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Skater Chick (he/him)

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BAWK BAWK! Everyone's favorite kick flipping avian has returned! My school banned BP so I had to make a new account.

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Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted 11 items 2 months ago

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

I *think* there are two magnets missing, as the "lines" they make should all be of similar length. They represent people in a four panel cartoon called "loss". First panel is one person alone, then another comes up (two lines), then they're together (also two vertical lines, but closer to each other). The fourth panel has one "person" still standing, the other horizontal...

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

My mom used to be a stenographer. I didn't know they had a device to speak into now. She had a funky little sort of type writer that typed shorthand.

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

My mom used to be a stenographer. I didn't know they had a device to speak into now. She had a funky little sort of type writer that typed shorthand.

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

And those yellow things next to is are bananas. Cavendish bananas I believe. They are a fruit that grow in the tropics but quite common to see in grocery stores worldwide. Weird to keep them in a desk though.

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Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Times Disappointment With Deliveries Couldn’t Be Described With Words

Why the fúck would they DISPOSE of a package???

Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted 28 items 5 months ago

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Ostensibly you saw the picture above of children being marched to their deaths in the gas chamber and your response is that? How are you possibly serious?

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Tolerate all, but the intolerant.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Ostensibly you saw the picture above of children being marched to their deaths in the gas chamber and your response is that? How are you possibly serious?

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Tolerate all, but the intolerant.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

What does passivity in response to violence solve? Sometimes you have to get violent to defend what's right.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Decimating bison was also part of a starvation campaign against Indigenous people.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

That was a time where people knew how to handle naz!s. Now it's all "please respect different opinions and agree to disagree 🥺"

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Guaranteed to give you one.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

Beautiful on the outside, compassionless shells on the inside.

50 Terrifying Historical Photos That Are As Fascinating As They Are Scary

"Gaze my friends perhaps with glee, as you are now- so once were we, and if you do not give a cuss, just grab a hook- and follow us"

“My Cat Turned Blue”: 50 Hilariously Bad Liars Who Posted Something Online Just For Likes

I actually laughed out loud at this one - 😆 Masculinzed face + big 8oo8s... 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks God For AI 🙏🙏🥰👍

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

They just misspelled couldn'tn't

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

I COULD care less, but I'm not going to.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

No homos around here, dude! /s

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Sputherner here... it' y'all. As in "you all"

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

I unclog my nose at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

They broke the word down so far it birthed another word

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Even though they were incorrect, as the red commenter said, make sure you’re correct before trying to correct someone else.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

As a mathematician, I can say that the problem here is not error, but ambiguity. The word "by" is being used two different ways. Whether 18% or 90% is correct depends on how you interpret that word. But strictly speaking, if you are going to multiple the current probability by 1.80, that's called increasing BY 80%. (10% chance increases to 18%) If you're going to add 0.80 to the current probability, that's call an increase OF 80%. (10% chance goes to 90%.)

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

It came from a person that can't admit they made a mistake.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

What? Couldn’t is short for “could not,” not “could not not.” “Couldn’t care less” is “could not care less.” There’s only one “not.”

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Breaking news: Continents don't have countries

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

As someone observed, read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Out of their backside?

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Kanigget. I love it. 🤣🤣🤣

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

While technically correct, I think bro should've let this one pass. The lady was just trying to make a compliment, what a shame to turn that into an argument!

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Quite. I think it's the 'less' that makes people think there are 2 negatives in there somehow.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

TBF at least some of these so-called silent letters can sometimes be voiced by some speakers. I definitely sound the t in tsunami, for example. maybe it's just from having spoken German for such a while that I've adopted the TZ sound, I dunno. But surely everyone knows that knight is pronounced kanigget? ;-)

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Face off

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Skater Chick (he/him) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, I've Gotten Worse

Skater Chick (he/him) • submitted 11 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Random Thoughts You’d Like To Share? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Out-Of-Context Thing You've Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Liminal Space Pictures That You Took (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In Five (Or Less) Words!

Hey Not Cisgender Pandas, Tell Us About A Time You Experienced Gender Euphoria

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Skater Chick (he/him) • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Best Pickup Line?

Skater Chick (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To The Cringiest Lies Spotted Online, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest (New Pics)

oh hey I haven't seen you in a while

45 Hilariously Silly Jokes And Memes That Are Peak Dad Humor (New Pics)

that's exactly it

Skater Chick (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

he chose to save his wife, not his unborn child, meaning the child died

How To Ruin Your Entire Life: 35 Scary And Sobering Stories Shared By People Online

when someone commits murder, and then, whether to escape to consequences or due to mental health issues, completes suicide.

Skater Chick (he/him) • commented on 12 posts 11 months ago

“I Blew Her Mind”: 40 People Who Suddenly Realized They’ve Been Using Things Wrong

i have that exact toaster wow

“I Blew Her Mind”: 40 People Who Suddenly Realized They’ve Been Using Things Wrong

please do—i'm hungry

50 Terrible School Presentations People Have Had The Displeasure Of Witnessing

da⁠mn right

It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December

yo if you use chrome you can get this extension called "dark reader" it works rly well, you can tint the screen to whatever color, you can lower the contrast, it's the best (not a bot btw here's proof: grimplesneep splishlesplah purmblegrap)

“Not Being Bathed”: 40 Signs The Kids Are Not Alright Because Of Bad Parenting

hey. i don't know you, but Iknow you didn't deserve any of that sh⁠it. I hope you've gotten better. <3

30 Times People Visited Someone’s Home And Noticed Weird Traditions And Rules

what the f⁠uck.

30 Times People Visited Someone’s Home And Noticed Weird Traditions And Rules

Leftover spaghetti smoothie, anyone?

30 Times People Visited Someone’s Home And Noticed Weird Traditions And Rules

the mom...this feels very illegal

30 Times People Visited Someone’s Home And Noticed Weird Traditions And Rules

it was like that at the preschool i went to. we couldn't even open our milk cartons until we had finished our "main thing." it was annoying but eventuallybecame a habit so now i hardly drink at mealtimes lol

30 Times People Visited Someone’s Home And Noticed Weird Traditions And Rules

OH MY GOD NOOOOOO YOU COULD PROBABLY SEE THEIR DIRTYA⁠SS TONGUES THAT'S DISGUUUUSSTIIIINGGG

50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

have you ever, like EVER, heard of aae? the response is literally how i talk to my family at home 💀

30 Hilarious Cases Of Getting Lost In Translation In Japan

well, excuuuuuse me !! what if i don't WANNA get eaten?

Skater Chick (he/him) • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

“Look, I Have A Meme To Show You”: 50 Funny Memes To Send To Your Friends

"my vulgar mind" --> "me readding the word citrussy and thinking of the word p⁠ussy" it's a popular gag to add -ussy to the end of words like corvussy (my name irl) mayonussy

Best Of All Time: 50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics

What are you yapping about right now 😭

Best Of All Time: 50 Of The Most Embarrassing Instagram Vs. Reality Pics

STOP 😭😭😭💀💀

50 Memes That Shed Light On Our Past And Are Hilarious At The Same Time

Please say Inuit instead of Esk*mo. It's a slur, meaning "snow-eater" in Cree ^^

Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted 12 items 2 months ago

46 Objects People Couldn’t Identify But The Internet Solved Instantly (New Pics)

My mom used to be a stenographer. I didn't know they had a device to speak into now. She had a funky little sort of type writer that typed shorthand.

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Must have been all the vaccines causing the genetic anomalies/s

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Since when has concentration and camp been censored????

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Concentration camp is now censored? People, if we are censoring the word we are censor ing the idea, and this stuff should NOT be forgotten!

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

OMG they censored holo-caust, how dare you BP.

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Fu*k all the people who believe the h*******t didn’t happen

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Just playing a casual "spot the n**i"

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

It's getting easier.

50 Historical Photos And Their Intriguing Or Heartbreaking Backstories

Wow. Someone actually downvoted you (your comment was at -1 at the moment of my reply).

This Artist Creates Comics Showcasing The Joys Of Being Transgender Despite Hardships (30 Pics)

Every time you complain, we make another character trans.

Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted an item 4 months ago

50 Times Disappointment With Deliveries Couldn’t Be Described With Words

Why the fúck would they DISPOSE of a package???

Skater Chick (he/him) • upvoted 7 items 5 months ago

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

The sad thing is if they opened it "correctly", ie, how an English reader would with the spine on the left, most manga have a page printed explaining how manga are meant to be read. Maybe they can't read at all?

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Sputherner here... it' y'all. As in "you all"

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

This spiralled down faster and faster.

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Face off

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

Breaking news: Continents don't have countries

You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)

I stopped at ‘the v****a is all the holes’. I think I need a drink. All the drinks.

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