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Despite the fact that we all have to eat pretty darn regularly, it’s still bizarrely easy to come across people who can’t cook anything that requires more than a few button presses on a microwave. However, to cut them some slack, motivation isn’t enough, there is a lot of skill involved in making a “just passable” meal, as some of these entries prove.

We’ve gathered some of the worst cooking fails from across the internet for you to enjoy. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments section below.

#1

I Think This Counts As A Hate Crime In The South

Plate of biscuits soaked in brown gravy, illustrating a funny cooking fail from drinking and cooking mistakes.

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Bill Swallow
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Two Countries Separated by a Common Tongue."

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    #2

    When You Drink Too Much And Make Muffouts Instead Of Muffins

    Overfilled muffin pan with cookie dough spilling over, showcasing a cooking fail and kitchen accident.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could roll with it and make muffin bowls for ice cream

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    #3

    Instead Of Cooking, Bro Attempted To Forge A Weapon Like No Other

    Burnt muffin glowing red on a checkered cloth, showing a humorous cooking fail from don’t drink and cook series.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need some talent to make lava muffins.

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    Cooking isn't just following recipes, it's a subtle dance of timing, technique, and taste. And yet, with all the visibility of cooking shows and online tutorials, far too many remain intimidated enough that they never even start. Part of the reason is sheer complexity: even a humble stir-fry involves chopping vegetables of uniform size, measuring oil temperature, and managing stirring, seasoning, and heat adjustment all at once.

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    To a newcomer, it may seem like operating a tiny kitchen airplane without ever having learned to fly. Time constraint is an additional challenge. After a long day at work or school, the last thing many people want to do is hover around a stove peeling potatoes or de-stemming kale. To the instant satisfaction of a frozen meal or food-delivery service, cooking appears an onerous task.

    #4

    When You Ask Your Wife For Crunchy Croissants And She Gives You Coalssants Instead

    Burnt croissant on white table next to a woven placemat, showcasing a cooking fail and accident.

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    #5

    Don’t Drink And Cook

    Burnt frozen pizza on a cutting board in a kitchen, showing a common cooking fail with blackened crust.

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    #6

    Someone In My Group Chat Sent Me A Picture Of A "Cake" He Made

    A poorly decorated gray cake resembling a rat with pink fondant limbs and ears, showcasing a cooking fail.

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    When life gets busy, the mental bandwidth to cook, shop for single ingredients, and then navigate a multi-step recipe evaporates. It's simpler, psychologically as well as physically, to click "Order" than to worry about soup.

    #7

    Bacon Wrapped And Barbecue Glazed Justin Biebloaf

    Raw and burnt meatloaf shaped like a face with bacon hair, showcasing a funny cooking fail and accident.

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    #8

    There Was An Attempt To Cook

    Burnt and melted cooking pot on stove burner showcasing a hilarious cooking fail and kitchen accident.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're lucky they didn't burn down the house! Yikes.

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    #9

    There Was An Attempt To Grill Some Ribs

    Burnt ribs on a rusty grill, illustrating a hilariously painful cooking fail and accident.

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criminal offense. Confiscate the grill before they k**l again.

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    Failure is ever-present in the mind of every amateur cook. Burned rice, undercooked chicken, or a curdled sauce can be dishearteningly irreversible, too expensive to waste and too time-consuming to redo. Even small mistakes confront issues of self-esteem: "If I couldn't even successfully make spaghetti without burning the garlic, how will I ever be able to tackle anything more complex?" Without early successes to cement self-confidence, most give up before they give themselves a fair chance.

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    #10

    My First Attempt At Making Sushi

    Poorly rolled sushi with rice falling apart on a white plate, showing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    #11

    My Husband Insisted This Chicken Was Perceftly Cooked

    Undercooked chicken with pink, raw spots showing a dangerous cooking fail on a white plate against a granite countertop.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah nah not in the mood for salmonella tonight thanks honey

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    #12

    Plastic Board

    Pepperoni pizza baking in an oven with melted plastic sheet causing a cooking fail and accident.

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    Logistical obstacles are also involved. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a decent-sized kitchen. Small apartments, communal living arrangements, or limited counter space create meal preparation an infuriating puzzle. When the only cooking surface is one solitary hot plate, or the only knife is dull, even the most enthusiastic learner can become frustrated very fast.

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    #13

    I Burnt My Bacon

    Burnt bacon slices on a greasy baking tray showcasing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would eat that. He always cooked his bacon in a cast iron skillet. He claimed he knew it was done when he couldn't see it in the pan anymore.

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    #14

    Not The Plastic Melt

    Dumplings stuck in a pan covered with melted green plastic, showing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to steam dumplings with a plastic colander, brilliant

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    #15

    My Daughter Asked Me For A Unicorn Cake

    Unicorn-shaped cake with colorful sprinkles and icing, partially eaten, showcasing a funny cooking fail.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, the red 'inside of the ear' looks like a painted fingernail.

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    Add to that the requirement of buying and storing a multitude of spices and staples, typically in wasteful amounts for one or two people, and the whole project can look out of money and out of room. Cultural and family traditions are another factor to consider. Children raised in households where someone else cooked may never pick up the habit or even consider it their responsibility to do so.

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    #16

    Accidentally Made Alien Food

    Undercooked and discolored noodles with vegetables and shrimp, an example of cooking fails and accidents.

    Rice noodle stir fry with shrimp and red cabbage. Couldn’t look at it, but everybody had seconds.

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    P1 No-Name
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Gagh - the famous Klingon dish made with serpent worms.

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    #17

    Made My Kid A Mickey Mouse Pancake

    Burnt pancake shaped like a bear face with overcooked spots and unevenly cooked berries in a cooking fail accident.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the child afraid of Mickey Mouse now? Any nightmares?

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    #18

    That's One Way To Propose

    Baked sausage cheddar biscuits with a wedding ring accidentally baked inside, showcasing a cooking fail and accident.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's o.k, at least you got it back before somebody ate it.

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    Seeing a parent or guardian get dinner ready with ease can inadvertently perpetuate the myth that cooking is someone else's responsibility. Without being exposed to the process regularly, measuring, testing, adjusting, cooking abilities never develop, and the self-imposed gap between "chef" and "non-chef" widens.

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    #19

    Had A Bad Day So I Made Some Comfort Food… Oh

    Broken casserole dish and spilled food on kitchen floor with stains on cabinets, illustrating cooking fails and accidents.

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    #20

    Put Blue Food Coloring On My Chicken Because I’m An Adult And I Do What I Want

    Burnt green food cooking fail in a frying pan on a gas stove with oil and messy stovetop.

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not easy eating green.

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    #21

    When I Was A Baker, Someone Left A Loaf Of Bread In The Oven, Which They Also Left On Overnight

    Burnt charcoal remains glowing red on a metal surface, illustrating a dramatic cooking fail and accident.

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    Finally, the real recipe itself can be a hindrance. Most recipes assume some familiarity with some of the words like "deglaze," "sauté," or "blanch," and leave novices wondering where to begin. Ambiguous timings ("cook until golden") and vague ingredient lists ("salt and pepper, to taste") give little concrete instruction. Even a single ambiguous step is sufficient to leave a beginner on hold, discouraging future tinkering.

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    #22

    But Were They Good Is The Question

    Baking fail showing misshapen rat cookies before and after baking, a funny cooking fail and accident example.

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    WaxyJo
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made a rat king.

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    #23

    Guess What This Was

    Burnt fries scattered on a foil-lined tray, showcasing a funny and painful cooking fail accident in the kitchen.

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    #24

    My Wife Tried To Make Cinnamon Toast. She's Not Allowed Near The Oven Anymore

    Three slices of burnt toast on a baking tray showing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

    This was quite a few years back and she's still banned from the kitchen.

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    But cooking remains one of the most gratifying life skills, one that nourishes body and soul. Overcoming these obstacles tends to start small: mastering one easy dish, investing in a quality knife, or observing a video tutorial in real-time.

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    #25

    My Cousin And I Made Raspberry Marshmallows. They Look Like Raw Meat

    Raw pink dough pieces covered in flour on parchment paper, showcasing a funny cooking fail with food preparation gone wrong.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha I'd bag them up and eat them in public to see other people's reactions!

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    #26

    Time For A New Cake Tin

    Batter spilled over a stove and dripping onto the floor, a cooking fail illustrating kitchen accidents.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute, springform part of the pan upside down

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    #27

    My Friend Made Pizza

    Poorly melted cheese and ham on a pizza showing a clear cooking fail and kitchen accident.

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    Seeing tiny victories, perfectly boiled eggs, a nicely seared pan vegetable, or dessert that is capable of standing, can lead to a sense of ability and interest. With patience, practice, and an ability to stomach the occasional kitchen disaster, even the most unwilling of beginners can learn to master the cooking skills, and discover that what was once the source of dread can become a haven of comfort and creativity instead.

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    #28

    Accidentally Made Cookies From An AI Recipe

    Comparison of perfectly decorated Christmas tree cookies and a baking fail with a burnt, misshapen cookie dough mess.

    My mom sent me a recipe for red velvet cookies for me to try and didn’t think much of it. I never look at the text and pictures that closely I just skip straight to the recipe, so it didn’t register that it was AI.

    The dough was so soft and sticky even after freezing it overnight (recipe said chilling in the fridge for an hour or 2 would be sufficient)! It stuck to everything so much and kept melting that we just said s***w it and just put in the oven as one big sheet cookie.

    I looked more closely at the website while it was baking and it’s so obviously AI it’s honestly hilarious. The uncooked dough tasted great but trying it now it tastes like a bad brownie. Texture is really weird too.

    Anyway check your recipes, folks, or else you might make the cookie equivalent of the Elephant’s Foot from Chernobyl.

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    #29

    This Burnt Turkey

    Severely burnt whole chicken in an aluminum pan showing a painful cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    Bill Swallow
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Venom symbiote found a new host...

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    #30

    Made Pancakes With A Blueberry Compote And Then Thought It Would Be Fine To Make Scrambled Eggs In The Same Pan. I Don’t Think I Can Eat This

    Unappetizing cooking fail on decorative plate showing a messy, grayish homemade dish with red spots.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grey rarely ever looks good. Other than The Grey Stuff, grey things look mouldy.

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    #31

    My Wife Made Muffins

    Baked muffins with sunken centers and oats topping, showcasing a humorous cooking fail in the kitchen.

    The dairy free cream cheese did not do well.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t even wanna say what it looks like

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    #32

    Made Homemade Mozzarella Sticks In My Air Fryer

    Cooking fail showing mozzarella sticks cooked in an air fryer with cheese melted inside an empty shell.

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    #33

    My Homemade Protein Bar That I Nibble On Everyday During Work Hours

    Two poorly baked, misshapen chocolate cookies on plastic wrap showing cooking fails and accidents.

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    The Doom Song
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something I picked up after my dog at the park this morning.....

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    #34

    Tried To Make Some Flourless Chocolate Cupcakes For My DnD Group’s Gluten Intolerant Friend. This Was The Result

    Burnt and c*****d chocolate cupcakes in muffin tins on a stove, showcasing cooking fails and kitchen accidents.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people would say this is God's way of telling you that DnD is satanic and should be banned. Mosr other people would say have another try.

    Phaiax
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people who are talking about God's ways would aim their dissent at the gluten intolerant friend.

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    Charity Angel
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad for a first attempt. Flourless is tricky - you need to *really* know your oven

    Arenwy
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would still taste nice

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like dirt during a drought

    Renaissance man
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muffins that are made gluten-free never turn out to taste worth a d**n. Better for your gluten intolerant friend to go buy something from a bakery

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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how do they taste??

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK is my guess. I'd be tempted to break them up, crisp them in the oven, and say I did it on purpose.

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you used a recipe that calls for whipped egg whites. See if you can find the howdini.com recipe. Simple and foolproof if you don’t overcook it. Don’t beat the egg whites.

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    #35

    Making Eggs With A Little Pepper

    Pan filled with hundreds of black pepper granules spilled during a cooking fail on a stovetop burner.

    Sadly I was the last one to use the pepper making dinner night before so this is all on me.

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    Charity Angel
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why we shake the pepper (or salt, spice, herb) into our hand before taking a pinch...

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    #36

    My Boyfriend's Attempt At Making Me Cupcakes For My Birthday

    Burnt muffins in a muffin tin on stove next to pan with batter, illustrating cooking fails and accidents.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw the whole pan away. Trying to clean that will take time, and you'll still have a mess.

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    #37

    My Dad Said He Would Make Dinner Today And Grilled The Expensive Bullet Steak I Bought. This Is The Result

    Overcooked and dry piece of meat on a plate, showcasing a cooking fail in a kitchen setting.

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    #38

    "Grilled Cheese" In An Air Fryer

    Burnt lemon and toast in an oven, showcasing a cooking fail from hilariously painful cooking accidents.

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    Mike F
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the idea to remove it from the plastic wrap before you heat it?

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    #39

    I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours

    Hand holding a burnt mac and cheese dish showcasing a cooking fail with overcooked and charred edges.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's homemade (yet not necessarily authentic) Dwarf Battle Mac-n-Cheese. Note the carbon-enhanced cutting edge and the razor fragmentation noodles.

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    #40

    Chickens Legs Cooked With Red Cabbage: Never Again

    Bowl of purple soup containing unusual ingredients including a chicken foot and vegetables, illustrating cooking fails.

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    #41

    I Tried Making Dumplings

    Steamed dumplings with uneven shapes and filling spills, showcasing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    Bill Swallow
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those things are going to develop into Xenomorph facehuggers.

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    #42

    Tried To Make Chicken Pot Pies

    Shattered glass baking dish inside oven with two pies on foil, showcasing a painful cooking fail accident.

    No idea if it was Pyrex or not. Thought the noise was the racks settling, but guess not. Not our place as we were staying at a friend's in-law suite.

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    #43

    The Night My Husband Made Burgers For The First Time. He Set Off The Fire Alarm 4 Times

    Burnt burger patties cooking in a black pan with raw patties on a plate nearby, showcasing funny cooking fails.

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    Sanguina
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those burgers are both burnt and raw. Wow

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    #44

    I Cooked Lobster For My Wife For Valentine's Day

    Half-cooked lobster split open showing undercooked and spoiled parts, a painful cooking fail on a blue plate.

    Her lobster was fine while I just had potatoes, asparagus and wine. Happy Valentine's Day!

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be one of the exhibits offered into evidence in the divorce case.

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    #45

    To Cook Bacon In The Microwave

    Burnt bacon pieces on a paper towel showing a cooking fail from a hilariously painful kitchen accident.

    Started cooking bacon in the air fryer but it set off the smoke alarms. Tried to finish cooking it in the microwave but got sidetracked.

    That started out as 3 strips of bacon. The 2 pieces you can’t make out were disintegrated. Only had eggs and one piece of (delicious, well done!) bacon that morning.

    The odor is still there a week later.

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    #46

    Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served

    Raw chicken breasts placed on a baking sheet ready for cooking, illustrating a common cooking fail in the kitchen.

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manatees are so cute when they're little!

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    #47

    In Case You Ever Wondered What Happens When You Turn The Microwave On But Forget To Put Something In It

    Microwave interior with a small fire and burnt food, illustrating cooking fails and accidents.

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    Edda Kamphues
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disaster (paired with an upbeat, funky tune)

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    #48

    Made Some Fish And Chips

    Bowl of fries with an overcooked, burnt fish showcasing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    #49

    Little Brother Made An Egg Burger

    Burnt burger patty with partially cooked egg on top on a white plate, showcasing a cooking fail and accident.

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    #50

    I Tried Making A Baja Blast Sauce And It Got A Jelly Consistency. This Entire Thing Was A Disaster

    Slice of bread with melted, miscolored spread, highlighting cooking fails and accidents in the kitchen.

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    Mreoww
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry what is that it looks like phlegm.

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    #51

    Did You Forget To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese

    Three slices of burnt bread with melted cheese fail on a colorful plate, showing a cooking fail accident.

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    Mreoww
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were paper bags for a second.

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    #52

    Too Lazy To Pipe Out Macarons. Baked Them In A Sheet Instead

    Baking fail with c*****d and broken pink dessert on parchment paper, showcasing a cooking fail mishap.

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    #53

    I Tried To Turn My Cornbread Out Of The Skillet And The Skillet Kept All The Crust

    Burnt and misshapen food on cutting board and pan showing cooking fails and accidents in a kitchen setting.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried cooking spray? One brand name is PAM. They even have a flour-based spray for baking.

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    #54

    Burnt My Pizza. If You Have Any Ideas On How To Get The Smell Out Of Everything, Let Me Know

    Burnt blackened pizza on a countertop, showing a cooking fail likely from overcooking or improper preparation.

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    #55

    First Time Attempting Homemade Ravioli’s

    Poorly baked mushroom biscuits on a foil-lined tray showing cooking fails and kitchen accidents.

    Yeah, I'm never making pasta dough ever again.

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    Damned_Cat
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it's made out of Bisquick.

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    #56

    Asked My Partner To Make Me A Hot Dog

    Burnt hot dogs in buns on a white plate showing a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    #57

    Do Not Attempt To Replace The Flour In A Cookie Recipe With Protein Powder

    Unevenly baked cookies on a tray showcasing cooking fails and accidents from don’t drink and cook moments.

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    Mike F
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This read like those "I don't understand why my stuff came out like 💩. I only replaced the flour with sawdust and used grape jelly instead of sugar and it was terrible!"

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    #58

    I’m 52 And Still Can’t Boil Or Peel An Egg Right

    Poorly peeled hard-boiled eggs with broken shells on a plate next to a black skeletal hand utensil, cooking fails.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume that's your emaciated hand from not having eggs to eat?? 🤣

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    #59

    French Onion Soup

    Bowl of cooking fail with broken cheese slices and runny, unappetizing food, highlighting cooking fails and accidents.

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French would burn the recipe... and possibly the cook.

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    #60

    My Brother Cooked Shepherd's Pie (My Favorite), But Didn't Use An Oven Safe Dish

    Broken glass baking dish inside an oven with a c*****d edge, illustrating a cooking fail and kitchen accident.

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    #61

    Morning Waffles Did Not Go As Expected

    Waffle maker with an incomplete, unevenly cooked waffle showing a classic cooking fail in the kitchen.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a bit like my first and last attempt to make waffles. I stick to pancakes afterwards.

    #62

    When The Wife Cooks Salt Potatoes

    Stove with a pot boiling over causing a cooking fail and mess on the cooktop in a kitchen setting.

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    #63

    What Am I Doing Wrong?

    Raw, tough-looking cooking fail with strange pale meat pieces on a baking tray, highlighting painful cooking fails.

    Made chicken in the sous vide for the first time. I thought it was supposed to be juicy.

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    Edda Kamphues
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Where would you like me to start? And what are the funky marks anyway...

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    #64

    Sister Accidentally Defrosted Chili Instead Of Spaghetti Sauce. Slapped A Slice Of Cheddar In There And Now It's Mexican Spaghetti

    Spaghetti topped with a slice of processed cheese and chunky sauce, illustrating a cooking fail accident.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's basically what they call Cincinnati chili (although they have a special recipe for it in Cincinnati)

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    #65

    I Tried Cooking A Corn Dog In Oil For The First Time. Never Again

    Burnt corn dog on a paper towel illustrating a cooking fail and accident from humorous kitchen mistakes.

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    #66

    Fiancé Spent 4 Hours Preparing Soup From Scratch, Only For The Glass Bowl To Break In The Soup

    Large pot on stove with a cooking fail showing a broken utensil submerged in thick orange sauce spillover.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen anyone put the bowl in the soup…

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    #67

    About To Call The Family To Dinner When The Pot Broke

    Blue pot stuck in kitchen sink drain with food debris around, illustrating hilariously painful cooking fails.

    Boiling hot zuppa tuscana all over the stove, behind the stove, under the stove, and all over the floor.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, earthenware pots go in the oven, not on the stove.

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    #68

    Feta Cheese, Tomato, And Mushroom "Spring Rolls" With Sweet Chili Sauce

    Two poorly wrapped spring rolls on a plate next to a dipping sauce, showing a cooking fail accident.

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    Patrick Whittington
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly they probably weren't bad. if you minced everything they'd be amazing lol.

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    #69

    Wife Is Boiling Burgers. Please Help Us Settle This

    Cooking fail with overcooked and unevenly cooked patties frying in a pan on an electric stove.

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    #70

    I Tried Making Soup For Mother’s Day

    Pot with overboiled rice and burnt residue on the edges, showing a classic cooking fail accident with wooden spoon inside.

    It was my first time making soup. Will not attempt again.

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    #71

    There Was An Attempt To Cook Brownies As A High Altitude

    Undercooked and unevenly baked brownie slice on a paper plate, illustrating a cooking fail in the kitchen.

    Made from scratch brownies following Martha Stewart and snoop dogs bow wow recipe. Forgot I was visiting my sister in the mountains of Colorado.

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    Lotekguy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The altitude may not have been the only relevant high.

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    #72

    Made That Cheese And Onion Sandwich From That British Pub For Lunch

    Hand holding a sandwich with thick slices of raw onion and cheese, showcasing a cooking fail and accident.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of Compo Simmonite's specials. ('Last of the Summer Wine')

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    #73

    A Cake Baked Inside Of A Pumpkin

    Burnt and collapsed pumpkin cake with frosting, showing a hilarious cooking fail and accident on a kitchen counter.

    It was draining onto the dessert table. I’m sorry in advance for your nightmares.

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    #74

    My Friend’s Dinner. He Says Seasoning Food "Just Isn’t Necessary"

    Partially cooked raw chicken pieces on a white plate showing a painful cooking fail in the kitchen.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure he has a LARGE glass of water to get that down.

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    #75

    I Guess That's Why It's Called Ground Chicken

    Plastic container spilled on tile floor, scattering cooked food pieces, illustrating a cooking fail accident.

    I just cooked and seasoned it, 3 servings were supposed to go in the fridge.

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    #76

    Fried Egg But I Put The Oil After The Egg

    Burnt scrambled eggs stuck to a grill pan with a wooden spatula, showcasing a cooking fail accident in the kitchen.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you make eggs in a grilling pan?

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    #77

    Forgot To Add Cocoa Powder To Brownie Recipe

    Baked dish with uneven surface and c*****d edges in a glass pan on a kitchen countertop cooking fail

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    #78

    I Can’t Get Pancakes Right For Some Reason

    Burnt and misshapen pancakes on a green plate illustrating cooking fails and kitchen accidents.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your pan might be too hot. Don't rush them.

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    #79

    My Sister Followed The 4.8 Star Fried Rice Recipe As Written. 1 Cup Rice To 12 Cups Water Boiled For 30 Minutes, Strained, Then Steamed For 10 Minutes

    Burnt and clumpy cooking fail in a pan with mixed vegetables, illustrating a funny cooking accident gone wrong.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be 4.8 on a scale of 1-100.

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    #80

    This Dinner Took Me 30 Minutes To Make And The Oven Light Bulb Shattered

    Pan full of melted cheese and sauce with a plastic bubble melted into it, illustrating cooking fails and accidents.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were you trying to make? Cheese on cheese with cheese?

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    #81

    My Girlfriend Is Cooking Eggs With Pasta To Save Time

    Pot boiling with spaghetti and whole eggs inside, illustrating a cooking fail and accident in the kitchen.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great idea, what's the problem?

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    #82

    Looks Like A Piece Of Cardboard

    Cooking fail showing poorly cooked meat in a frying pan and on a plate, highlighting hilarious cooking fails and accidents.

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    #83

    Yesterday's Roast At MIL's. Heard A Loud Crack In The Oven

    C*****d ceramic baking dish causing cooking fails and accidents while roasting meat in the oven.

    Roast dinner at the mother in law's is always a game of chance, but this was unexpected. Poor luck and divine intervention all at the same time.

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    #84

    Mother In Law Made Aunt Bethany’s Jello

    Bowl of green liquid with spoiled moldy cereal inside and two spoons, illustrating a hilarious cooking fail.

    Didn’t expect anyone to go for it. I did to force my brother in laws hands.

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    #85

    My Mom’s Fat-Free, Carb-Free "Bread"

    Close-up of a hand holding an oddly spongy chocolate cake fail, highlighting a hilarious cooking fail accident.

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    #86

    Girlfriend Is Out Of Town, So I "Cooked". It Ain't That Good

    Plate of pasta with corn and cooked ground beef showing a cooking fail with unevenly mixed ingredients and texture.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be fine with some sort of cheese sauce

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    #87

    I Have Wildly Miscalculated My Pasta To Sauce Ratio

    Bowl of spaghetti with red sauce on a wooden table and a fork, illustrating a cooking fail moment.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's good. Even better to put that red slime in a little bowl on the side where it can be safely ignored.

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    #88

    Well Thats Half My Dinner In The Sink

    Green peas spilled all over the kitchen sink, showcasing a common cooking fail and accidental mess.

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