Apparently, according to the kids I've heard playing with him, his name is actually "Rick". I personally prefer "Woofer". I'm happy to fight people on this, but I feel that Rick is not a good dog name.
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago
As a dog owner with loud dogs lol I also call mine that when they having a silly moment n barking at like everything , I work on the theory,if it’s doing my head in , then it’s defo annoying the few neighbours I hve , so they are told instantly to can it , as it should be x
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
I feel that - I'm positive that Fenring thinks his name is actually "Don't You DARE" XD
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Cee Cee 2 days ago
Once again you are wrong. Please do your research before posting nonsense. Pit bulls were not banned 30 years ago. They were banned late 2023 to early 2024. There are a number of rules for ownership. Must be neutered, must be leashed when outside, I think they may have to be muzzled too, cannot be bought or sold, must be microchipped and registered with the authorities. They are not called staffie crosses.
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KatWitch57 2 days ago
Fun fact: Desmond Morris (well known TV presenter on animal shows) wrote a book called "How to train your cat" (back in the early 1980s) which included a chapter on training cats to use the (human) lavatory. The cover photo was a ginger cat called Andy Williams, who was borrowed from the vet that I worked at.
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Bored Birgit 2 days ago
Wait, there are heated toilet seats somewhere out there?! Take my noney!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
My mom has them. Frankly I can't stand them - when you sit down, it gives you that "you just sat on a public toilet that someone else was just sitting on and using and the seat is still warm from their ásscheeks" vibe, but that's just me, apparently, because my mother loves them XD
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Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
It's really gonna suck to have to clean the seat when you REAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYY gotta go!!!
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Cynthia Marrs 2 days ago
My dear Jake had this happen. He was never the same after that. Ashamed of his lack of fangs.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 days ago
It certainly seems to be! Windows 10 if I'm very much mistaken.
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Auntriarch 3 days ago
I'm already under my blankie. It says "retired and loving it"
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Vexed Panda 3 days ago
Mine acts like there's an Emergency! When i tell him, "Show me.", he races into my room and stares at the bed until i climb onto it. We have Nap Emergencies 'round here!
Chich the witch 2 days ago
He has a point. You have to make up for all those naps you refused to take when you were 2.
Riley Quinn 2 days ago
I slept in until 12:38pm because I'm unemployed (retired) and have no responsibilities.
Stephanie Did It 1 day ago
Same here. It's what I lived for while I worked 10-hour days at a call center. Now I sleep all I want, when I want. Livin' the dream!
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Paula Carr 14 hours ago
When I first moved away from home, I didn't have a dog. I kept forgetting to clean up food I'd dropped on the floor. I'd never had to do it before because we always had a dachshund!
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Nichole Harris 1 day ago
My pit loves a bath! My lil Carolina dog..... No.... She'll play dead and make you carry her in then she becomes a passive aggressive statue 🤣
Crystalwitch60 2 days ago
Omg that’s so my blue staffie , ❤️,mine will also in summer jump in shower with us ,loves water ( not the rain tho 🤷♀️🤔)
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Lotekguy 3 days ago
I've heard about heavy water, but didn't know it was available to the general public.
David Paterson 2 days ago
Available to the general public from chemical suppliers. A bit expensive. Ice cubes made of heavy water - sink.
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OneHappyPuppy 2 days ago
Where in the fresh hell of the early 90s did they find that armchair?
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Karizma Kaliko 1 day ago
And what looks like an African Grey, learning everyone's voices to use in future family freak outs.
Riley Quinn 2 days ago
The cat's location does not explain the, um, unique eating style. Perhaps he thinks he's a human backhoe.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
I think the person is trying to avoid elbowing the cat in the face XD If the person had their arm down normally in a normal eating position, their elbow COULD joggle or hit the cat as they moved their arm. Better not to risk it XD
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Lady Eowyn 2 days ago
An old ad for the powdered drink mix Kool-Aid had an anthropomorphic pitcher with the words Kool-Aid on it. He'd burst into all sorts of situations to rescue kids from thirst. I'll see if I can find a picture for you.
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Riley Quinn 2 days ago
Always show the dog the new screen door. As for cats, I recommend attaching 1/4-1/2" hardware cloth (rat wire) to protect the screens from their claws.
Chich the witch 2 days ago
I might put a screen door in. If I do, the lower panel will be solid and not screened for this very reason..
nottheactualphoto 2 days ago
That's what I did. Screen in the top half, glass in the lower half. Tempered glass.
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Beth Wheeler 1 day ago
The goodest boy and his partner are having a good time writing the reports.
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Riley Quinn 2 days ago
When you drastically alter your appearance, you need to speak to them so they recognize it's you.
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Miss Tinker 3 days ago (edited)
I use my cats all the time as excuses not to go out. Truth is, most of the time I’d rather spend time with them, anyway 😉
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Dilly Millandry 3 days ago
Yes, had a Patterdale Terrier who would do this from the sofa and our bed!
Vexed Panda 3 days ago
Must be a Patterdale thing. Mine does this warm up for any vague activity.
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yrzfrpfbjf 1 day ago
Same, Jeff the springer spaniel, 🐶 always, unless the doorbell rings, then it’s vertical takeoff
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Beak Hookage 3 days ago
We used treats to train our dog to sit, so for the rest of his life if you had food he wanted he would wait until he caught your eye, and then sit.
Oxford Ranch 2 days ago
I made the mistake of teaching my little dog to “Sneeze”. Whenever she wanted something, she would start sneezing!!! Soon her front legs go up in the air and she would sneeze so hard she would hit her nose on the ground.
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This picture had a different dog that looked like it was really biting the furniture, not this.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
The paws on this dog look wonky. There's something off about the base of the tail as well. It's almost like someone used AI to re-create the original photo, but with a different dog...?
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 days ago
My cat, every single time. My bathroom is off of my bedroom, but even when he's in the living room, my cat will get up and come in if he hears me go to the bathroom. My bedroom door was closed the other day (he was being a brat and attacking my blinds) and he didn't care- until he heard me go into the bathroom, then he was screaming outside of the bedroom door to be let in
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Tabitha 2 days ago (edited)
Doggy slept on it because it smells like you, and makes them feel safe and loved. If you buy them a dog bed and they refuse to sleep in it, just take a clean old towel and rub it on your head and face to put your scent on it, then drape it over the bed. I guarantee the dog will sleep in that bed from then on. You will just have to make sure that towel is dedicated to being in the dog bed—-and be sure to put your scent back on it if you launder it when it gets gross.
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Mark Alexander 2 days ago
You shouldn't try to speak languages you don't know. There's no telling what you'll say.
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Tabitha 2 days ago
I don’t know. I have seen some tortoises really booking it across a yard, especially if they’re going after an animal al or person who’s pretty quick.
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Hugo 1 day ago
Thanks for confirming that turtles have flippers (and this one doesn't).
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Miss Tinker 3 days ago
I’m not convinced that cat is homeless. That cat looks as though they have several homes 🤔
Lost Penny 15 hours ago
We had a 'homeless' cat like that. One day she showed up with a brand new collar & a tag that said, "My name is Grandma. Please do not feed me!'
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Miss Tinker 3 days ago
My cat does this! She’s strictly an indoor cat but occasionally manages to sneak out if I’m not being careful when the door is open. The first time I panicked but she just ran for a few metres then lay down and rolled around on the ground. The second time, exact same thing 🙄😅
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
Their heads and paws don't look right at all. It's like someone ran the original meme/photo through AI or something.
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Teutonic Disaster 3 days ago
"That sounded expensive, but don't you even think about buying store brand kibble for the next 6 months, Karen."
Emilu 3 days ago
"If you do that again I'm hopping into the back seat and critiquing *all* of your driving."
Auntriarch 2 days ago
When my mother in law was learning to drive she braked a bit too hard and the dog fell off the back seat into the footwell. After that, every time they went out in the car if she was driving he got straight into the footwell.
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Paula Carr 14 hours ago
One of our dogs did this all the time. All the dog blankets had big holes in them.
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Freddy M. (He/Him) 2 days ago
The table I guess? There's nothing else really in this one
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Tabitha 2 days ago (edited)
It’s almost always the ones who object the strongest who fall in love the fastest. Also, animals seem to be the most attracted to people who try to avoid them. Guess they love the challenge, even though they almost always win oh so easily.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
Yep. When my ex and I met, I had one cat and a German Shepherd. Ex said he was allergic to both and also had a fear of dogs. I told him I wasn't getting rid of my animals and we'd work through everything. My old gray cat LOVED him XD And 24 years later when I finally moved back home, I left one of my cats (Preacher) with my ex because my ex has become a devoted "cat dad" and absolutely adores that cat. Preacher has his own chair next to my ex's at my ex's computer desk XD I miss my little guy, but he loves my ex deeply and it was better for both of them to let them stay together.
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Edward Treen 2 days ago
Time to write your will and get your affairs in order - or buy a huge box of treats,
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Hollerfloozy 2 days ago
I just sigh heavily and go sit down. After realizing I am not playing/chasing they come check on me. Then I snatch them up and give them lots of treatos for being good puppers..
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Beak Hookage 3 days ago
"If I don't nap nine or ten times a day, I don't have enough energy for my main snooze!"
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 days ago
That would be veni, vidi, intervigilium 🤣 but i admit, that sounds stupid
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 3 days ago
Okay is it just me or does that dog's face look really weird
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
I think someone ran a lot of these original photos/memes through some weird AI filter.
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Geobugi🇰🇷🇰🇭 2 days ago
A golden retriever would never? Maybe accidently of you have a burger in your hand
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
I have a Belgian Malinois, a breed commonly used in police and military work. Mine, however, is a giant cupcake XD He has NEVER bitten or nipped, even when he was teething as a puppy. One time, I was playing tug-toy with him and he snapped at the toy and accidentally nipped my hand. I was more surprised than hurt, but I still went "OW" and dropped the toy. My dog had SUCH a human look of regret and unhappiness on his face and immediately ran up to me to make sure I was okay XD
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 days ago
I think that's a longhaired Chihuahua and not a Papillon, actually. Papillons have way, WAY more ear floof XD
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Zig Zag Wanderer 3 days ago
To decide if you WANT to go is no decision. To decide WHETHER to go is.....
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Lady Eowyn 2 days ago
Again, the original of this had a pomeranian. Which was fluffy and much cuter.
Rebecca O’Donnell 1 day ago
I thought it was a Corgi in the original picture.
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