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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

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Cursed Bears

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

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Cursed_organs

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We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

"I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

"It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed_percentage

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#4

Cursed_lapdance

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Cursed_sleep

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The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

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"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

#6

Cursed_sport

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be at least one random non-athlete in each event, just to shut up everyone at home yelling at the tv that they’d be so much better at it.

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"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

"It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

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Cursed_family

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Cursed Afterlife

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But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

"Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

"We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

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Cursed_suicide

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For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

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The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

"Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

#26

Cursed Countries

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#29

Cursed Rolex Advice

Cursed Rolex Advice

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Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

#30

Cursed Dad

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Hydroboi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing he planted those because he foresaw that we would be like zombies because of covid.

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#31

Cursed_tattoo

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#33

Cursed_fish

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what we've been doing wrong then!! Girls don't fake orgasms if you don't plan to swim off afterwards!!

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#34

Cursed_alliance

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#36

Cursed Eau De Toilette

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#38

Cursed Birthday Party

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Do you hear that knocking?" "Ignore it, they'll soon stop."

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever did the makeup was brilliant. They almost look like they're still alive.

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last thing I want to hear at my birthday is what was said at my grandma's funeral, "Cybermerlin2000! Put her pants back on and get out of the coffin now! You are holding up the cremation!"

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Zero
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(complicated setup, but this eulogy was made with of a living friend in the audience) "Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead. What a wonderful thing it would be to visit your own funeral. To sit at the front and hear what was said, maybe say a few things yourself. Michael and I grew old together. But at times, when we laughed, we grew young. If he was here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man, and thank him for being a friend. " - From Waking Ned Devine, an amazing movie if you've never seen it

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Kay blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lovely to see you again, if only it were for a happier occasion.

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T5n
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“The coroner did a great job on your makeup. You almost look alive.”

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Lori
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My condolences", at grandma's birthday, seems pretty cheeky to me.

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Troy Hancock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my funeral i want to have a gif of me drowning while the shapes theme plays in the background 'me struggling to breathe,' 'POP IT TWIST IT,'

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least sing the Stevie Wonder version instead of that pathetic dirge. I really hate it.

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Dana McCall
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They did a great job with the makeup. He looks so life-like."

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steven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what gets me is that every person who dies is always lauded as a saint. Sorry, but some people are a$$holes and the world is a better place without them

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SCamp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god, what a simultaneously brilliant and awful idea.

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Oerff On Tour
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what they say at weddings should be said at funerals. "WHO'S NEXT? "

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'm so sorry for your loss" - as they wave goodbye to their 20s/30s/40s/50s/60s

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Dani Pret
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed so much. This will be my new joke I tell people

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ohjojo (you/your's)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was so good in bed. But so was his roommate. That's why I slept with both of them

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#41

Cursed_vegetative State

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never assume someone either can’t hear you or won’t hear about it later.

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#43

Cursed_andy

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#45

Cursed_s**t

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post

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#47

Cursed Porn

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oooooh," kermit moaned "ooooh stick that sexy hand of yours further,"

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#48

Cursed_twitter

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best graffiti I saw was "Jumping Dave is gay". No idea who he was, why he got the name Jumping Dave, no idea if he was gay or not. But is sounds like a Netflix drama we deserve.

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#49

Cursed Cup .

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.

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#50

Cursed Fox

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#52

Cursed_superman

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up

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#64

Cursed Toilet Snack

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"

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#68

Cursed_watch

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cybermerlin2000
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down

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#72

Cursed_mask

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walking with a glass of water on the street and taking sips at random times

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#75

Cursed_dare

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She might want to have another little talk with Andy, because I really hope she’s already tried at least once.

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#76

Cursed_wank

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haaaahaha, *cough*. I was sipping coffee when I read this. OMG this is hilarious.

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#78

Cursed_bullying

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#79

Cursed Family

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same thing happened to my uncle. He didn't have cats, but he did have three children under the age of six.

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Cursed_source Of Money

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#83

Cursed Spiderman

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is Aunt May getting sexier and sexier with every new Spiderman? In the next reboot she will be a nymphomaniac stripper and marital aids enthusiast.

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#84

Cursed_dana

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#85

Cursed Work Avoidance

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Rabbit Carrot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.

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#86

Cursed_tent

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#89

Cursed Country

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Florence
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i swear to god. stop censoring suicide. it’s a word and it needs to be more publicly talked about so people who have suicidal thoughts know how to get help

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#91

Cursed_can_size

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#92

Cursed Kindness

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Elisabet Larsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

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#93

Cursed_diarrhea

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#102

Cursed_twins

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#104

Cursed Break-Up

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#108

Cursed_proteinshake

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#110

Cursed_bidet

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not the direction I thought it would go and now I want to burn my retinas.

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#111

Cursed_voice Acting

Cursed_voice Acting

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#112

Cursed_dragon

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#113

Cursed_crow

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#116

Cursed_friggin Furries

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Lakota Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…

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#120

Cursed_friend

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#122

Cursed Italian Wins The Football Final Banter War

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#128

Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here

Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here

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