People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Savage.

This should be number one.

Bang bang bang FBI open up

Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

wars are not on hold!!

He's is one to watch. He's going places dad

THIS.SO.MUCH

The Best.

But very supportive.

Karen vs Carin'

woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

Good answer.

I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

2016...

Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

Never been to anti vax rally?

No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

The Pentagon is releasing the trailers. Stay tuned.

These two things are not mutually exclusive right now.

Tiny. Baby. Jesus. That is funny!!

EXACTLY ON POINT

Yassss!

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This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

Yes, Don, you will need to move your head to get that disc up in there.

You really have to hope she gets sick as a dog

That big??

Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

Yeah pretty much 😏

Just think of all the corona babies

He's remarkably well-preserved too.

Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

You have to admit he is nothing if not consistent!

Oooooooofffff, that's daaaaaark.

Reality is a b***h, huh?

About right.

Forgot about crying yourself to sleep

This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.

I worked at Blockbuster in the late 90s right out of high school. I am so thankful this didn't happen THEN...although I doubt we would have been deemed "essential"

Kill it with isopropyl! Oh wait... Nevermind.

you are good people!!

so true

The beginning

Nah, should be made of tin foil

I don't see any dolphin but I do see a drowned deer.

yea sums it up

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Why order a sandwhich? It's easy to make yourself. Order something fancy at least to justify the insane pricing.

So true

yep

I mean, it is a little better than having a regular class at 7am

Pretty sure Kim is too smart for this.

Funeral marchers

But I'm still in the house!

There is a very sad apostrophe somewhere, feeling excluded.

In nursing school right now. Our online exams are proctored by people over webcam to make sure we don't cheat.

The whole town.

We're supposed to go back to work next week and I'm already crying... How am I supposed to wear a bra now that my boobs are so used to their freedom???

Boss, cool down....

I'm in week 6 of quarantine... it is no longer relaxing for me. I never would have anticipated this. I'm stressed out every day and I have trouble figuring out why.

Spat my coffee...on my cat!

If they're going to leave 2 available why not the 2 furthest away from each other?

my sister is a 2020 grad