40 Of The Most Savage Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Then Cry (New Pics)

Did her name start with a 'K' and end with 'aren'?

Indeed. This should be higher too!

rofl

All the Karens are so offended. "You can't be rude to me!!! I'm only allowed to be rude to you!!"

Wussy whining cry babies. We ALL hate wearing masks but we do it because it stops unknowingly sick people from spreading germs on everything and making germs harder to avoid.

Amen.

Not a nice answer but an understandable one. Being nice doesn't always work.

Children are monsters. I mean, look at what happens when one never grows up, and becomes POTUS?

There's an open letter from rich people asking their government to let them pay more taxes. https://en.mercopress.com/2019/06/25/in-an-open-letter-us-super-rich-want-to-pay-higher-taxes. NOTE: "The letter pointed out that fellow billionaire Warren Buffett has said he is taxed at a lower rate than his secretary."

Haha, Love this mirror sign.

Don't forget the KKK masks! When it's in the name of racism masks are fine

They don't go to hospitals but social media instead. Social media site are still the best address to treat your injured ego.

This is so true!

Big words only make you think you sound smarter.

Because Jezebel is condemned in the Bible, but plagues are sanctioned, by God. Duh 🙄

My view is that the American public has been conditioned (or brainwashed, it basically amounts to the same) to respond emotionally to political questions. This makes it easy to influence them in order to keep them occupied with emotionally laden issues, abortion being one example, while the ultrarich and the powerful mega-corporations quietly go about their business. Trump was/is a weirdo made-in-heaven president for them, a true master at distraction as he is.

Bad eggs, the lot of 'em.

yep :(

Aren't they the ones that are usually against free access to safe abortions, too? And for capital punishment? And against free high-quality education for all? How about that?

Youch

The struggle is real

/sarcasm = on/ We're not ignoring doctors and scientists, we're just saying that they don't know anything compared to that random strange dude on the internet that never left his cellar but knows all about 5G radiation, vaccinating mind controlling chips into our body and how masks are meant to shut us up. /sarcasm = off/

ohh so that's why they called the police on me the other day

At the end we all will be fat and hairy.

And we all know that almost all bank robberies go wrong because they usually faint before they get to the end of "Put the money in the ..." Several scientific studies have shown that an alarming amount of bank robbers have early-onset dementia because of a repeated lack of oxygen while practicing in front of the mirror. NO! Do Not Quote Me On That!

The Pandemic Team was created after the Ebola crisis. In other words, when politicians finally realized just how much modern global trade and travel contribute to diseases spreading worldwide before we even realize it. They understood how keeping an eye on rising disease spread, using reliably reported data to track them, statistics to predict potential paths of the spread, and sending trained professionals to help contain it, can help us either prevent—-or at least prepare for—-possible global outbreaks, since prevention is our best protection, especially if the disease has no cure/vaccine. You know, like COVID-19.

Each person has the right to a posthumous Darwin-Award.

Dude. Don't confuse the covidiots with facts. It doesn't work. -from a retired teacher

Backfired!!

me 😥

LOL This is hilarious... they think it will be over by December? XD

Such an adorable dog!

I think this is stylish.

I bet he wishes he worked in an air conditioned building.

Y'aint gonna take my rights away and tell me what to wear in space!!!

Hey, we can't get to salons for a wax. Masks are cool!

That's the thing that all your smarts were stored on ! Put it back cause it already shows !

And that is why you are still around to shout your well-functioning lungs out, come next summer!

Influenza... the predecessor of Corona. Where they've been, Corona follows.

My husband is British, and has continually considered, then put off, going for US citizenship. Used to bother me, but now I’m glad. I sponsored him to come here, now he can sponsor me to go with him to Canada if our last chance to fix this mess we’ve been dropped in is totally flushed down the toilet in November.

He's also honest.

That's pretty close to biological warfare.

Social distancing text edition

Also, don't touch your face.

Presidential plan: Let's stop testing for Covid. There will be no new cases and some day it will just have been disappeared. Even my son in law says so.

I love their facial expressions XD

History says at least a year, probably two. Three if we continue being as foolhardy as we already have been. Just look up the 1918 Spanish Influenza and 1969 Hong Kong Flu to see how long they stuck around, how many times they mutated and started spreading around the world again, and how they finally abated all those years later.

I’ve always chosen Mileena, so I guess I’m sticking with that bad b***h 👊🏼

WUTANG? A good one.

Because Trump still doesn't fully believe in the virus, he certainly believes in protecting slave owner statues, and remember he's also "the least racist person you've ever met"

Ain't no darn virubug getting in my face Cletus. Ha! This'll learn em

at the end, the main actor will fistfight the virus in an epic final battle and they will end the movie with a dance

Bless Nickleback for playing their part in fighting this virus.

This sound like Jurassic Park after some carnivorous dinosaurs have escaped.

hmmm...maybe I could use this...

They were just normal guys hanging out when all this started

perhaps the American's could vote for a president who ensures health care for all...

I still would rather trust a rough estimation by a doctor more than the wishful thinking of a politician.

not gonna lie i heard price saying all these XD LMAO

I’d just Stay The F**k Home™ until the rona is gone. Screaming is part of the fun.

It’s still being said, just between gritted teeth...

The land of the free? With a dictator ruling by decree? It would be soooo funny if it was not so scary.

Gary Oldwoman?

the balloon....

my mask works but your brain no

They forgot to increase the bellies.

That's as close to a holiday pool as I'm gonna get this year

Pretty talented staff yet faraway from their skill set