People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

That's the English language for you.

This should be a lot higher up.

I don’t even know how they can get away with such greed. Corporate bailouts don’t save you from eviction, illness, or starvation. They can scream for the best parts of capitalism, and flock for shelter under socialism whenever it benefits them.

So true. Even though where I live we have had zero cases for the past 2 days, I will still be waiting at LEAST 2-4 weeks before I send my kids back to school.

Graphically true.

Oh that's brilliant.

Soundtrack by Creed

me toooooo ! Could use more of this - and people are more quiet + no one bringing their kids to the shops (because we have a rule here only one customer can go in ...) #introvertfromBelgium

April 21st, world donation day.

A day well spent

I just choked on this one, and I wasn't even drinking or eating. Hilarious

I also feel i can never stop wiping grocery bags now.

Feeding into the apocalypse in every scenario.

Oh my god it's tooooo good lol

I really don't want to watch something I lived through. Though who would be dumb enough to play Trump?

Thanks to the drop in air pollution Mordor is once again visible from the shire

What's wrong with people and their urgent need to go to the hairdresser? It's just effin' hair!!!! Who are you gonna show your new hairstyle? Or you wanna look good in like coffin???

Lol!!!!!!

I’m fine with these protestors...can we keep them in a glass cage?

"please. Pleeeeease."

spot on

Omg

My 3 yo niece told my sister she wants to be corona when she grows up so that she can have the plyground and all swings to herself

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😂😂😂😂

Could last a week!

China has a lot of questions to answer.

Wow. This hits right on the nail.

this is how it always is... mega-rich celebrities asking us to donate to a worthy cause when a few of them could fund a cure or house the homeless etc.

Shown the disparity in socioeconomic status. Shown how callous some people are when they and the people they know aren’t affected. Sorry wait, how many affordable apartments have balconies?

Trum should be advised by the people to make better politics.

I gave my grandmother a look as she was drinking. She told me she heard that it’s good for her. I replied, “it’s wine and only a glass every now and then.” To which she replied, “i’m old and I’ll drink whatever I want.” She was hitting the whiskey and scotch. The woman is approaching 90 and was pregnant 13 times, I’m not going to argue with her. Drink away.

I really felt it

Why blur the Lidl logo !?

Stop looking at me SWAN!!!!.....

Yup. Wake and bake with nothing getting in the way

This is the best quarantine joke I have heard so far!!!!

America is in a terrible reality TV (game ?) show where most contestants die or suffer mentally/financially. Also, they were kicked out of the plane with one parachute for three people, and weren’t even given the rules beforehand.

*strikes a conversation with the car*

me right now

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I'm getting tire of "it's a fluid situation".

My truth right now.

Glasses and face masks. Glasses and lab googles. Broken glasses and dystopian apocalypse. Fellow four eyes, we’re not going to fare very well are we.

Antivaxxers will be using this as actually "proof" in the coming days..

Love this one.

This was me last week. I had the WORST headache all day, painkillers didn't touch the pain. It even woke me up in the middle of night. I was CONVINCED I had covid. Had to do my bi-monthly grocery shop the next day. Bought coffee, I had run out. As soon as I got home I had a coffee and boom! Headache gone! Thankfully I hadn't phoned the doctor the previous day otherwise I would have been slightly embarrassed.

honestly though, honestly

this is what I think about the refrigerator in the office break room

Because he’s the Fenrir to Voldemort. Doing his bidding and coming back after getting kicked for outliving his perceived usefulness. Less cute than a pet. Just sad. TrDump’s been doing this throughout his presidency. His loyalties do not lie in this country or with his supporters.

Micromanagement at it's most successful!

But we would have snake.

I suddenly feel less love for these parakeets that seem to be talking to me these days.

I am too afraid to find out what the rest of the year brings with funding virtually gone and reallocated from natural disaster relief and North Koreans having so little regard for their citizens that they continue building up arms.

Me to my husband

And Obama.

This works for lives to. Mine is too, a wreck.

only 30 minutes?

Was that real? Wow, this is great!

oh gaud

Hahhaha that’s me two weeks into quarantine. I used to box 3-5 times a day, multiple times a week. My body has transformed all over the place through varying levels of fitness. Right now, figure out what works for you. Eat that cake if it helps. Work on the ptsd and anxiety later.

My cat loves me being in, my husband- not so much lol

Somebody tell me why "I" am responsible but "they" are not. WHY?

Please come closer Clarice!!!

Finally! Someone else actually knows the difference between "to," "two," and "too!"

Well I'm stuck at home, soooo...

It’s okay. Thor was a god and king. If it’s good enough for him, then it’s good enough for us.

Gee, thanks so much.