The coronavirus pandemic is still working its way around the world but loads of countries are loosening lockdown regulations, so we’re stuck in a weird and confusing situation (we blame 2020). In times like these, a dose of good humor is great for recharging your batteries—laughter helps us see the positives in tough situations like the one we’re in now.
We want to keep your spirits up and to boost your mood this week, so Bored Panda has collected the freshest and funniest coronavirus jokes. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments which jokes you loved the most and why. We’re huge fans of the corona jokes that people made during the quarantine, so be sure to check our previous posts here, here, and here. Now that’s a lot of jokes!
There are 3 camps of people when you ask whether it’s okay to make coronavirus jokes. There are those who think that comedy is incredibly important during difficult times. There are those who think that we shouldn’t joke about sensitive topics. Lastly, there are those in the middle who believe that humor has a place during the pandemic but that we shouldn’t overstep our bounds. But what do comedy professionals and experts have to say about this? Scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with comedy writer and comedian Ariane Sherine.
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Or Who Think Mild Inconvenience Is Same As Suffering
*boom*
"Much very good information"? All those Nigerian Prince's emails had better English.
That Analogy Is Perfect
"I think it’s essential to joke about coronavirus because humor is a release mechanism to help us cope during dark times," Ariane told Bored Panda.
"Shared humor also helps us bond with one another. Lockdown would be very gloomy indeed if we couldn’t laugh about our predicament!" she added.
Ariane also told us that her go-to funny movie during the lockdown is 13 Going on 30 (released in 2004 and starring Jennifer Garner). "It’s really heartwarming and the Thriller scene is hilarious. It always lifts my spirits when I’m feeling low," the comedy writer said.
Still Waits
Literally Just This One Thing
Why We Get So Mad About Antivaxxers And Corona Conspiracy-Theorists
Meanwhile, according to Dr. Peter McGraw who heads the University of Colorado Boulder’s Humor Research Lab, if we’re constantly plugged into the newsfeed and frantically search for the latest breaking news about the virus, this just increases the scariness of the pandemic.
“A bit of comedy—whether it be through your Instagram feed, through a Netflix comedy special, or calling up your friend who's pretty good at making jokes in the face of tragedy—is not only a good way to distract yourself from what's going on, but it's also a good way to delight yourself,” Dr. McGraw said. So we shouldn’t feel guilty for laughing. After all, the alternative is to be in a constant state of low-key panic. And that’s not helping anybody: not your family, not your friends, and least of all you.
McGraw stressed that social media “is a mess” during the lockdown, so it’s best to unplug and unwind. Preferably, with a bunch of funny movies, comedy stand-up shows, and books that make you chuckle. “Take a little bit of a break. You certainly deserve it."
Found At A Park In Brooklyn, NYC
I wonder why anyone wouldn't like Jim Carrey? He was very good as "The Mask"
Five Minutes
Truth About Introverts
No Mask, No Service.
Wait, so this guy is asking to see a medical professional, whilst totally disregarding the advice of medical professionals? I am so very confused.
2020
Makes Sense
Ok but fun fact, panda's have one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom! Also they are the cutest in the animal kingdom!
Why Haven't The Priests And Pastors Of America Saved Us Yet? God Is Supposedly "Powerful "
Also why didn’t psychics step in before this pandemic actually became a pandemic or where to find missing people etc. Wait I know why, because it is all a load of hogwash.
Mamma Mia!
People Are Like
I went to thrift stores regularly. Cashiers all had their horror stories. Several told me of pooping in dressing rooms. And urinating on a pile of clothes they didn't want. And someone using a random shirt sleeve (hanging on rack) to blow their nose. People are gross.
Load More Replies...I saw this posted on facebook and apparently the answer is yes, as well as disposing of dirty diapers and feminine hygiene products there as well
Load More Replies...They don't just do it in dressing rooms. When I worked at a movie theater, we had a guest sit on the edge of a seat, drop a soft load, wipe himself on the cloth seat, dump popcorn over his pile, and change seats. He was the sole ticket holder for that showing so he was able to get away with it. I found his mess the hard way.
I’m sorry WHAT??? This is the reason why this damn virus is spreading so fast and it’s the same damn people that don’t want to wear a mask, don’t wash their hands, and wipe their snot everywhere!!!! The same reason why I don’t ever leave the house without a mask on, gloves, and my hand sanitizer. I’ve always been a germaphobe and proud of it!!!! 😱 🤦🏽♀️
Yes people really do that. Worked retail for years. People pee, poop, stick bloody pads to the wall or roll up in clothes, rub poop on the walls leave used condoms. If you can think it it's been done. Just remember this the next time you take your shoes off in a carpeted dressing room.
I am never going to a clothes store were again.
Load More Replies...Wouldn't be surprised if the mask rejectors and the dressing room defecators are the same people.
"You can't tell me what to do! I've got rights, you know!"
Load More Replies...You are a commendable human being simply because you don't think it could be true.
Load More Replies...OMG WHAT!? That cannot be a thing thats done..... is it? I mean, wth do they wipe with!? Feckin people
if there was ever a time for aliens that are smarter than us to land on earth this is it
Shits in the dressing room? That is so f’d up. Why would anyone do that?
And didn't even have toilet paper! Disgusting in every sense of the word.
Oh yes, I remember having to call maintenance . We did have a very nice Lady's room that we kept clean all the time and yet this still happened. Zero mentalities like non mask wearing know it all haters of everything if they can't have it their way.
True story! I work part time at a thrift shop. There are 2 bathrooms and 6 dressing rooms. I can't tell you how many times I've walked into a dressing room and there was a used pad or wadded up toilet paper, used tissues, etc. Some people are just savages.
If you think that and many of the replies are bad, you should hear stories from restaurant workers. You'll ever want to eat out again.
You don't know that. Why say such stupid things without any thought or basis to it at all.
Load More Replies...No retail worker is surprised by people being foolish. At Lowe's I had to clean up more poo than should be on a retail store floor, and not all of it from pets.
We have it on our public transportation (busses) So not surprised at all
Gotcha, so put on some glasses and then you can understand human behavior. That is what we need an existentialist in this crisis.
If wearing a mask infringes upon your civil liberties, then by extension you should be able to urinate and defecate in public. Just because these practices are a threat to public health doesn't mean the government has the right and obligation to regulate them. (Oh, it does?)
And what does that mean? Communists have all the decency in the world? This just sounds bitter and jealous
Load More Replies...I Thought This Was A Free Country
Just Sayin'
More Salty Than The Great Salt Lake
Not Very Flattering
Oh yes! I do hope we get several murder plots, that will be interesting.
Nah, Whole Planet's Countries, Media, Scientists, Citizens Had A Meeting And Decided To Troll America
Ghost Stories For Cats
What Do You Want?
My Bad
I Can't Take Fallout Seriously Anymore
Makes Sense
I Demand To Speak To The County's Manager
I'd pay to see that movie SPACE KAREN: "on a quest to see all the managers in the universe"
Lunch In Locker
Watching My Eyes Move
God Ain't Got Nothing To Do With It
I feel for those kids having parents teaching them c**p like that.
Right?!
Ouch!
Another Episode
Blursed Baptism
i don't know if this is how jesus christ envisioned baptisms in the future but I will say it adds a certain level of entertainment
My Project
Yeah
We all need to stop buying so much from Amazon. They have behaved disgracefully towards their worker during this pandemic.
I Miss Mu Son Attending Pre-School
I’m Bella’s mum. 8 weeks stuck in doors with Bella and my ears are bleeding.
Educashan
Well It Is North Dakota...
Aa 2021
As a recovering alcoholic 16 years I worry for members who can't go to meetings, I wonder how many have gone back drinking I know two have 😖
Wave
Because the other option is to say "SEE YAH F*****S" under your breath and the mic amplifies the sound so everyone hears
Living Off The Grid First Harvest, Planted My Tomato Plant On The First Day Of Lockdown.
Don't Be A Covidiot
Cooking Is Overrated
Accurate
Not Much Has Changed
Large Corporations will now see how much money they will be able to save from not renting office space. It will happen.
Also Protects Skin From Sun Damage
Optimistic
Remain Inside
B-
I got a c in 3rd grade math. But all A's in everything else. I'm not sure what happened.
*apostle Paul Has Left The Chat*
Got Me
haha i thought it was a carved out cake boat floating on water
Average Financial
I'm Only One Smol Cat
At Least 20 Seconds
I can use my comeback for an entire shower. Guess I'll stick to Happy Birthday
Thanks Steve
Alcohol Wins
The Aisle
No Thanks
Social Dogstance In Poland
Once again they proved that they are better and smarter than most of humans
I Almost Died Today
I'm Ready
It's Not A Competition, But Wine Wins
They Control Us Now
Americans
During These Uncertain Times, We're All In This Together...
Grocery Store
Skype
Skype was bought out by Microsoft in 2011, and they turned it into Teams which is extremely popular right now.
Maybe Do It Anyway
Can't Be Too Careful
Mask
Power Point Presentation
Every Day
Dystopia
Supervolcano
Great - now that's next, after the murder hornets, fire-breathing winged tigers, Klingon invasion and radioactive tornado super-outbreak.
Season 2
Wait, What?!
Me Irl
Social Distancing By Burger King
Y'all Got Any More Of Them Stimulus Packages
Fringe Benefit
Skype
2021 Goals
About To Risk It All To Get Nine More
Yup
2020
Wish Me Luck
Doesn't Feel Very Essential
Working less and getting paid the same is awesome! More spare time, not less money. Win win.
Gotta Watch Something At Home
Time To Catch
Smilling
Not As Similar To Mad Max As I Thought It Would Be
Zero Stars. Do Not Recommend.
The Math Doesn't Check Out
BEST BUY: Orders must be online. No store entry. Call us when you arrive and we will bring it to the curb. TARGET: Oh come on, get your a*s in here and shop. We are living!
Smiling Is Not Required
Book 'Em Boys
I Have My Spies
I'm Trying
2020
Artax!
Social Distancing
It'll Be There When You Get Back
Zoom School
Had To Be Said
Yes, agreed, but... this one doesn't belong in this thread because it's not a joke?
Zoom Meeting
Leaving For Work
Family's Day Out Putting Us All In Danger
The Next Wave
Shocked And Appalled
Friendship With Fitbit Over, Best Friends With Postmates Now
It Went Through!
All Essential Workers:
This is a little mean spirited. I bet the bus drivers and grocery workers and sanitation workers would rather be home and "non-essential". My husband is an accountant and "essential". Most of his office is working from home. He goes in to do all the things that can't be done remotely.
Quarantine Hobby
Exams
Share My Screen
We Gotta Wash Everything
American Citizens
My Covid-19 Project
Flashbacks
Wait Until You See June
To anyone that started watching the news in the UK since June 2016, only two things have ever happened; Brexit and Coronavirus.
Damn I thought it was smarch. Lousy smarch weather!
Load More Replies...I finally get the toilet paper thing. I sneezed in the market yesterday and three people sh*t their pants.😬
I think that Jonas Grinevičius knows even less about medicine than he does about writing... but he believes everything he sees on TV or reads in the paper, as long as it's coming from a fellow Liberal media junkie. Get informed: it's not conspiracy theory. The CDC has admitted that they overblew this whole thing, but the WHO has made a political issue out of it because they don't have the balls to admit that they were wrong... or their plan all along was to test their power over the rest of us, and like sheep we did exactly what they said to do and ruined most economies on earth. You people make me sick, sicker than Covid could EVER make me!
Good job China! "Let's release a virus that will kill off all those dumb arsed Americans and their r******d, orange, fearless leader but more intelligent people in other countries will survive". You nailed it!!
....You...clicked...on....the...page....
Load More Replies..."THE" test? There are hundreds of different tests, all testing different things. So what test do you mean exactly?
Load More Replies...To anyone that started watching the news in the UK since June 2016, only two things have ever happened; Brexit and Coronavirus.
Damn I thought it was smarch. Lousy smarch weather!
Load More Replies...I finally get the toilet paper thing. I sneezed in the market yesterday and three people sh*t their pants.😬
I think that Jonas Grinevičius knows even less about medicine than he does about writing... but he believes everything he sees on TV or reads in the paper, as long as it's coming from a fellow Liberal media junkie. Get informed: it's not conspiracy theory. The CDC has admitted that they overblew this whole thing, but the WHO has made a political issue out of it because they don't have the balls to admit that they were wrong... or their plan all along was to test their power over the rest of us, and like sheep we did exactly what they said to do and ruined most economies on earth. You people make me sick, sicker than Covid could EVER make me!
Good job China! "Let's release a virus that will kill off all those dumb arsed Americans and their r******d, orange, fearless leader but more intelligent people in other countries will survive". You nailed it!!
....You...clicked...on....the...page....
Load More Replies..."THE" test? There are hundreds of different tests, all testing different things. So what test do you mean exactly?
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