People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones That Made Them Laugh Then Cry This Week
Coronavirus is continuing to spread across the world with more than 18 million confirmed cases in 188 countries. At the same time, however, the jokes mocking it are making their way around the globe just as fast. People on social media continue to roast the pandemic and by now, it's obvious that the savage jokes are here to stay. Until the vaccine, at least.
Bored Panda handpicked the best viral posts about COVID-19 from last week and after you're done scrolling through them, check out our previous lists here, here, and here.
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As the number of deaths due to COVID-19 continues to climb, the world is eagerly waiting for a vaccine.
A leading pandemic adviser to the UK government has suggested that a vaccine against the coronavirus will be available in 2020 and 2021.
"In the last seven months since I have been involved, the progress is absolutely staggering and there are now first-generation vaccines," Sir Jeremy Farrar, the director of health research charity Wellcome Trust, told the BBC's HARDtalk program. "There’s probably five or six of them - from the US, from Europe, from China, from Russia - that are becoming available."
Despite the optimism, he also urged caution, saying the first generation of vaccines wouldn't solve everything.
Meanwhile, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of the World Health Organization, said at a news briefing that there was "no silver bullet at the moment - and there might never be".
Mr. Tedros advised people around the world to comply with measures such as social distancing, hand-washing and mask-wearing, saying: "Do it all."
"A number of vaccines are now in phase 3 clinical trials, and we all hope to have a number of effective vaccines that can help prevent people from infection," he said. "However, there is no silver bullet at the moment, and there might never be. For now, stopping outbreaks comes down to the basics of public health and disease control: testing, isolating and treating patients, and tracing and quarantining their contacts."
So it looks like our safety still depends a lot on our own efforts. And memes, of course.
BMW drivers have abandoned the use of indicators a long time ago, the rebels...
Dant hate so harddddd you should know we are coming over lol.
Load More Replies...If your stop sign is working than me not using mine shouldn't affect you.
I'd assume you're a woman so I'm sure that's how you drove prior to all this...
Yep! And when you kill a family of 4 with a brutal accident where the father has been impaled through the head with a bar from the interior of his dash board, the mother suffocated in her airbag with glass in every inch of her poor, crippled body, the oldest son will have died from the damage to his brain, spine, nerves, ect. from breaking his neck, as though Cato from district 1 snapped that boy's neck, when their car was launched in the air and landed upside down then rolled around several times, and their newborn daughter didn't stand a chance for you hit the side she was on, come talk to me. I'll gladly whip your a*s until you realize that you're a heartless m**********r then you can go to rehab for the rest of your life whilst I visit you every other day giving you the same merciless lecture! Trust me! I'll do it for the rest of your life for I'm way younger than you sweetheart!
Heh, Heh, This really does typify a US American - not all of them, just the stupid ones!
Makes about as much sense as some of the idiots out there. Good one.
Unfortunately that seems to hold true for the stop signs at the local corner - I'm waiting for the big one cause it's coming....and it will be epic..some of those SUVs are doing an easy 50
It's odd how a whole genre has suddenly changed from action movies to satire movies. I'll never see an old American pandemic movie without laughing myself silly.
Yes, in these days you have to post [Start Joke] ----- post joke ----- [End Joke] followed by the disclaimer that this was a joke, that it didn't actually happen and that there's no way that that could have ever happened or is likely to happen now or in the future.
Between Google and Alexa I have no secrets. One of you knows if I've just farted. Honestly, I wouldn't waste your money on a chip too.
This. Why would the government (or Bill Gates) bother forcing a chip into your body ? You already BOUGHT a tracking device that you carry all the time and everywhere, including the bathroom and your bed.
Does she have sticky tape on her nails to look like she got her nails done xD
My niece once asked me for a kiss. "Sure, sweetie." Two inches from my face she open mouthed coughs on me.
No its not, welcome to the right to refuse, which every business in the U.S. has.
1. If the ship is sinking why is the band still playing? 2. I can't be sinking, I'm sitting here on the stern 150 feet above the sea. 3. This ship is unsinkable. I read it in the brochure. Fake media!!! 4. It's a hoax, made up by the sailors.
No it’s horrible for us too. We don’t like people, that doesn’t mean we don’t do stuff. Like go to restaurants, make money, go on vacation, chill with people we can actually tolerate.
Maybe the picture is off and they are standing in a tetrahedron formation.
except now they're saying (and it makes sense) that anything with a valve or vent renders the mask useless, because it doesn't block the particles from coming out or going in, so lawful neutral needs to be shuffled down to the evil level
Stand your ground law: Under certain circumstances, individuals can use deadly force to defend themselves.
NZ has closed its borders to tourists, and is imposing mandatory supervised quarantine on everyone coming in.
Correction: Trump ate everybody's marshmallows and then never explained the rules. (Edit: errant apostrophe)
Load More Replies...Ultimately the problem can be solved by two things - people being responsible (and isolating if there's an outside chance they have it) and governments not prioritising the economy over human life.
You're asking for the universe on a stick there!
Load More Replies...My "friend" was going to do this.I explained it defeats the purpose....She complained it makes her face sweat...I explained so will a ventilator (i am an ICU nurse) She refuses to wear a mask in my car. I no longer take her places. That's bad news for her. She doesn't drive. My car my rules.
Do you guys have any experience on where to buy (reusable) masks? Amazon and ebay have plenty, but most seem to be against dust/ pollution, which is hardly the same
reusable cloth masks keep your spittle in, which protects people around you from you. They're not designed to protect you from a virus itself. This matters because if everyone wears a cloth mask when out in public, there's much less of a chance of anyone infecting anyone else.
Load More Replies...too bad we had to have that FAKE election. not only doe we have covid all over our country, we have dementia running it.
Dr.ALUDA God will continue to bless you more abundantly, for the good works you are doing in peoples life, I will keep on writing and posting testimonies about you on the Internet, I was an (HPV and Herpes virus) patient, I saw a blog on how Dr. ALUDA cured someone, I contacted him via email @ draludaharbalhome@gmail.com and also got my healing
Shall we talk about neo-fascism in Hungary then?
Load More Replies...I can guarantee a sheep is more useful to the world than one Joseph Smith.
Load More Replies...Correction: Trump ate everybody's marshmallows and then never explained the rules. (Edit: errant apostrophe)
Load More Replies...Ultimately the problem can be solved by two things - people being responsible (and isolating if there's an outside chance they have it) and governments not prioritising the economy over human life.
You're asking for the universe on a stick there!
Load More Replies...My "friend" was going to do this.I explained it defeats the purpose....She complained it makes her face sweat...I explained so will a ventilator (i am an ICU nurse) She refuses to wear a mask in my car. I no longer take her places. That's bad news for her. She doesn't drive. My car my rules.
Do you guys have any experience on where to buy (reusable) masks? Amazon and ebay have plenty, but most seem to be against dust/ pollution, which is hardly the same
reusable cloth masks keep your spittle in, which protects people around you from you. They're not designed to protect you from a virus itself. This matters because if everyone wears a cloth mask when out in public, there's much less of a chance of anyone infecting anyone else.
Load More Replies...too bad we had to have that FAKE election. not only doe we have covid all over our country, we have dementia running it.
Dr.ALUDA God will continue to bless you more abundantly, for the good works you are doing in peoples life, I will keep on writing and posting testimonies about you on the Internet, I was an (HPV and Herpes virus) patient, I saw a blog on how Dr. ALUDA cured someone, I contacted him via email @ draludaharbalhome@gmail.com and also got my healing
Shall we talk about neo-fascism in Hungary then?
Load More Replies...I can guarantee a sheep is more useful to the world than one Joseph Smith.
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