People Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

Best one!

This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

Hey, don’t insult potatoes.

Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

Sounds too comfortable for a real ceremony

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

This surprised a laugh out of me

Cant unsee that😆

Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

😬

He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

This is me everyday.

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

The posture of clerk is enough said

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

Sad but true. Uk not much better.

Bwahahahhaa

How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

True, they did.

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

kitty!

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

Bwahahaha!

Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

So sad for both reasons.

Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.

There should be a background that makes this an actual thing. And animation so it expands like it while people join. And ... it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...

I am concerned about the few that will not be able to go back.

=ROLL TIDE!=

That’s me, until I realise I am the one who ate all the quarantine snacks.

that goose is smarter than some people

There should be some law against this fakery. Shameful woman.

I saw this somewhere and it said that cat LOVE to sit in any closed shape

Shame on her.

Same.

Dead on, sadly dead on.

Not unlike the flying monkeys.

A lack of donuts can be some sort of emergency.

Is your couch/chair THAT SMALL!? lol

Too right. Being alone with my thoughts is hazardous to my health. So grateful that there are books!

That was a good 5 minute laugh.

Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

yep, that happened

This seems to be the a major trend among Americans...convenence over money.

ooooh...nice bonsai....

Wow, this year really is a dumpster fire

Ooh ssshh*******ttt.. it's creepy tho

Geez, 12 minutes. Now that’s commitment.

with extra air

I see clone wars... i will upvote lmao

I made tacos for lunch. At 9pm.