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There’s no limit to three things, as far as I know. First, the numbers after the decimal point in the value of Pi. Second, my love for donuts (give me your powdered, your glazed, your sprinkled baked masses, I’ll eat them all). And third, the dumb things that people end up saying aloud.

Oh, we’ve all said dumb things that we wish we could take back (we still cringe when we think about those awkward moments while in the shower), but some people take the cake, the stand it was sitting on, and the entire bakery. When redditor ZakLorinator asked their fellow internet users to share the dumbest things that someone has told them, they delivered a truckload of tiny reasons to lose your faith in humanity. As you scroll down, upvote the responses that made you cringe inside. And if you feel your IQ lowering, you can always read this article right over here to raise it back up again.

Bored Panda wanted to learn how to make someone aware that they're incorrect without being rude and without triggering their defense mechanism, so we reached out to researcher and award-winning social psychologist Vanessa Bohns, who is the author of the forthcoming book 'You Have More Influence Than You Think.'

"People go on the defensive when you correct them in a way that makes them think there is something fundamentally wrong with them—for example, in a way that challenges their intelligence, or whether they are a good person," Vanessa said. Read on for her other insights, dear Pandas.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It I worked at a museum and had to let a girl go because she was going around telling everyone that dinosaurs weren’t real because no animals can breathe fire. She was a law student.

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I was stumped by the phrase "had to let a girl go," until I realised that she wasn't some random visitor, but actually worked there!

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Her: “I think the law that requires you to wear a seatbelt is sooooo stupid. My body, my choice.”

Me: “Well what about your five-year-old son? You wouldn’t want to hurt him if he was riding with you, right?”

Her: (shrugs) “When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go.”

Me: “Really? That’s how you feel about that? I mean...why even look before crossing the street, if ‘When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go’?”

Her: “Actually, I usually don’t look when I cross the street.”

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It "The spork is the devil's utensil because it's the amalgamation of masculine fork and feminine spoon, trying to blur gender lines in society."

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Social psychologist Vanessa believes that the best approach is to focus on the error, not the person, so that they don't feel under attack. This is especially useful if we have to correct an authority figure or somebody that we look up to.

"It’s best to focus on the specific error, and to point it out in a way that simultaneously affirms the person’s broader positive identity, and potentially also normalizes making mistakes. For example, you could say something like, 'Some of the smartest people I know make that same mistake. I used to make it too, but then I discovered that this is actually the correct information…' That way, you can make the correction in a way that saves face for the other person," she explained.
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It I went on a date about 6 months ago with a girl who was really into astrology. I had asked if she wanted to eat at a certain restaurant and she said no because of something in her horoscope. I explained to her that some guy that works for the local newspaper wrote that, or at best some guy writes for a ton of newspapers. She got really mad and we had my favorite conversation to think about

Her: “that isn’t true only an astrologist can write horoscopes.”
Me: “it’s not like every publication has an astrologist on their payroll” Her: “it probably comes from a group of astrologists. It’s science and it’s illegal to lie about science, they would revoke that astrologist’s license” Me: “his what?”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She believes in astrology. Were you actually expecting for her to be smart?

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It I heard a person say, 'I don't want to swim in the ocean because I might get pregnant by a sperm whale.'

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sperm whales were named for spermaceti, a waxy substance that is found on their heads.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It ‘You’re twins? No you’re not. You can’t be twins if you don’t look alike. ’

Ma’am we’re fraternal.

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How we approach things when we hear somebody say something that's blatantly wrong depends on the goal that we're trying trying to achieve. Naturally, we'll do things differently if we're trying to make the speaker aware of what's actually correct and if we want the audience to know if the speaker said something incorrect or even inappropriate.

"Of course, the more publicly and bluntly we correct someone, the more face-threatening, and therefore embarrassing it is for them (and, really, for everyone involved). So, if you are primarily interested in correcting the speaker, it probably makes sense to do it in the least embarrassing way—in private, and diplomatically," Vanessa pointed out that discretion can be a virtue in this case. However, this gentler approach doesn't always fit.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It "Math isn't real. Like if I said 2+2=5 it would be true."

This was from a nursing student.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Someone said that Adam and Eve were white because they had seen pictures.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like the white Caucasian Jesus born in the middle east?

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It I sat next to a girl in bio who got 40% on our first test. She seemed quite pleased and said that now she only needed to get 40% again to have an average of 80%.

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"There are times when we want to make sure the people exposed to the speaker’s comment know it is incorrect. For simple factual errors, it probably makes sense to publicly, but politely, note the error, so that the audience is able to focus more on the substance of the correction than on how the correction was made," the social psychologist told Bored Panda.

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"However, if someone says something blatantly offensive, that’s when it can be okay to stop worrying so much about protecting the speaker’s face and saving them from embarrassment, and move towards more bluntly speaking against a statement in order to defend those who may have been offended or hurt by a comment and more forcefully ensure others won’t emulate it."
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It That I can’t be Jewish and German at the same time.

I told this girl that from my mom’s side I am Jewish (we’re not that religious though and my dad is Catholic) and that my mom was born in and is from Germany. Then she said that I and my mom can’t be German and Jewish because the Holocaust wiped every Jewish person from Germany and Europe out. Every single jewish person. I was thinking Has she never seen or heard a video from a Holocaust survivor? Bruh Also to top it all off so to say this girl was Jewish.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It My coworker asked my boss, 'Can I have Monday off? It's my anniversary.' My boss responded, 'You got married on a Monday?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha... I think if you gave him about 5 minutes, he would realise his error

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It NASA makes up everything about space in order to convince us the earth is round, so the world governments can keep the hidden civilizations at the edge of the world a secret.

Not even kidding with that, my friend 100% believes that

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Most issues that involve spilling silly verbal drivel are based on two things. The first is fairly simple—some of us (me included) speak before we think and end up sharing our unfiltered, honest opinions on things. Sometimes, those opinions can show our huge gaps in knowledge, as well as the importance of slowing down.

The solution to this is simple (i.e. simple but not easy because it requires a bit of soul-searching): teach yourself to have more patience. Relax. Think. Listen. Don’t rush to open your mouth. The second aspect, however, is much more complex and harder to tackle because it’s all to do with a lack of education. And that particular puzzle takes a while to solve.

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The keys to educating yourself and filling in knowledge blindspots are dedicating the time needed to actually learn something new and keeping your mind open to new information. You really can’t learn something new that you think you know, so a certain level of humility (while still staying scientifically skeptical of everything) is always a plus.
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It A girl in my eighth grade geology class once said that the oceans were so polluted because the dirty animals wash themselves in it.

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If you start thinking about what animals do in the oceans, washing themselves wouldn't worry me all that much compared to... you know

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Overheard some lady saying her daughter isn't allowed to watch youtube any more because thats how people track you. She got this information from facebook.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mom bans youtube because its a "waste of time" well its the only thing that keeps me going

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It It was night at summer camp and when I turned on a flashlight during a storm this guy started yelling at me to shut it off because, apparently, light attracts lightning.

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Some knowledge blindspots will go away when you start engaging in new activities, whether it’s reading new books, watching unseen movies that you’d never even glance at before, or even meeting interesting people outside of your social circle.

At the end of the day, it all comes down to having the right attitude. Staying curious, driven, and open-minded is one thing, but you also have to embrace the possibility of failure. And not just failure—embarrassment, too. Anything worth doing or worth learning will inevitably mean that you may find yourself getting embarrassed because you might lack knowledge. But if you learn to use that feeling to your advantage, you can pretty much be unstoppable.
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It The TA for one of my classes in college said his parents didn't let him watch Veggie Tales as a kid because 'vegetables aren't supposed to have souls.'

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It My friend said, 'You're trying to tell me that our sun is a star? What are all those other things?' I proceed to show her an observable universe’s size comparison video. She said, 'Humans can’t look that far, I can’t even see the moon sometimes.'

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Someone said that birds are mammals because they have meat.

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Earlier, I spoke about with researcher Vanessa about embarrassing knowledge blindspots,. "We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa told Bored Panda.

"Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” she shared.
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Watching a sunset on the ocean one day when a late teens person asked me why the ocean doesn't put the sun's fire out.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It a girl once told me she was a Vegan... But due to her medical condition she was required to eat meat which she did.. but still considered herself a Vegan.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It A girl from Florida once told me 'because Australia is upside down, left is right and right is left'. I am Australian and told her she was right and not many people know that!

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Fun fact: When I went to Australia, I was surprised and delighted to realize that the moon is mirror-inverted compared to European perspective.

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Embarrassment, fortunately, has its positive aspects. If we embrace it, we’ll be better liked than if we try to pretend that nothing shameful happened or that we didn’t make a mistake. That works when we say something incredibly dumb, too.

“One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa explained.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It That rabbits come from eggs.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes because the easter bunny hides eggs on easter therefore they come from eggs

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Someone told me the South Pole is hot because it's the south.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It I was walking in a very popular, touristy park in the city I live in. There is a totem pole at the edge of the park that is very nice. While walking past I was asked by someone "Where can I buy seeds to grow one of these trees?" (person points to the totem pole) I said "It's a totem pole... They're carved from a tree. You can't grow them yourself." The person was flabbergasted.

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“So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” the expert highlighted that, in a very meta way, we shouldn’t ever be embarrassed about being embarrassed.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It “Do you guys ride horses to school?”

I’m from Houston... apparently my friend from New York thought all Texans had horses

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It There was a kid at my school who said his mom didn’t let him watch SpongeBob because she 'didn’t want the gay spirits in the house.' A few years later, he told everyone he was a furry so I don't know what changed over that time.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It My ex wife (wife at the time) came home late, said she had a flat tire and that her and her girlfriend were able to put the spare on (I taught her that) then she said there was something she didn't understand. She said she saw a screw in the tire and wanted to know that if the screw was in the top of the tire, why was the bottom flat.

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“The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect that embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in."
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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It An ex tried telling me that his therapist assured him that it was MY sole responsibility to remain in a relationship with him to keep his sanity in check.....i obviously disagreed. Im not your personal prescription.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It That the biggest number was 1,000

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It A friend in high school told me he didn’t take the SAT because he heard it’s easier the second time.

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I don't think that anytime soon will be easy for him to take the SAT

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But what about you, dear Pandas? What's the dumbest thing that you've ever heard anyone say aloud, ever? What do you think the best way to react to idiotic statements is? Should we ignore them completely or should we confront them? Diplomatically? Head-on? Not at all? Share your thoughts below.

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me: it's unfortunate that it's cloudy tonight, so we can't see the stars.

friend: "ohhhh, so THAT'S why you don't see the stars sometimes"

Apparently she thought only some nights were starry because of the Earth's rotation or something.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Someone told me that John Lennon was, in fact, the first president to be assassinated.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no john lennon was the first lemon to be eaten everybody knows that

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It That the post office doesnt ship mail to the Netherlands because you can't send physical mail to Hell. Just wanted to mail a postcard to my family in Eindhoven.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schools should replace the pledge of allegiance or national anthems with that episode of the animaniacs (Yakko's world song)

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A teacher told me (and the rest of my class) the Earth was flat something like 25 years ago when I was in high school.

I had never heard of a flat earther at that time and I remember thinking how much of an idiot the person was and questioning with my classmates how that person was supposed to teach us anything.

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Some 40 years ago my female English teacher sometimes told us jokes and one of them was "there are only 2 universal truths: 1. men are smarter than woman and 2. the earth is flat." At that time it was a good joke but meanwhile, I have actually heard people talking about the earth being flat and I doubt she would tell that joke again.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It "Why are people Canadian?"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, if more people WERE Canadian, we'd all be treated more nicely

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It My step sister told me we should see the PG-13 movie because PG meant 'pretty good.

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Someone once told me they saved the internet on a floppy disk. They actually saved their dial up connection shortcut, but they truly were convinced that it contained the whole internet.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It Someone once asked me, 'When is 9/11 again?' I didn't know if they were joking or not so I laughed. They were serious.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they got the dates mixed up because Americans write it differently..? Idk, sorry.

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Someone pointed at my glucose monitoring device and asked, 'Do you have diabetes in your arm or is it in your stomach?

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It The root word of infant was "infinite", therefore, infants have infinite wisdom.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*promptly tries to decode a babies incomprehensible babbling*

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My friend thought

New Jersey was tropical and warm year round

Hot dogs were made from stray dogs

Tupac killed bob Marley

Elephant ear from the fair we’re real elephants

When John McCain died she told everyone in government class that joe Biden just died

Among many others

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It 'It's not an MLM, you have to pay for those and they are illegal... I only paid £50 to get started'

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She didn’t tell me but her daughter. A little girl asked her mother why the polar bears wouldn’t go in the water. We were at the zoo and it was a sunny day about 50degrees outside.

The mother responded. “Because it too cold for them honey”.

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That direction can’t be north because it’s diagonal and north has to be in a straight line. What?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amount of people who can't understand this is astonishing!

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A friend heard somewhere Mr Roger's was a sniper and he got a new tattoo for every kill. That is why he wore a sweater.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is sad.....I always thought he was so nice. I guess you just never know.

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Me, a Deli Clerk: "Would you like a slice of cheese, sir?"

Said Sir: "No thanks; I'm driving."

Wat.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, perhaps dairy causes him to have diarrhea, which is not good for someone driving.

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This guy I know told me that he honestly thought Jesus was attached to the cross with a staple gun.

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45 Of The Dumbest Things People Said Without Even Realizing It “Pumpkins aren’t natural, because they last too long”

I then explained the concept of skin and how long jack-o-lanterns last compared to an unbroken pumpkin, and you should should have seen the look on her face

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well pumpkins are not completely natural...they are domesticated plants and are very different from their ancient ansestors...so in a way, she is right

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#49

My Dad once told me that shooting stars are caused by global warming.

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#50

"Can I get it medium-well?"

After ordering a chicken sandwich

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#51

"How can people believe in evolution when men have less ribs than women?!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just for clarity, men and women have the same number of ribs. I remember being taught they had a different number at school (although not by the biology teacher)!

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#52

Are the Greeks from Ireland?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, we're from Fireland, because it's pretty hot in the summer

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#53

My slightly insane boss said that she can’t drinking water without a drop of orange juice because it ‘breaks the water down’. It had to be orange juice as well, not orange squash!

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#54

im half asian so i got asked once "do you guys have birds in x country?"

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#55

"Sour isn't a taste."

What?

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#56

While jogging with my friend in the morning they said, 'I am so slim because I follow a diet of hydrocarbons that my doctor recommended me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s true though, before I started eating hydrocarbons, I was overweight.

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#57

"Calories don't matter."

This was said to me by a co-worker after I told them I lost over 70lbs by, you guessed it, counting calories.

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#58

10 or so years ago when I was arguing over the pronunciation of a word with my brother, he told me "the dictionary is wrong!"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that stupid. For example, my dictionary says that bath and hearth rhyme; they might rhyme for people in the south of the UK, but not for northerners. I imagine US and other dictionaries have similar issues: they are attuned to only one accent, so are 'wrong' for some of us.

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Alaska was an island

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