50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Quality Humor Today

Good man!

I used to have a man do my cleaning when Bouche was a kitten. He was a large man, who wore shorts but no underwear. Because he was much heavier in the waist than the legs, there was plenty of room for dangly bits to, well, dangle. Bouche decided that the dangly bits were her personal wand toy. Oddly enough, the man never went commando in my house again!

im pretty sure they'd make a full recovery pretty quickly

Now that's being a great coworker!

I had a patient ask me how long I’ve been a male nurse. I said, “well I’ve been a nurse for 20 years and a male for 40 years.”

Revenge served cold

It use to be BMW owners that were such a hassle, now it's Tesla twats.

Sweet justice ⚖️ 🍦

*climbs up the soft can-opener and has a bite of ice cream*

Hahaha, hahaha!

“So… you’re saying the e-vite *was* an accident??” *cries in bear*

Bear says, "You're using my likeness without my permission."

Sad part is that the species of bear on the flag, the California Grizzly, went extinct in the mid-1920s.

He heard about the bear vs the man trend and figured might as well try his paw at politics 🤷🏼‍♀️

I avoid bears these days. Earlier this year a bear stole my girl, and I'm still salty about it.

BAZZINGA!!! :-)

Well at least we know that Kunal can stop talking now because a girl spoke to him.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so brilliant

Perfect response, Sarah.

Seems legit.

Astrology believers can be really annoying when I tell them I don't believe in astrology, but they keep insisting I tell them my Zodiac sign. I've resorted to telling them the wrong one so they can go all like "I KNEW IT!"

I have the nose ring and am half white so I'll tell you it's... Earth. Definitely earth

Saturn has nose rings.

I think she's on to something!

💜

I love Danny DeVito! There's not a single movie that he acted badly in. That man's a national treasure!!

I came here for a laugh, now you've made me cry.

Danny DeVito is magnificent

and such a good actor, think how different his character "Louie De Palma" in Taxi was to the real guy.

I'd support this

As the girl with the best grades but who was a terrible speaker, I endorse this fully.

Longtime high school teacher, and I would wager that the bottom-grades guy's speech might well rival the valedictorian's. Some of those flunkers are actually pretty bright, just frustrated/bored/angry/other.

And at the 20 year class reunion he will be a rock star.

Nah, the people with the worst grades were the s****y people who goofed off in class and made school miserable for those of us who actually wanted to learn in class. Give the graduation speech honors to the student right in the middle of the pack who worked hard at their studies but wasn't capable of making the top grades. I would love to hear from them and to have them have their moment in the sun, along with an honorary National Honor Sociefy membership.

Trash can count there a full sized home