75 Expensive Mistakes People Made That Might Make You Say “Ouch” Just Looking At Them (New Pics)
We’re all human, and we all make mistakes. It’s what we tell ourselves when things go wrong, and for the most part, it’s true. But here’s the thing: not every slip-up is created equal. Breaking a plate during dinner is unfortunate. Backing your car through the garage door? That’s going to sting a lot more. Both are accidents, sure, but the consequences couldn’t be more different.
Below, we’ve gathered a collection of painfully expensive mistakes people have shared online, the kind that make you wince and instinctively check your bank account just looking at them. Scroll down to see the photos, and maybe send some sympathy to the folks behind them. They could definitely use some.
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Meet Bonnie, Our 3-Month-Old Collie. During The Night She Discovered A Can Of Blue Paint With A Loose Lid
We call this her 'blue period' since she is obviously going through some artistic phase. The Chinese rug cost nearly $6,000.
Oh no, somebody paid a lot of money for something THEY like, even though you don't like it, how dare they!
Load More Replies...Enigmatic names to the rescue! Get a frame, cut out the most interesting blue piece, add the right name and this is art worth millions! How about "Portrait of Bonnie Blue Under Blacklight"?
I would DIY the rug with the same blue paint as a stain and wash it out with the pressure washer outside or have the professionals rinse the excess paint out leaving the blue stain behind. Would be much more pretty.
Can you imagine how many tiny pots of paint would be needed to dye that whole rug?? It's really not worth shelling out hundreds of dollars, not to mention all the time and effort, to - if you're lucky and it works - end up with an ugly blue rug instead of an ugly beige rug.
Load More Replies...What are the owners supposed to do? Lock her in a cage?
Load More Replies...Wife Left The Door Open To The Pool Area. Expensive Robot Vacuum (Bottom And Upside Down) Decides It Wants To Meet The Pool Vacuum
Then they bred an amphibious little vacuum, and the family lived happily ever after.
Thank God it's only the vacuum and not a child. Pools should never be left unsecured!
When The Fire Suppression Foam Is Accidentally Released
Wasn't there a quick shot at the beginning of Airplane that looked similar to that?
They gonna play with the metal planes instead. Plane ducky.
Load More Replies...That F-15 alone costs between 70 to110 million, the A-10 in the backround is probably fine though after a spray down with a power washer
Load More Replies...Well, at least they will know where to go to k.i.l.l. any residual flames.
Load More Replies..."Colonel, I have good news and bad news. The fire suppression system in hangar six works." "Captain, is that the good news or the bad news?" "Yes."
This happened at my husbands previous job the day after he quit over safety concerns. Guys were showing up high and drunk, management didn't care, and sure enough one of them knocked the sprinkler pipe putting something on a shelf on a rack and the whole thing let go. Expensive mistake considering they were warned repeatedly by staff that there were issues.
Sometimes the simplest errors turn into the most expensive lessons. When it comes to famous blunders, few can match the scale of what happened to France’s national railway company in 2014. SNCF ordered 2,000 new trains worth billions, only to discover they were too wide for over 1,000 of the country’s train platforms.
The company had measured newer stations but neglected platforms built more than 50 years ago. The error forced them to spend an additional 50 million euros widening 1,300 platforms over two years, turning what should have been a triumph of modernization into an expensive reminder to double-check your measurements.
If You’re Having A Bad Day, Just Know That At Least You Didn’t Shatter A 16,000$ Bottle Of Victory In Europe, 1945 Château Mouton Rothschild
In all seriousness it was maybe the most beautiful thing I have ever smelled in my entire life. I only have a level 2 cert so I’m not super qualified to speak on the smelling notes BUT it smelled like walking through a Plum orchard after it rains in the midst of Autumn.
I'm going to have to find a plum orchard now on a rainy day to see what that smells like.
Probably cheaper than that botte! And you get a nice vacation.
Load More Replies...This is sad, BUT, somaliers are literally the most bs profession. They are constantly fooled by cheap wines in blind tests and, given taste is subjective, serve absolutely no purpose. Anyone knows to pair white wine with fish, red with steak, etc. It's not that hard to pick one that pairs well
An airline pilot my husband knows found a stash of Thomas Jefferson's wine in a Paris townhouse cellar. Transporting it back to the States, he dropped and broke one of the 3 bottles. Still, the price he got for the other two paid for the townhouse apartment!
Wine people are so pretentious. They did an experiment and no one could even tell the difference btw the expensive and the cheap wine. Give me a break with the “notes of” blah blah blah.
I had an older brother who was a wine aficionado. Even after being unemployed for a year, completely broke, he was putting hundred dollar bottles of wine on his credit card.
The broken glass fragments would sink. I'd risk drinking it after putting it through a standard flour sieve..
Wednesday. It's the '48 that smells like Thursday.
Load More Replies...Scored $320 Of Lumber For $90. Now I Get To Pay $500 For A New Windshield
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I honestly thought that everyone else that this happened to just wasn’t being careful enough. Send the judgement. I deserve it.
I've done it, except it was the windshield that popped. I'd been using an 8' length of ABS pipe to bring bundles of rebar home and the bare pipe fit in the car for the drive into town. Then one day I had the bright idea of adding an ABS collar to each end to make them stronger, which used up 1/2" of the 1/4" safety margin I'd been working with. "SLAM-CRACK-'CK-ME!"
We've moved arcade parts in my Kia Optima and the back seat of our F-10 (some have sharp edges or are brittle plastic from the 80's/90's), we put extra EV foam pads around the ends near the sides of the car and rear windows to protect the arcade parts as well as the interior of the vehicle.
That's why you fold down the passenger seat and put the wood into the footwell.
I was at Home Depot several times a week picking up orders and supplies for work, and if I had a nickel for every time I saw some weekend DIYer committing this senseless act of self-vandalism, I'd be rich.
Did it myself a couple years ago. Throwing 2×4s into the bed of the pick up. One slid along the length of the bed, kicked up, and went right through the back window.
Should have either laid the back seats down or put it on the roof and tied it down really good.
Do Not Park On The Beach
I love that word, it's not used as much as it should be.
Load More Replies...I would prob not *think* about tides, cause of sweden and only lakes around. But then in the first place, I would never park on any Sand near water, prob not even sand far from water either!
Load More Replies...About five years ago my family spent the weekend in a house on the beach. We didn't know there was a big festival going on, with much alcohol involved. On Saturday evening the tide was out, and people were driving, and parking, on the sand. When we woke up on Sunday morning we could see a half dozen or so vehicles that had been left parked there, but now were in water up past the axles, and that was just what we could see from the house we were staying in. Who knows how many there were on the whole beach.
This happens where I live and it's a fantastic way to spend time people watching in the wild.
No one ever mentioned tides. What are they? I'm really stupid, so I don't understand why parking on the beach is a bad idea.
In London, a skyscraper became famous for melting cars. The building at 20 Fenchurch Street, nicknamed the Walkie Talkie, created an unexpected problem during its construction in 2013.
Its concave glass facade acted like a giant magnifying glass, focusing sunlight onto the street below with such intensity that it warped car panels and melted plastic parts. One Jaguar owner found his side mirror and bodywork damaged after parking nearby for just an hour.
The phenomenon earned the building a new nickname: the Walkie Scorchie. Developers eventually installed a permanent sunshade at a cost of around £10 million to fix the problem.
What Could Go Wrong If I Drive My Expensive GMC Pickup And Trailer Across Ice That Is Too Thin To Support The Weight. Little Bay De Noc, MI
"No sympathy for the self-inflicted' - what my Mum would say to me when I had a hangover.
Your mum obviously went to the same mother school as mine 🙄
Load More Replies...I can see the insurance agent having to go on hold because they can't resist laughing at this stupidity
Load More Replies...Every year someone's fishing hut goes through the lake near me, often along with the truck they were using to retrieve the fishing hut. There's some redneck status attached to being the person whose hut is out the longest and/or people are disorganized and wait waaay too long to retrieve them
I wish we had an earlier photo of the driver when they heard the first creak.
Seems this clown had less sense than we did as kids, because we knew not to even walk on the ice unless it was solid.
oh my. I live near lil bay in the UP. I'm pretty sure the lake here is frozen enough but not sure when this happened
Meanwhile At The Mercedes Dealership... And A Brand New G Wagon
A Train Car In Minnesota Carrying Corn Had A Leak
wildlife in the area still tell stories of the great golden path.
Yeah, nice smooth even distribution, no spillage, zero wildlife. In the UK you'd be neck deep in crows and seagulls before the train got 10 yards (metres) away.
I'd worry about them getting hit by another train.
Load More Replies...And nothing outside of the rails. I like the image but it's simply too neat.
Load More Replies...NASA experienced one of the most frustrating mistakes in space exploration history in 1999. The Mars Climate Orbiter, which cost $125 million to build, was lost because of a simple measurement mix-up.
Engineers at Lockheed Martin used imperial units while NASA’s team used metric units. Nobody caught the discrepancy until it was too late. The spacecraft missed its intended orbit and burned up in the Martian atmosphere. The entire mission vanished because it got lost in translation of mathematical language.
$5000 Canadian After Someone Using The Microwave To Disinfect It
Although, if they send that mess into the Bank of Canada the lab will do their magic and then send them a cheque for the value. I did this with a $50 bill my dog chewed into pulp. Got my cheque within a few weeks
Load More Replies...If they felt it needed "disinfecting" then for realor imagined reasons they probably wanted to touch it as little as possible?
Load More Replies...Hmm, thought that even the newer plastic type notes had a metal strip through them, so already a no no for a microwave.
so it seems. remembers me of this video in which a woman douses her whole car in gasoline from the gas pump to disinfect it. same level of stoopit
Load More Replies...Car At The Bottom Is Flooded. Car At The Top Has Been Totalled
Due to the flooding, water got into the mechanism and short-circuited it. It raised the platform, and this was the result.
These never seemed like a good idea in the first place. Too easy for something to go wrong.
needs more censors to spot is something is in the way!
Load More Replies...Cement Truck Mishap
It it wasn't so heavy, I'd be tempted to keep it and take up tailgating as my new hobby.
Seriusly? There's an ad covering this piece. No way to close it. F**k off BP.
The business world has seen its share of spectacular misjudgments. In the early 1990s, Quaker Oats bought Snapple for $1.7 billion, convinced it would dominate the beverage market. The acquisition turned into a disaster, and just three years later, Quaker Oats sold Snapple for only $300 million.
The loss was staggering, made even more painful by the fact that Snapple continued to thrive as an independent brand after the sale. Sometimes the best business decision is recognizing when a partnership simply isn’t working.
Someone At Porsche Is Getting Fired Today
Ooooh that's a GT3 RS with a special racing paint job...£250K roughly depending on the options 🤦🏻♂️
Thanks... some of us aren't car people. All I saw is car with ugly paint job
Load More Replies...In my best British voice, “Here we are witnessing a rare, once in a lifetime event, a Porsche carefully drinking from crocodile infested waters “
To be fair, that was a design flaw waiting to happen, with no fencing or even kerbs or wheel stops. It's like someone said "This area is just for display, adding something in front would MAR THE LINES!" - Well, the cost for your display has just gonne up...
Residential Homes Built In South Dakota Over Undisclosed Abandoned Gypsum Mine... Sinkhole Renders Entire Neighborhood’s Property Values Now Worthless
The operative word is "undisclosed". Whoever did the "undisclosure" has to pay.
When I was looking at buying a house I went on a historic maps website to see if there were any old mines or rubbish dumps in the area. In the UK the National Library of Scotland has detailed maps going back to the early 1800s. The site is maps dot nls dot uk
Great for hide and seek though. Just make sure you are found before they fill the sink hole back up.
I visited a home in Queen Creek AZ that had a trench that was easily 10 feet wide and over 100 feet long. The depth was 6- 8 feet. It was caused by the ground settling due too excessive ground water pumping. That home had a gang plank you needed to cross to get to the front door.
I would guess that being in South Dakota is what renders it worthless. 🙃
Broke My Leg By Standing Too Fast And Falling Onto Myself
Choosing to focus on success, I feel the need to point out that Brian is still in the lead.
Load More Replies...He must have some kind of underlying medical problems for that to happen.
Spain faced an engineering nightmare that sounds almost impossible to believe. Designers working on the Isaac Peral class submarine made a decimal point error in their calculations, making the vessel 100 tons heavier than planned.
The mistake meant the submarine would sink to the ocean floor and never resurface. Engineers caught the error before construction began and redesigned the submarine to be longer, but then discovered it was too large to fit into the port where it was being built. The cascading errors turned what should have been a routine military project into a costly lesson in precision.
From One Of Our Customers In Cedar Lake, Indiana. Someone Sunk Their $300k+ Pavati Wake Boat, Then Swamped His Jeep And Raptor While Trying To Drag It Out
We've already seen Trump proving that one.
Load More Replies...Swamping ONE vehicle wasn't good enough?? 😂 What made them think a 2nd one would do the trick??
Wiki: " Wakeboard boats also known as wakeboats, surfboats or tow boats are designed to create a large, specially shaped wake, for a wakeboarder to jump the wakes from side to side doing aerial tricks. They developed from the Runabout type."
Load More Replies...Who Needs Outriggers?
And thus was the house cleft in twain. (I always liked that phrase, but rarely get a chance to use it.)
Fortunately, there just happened to be some roofers on hand to repair the damage.
It looks like he HAD outriggers out (would be weird to only have them out on one side) - but presumably hit a weak/soft patch of ground - those round plates seem pretty small.
Big Oof
You definitely need to hit all the right keys at the press conference.
Load More Replies...I read the article and the movers said In 35 years of doing their job, this had never happened before.
Load More Replies...I made my dad a mini replica of his baby grand (with 2-3 models before its was exact) and this whole scene sounds like a very fun next project
Home recording is so easy these day. More practical to set up the recording equipment at home instead of moving a piano to the studio.
Cultural attachment can be stronger than taste test data, as Coca-Cola learned in 1985. After conducting nearly 200,000 blind taste tests showing consumers preferred a sweeter formula, the company replaced its 99-year-old recipe with New Coke.
The backlash was immediate and intense. Protest groups formed across America, consumers stockpiled the original formula, and the company received up to 8,000 complaint calls per day. One person even wrote to the CEO addressing him as “Chief Dodo.”
Just 79 days later, Coca-Cola brought back the original formula as Coca-Cola Classic, having discovered that some things matter more to people than taste.
My Neighbor Parks This Expensive Car On The Street
Thank you for the assist to us non car people. All I see is black car.
Load More Replies...This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Load More Replies...Driveway parking isn't a guarantee against damage. Two of our cars got slammed last month... both were in our driveway. Good times.
Delicate Evening Operation On The A4 Highway At The Valmy Rest Area. A Heavy Truck Transporting Utility Vehicles Crashes Under The Canopy Of A Gas Station
Short answer: idiocy (or at least absent mindedness) at work. Long answer: I'm guessing the truck - apparently a two tier car transporter, so the trailer and its load of vans was even taller than the driver's cabin - was too tall to fit under the gas station roof. The truck got stuck and the edge or the roof wedged with the rear end of the first van on the trailer.
Load More Replies...Sydney Harbour Bridge used to be the only way to get from the north to the south of Sydney (and vice versa). Way back in the olden days it had toll booths that had height limitations (you can see where this is going). Every now and then a big truck would think that they could make it, rather than going the long way around over the bridge about 10km-ish to the west without height restrictions. They would get jammed in the toll gates and create hours and hours of chaos. Ahh, those were the days.
We had a storm in Australia (Gold Coast) on Christmas Day that destroyed a crane, basically bending it in half. It took four more cranes to dismantle it.
$65,000 Medication... Most Expensive Thing I Have Ever Had To Throw Away
The patient didn’t show up for their appointment. Once mixed, it expires in less than 24 hours. No one else was scheduled for it, unfortunately.
We currently don’t have mixing capability at our location. We have to mix it at a different location and have it delivered on the day of the appointment. 1st time this had happened with such an expensive medication.
Prob cost $20.00. But they charge the patient $65 grand. Like everything else in America.
Actually, 65K is probably the actual cost but government funded health care would cover the cost. The NHS often makes a decision not to provide certain drügs due to cost but as patients we never have to pay... beyond NI tax, which funds the NHS.
Load More Replies...My monthly infusions come with a zero cost to me but a $12,000 one goes to the government ,im very greatful I dont have to pay in NZ
Me2, I get a $5600 injection every month, costs me $20 (Oz)
Load More Replies...It's Ocrelizumab according to the OP, here in the UK it's £19,000/treatment, usually done every 6 months. Taxes pay for it if you're being treated via the NHS, it's not cheap at all.
Load More Replies...My liver doctor had me on rezdiffra, which cost $4000/pill. Medicaid paid for it, Medicare will not.
Sad but out of curiosity I looked up the price of a howitzer round to compare it to. 155mm in 2023 were 3,300Euro EACH. We waste far more money on toys for fat old men to swing their d***s around with. Think of what we could achieve if we could get past the greedy monkey stage.
The IV medication for spiders and snake bites is abhorrently expensive.
It is incredibly difficult to produce, that is why. Needs a milking farm and an animal medium (usually horses in the case of snakes) to produce iirc.
Load More Replies...Trading errors can happen in the blink of an eye with devastating results. In 2005, a stockbroker at Mizuho Securities in Japan made a typing mistake that cost the company around $225 million. Instead of selling one share at 610,000 yen, he accidentally offered 610,000 shares at 1 yen each.
Investors immediately jumped on the incredible deal, buying up the drastically underpriced stock before anyone could stop the trade. Even with stock exchange rules limiting some of the damage, the typo became one of the most expensive keystrokes in financial history.
That Can’t Be Cheap
More metal fatigue than load caused that.
Load More Replies...That looks more like a failure in something that SHOULD have held rather than an operator mistake?
Got Gucci Sunglasses For My Wife. Dog Ate Them Before She Had A Chance To Wear Them
Ordered for Valentine’s Day. Shipping was delayed. Got them yesterday. Had them for 2 hours before finding them like this in the dog’s bed. My fault, though. I set them on the floor at the top of the stairs so wife wouldn’t forget them when she went out.
This neighborhood is seriously going do the dogs *tsk tsk tsk*
Load More Replies...Next time, don't spend a lot on sunglasses while buying store-brand dog food.
At least he admits it was his mistake and didn't really blame the dog.
Mine are prescription - they are an awful lot more than $5 - though I did some quite a bit cheaper when I bought a pair of normal glasses.
Load More Replies...Well did you give the dog a pair? If not, then there’s your problem. The doggie probably wants a pair of Gucci sunglasses too!
I always put my ‘don’t forgets’ on the floor at the top of the stairs. 🙄. Seriously, WHY??? I’m sure I’d remember after I stepped on them.
Yeah, that's a dumb place to put them. How about with your keys instead, or are they on the floor too?
Load More Replies...Waste of money. Just paying for a name that sounds like something 3rd graders accuse each other of being infected with.
NOAA-N' Accident
Designated NOAA-N' (NOAA-N Prime) prior to launch, is the last of the United States National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's POES series of weather satellites. The satellite suffered an accident prior to launch, which resulted in it falling off its clean room mounting, resulting in significant damage.
I can assure you, it took more than 5 seconds to pick this one up.
Load More Replies...It didn't "suffer an accident"; it suffered a Fool. Some moron unbolted it from the support stand and either forgot that or didn't tell anyone before the stand was tilted during testing.
do thwy know what POES means in Afrikaans............... BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The entertainment industry isn’t immune to costly mistakes either. When reshoots were needed for the 2017 film Justice League, Warner Bros faced an unusual problem. Actor Henry Cavill had grown a mustache for another role and couldn’t shave it off.
The studio ended up spending around $25 million to digitally remove the mustache from every scene featuring Superman. The extensive visual effects work became a notorious example of how small scheduling conflicts can balloon into massive budget overruns when production timelines collide.
$300k Video Wall Came Down Today In Vegas
Yo, Boss, I have an extra skrew, but I got no idea where it goes. BTW, SKREW you, BP.
I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 In Installation Fees
I always thought the "microwave over the range" thing was a stupid, impractical idea, starting with "having to overhead lift a heavy thing that's also likely to be scorching hot."
I don't get the idea of installing a microwave above a hob - makes a very hot and impossible to fit an extractor....
The extractors are built in and the bottoms of the microwaves have a heat shield and are well insulated.
Load More Replies...Pro tip, pull out the stove first. Plus you can clean under there…
Unfortunately it’s usually cheaper to get an entire new stove than to just replace the top…
Something Scared My Wife And I At 2 AM
This mirror was like 10 ft and came with the house when we bought it. I thought someone shattered our window in the bathroom and was breaking in, or the shower glass shattered. 2 hours later, I’m still cleaning glass off the floor.
A few more horse's nostrils and you wouldn't tell the difference
Load More Replies...Why in the name of onlyfans would you have a 10' mirror on the ceiling of a bathroom?
It was on the wall over the sink. Obvious DIY job to make the bathroom look more upscale. Poor use of anchors. Now they have a mess and a bathroom downgrade. People are stupid.
Load More Replies...These stories remind us that mistakes happen at every level, from individual people to massive corporations. The scale might be different from dropping your phone or denting your bumper, but the fundamental lesson stays the same. We’re all capable of errors, and sometimes the most expensive ones come from the simplest oversights.
The best we can do is learn from these cautionary tales, double-check our work, and hope that when we inevitably mess up, the consequences are a bit more forgiving.
Well
Or 🎶🎵 "A three hour tour / A three hour tour / ..." 🎵🎶
Load More Replies...My best guess is that the plug had been removed to allow it to drain when it was on the trailer, and it wasn't put back when the boat was put back in the water.
A woman who was getting divorced purposely let her estranged husband's boat sink during a tropical storm. He didn't want to deal with it or her. We pumped it out, made some repairs and the "Onceunder" was launched.
I Didn't Know This Was Possible
He goes by Clunk now. It's the only word he can say.
Load More Replies...Cheap cast iron. Look how thin it is. Get you a Lodge or Wagner and these pesky little problems will mostly be a thing of the past.
This is why you buy a high-quality cast iron skillet that will tolerate temperature changes. Iron is brittle, and cheaply made thin skillets are even more brittle. I own a Lodge that I've had for many years, and they're not that expensive.
It's definitely a sub par cast iron skillet. So I guess if they get a good replacement it's a win??
Load More Replies...Paint Store Guy Didn't Close The Can Properly
Bought a car one week ago, more expensive than I could really afford but so beautiful. Picked up paint while on vacation to paint my mom's house. Teenager working at paint store apparently didn't close the can properly. That's 1 gallon of slightly greenish gray wall paint on the floor of my new car. Paint store guy's response was to apologize profusely, give me another gallon of paint, and throw in a free tub of miracle wipes. Lovely.
I love how it's the paint guy's fault. It's your car, your paint, and your responsibility to ensure everything is secured for transit.
I mean, it's your responsibility to secure anything you load in your vehicle. Why isnt it in the boot? Why didn't they check the lid? Why didnt they wrap a bag round it? Why in the hell is it some poor kid earning minimum wage fault? And how in the hell did they think one single tin is enough to paint a house? That's not even enough for 1 wall!
Not sure what more you expected this poor kid to do. Did you expect him to come outside and clean your car for you? Grow up.
My local paint store hammers lid on with a rubber mallet, then tapes all the way around the lid to make d**n sure it doesn't come off.
I'm guessing the guy probably had something catastrophic happen with paint in the past. But on this one, if the lid is plastic, they can randomly pop off. Not often, but they can. Most of the time it's in the shaker (spinning style), but once in a while...
Load More Replies...Never occurred to OP to buy a plastic tub to put the paint in just in case he had to stop short or got into a fender bender.
Absolutely Shattered
I have a friend who took a job at a place that distributed large plate glass windows for stores. This was before tempered glass was required by law for any and all public facing windows. On his first day at the job the floor supervisor told him, "If you're ever handling a large plate and you lose control of it, LET IT GO and move away from it as fast as you can. Do not try to save it. You're replacing an employee who tried to save the glass, and was cut in half, bone and all. We can replace the glass, but we can't give you your life back." My friend left that job at the end of the day because he couldn't get the visual image out of his mind.
My Car Exploded On My Way To Work
I texted my coworker, he's the only coworker's number I have and called him asked if he was at the restaurant and explained what happened. I told him I'll send a couple pics and then he replied they want a selfie with the car "to make sure".
And you lived to post it? If it was en route to work, weren't you inside the car that exploded, or had you stopped off somewhere and gotten out and then it happened?
"Sorry I'm late for work . I had a breakdown on the way." "What happened to your car?" "...Car?"
Son Decided To Swallow A Nickel And Turn $.05 Into $4400.00
i heard he called the hospital to check on him they told him still no change
My brother swallowed a tack when he was about 3. Of course it wasn't followed by a huge bill because we're lucky enough to live in a developed country.
I swallowed a penny as a kid and was scared it would get stuck. Now, this was 30+ years ago and my dad was military so when we went the hospital the doc just said "It'll come out don't worry" and we walked out. It did in fact come out.
That's the easy part. Going through the p*o for the next week to make sure it comes out is the next stage.
Was he choking on it? Cuz otherwise just wait for it to pass in the p**p.
We Always Knew It Would End Like This Some Day
My wife and daughter have been telling me for years that the tempered glass floor protector in my office was a ticking time explosive. Today, when I accidentally knocked my favorite hand-etched glass tumbler off the desk, the floor protector saved it by shattering first into thousands of tiny shards. Well done by the floor protector.
I've never understood putting glass under a chair that rolls around while someone sits in it. 🤷♀️
I've literally never heard of this! Is it an American thing?
Load More Replies...I Accidentally Burned Down My Parent's Outdoor Kitchen By Placing A Still Burning Fire Log On Top Of The Rest Of The Firewood
Reddit OP also did this: (dark BP for not being able to post links! Se link below)
At what point in the chain of events did that seem like a good thing to do?
I burned a hole in my parents microwave because I thought I could heat my candle up and retrieve the sunken wick. Sometimes your brain fails to identify possible outcomes
Load More Replies...I Work In Pharmaceuticals, This Was A Very Expensive Mistake
I should clarify, this is for iron deficiency, if I’m not mistaken it’s called Sytron! Not blood, that would have been much worse!
Second Time My Girlfriends Mom Backed Into My Car Today
First pic is of my old car, which gfs mom backed into of October 2024. Today August 2025, she did it again to my new car. Girlfriends mom takes no responsibility both times saying it was my fault because both times it happened I was working a different shift at work, and that I should have stuck to my normal shift. Me and girly's relationship is at an all time strain level.
This is her subtle way of saying she does not see you as son-in-law material.
Today? There's a serious problem here.... (edit: ah, thought it was twice today 😅)
That is exactly how the title makes it sound; like twice in one day.
Load More Replies...would she say the same if crashed into some one else on public road? "Why tf are you not in school/working!?"
If not, we'll be meeting up in court. And if girlfriend takes her mom's side? Her mom can keep her.
Load More Replies...My gal-pal's ex-bf put diesel in her petrol car. She paid hundreds to get it fixed. He took it out to the petrol station straight away and put diesel in it. You know the theory that, when blokes are too chicken to break up with you, they do something unforgivable . . . . .
Boss Isn’t Gonna Be Happy With That One
Must not have called the underground cable location people before they dug.
"Oh man, we are so far beyond screwed, we're going to have to hike back a week to get to the place where the totally screwed people hang out."
Rag Left In Engine After Repairs Turned To Shreds
Given how many things are left in a surgery patient after being stitched up, I'll let this one slide.
Apparently D And R Look The Same When You're Tired
My poor brother did this the day he got his driver's permit, with Mom in the car.
My dad was tired coming home from camping and forgot to remove the roof rack from the Rover. Absolutely destroyed the garage opening mechanism. He told my mom he said words he hasn't said since the army.
What's worse is not opening the garage door before backing out. Speaking for a friend.
Been there, done that. So did my son... on his first time behind the wheel of his first car.
I did that to my garage but not s much. I still could close my garage door.
Saw This House-On-Stilts Fail On My Morning Run Today
This is in Panama City Beach, FL and the 3 story house got knocked off it's foundation during an EF-3 tornado in January 2024. The house stayed wedged like this, in between it's neighbors for over a year due to legal disbutes between owners and neighbors. Same house was damaged during Hurricane Michael in 2018 and rebuilt. A judge ordered the house be demolished or face $1k fines/daily, demo was completed in Oct 2025, it no longer exists.
Started The Weekend By Popping Off My Crown While Flossing
It's a corollary of Murphy's Law that such things will always happen on the weekend.
I had a crown pop off last week. Fortunately when it happened I was sitting right in my dentist's chair getting a check-up.
Load More Replies...Not sure where you live but that's happened to me twice and it isn't expensive to glue back on. Maybe it is where you live? Now a new crown that's a different story.
"You keep doing this and we'll screww the next tooth into your skull." ~ my dentist telling me that the tooth couldn't be repaired any longer and it was time for a full dental implant. If you get a choice, a funny dentist is better than a seriously quiet one.
I am not sure if it's a full implant but after mine came off ( two times ) they put a post in anf then the cap. They left what was left of original tooth.
Load More Replies...I hate flossing my crown because of this. I got in the habit of just pulling out one end of floss for that tooth.
I use the little tiny bottle brush thingies, don't trust floss
Load More Replies...Like me and my fellow teachers: you hang on until the end of term then go down with some hideous illness on the first day of the holidays. One guy got dengue fever from a sandwich that had been left in the staffroom fridge.
Happened to me while visiting Scotland. Imagine my shock as an American when I had a temporary put on the next day for the equivalent of a whopping $35.
My front tooth crown fell off several times and had to be reglued. The last time it popped out into tall grass, and I said skrew it and shelled out for an implant.
Neighbors Removed Their Retaining Wall Without Realizing It Was Providing Support For This Other Wall, Ultimately Leading To Its Failure
No sympathy here. Hire a surveyor amd get it all worked out by professionals... idiots.
Oh, I'm sure the people responsible *were* professional idiots.
Load More Replies...Surely, there is some kind of permit required to do this type of work?
Merry Christmas! I Got An Extremely Expensive Drone And My Sister's Dog Broke It When Nobody Was Watching
Sounds like people don't watch their dogs any more than they watch their kids.
I'd watch an "Extremely Expensive Drone " like a hawk, and might be tempted to fricassee sis AND the dog.
I Baked My AirPods Along With My Choc Chip Cookies
I turned the oven on to preheat it. 3 min later I removed the oven tray to put it into the kitchen island so I could line it with cookie dough. It didn’t feel very hot, yet the AirPods that were on the kitchen island were presumably attached to it. When I opened the oven after baking for 10 min, there was an abnormal cookie.
The cookies tasted better in general - but the earbuds sounded nicer
Load More Replies...I was walking towards the wood stove with a chunk of wood in one hand, a tape measure in the other. I dropped the wood in, took a few steps, and realized I was still holding the wood. I thought the tape measure had completely vaporized but found the coil itself tightly wound in the ashes at the end of the season. Many of the numbers were still legible.
What brand of tape measure, bc it sounds very durable.
Load More Replies...Vaguely related story- I got a pair of airpods pro for Christmas one year, 4 months later, I put them through the wash accidentally... they were toast. Bought a pair of cheap earphones for 10 bucks at Walmart and I've accidentally but them through the wash 5 times. They still work.
Took This On My Way To Work, Guy Forgot To Secure His Boat To His Trailer And Stomped On The Breaks To Stop
It's a real time-saver when you wreck the boat before you even get it all the way to the water.
I always liked the one where the driver neglected to raise the landing gear on a semi trailer. Uncoupled it across a state hwy.
This is why I always put those two rear end straps in the driver side footwell. There are a lot of things happening when you pull boat out of the water and that one is easy to forget.
You Can't Park There Sir
It looks like the bottom of the tree rotted out causing it to fall over, it didn't even rip the roots out of the ground. I think the cuts are from the fire department/public works cutting it to clear the roadway. There was a pile of cut pieces out of view of the picture.
"Act of God", at least as far as US insurance companies are concerned. You won't get a penny from them. (I suppose you can always go to a church and ask the Pastor why God hated your car.)
I would demand to know which god their assessor attributed this act to.
Load More Replies...Is that a Toyota? What's the problem? It'll fire right up. Drive the free firewood home.
Shower Door Spontaneously Shattered Behind Me
That happened to the rear window of my car once. I slammed the door and a million little pieces of glass fell inside the back seat. It sounded like ice shattering.
Something similar happened to me on a job: Staying at the Watergate Hotel, opened the shower door...the entire door came away in my hand. Got upgraded to a suite, pretty d**n quick.
Microscopic air bubbles trapped in glass can expand with temperature changes and cause the glass to shatter...
Really??? Ok now I don't feel so badly. Our shower door did this and I thought it was the cleaner I used.
Load More Replies...My Shower Was Leaking So I Tried To See If I Could Fix It. I Broke It Instead
I gave up DIY because it always cost me more to get a professional in to fix my DIY than to do the original job
An Expensive Mistake... Scout 380 LXF... I Assume Pushing Seven Figures. Maybe Over
While a nice boat this is NOT 7 figures. Closer to 500k, which is honestly too much
New it probably cost 800k or more. Plenty of people that buy a boat like that will put 150k worth of outboard motors on the back. Some of the people that buy a boat like that will put 500k worth of outboard motors on the back The two on this boat could be between 60 and 160k. Of course even if it's newish, replacement cost is considerably less.
Load More Replies...Several pics showing that some people have enough money to buy pricey boats but not the smarts to know they need to operate on water and not asphalt :p
Mistakes Were Made
Looks like he sure gave it a try tho! 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Putting wet devices in rice, not that this clown did that, is a myth. There are other ways to get the fluid out.
Phone Purchased At 10:20 AM, Black Ice Got Me At 1:30 PM
I purchased it same day, currently out at school and there’s isn’t a repair place around here so I’m waiting until I go home in a couple weeks to fix it up.
Let's put a glass back on these ridiculously expensive devices people carry around all day! What could possibly go wrong?
Black ice can cause damage a lot more expensive than this. Broken hip for instance.
When I purchase a new iPhone, I ALWAYS purchase a new Otterbox at the same time. I learned my lesson years ago with my very first cell phone, which was an Ericsson brick…I dropped it and c*****d the little window. Made me mad! I still have that phone somewhere in a box but I learned to buy a case for my phone as soon as I purchased it.
Took My Expensive Knife To A Local Sharpener. This Is How It Came Back
Mac Mighty Slicer. The first photo is how it is supposed to be. Last photos are what it looks like now…
He's just used an angle grinder for that. No proper sharpening.
My parents got their oven professionally cleaned, and they did such a good job they cleaned all the numbers off the temperature dial
That's why I sharpen my own knives. I also have a Mac knife but a different style and two Japanese knives I've of owned for 20 years and I just break out the Japanese sharpening block about 4 times a year for deep sharpening and I use a small hand sized one in between for touch-ups.
Same here. I also have had to warn people how sharp they are. Everyone seems to be used to dull knives.
Load More Replies...Dump Truck Thinks Its Kool-Aid Man And Damages River Spirit Expo Center At Tulsa Fairgrounds
A guy I know who owned an excavating company told me of a time he was pulling ahead after dropping a load of gravel and "it got real bright out". Guess that's what happens when the dump body contacts an overhead power line.
My Friend Went To The Apple Store Today Because He Broke Both The Front And Back Of His iPhone XS
They told him that because of Corona, the repair service was temporarily closed. He then chose to buy the 11 Pro, which he then dropped when opening the box.
Don't get me wrong, I have an iPhone (seriously considering going back to a dumb phone though) but it's "old" and was not bought new. I don't understand the need to run out and buy a brand new one each time a model is released.
Load More Replies...My cat knocked my refurb Samsung A16 (which is old but works perfectly well) on the floor and c*****d the screen a few months ago. I just got a great new job, so I replaced it with a newer (not new) refurb for $200. It works perfectly well. I honestly don't need the latest and greatest, and, given that my cats seem to like to (try to) break my phones, I'll stick with the cheap ones. And I'm never buying any Apple product.
And from that moment on, he was forever known as Butterfingers. I’ll bet he didn’t bother to pay for insurance on this one either.
For people who don't own a computer, I understand spending the money on a phone. Just spend a few bucks more for a case. I put my phones in protective cases from the minute I buy them, but they aren't as popular as they were ten yo.
I was filming a video on my friend's 11th storey balcony and dropped her phone... It was still recording the video when we found it lodged in the lawn below. The phone was fine! (Samsung). I was sitting on the toilet and my iPhone fell out of my pocket onto the plush bathroom matt and it c*****d.
Or they are closed because they got a case of Corona and got drunk! 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...That's An Expensive Way To Start A Vacation In The Vacationland State
I think it may have been a road, several decades ago. Google Maps probably didn't get the update about is current condition.
Load More Replies...Out quadding and came upon a car and airstream parked by a lake way down an old logging road. Asked him how he got in there. Told me the week before along the road we had just come in on. There had been a major storm and our quads had difficulty. Only way in. Guessing its still there or he hired a Sikorsky.
They managed to keep the trailer behind them, that's a little bit of a win.
Guy Who Mows My Lawn Somehow Did This While Mowing
That happened to us too once. The lawn service accidentally ran over a rock and it got catapulted right through the dining room window. They paid to get it replaced.
did they have to pay or was it you "who had not cleared debree of lawn"?
Load More Replies...Just be glad the rock hit the glass and not them! My husband was mowing out at the church, ran over a piece of wire and it shot the wire out the back, through his leather boot and logged into the front of his calf right up against the bone! Lawn mowers can add some serious speed to projectiles!
That happened to my car. The local high school’s maintenance guys ran over a penny with their mower and it shattered my passenger window. I came home to a garbage bag over the window and an apologetic note instructing me to call the school so they could pay for the damage.
That's what happens when you don't pay attention to the direction of your discharge chute.
As the actress said to the bishop....
Load More Replies...Smashed A Panel Of Pre-War Glass In A Grade 2 Listed Building. I’m Doing A Job Tidying Up These Very, Very Old Sash Windows. Managed To Smash A Panel. Costly Mistake
Even if it's Grade 2 listed, you can still replace the glass. Its not difficult.
and you're allowed to put in modern safety glass, just not double glazed.
Load More Replies...I think my bf's house was painted by the same people who painted that window frame.
They use a razor blade to clean the excess paint off the glass. I know this because I used to do window cleaning for a janitorial job over 15 years ago.
Load More Replies...Today At Work, A Coworker Crashed A Trolley Full Of Plates Needed For A Function
Jet Airways Bus Accidently Hit The Belly Of Air India Flight After The Driver Reportedly Lost Control At The Wheels
This post must be nearly a decade old as Jet Airways doesn’t exist anymore (at least in my country).
2015, according to original post, so yes, you're right.
Load More Replies...Was the prop spinning? Because you'd have two very different faces being made by the driver.
Moved Into The New House And Found Out Our Toddler Broke Our 65” TV
OP "Trust me I didn’t think my husband was 100% innocent in this situation but I also saw the kick that landed the tv face down 😩"
Load More Replies...Mistakes Were Made. So Yeah. Apparently You Shouldn't Put Vanish On All The Stains
Don't feel bad. I discovered that you do not put dish soap in a dishwasher.
wayne whitson: Vanish in the UK is a stain-removing laundry additive containing an oxygen bleaching compound (and other ingredients). The issue is that the bleaching compound decomposes at some temperature over 40 Celsius, giving off gaseous oxygen, so you get this sort of thing if you use it with a 60 Celsius wash.
Load More Replies...I would run the wash cycle without detergent in order to clean the stains and rinse the excess soap out from the stain treatment, then add detergent for a second cycle for the actual cleaning of the rest of the garments.
This Is What An Expensive Mistake Looks Like. Quarter Inch Hole In Inaccessible 20 Conductor Cable
More info from OP (dots exchanged to not get hidden) "Yeah that’s about it_ I was drilling through a floor down through the ceiling of the room below it_ I was pretty sure it was just 13 inches of empty space but turns out it was really not_ This cable contained 20 smaller wires_"
That's what pipe/cable detectors were invented for.
Load More Replies...Back in the 80s, I looked in on a friend working under the front passenger seat on his car and said, "Um, Bill? That black lump you're drilling through is the computer. Run the speaker wires on the other side."
About three jobs ago, they frequently had crews come in to X-ray through the floors. For some reason, we never had an incident like this.
Worked with a carpenter who said there was nothing in the wall and then put his first nail right into a waterline.
I Just Broke A $5,000.00 Bottle Of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac At Work
I Dropped My AirPods
OP "I’d like to give an update and say that I found them! It was actually not in frame, It was in a snow pile on the left side, I had to ask my neighbor to turn off his snow blower for a minute and I used the find my app, I had to crawl around on my knees put my ear to the snow and move around in circles, pick up a pile of snow and listen, discard, pick up a pile of snow and listen, discard, Until I eventually found it lol, Also no I was not cleaning the driveway with a broom, that was for the car," (, replaced *dot* not to get hidden, thanks PB :D )
when we had out guttering redone we had a big pile of old black guttering - guess where my black earbud fell?
I Was About To Go To Bed
op "I used my dust pan to squeegee(?) it into a bunch of paper towels and tossed them in a trash bag, with my child's help_ The majority of it is cleaned, but I have a lot of details I have to deal with tomorrow_" (_ replaced to not get hidden)
The trick is to use an underscore instead of the period to not have it go hidden?
Load More Replies...This happened to me and my roommate had the bright idea to throw a bath towel on it. I had to rinse the towel in the shower forever before putting it through the wash. I had to explain to him that you can't put that much soap into a front load washer as it would shut down due to too much foam. He had no clue 🙄
honestly, I'd still go to bed. It'll be there to clean up in the morning.
What was the liquid - washing or toilet cleaning? Makes a difference to what it could do to the flooring.
Sold My iPad In Public Space At Night In Minnesotan -10 F Temperature, Turned Out It's Fake
I think the word replica on the top left should have been a hint there would be a problem
Got a replica twenty in change at a local grocery store. It felt slightly different; smooth, like a new bill but not exactly like a new bill. Thank goodness I checked it before I left the counter. Watch out for these.
At - 10F you should be able to freeze anything!
Load More Replies...My husband brings the money pen with us whenever we sell one of our arcades.
Someone was paying in cash where I work and one of the twenties felt wrong, I took a closer look and it said ‘Prop Money’ on it! I gave it back to the customer (I know I’m supposed to pass it on to the police, but I don’t think they care that much) and advised him to go back to whoever gave him the cash (a wage packet) and ask for a proper twenty pound note. I have never seen prop money before, but it does explain how they can afford to have huge suitcases full of dosh. At first glance it was convincing and it was the feel that made me look closer.
ALWAYS check the bills before giving any merchandise to anyone ESPECIALLY if they pay in 100s. also WHY IS THE GUY GIVING YOU $800 FOR AN IPAD? thats the first indicator that its a scam. no ones gonna pay over market value for a used product unless its for a scam or a money laundering scheme.
Cat Jumped Off The Samsung Serif TV And It Fell. Replacing The Frame Costs $1500
I’ve got one of these! It comes with legs, which is the only reason I bought it.
It looks like they put a regular TV plastic or metal frame.
Load More Replies...Made The Mistake Of Not Asking Market Price… $53 Per Shrimp
Happened to me in Singapore. Not that expensive, but they lost my custom for all the time I was there.
Cutting Board Exploded
Turned around after washing my hands and heard a huge crashing noise. It was my cutting board obliterating itself. I assume I cut the food too close to the burner and it got hot, then when I washed my hands with cold water it cooled down too fast. Either that or there’s a ghost that hates cutting boards.
A glass cutting board is the fastest way to dull knives. I wonder why they even exist.
The noise it makes is horrid. Only reason I can think of is that cut can go on the dishwasher?
Load More Replies...A roomba e isn't that expensive but alas it is the top post.
Load More Replies...Chinese Mining Farm - Flood Damage
I was building my son's computer during the video card shortage after waiting months for a card we gave up and basically bought one for double the price. These jerks are the reason we had to do so.
Load More Replies...My Wife Bought Me A Ceramic Oura Ring For Christmas. It Slipped Off Of My Finger In The Shower And A Huge Chunk Chipped Off On Day 1
sort of reminds me of the collars in Battle Royale (2000), these are packed with lithium instead of explosions though
Mistakes Were Made
Hospitals change the sheets after every patient in ED and triage situations.
This is not expensive. The sheets get taken of and industrially washed between every patient.
$8k Mistake. Let’s Hope I’m Not Fired
My Tesla's Horn Went Off At 4 Am For Over 20 Minutes Uncontrollably, $2000 Fix From Tesla
I hate Tesla with a passion. I'd rather buy a toy electric car from Tonka.
The burglar alarm went off at 3am in my rental house. I couldn't stop it anynway at all, even with the key. Took a hammer to it. It stopped. They tried to charge me for it, but I asked what they suggested I should have done? There was no other solution, and I felt that my neighbours would agree. We never even turned the silly thing on!
Which of these is the most expensive? The dropped satellite, the flooded fighter aircraft, the medical bill?
I would figure the satellite but, in this day, and age, it's probably the medical bill or groceries!
Load More Replies...Which of these is the most expensive? The dropped satellite, the flooded fighter aircraft, the medical bill?
I would figure the satellite but, in this day, and age, it's probably the medical bill or groceries!
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