Why would Pewdiepie call a far corner of the internet known by the title “Cursed Comments” "the very worst subreddit” out there, I wonder? Surely there should be many more reckless and vicious subreddits that refuse to abide by the rules of common sense.
Well, seemingly innocent at first glance, the subreddit Cursed Comments owns its name 100 percent. Why? Because, as the community’s description says, it serves a collection of “comments that strike the reader into oblivion, while leaving you speechless at the same time.”
Sometimes, it’s the blatant gruesomeness, other times it’s pure incomprehension, sometimes it’s sheer absurdity, other cases it’s all ensued hilarity. After all, it’s a reflection of all the communication happening out in the virtual wild west. Nothing is sacred, everything is kinda meme-like.
So we picked out some of the most ‘srsly?’ and ‘im outta here’ comments as shared by a whopping 2.7 million cursed members in the group. In the end, we are all more or less cursed, it’s just that the cursed ones already know it.
Psst! More cursed comments await in our previous posts here and here.
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Cursed_buisness Meeting
What if you're going to hang yourself at the business meeting?
Cursed_pocket
We kinda have to put our phones in our back pockets because our pants don't have real pockets in the front.
Cursed_carrot
Cursed_mask
Cursed_brother
I can touch type - assuming all he did was switch the plastic keys and not mess with the wiring underneath, pressing A would still being up Q (assuming a QWERTY keyboard was the original). I'd just type him a nice, long email, while occasionally making and holding eye contact to show how unphased I am by his prank.
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what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
There is a name for that, no? Hippocampus?
thank you. I was trying to remember that!
Actually, the hippocampus is the brain regulating memory. Or are you funning with us?
Do you know about homonyms? Hippocampus is the name for both the mythological creature and the brain structure. It is also the name of a genre of seahorses. The origin of the name of the brain structure comes from the shape similarity between that part and a seahorse. Seahorses are named after the mythological creature.
Do you know about manners? I'd appreciate that answer a hell of a lot more if it didn't start with "Do you know about homonyms?".
Isn't that a seahorse?
The name of the seahorse comes from the mythical creature afaik
Like a seahorse?
The name of the seahorse comes from the mythical creature afaik
a centaur has 6 limbs and is therefore an insect
My ethology teacher gave us a speech once about how Pegasus couldn’t exist because they had six limbs and vertebrates only have four. Apparently that is what makes the creature “impossible” and not the fact that it’s a f*****g flying horse...
That won't work, because the human halves of both creatures are the upper body. You don't want a baby with two upper bodies attached to each other, it is like CatDog but then humans.
Does CatDog poo out of each other's mouths or how does that work
I thought catdog too
One fine day with a neigh and a blub a baby was born and it caused a hubbub No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog, just a human-human little BabyBaby BabyBaby, BabyBaby, alone in the world was a little BabyBaby A lunatic child and a frustrated guy opposite this and opposite that Internal struggle for two-in-one brothers Scratchin' and bitin' and lovin' each other BabyBaby, BabyBaby, nothin' in the world like a little BabyBaby
yeah but what if *absorbs more autism for power* a human and a dragon had a baby and the child got really mad and destroyed humanity
Which one would provide human legs exactly? Explain how that could possibly work
i always like these posts
Same! I’m still giggling from some of them.
I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
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Thank you for what? No one from this site posted any of this. It's all ripped off from Reddit. It does say that in what passes for an article. This is how this site works.
what if a centaur and a mermaid have a baby and the baby gets the human half of both and is now just some random person
then theres a half fish half horse. id hope the horse end is on top, but the alternative isnt too bad
There is a name for that, no? Hippocampus?
thank you. I was trying to remember that!
Actually, the hippocampus is the brain regulating memory. Or are you funning with us?
Do you know about homonyms? Hippocampus is the name for both the mythological creature and the brain structure. It is also the name of a genre of seahorses. The origin of the name of the brain structure comes from the shape similarity between that part and a seahorse. Seahorses are named after the mythological creature.
Do you know about manners? I'd appreciate that answer a hell of a lot more if it didn't start with "Do you know about homonyms?".
Isn't that a seahorse?
The name of the seahorse comes from the mythical creature afaik
Like a seahorse?
The name of the seahorse comes from the mythical creature afaik
a centaur has 6 limbs and is therefore an insect
My ethology teacher gave us a speech once about how Pegasus couldn’t exist because they had six limbs and vertebrates only have four. Apparently that is what makes the creature “impossible” and not the fact that it’s a f*****g flying horse...
That won't work, because the human halves of both creatures are the upper body. You don't want a baby with two upper bodies attached to each other, it is like CatDog but then humans.
Does CatDog poo out of each other's mouths or how does that work
I thought catdog too
One fine day with a neigh and a blub a baby was born and it caused a hubbub No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog, just a human-human little BabyBaby BabyBaby, BabyBaby, alone in the world was a little BabyBaby A lunatic child and a frustrated guy opposite this and opposite that Internal struggle for two-in-one brothers Scratchin' and bitin' and lovin' each other BabyBaby, BabyBaby, nothin' in the world like a little BabyBaby
yeah but what if *absorbs more autism for power* a human and a dragon had a baby and the child got really mad and destroyed humanity
Which one would provide human legs exactly? Explain how that could possibly work
i always like these posts
Same! I’m still giggling from some of them.
I have laughed out loud more today than I have in a while, thank you pandas!
Couldn't agree more, this is why I love visiting this page while at work 😆
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Thank you for what? No one from this site posted any of this. It's all ripped off from Reddit. It does say that in what passes for an article. This is how this site works.