Despite the fact that we all have to eat pretty darn regularly, it’s still bizarrely easy to come across people who can’t cook anything that requires more than a few button presses on a microwave. However, to cut them some slack, motivation isn’t enough, there is a lot of skill involved in making a “just passable” meal, as some of these entries prove.
We’ve gathered some of the worst cooking fails from across the internet for you to enjoy. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and stories in the comments section below.
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I Think This Counts As A Hate Crime In The South
When You Drink Too Much And Make Muffouts Instead Of Muffins
Instead Of Cooking, Bro Attempted To Forge A Weapon Like No Other
Cooking isn't just following recipes, it's a subtle dance of timing, technique, and taste. And yet, with all the visibility of cooking shows and online tutorials, far too many remain intimidated enough that they never even start. Part of the reason is sheer complexity: even a humble stir-fry involves chopping vegetables of uniform size, measuring oil temperature, and managing stirring, seasoning, and heat adjustment all at once.
To a newcomer, it may seem like operating a tiny kitchen airplane without ever having learned to fly. Time constraint is an additional challenge. After a long day at work or school, the last thing many people want to do is hover around a stove peeling potatoes or de-stemming kale. To the instant satisfaction of a frozen meal or food-delivery service, cooking appears an onerous task.
When You Ask Your Wife For Crunchy Croissants And She Gives You Coalssants Instead
Don’t Drink And Cook
Someone In My Group Chat Sent Me A Picture Of A "Cake" He Made
When life gets busy, the mental bandwidth to cook, shop for single ingredients, and then navigate a multi-step recipe evaporates. It's simpler, psychologically as well as physically, to click "Order" than to worry about soup.
Bacon Wrapped And Barbecue Glazed Justin Biebloaf
There Was An Attempt To Cook
There Was An Attempt To Grill Some Ribs
Failure is ever-present in the mind of every amateur cook. Burned rice, undercooked chicken, or a curdled sauce can be dishearteningly irreversible, too expensive to waste and too time-consuming to redo. Even small mistakes confront issues of self-esteem: "If I couldn't even successfully make spaghetti without burning the garlic, how will I ever be able to tackle anything more complex?" Without early successes to cement self-confidence, most give up before they give themselves a fair chance.
My First Attempt At Making Sushi
My Husband Insisted This Chicken Was Perceftly Cooked
Plastic Board
Logistical obstacles are also involved. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have a decent-sized kitchen. Small apartments, communal living arrangements, or limited counter space create meal preparation an infuriating puzzle. When the only cooking surface is one solitary hot plate, or the only knife is dull, even the most enthusiastic learner can become frustrated very fast.
I Burnt My Bacon
My dad would eat that. He always cooked his bacon in a cast iron skillet. He claimed he knew it was done when he couldn't see it in the pan anymore.
Not The Plastic Melt
My Daughter Asked Me For A Unicorn Cake
Add to that the requirement of buying and storing a multitude of spices and staples, typically in wasteful amounts for one or two people, and the whole project can look out of money and out of room. Cultural and family traditions are another factor to consider. Children raised in households where someone else cooked may never pick up the habit or even consider it their responsibility to do so.
Accidentally Made Alien Food
Rice noodle stir fry with shrimp and red cabbage. Couldn’t look at it, but everybody had seconds.
Made My Kid A Mickey Mouse Pancake
That's One Way To Propose
Seeing a parent or guardian get dinner ready with ease can inadvertently perpetuate the myth that cooking is someone else's responsibility. Without being exposed to the process regularly, measuring, testing, adjusting, cooking abilities never develop, and the self-imposed gap between "chef" and "non-chef" widens.
Had A Bad Day So I Made Some Comfort Food… Oh
Put Blue Food Coloring On My Chicken Because I’m An Adult And I Do What I Want
When I Was A Baker, Someone Left A Loaf Of Bread In The Oven, Which They Also Left On Overnight
Finally, the real recipe itself can be a hindrance. Most recipes assume some familiarity with some of the words like "deglaze," "sauté," or "blanch," and leave novices wondering where to begin. Ambiguous timings ("cook until golden") and vague ingredient lists ("salt and pepper, to taste") give little concrete instruction. Even a single ambiguous step is sufficient to leave a beginner on hold, discouraging future tinkering.
But Were They Good Is The Question
Guess What This Was
My Wife Tried To Make Cinnamon Toast. She's Not Allowed Near The Oven Anymore
This was quite a few years back and she's still banned from the kitchen.
But cooking remains one of the most gratifying life skills, one that nourishes body and soul. Overcoming these obstacles tends to start small: mastering one easy dish, investing in a quality knife, or observing a video tutorial in real-time.
My Cousin And I Made Raspberry Marshmallows. They Look Like Raw Meat
haha I'd bag them up and eat them in public to see other people's reactions!
Time For A New Cake Tin
My Friend Made Pizza
Seeing tiny victories, perfectly boiled eggs, a nicely seared pan vegetable, or dessert that is capable of standing, can lead to a sense of ability and interest. With patience, practice, and an ability to stomach the occasional kitchen disaster, even the most unwilling of beginners can learn to master the cooking skills, and discover that what was once the source of dread can become a haven of comfort and creativity instead.
Accidentally Made Cookies From An AI Recipe
My mom sent me a recipe for red velvet cookies for me to try and didn’t think much of it. I never look at the text and pictures that closely I just skip straight to the recipe, so it didn’t register that it was AI.
The dough was so soft and sticky even after freezing it overnight (recipe said chilling in the fridge for an hour or 2 would be sufficient)! It stuck to everything so much and kept melting that we just said s***w it and just put in the oven as one big sheet cookie.
I looked more closely at the website while it was baking and it’s so obviously AI it’s honestly hilarious. The uncooked dough tasted great but trying it now it tastes like a bad brownie. Texture is really weird too.
Anyway check your recipes, folks, or else you might make the cookie equivalent of the Elephant’s Foot from Chernobyl.
This Burnt Turkey
Made Pancakes With A Blueberry Compote And Then Thought It Would Be Fine To Make Scrambled Eggs In The Same Pan. I Don’t Think I Can Eat This
Made Homemade Mozzarella Sticks In My Air Fryer
My Homemade Protein Bar That I Nibble On Everyday During Work Hours
Looks like something I picked up after my dog at the park this morning.....
Tried To Make Some Flourless Chocolate Cupcakes For My DnD Group’s Gluten Intolerant Friend. This Was The Result
Some people would say this is God's way of telling you that DnD is satanic and should be banned. Mosr other people would say have another try.
I think most people who are talking about God's ways would aim their dissent at the gluten intolerant friend.
Load More Replies...It's not bad for a first attempt. Flourless is tricky - you need to *really* know your oven
Muffins that are made gluten-free never turn out to taste worth a d**n. Better for your gluten intolerant friend to go buy something from a bakery
OK is my guess. I'd be tempted to break them up, crisp them in the oven, and say I did it on purpose.
Load More Replies...Making Eggs With A Little Pepper
Sadly I was the last one to use the pepper making dinner night before so this is all on me.
And this is why we shake the pepper (or salt, spice, herb) into our hand before taking a pinch...
My Boyfriend's Attempt At Making Me Cupcakes For My Birthday
Just throw the whole pan away. Trying to clean that will take time, and you'll still have a mess.
My Dad Said He Would Make Dinner Today And Grilled The Expensive Bullet Steak I Bought. This Is The Result
"Grilled Cheese" In An Air Fryer
I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours
That's homemade (yet not necessarily authentic) Dwarf Battle Mac-n-Cheese. Note the carbon-enhanced cutting edge and the razor fragmentation noodles.
Chickens Legs Cooked With Red Cabbage: Never Again
I Tried Making Dumplings
Tried To Make Chicken Pot Pies
No idea if it was Pyrex or not. Thought the noise was the racks settling, but guess not. Not our place as we were staying at a friend's in-law suite.
The Night My Husband Made Burgers For The First Time. He Set Off The Fire Alarm 4 Times
I Cooked Lobster For My Wife For Valentine's Day
Her lobster was fine while I just had potatoes, asparagus and wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
To Cook Bacon In The Microwave
Started cooking bacon in the air fryer but it set off the smoke alarms. Tried to finish cooking it in the microwave but got sidetracked.
That started out as 3 strips of bacon. The 2 pieces you can’t make out were disintegrated. Only had eggs and one piece of (delicious, well done!) bacon that morning.
The odor is still there a week later.
Went To My In-Laws For Dinner And This Is The Chicken They Served
In Case You Ever Wondered What Happens When You Turn The Microwave On But Forget To Put Something In It
Made Some Fish And Chips
Little Brother Made An Egg Burger
I Tried Making A Baja Blast Sauce And It Got A Jelly Consistency. This Entire Thing Was A Disaster
Did You Forget To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese
Too Lazy To Pipe Out Macarons. Baked Them In A Sheet Instead
I Tried To Turn My Cornbread Out Of The Skillet And The Skillet Kept All The Crust
Have you tried cooking spray? One brand name is PAM. They even have a flour-based spray for baking.
Burnt My Pizza. If You Have Any Ideas On How To Get The Smell Out Of Everything, Let Me Know
First Time Attempting Homemade Ravioli’s
Yeah, I'm never making pasta dough ever again.
Asked My Partner To Make Me A Hot Dog
Do Not Attempt To Replace The Flour In A Cookie Recipe With Protein Powder
I’m 52 And Still Can’t Boil Or Peel An Egg Right
French Onion Soup
My Brother Cooked Shepherd's Pie (My Favorite), But Didn't Use An Oven Safe Dish
Morning Waffles Did Not Go As Expected
Looks a bit like my first and last attempt to make waffles. I stick to pancakes afterwards.
When The Wife Cooks Salt Potatoes
What Am I Doing Wrong?
Made chicken in the sous vide for the first time. I thought it was supposed to be juicy.
Right. Where would you like me to start? And what are the funky marks anyway...
Sister Accidentally Defrosted Chili Instead Of Spaghetti Sauce. Slapped A Slice Of Cheddar In There And Now It's Mexican Spaghetti
That's basically what they call Cincinnati chili (although they have a special recipe for it in Cincinnati)
I Tried Cooking A Corn Dog In Oil For The First Time. Never Again
Fiancé Spent 4 Hours Preparing Soup From Scratch, Only For The Glass Bowl To Break In The Soup
About To Call The Family To Dinner When The Pot Broke
Boiling hot zuppa tuscana all over the stove, behind the stove, under the stove, and all over the floor.
Feta Cheese, Tomato, And Mushroom "Spring Rolls" With Sweet Chili Sauce
Honestly they probably weren't bad. if you minced everything they'd be amazing lol.
Wife Is Boiling Burgers. Please Help Us Settle This
I Tried Making Soup For Mother’s Day
It was my first time making soup. Will not attempt again.
There Was An Attempt To Cook Brownies As A High Altitude
Made from scratch brownies following Martha Stewart and snoop dogs bow wow recipe. Forgot I was visiting my sister in the mountains of Colorado.
Made That Cheese And Onion Sandwich From That British Pub For Lunch
Looks like one of Compo Simmonite's specials. ('Last of the Summer Wine')
A Cake Baked Inside Of A Pumpkin
It was draining onto the dessert table. I’m sorry in advance for your nightmares.
My Friend’s Dinner. He Says Seasoning Food "Just Isn’t Necessary"
I Guess That's Why It's Called Ground Chicken
I just cooked and seasoned it, 3 servings were supposed to go in the fridge.
Fried Egg But I Put The Oil After The Egg
Forgot To Add Cocoa Powder To Brownie Recipe
I Can’t Get Pancakes Right For Some Reason
My Sister Followed The 4.8 Star Fried Rice Recipe As Written. 1 Cup Rice To 12 Cups Water Boiled For 30 Minutes, Strained, Then Steamed For 10 Minutes
This Dinner Took Me 30 Minutes To Make And The Oven Light Bulb Shattered
My Girlfriend Is Cooking Eggs With Pasta To Save Time
Looks Like A Piece Of Cardboard
Yesterday's Roast At MIL's. Heard A Loud Crack In The Oven
Roast dinner at the mother in law's is always a game of chance, but this was unexpected. Poor luck and divine intervention all at the same time.
Mother In Law Made Aunt Bethany’s Jello
Didn’t expect anyone to go for it. I did to force my brother in laws hands.
My Mom’s Fat-Free, Carb-Free "Bread"
Girlfriend Is Out Of Town, So I "Cooked". It Ain't That Good
I Have Wildly Miscalculated My Pasta To Sauce Ratio
No, that's good. Even better to put that red slime in a little bowl on the side where it can be safely ignored.
Well Thats Half My Dinner In The Sink
Well I guess some people should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen
I don't have a picture because it was back in the days of Fidonet, but the awful gaslighting narcissist (and I'm using those words in the clinical definition) that I had the misfortune of living with for a while managed to set fire to a tin of soup. Just, you know, take a moment to appreciate how awful one must be to manage to cause something that is mostly *water* to turn into actual flames and acrid smoke.
These were fun! (And taught me a couple tips of what NOT to do in the future)
A lot of these look fake (severely burnt food), unless there are a lot of people without smoke detectors in their homes.
Well I guess some people should not be allowed anywhere near a kitchen
I don't have a picture because it was back in the days of Fidonet, but the awful gaslighting narcissist (and I'm using those words in the clinical definition) that I had the misfortune of living with for a while managed to set fire to a tin of soup. Just, you know, take a moment to appreciate how awful one must be to manage to cause something that is mostly *water* to turn into actual flames and acrid smoke.
These were fun! (And taught me a couple tips of what NOT to do in the future)
A lot of these look fake (severely burnt food), unless there are a lot of people without smoke detectors in their homes.
