We only have one planet we can live on (currently), so the Earth Day jokes we crack seem somewhat unique. Luckily, the blue dot in our universe doesn’t have feelings, so we can laugh as much as we can. An Earth Day joke is always funny — no matter how cringe it is to the listener. Since we all share this place, it’s only natural to joke about it. But what separates the more generic nature jokes from the ones that are more Earth-oriented?
While nature surrounds us everywhere, it is all thanks to the work that our Earth has put in for a million years. Planet jokes try to hit that idea with their punchlines — since we live on a flying ball of dust, we can make fun of every aspect of Earth. From the salty seas to the birds in the sky, some of the funniest jokes on Earth try to highlight the beauty of it.
With the yearly Earth Day celebrations approaching us, it might be the time to gather information about our lovely planet. And the best way to do that is through funny jokes about it. We have prepared some of the funniest jokes you can find on our planet Earth. Since there is so much to choose from, upvote the ones that cracked you up the most. On the other hand, if you have a joke of your own, share it in the comments below.
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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA.
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi.
Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?
The star fish!
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
She wanted to grow a power plant.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Hold your hand underwater until he takes notice. Should work as soon as you turn blue
Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?
The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
"How do I save energy?"
"I normally use the couch."
What is the Texas state slogan?
Oils well that ends well.
HEY it's "friendship" The motto was most likely chosen because the name of Texas or Tejas (the Spanish pronunciation of the local Indian tribe's word teyshas or thecas meaning friends or allies). Or "Remember the Alamo"
What is the best way to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
Check out their web site!
"A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what are you doing to celebrate Earth Day?" the bartender asks. "Oh, already done," the guy replies. "I sent all my work related e-mails to my recycling bin."'
Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?
Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.
Why did the Easter bunny hide?
He was a little chicken.
What did the environmentalists get when he sat down too long on a melting iceberg?
Polaroid.
What is the positive proof of Global warming?
Check the size of women’s undergarments since the 18th century.
"People sometimes wonder why "Flat-Earth Day” only comes once a year.
The scientific answer is that it occurs once every revolution that the Sun orbits the Earth."
"Us celebrating Earth Day is like an abusive spouse getting their wife flowers on Mother's Day. Its all nicely nice right now, but you know she's still getting drilled for something later."
"This Earth Day I decided I would become more environmentally concious.
So I'm starting to recycle jokes."
"Why were the climate change deniers disappointed that I got an ice cream cake for Earth Day?
Because it melted."
What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
“Wee-cyclers!”
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
None, just some tea.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
What happened to the leaf when he was caught cheating during the Earth Day quiz?
He was disqua-leaf-ied.
How does the Old tree let the others know about throwing an Earth Day party?
Through a teleafone.
How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None cause they’d rather live in the dark.
Why are Vegans increasing Global warming?
Vegans eat plants. Plants reduce CO2. CO2 causes Global warming.
Teacher: As a result of Global warming, our next generation will not be able to see tigers. So what do we do?
Student: So what? We never complain that we didn’t get to see Dinosaurs.
"Got arrested by cops for celebrating Earth Day and switching off all plugs. Shouldn't have done it in a hospital I guess."
How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?
It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What did the Alien’s report on intelligent life on Earth say?
"There is no intelligent life down there. They still believe that taxing people who produce things will lower their planet’s temperature."
