You Can’t Fix Stupid, But You Can Watch It Try To Fix Others In These 50 Iconic Self-Owns (New Pics)
The internet amplifies our voice, but that also means the ignorant, the silly, and the just plain wrong things we say are amplified too. Nowhere is this more hilariously evident than in the Facebook group 'People Incorrectly Correcting Other People,' where members document overconfident know-it-alls self-owning in public. Consider this list of the group’s most recent posts a cautionary tale about fact-checking yourself — and a reminder that sometimes, silence really is golden.
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I'd be happy to go big, and choose a shark. And then I'd stay at least 5km away from water.
Load More Replies...A Golden Retriever, please! I would get caught kind of a lot but the stated terms don’t mention needing to evade said animal.
Right? It really is. And I’m not talking about the original Facebook post.
Actually, some of our problems here in the US are because people like Elon Musk and the Trump family are on welfare.
Credit to Elon - he actually suggested that there should be a third political party that would get 80% of the vote - or at least not split it.
Load More Replies...The post is absolutely true. It's in its applicability that the poster has misstepped.
I agree with the second person. I find it difficult to take her seriously.
Go on explain how a person on welfare affects you...
Load More Replies...According to Dr. Don A. Moore, a professor and the Lorraine Tyson Mitchell Chair in Leadership and Communication at the Haas School of Business, UC Berkeley, overconfidence is "the mother of all psychological biases."
"First, overconfidence is one of the largest and most ubiquitous of the many biases to which human judgment is vulnerable," Moore said. "For example, 93 percent of American drivers claim to be better than the median, which is statistically impossible."
"Another way in which people can indicate their confidence about something is by providing a 90 percent confidence interval around some estimate; when they do so, the truth often falls inside their confidence intervals less than 50 percent of the time, suggesting they did not deserve to be 90 percent confident of their accuracy," the professor added.
I don't normally congratulate the grammar ones (even though I like good grammar myself; I admit I'm not perfect) but lel. Go green person.
It's pretty funny when the grammar nazis self-own. If you're going to be pedantic, you'd better be correct.
Load More Replies...Once had a website and the developer used the byline "Whether your in the woods or on the water, we've got you covered." I had to threaten to pull the job to get him to use YOU'RE. Seriously, how can anyone become a developer and not understand basic English...and yes he was American so English is his first language.
"he was American so English is his first language." ROTFPML
Load More Replies...- "Who's coming to the party?" → (Who is coming?) - "Who's got the report ready?" → (Who has got the report?)
CERN Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire ('European Council for Nuclear Research')
Oops. I always thought it was Centre European pour Research Nucleonique. I guess I fumbled my French translation. Thanks for the correction.
Load More Replies...I think CERN is soon going to be the center for all academic research in the West. Especially with right-wing governments working their hardest to shut down any scientific research in their countries. Geneva is going to be the center of the next Enlightenment in the West after the dark-ages that are coming.
It already is... The state of nuclear research in the USA is in a sorry state since the 1980s. The most recent reactor, McClellan, is from 1990. FermiLab's Tevatron has been abandoned since the 2010s and most of the FermiLab talent went to CERN, along with the best from Berkeley. Brookhaven is merely a blip on the radar, its level energy insignificant for modern research, with Jefferson in an even worse state. Oak Ridge is a safety disaster and -along with Sandia- is concentrated on the production of plutonium, military and reactor research.
Load More Replies...The European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, is an intergovernmental organization that operates the largest particle physics laboratory in the world. Established in 1954, it is based in Meyrin, western suburb of Geneva, on the France–Switzerland border. It comprises 24 member states. Wikipedia
Optimus Prime would like to have a word with you about Transformers
Load More Replies...Tell them their TV that they use to watch Fox News has a both transistors and transformers inside. Oh my god! Argh! (etc)
Remember when they freaked out at a news story talking about scientists using transgenic mice 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...No joke, years before TACO came along and emboldened the bigots my husband worked with a technician that specialized in transmission work so they called him the tränny tech. He also happened to wear women's undergarments under his uniform. I burst out laughing when I found that out because my husband, and some of his coworkers, didn't know "trãnny" was also somewhat of a slur or slang for transvestite. But everyone respected this guy and didn't care what's he wore because he was a good person and good at his job. I just happened to have grown up with gay relatives, friends and gone to gay bars and drag shows (i'm straight) so it's nothing to me and it's nice when straight men don't care. (edited because 🤦🏻♀️)
Load More Replies...I often "Translate" for friends, when they ask me. Swe/Engl. I would be delighted if they called me their T****y friend.
Reminds me of how the orange pu$$ygrabber was ranting about researchers wasting millions on "transgender mice" during his state of the union (I think it was). Researchers actually use transGENIC mice in their experiments. 🤣
College can really change a person. My cousin went to study foreign languages, and I heard they became a trans, later.
"Among many other things, overconfidence has been blamed for the sinking of the Titanic, the nuclear accident at Chernobyl, the loss of Space Shuttles Challenger and Columbia, the subprime mortgage crisis of 2008 and the Great Recession that followed it, and the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico," Moore continued.
"Overconfidence may contribute to excessive rates of trading in the stock market, high rates of entrepreneurial failure, legal disputes, political partisanship, and even war."
I don't think it's transparent. I think she's a Mom and was born a female. At least that's what the cribe told me.
Load More Replies...He's got quite a few followers on here, too.
Load More Replies...This is not AI. A real person made this. Carved out of stone. Human intelligence and creativity has been around for a while, and now is being crushed by AI.
The last thing you'll worry about in the near future is creativity being replaced
Load More Replies...Look up Veiled Christ (Naples, Italy). I don't link it here to let you discover it and feel awe by yourself!
Thanks! I just did. It is also amazing work by the sculptor, but I think I like the one above more. Veiled Christ has a shine to it that makes it seem more like he's covered in plastic than cloth. I took a trip to Genoa a while back and had the good fortune to visit the monumental cemetery there - that was mind blowing. So many amazing statues and memorials.
Load More Replies...No, it’s not to give the illusion that it is, it’s to insinuate the belief that it’s see through
The house where I grew up would like a word. We had strawberries, and none of them came from trees
Those were dwarf strawberry trees. Don't feel bad. They grow so low to the ground people get confused. /J
Load More Replies...I have strawberries out front. None are trees. My spaghetti, on the other hand, now that does grow on a tree. 😂
Yep, my strawberry tree is right next to my grape tree, which is next to my watermelon tree, which is next to my potato tree, which is next to... 🤦🏻♀️
Actually, a large field of strawberry trees is called an "orchard".
Load More Replies...My strawberries grow about 6 inches high and put out runner shoots. That's as tall as they get. And there's no wood anywhere but my h*e's handle.
Where there is a h o e, there's usually wood - or what would be the point😁
Load More Replies...I guess the existence of actual strawberry trees (which have red berries that are not strawberries) might add to the confusion...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbutus_unedo - Strawberry Tree. Though nobody would confuse the fruit for what we usually call strawberries. Well, recent events prove some would be confused.
Load More Replies...One season I had a job picking strawberries. I crouched down. I did not stretch up. :)
I live in Kent UK and most of the strawberry farms around here grow them in raised trays (above waist height) under polytunnels - no more stooping!
Load More Replies...As someone observed, read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't.
As I told my children when they were learning to read, English is f.ucking weird 😂
Load More Replies...For anyone curious, the technical terms are homophones (words that sound the same but can have different spellings e.g. red and read) or homonymns (words that spell the same but can have different sounds e.g. read and read).
Can't be THAT bad, there's a 4 year old living next door to me and she speaks it fluently.
Load More Replies...'Witch and which' is not the same in my area. Neither are 'whales and Wales', 'what and watt', etc.
In the US, I've never heard what and watt pronounced the same, though they are very close. Here, what has the same sound as but, and watt has the same sound as bot. Close, but not the same.
Load More Replies...Are we collectively ignoring the fact that the initial "examples" are wrong? 🤔
wow, I wonder how I'm going to explain this to my twins 17 yr olds, a boy and a girl
Load More Replies...At least 10% of the population believe the earth is flat, so do not underestimate the level of stupidity in the world
Load More Replies...I'll tell our royal family with boy/girl twins... after that i will try to correct the nature and all i've learnt in medical school and as a midwife
"Are your boy/girl twins identical?" "Yes, except the boy has a penïs."
Load More Replies...Somebody tell her that there are Identical (Monozygotic) twins, Fraternal (Dizygotic) twins, etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin#:~:text=Twins%20can%20be%20either%20monozygotic,by%20its%20own%20s***m%20cell.
Scarlett Johansson and Kiefer Sutherland are twins? WOW, they don't look anything like each other.
Load More Replies...The second reason why Moore calls overconfidence the mother of all biases is because it "gives the other decision-making biases teeth."
"If we were appropriately humble about psychological vulnerabilities, we would be better able to protect ourselves from the errors to which human nature makes us prone," he highlighted. "Instead, an excessive faith in ourselves and our judgment means that we too often ignore our vulnerability to bias and error. Decades of research on judgment and decision-making have documented these heuristics and the biases they create. They include, but are not limited to, availability, representativeness, anchoring, framing, reference dependence, and egocentrism."
Not one of The Pyramids, not an ancient pyramid, but still a pyramid, yes.
Load More Replies...The Luxor in Las Vegas is the 5th largest in the world. Who'd have thought that the States would have 2 of the top ten pyramids despite being formed 4000 years after the original ones were built.
That is in my home state but I never been there to be fair I live quite a distance from Memphis, but the building is cool.
My partner is from Memphis. Only things I know are bbq and pyramid
Load More Replies...I get it. Two of the lights went out and therefore the F and E quit. They didn’t understand the Roman numerals joke
Load More Replies...... Then the 'I' burned out, and the guy posted a new pic - "V GUYS" with the caption "It's good - he came back."
Though, this post has taught me that there’s always that person who thinks that it means 3 guys have quit now.
Load More Replies...Quite. I think it's the 'less' that makes people think there are 2 negatives in there somehow.
Load More Replies...So what should we do if we don't want to end up thinking we're better than everyone else? Should we try to reduce our confidence (and risk falling into self-doubt), or should we convince ourselves that what others think of us doesn't matter and attempt to fail our way to success? Moore believes the answer lies in the middle.
"This Goldilocks zone of confidence is where rational beliefs meet reality," he said. "It is fundamentally based on truth and good sense. It is built on beliefs that can be justified by evidence and honest self-examination. It steers between the perilous cliff of overconfidence and the quicksand of underconfidence. It is not always easy to find this narrow path; it takes honest self-reflection, level-headed analysis, and the courage to resist wishful thinking."
someone got confused between the 1900s and the 19th century (which was indeed 1800—1899)... not entirely sure why though :)
It's like a baby is in its first year of life but it will only turn one on its birthday.
Load More Replies...Speaking historically, there is no year 0, it goes from 1BC to 1 AD, however in mathematical contexts and astronomical ones, the have a year 0, which is weird to me, but I understand why.
That’s literally the basis of the Gregorian calendar, which is what western countries (at least) use, where the birth of Christ is considered year 0.
Load More Replies...I understand all this which century is which. What I don't understand is which century was the year 59CE in, if the 1st century started in 101CE?
Eat more moose. Moose eats pine needles, you eat moose, no wheat spent - profit
While the comment is dumb, the chart pictured here is also a bit confusing and misleading. First off, they've omitted the original claim that originated this, that is, supposedly "it takes 7kg of grain to raise 1kg of livestock". There are issues on this assertion by itself, but even moving past that, a) people need both protein and carbs, so living on grain alone is not sustainable and b) the grain fed to livestock is (often) not the same we eat - it doesn't have to be zero sum. OF COURSE this doesn't mean the meat industry isn't riddled with issues - I come from Brazil originally, I know the damage it causes to the environment, society, worker's right and everything else - but we don't need misleading statistics to hinder the case for changing it.
No, you can't live on only grain. But soy for instance, is used mostly as food for lifestock, and you can just make tofu out of the soy and eat it yourself, and that contains loads of protein. 1 kg of soy makes way more protein through tofu than through meat.
Load More Replies..."Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAxjqAfwfyI
Load More Replies...Cattle left to themselves will mostly eat grass. Humans cannot utilize grass as a food supply. The practice of feeding grain to cattle is a recent development. We do not need to make cattle extinct to save the climate.
Cattle are fed grains and not as the sole source of their diet to fatten them up before slaughter or to increase milk production in dairy cows. Feeding them straight grain will k**l them as the grain will ferment in the four stomach chambers causing a dangerous gas build up that will rupture their stomach. Cows cannot belch. Source grew on on a farm and witnessed my father and grandfather shoving a hose down the cow's throat to release the gas and save the animal.
Load More Replies...I think this chart means that 16kg will produce 1kg of beef, when fed to a cow. I have no idea if this is actually true.
1 kg of beef feeds 2 people for a year? Only a bit better than the purple commenter...
Load More Replies...Or -- just eat the people, instead! (Sorry... that was rude. Probably tastes like chicken.)
I LOL that whomever made this graphic obviously thinks that a fully grown cow only weighs 1KG LMAO!
No safe, she is right both need to locked up in a safe for everybody else's safety.
Load More Replies...I really want to know what he thinks DNA stands for
Load More Replies...Technically you’re not, as you just commented. But I do agree with you.
Load More Replies...Quick Google search because I can't remember the full name without help: DeoxyriboNucleic Acid
At the point of checking, it's €43,727.79 and £36,827.31. (10.14 on 9th June 2025)
It's interesting that never has the US dollar been stronger than the pound the lowest ever has been £1:$1.08 https://www.currencytransfer.com/blog/expert-analysis/gbp-usd-exchange-rate-history
Load More Replies...I’m certain they also have no clue London & Paris are cities, not countries.
Hence all the millionaires from Hicksville, USA buying properties in London and Paris.
The $50k comment is from the Three Year Letterman which is a troll/joke account: https://x.com/3YearLetterman
Some might say that the middle way is the path to mediocrity. But it has long been valued.
In Nicomachean Ethics, for example, Aristotle argues that all virtues lie between extremes of deficiency and excess. He compares virtues to health, suggesting that just as both too little and too much physical exercise can destroy one's strength, both deficiency and excess can destroy virtue.
Courage, for instance, is a virtue that lies between a deficient condition—cowardice—and an excessive one—rashness. A coward has too much fear and flees from all danger, while a rash person has too little fear and confronts all danger. A courageous person, by contrast, judges which dangers should be confronted and which should not, and feels the appropriate amount of fear.
Oh yeah? It still leaves us with an epidemic of stupidity.
Load More Replies...I think his logic is as follows: 10% of a 100 is 10. So if you subtract 10, you get 90. However, 10% of 90 is 9, so when something goes up 10% from that value (90), you get 99.
Yes. The first person was right. The second person didn't stop to think and got caught out by a cognitive shortcut
Load More Replies...Because 10% of 90 = 9. Most people have difficulty comprehending mathematics. On the bright side, Greg, you're in with the majority of people who simply can't wrap their head around abstractions.
I actually think greg isn't "wrong" in certain contexts. For example he may have assumed they were talking about grades, which are always discussed as being out of 100. If someone said that their grade went down 10% and it started at 70, you would assume they meant it went to 60, not 63, because nobody talks about grades as percentages of the starting number, they talk as percentages of the maximum grade. Granted, one would hope that he could still follow the logic that Andrew is trying to explain.
In addition to palindromes, there are emordnilaps. They are words that when spelt backwards make a new word. Examples are tap/pat, desserts/stressed and stop/pots.
Like I sleep in tank tops and one slips out. She likes to party, the other stays home like a good girl.
Load More Replies...actually, the feathers are heavier. cause you gotta live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds
The feathers would be bulkier to handle, and so it could be argued they require more muscular effort.
The feathers would be a lot more awkward, taking up so much volume. Dude on right looks like a mage, so I guess he just levitates them or calls up a wind.
While technically correct, I think bro should've let this one pass. The lady was just trying to make a compliment, what a shame to turn that into an argument!
Nah, if someone is going to call you sexist every time they're wrong about something you're better off finding out early
Load More Replies...She's wrong. But "It's important for me to know that you know..." might be one of the douchiest things I've heard.
I agree, but if he’s studied animal behaviour and knows a lot about animals I can understand him not wanting to pursue a relationship with somebody who doesn’t know much about animals. I can understand why he asked, just not the way that he asked. He could have just said, “Thanks. It’s a wolf,” and then subtly asked if she knows much about animals.
Load More Replies...Bro is a doüchebag for that initial reply and a double doüchebag if he actually owns a wolf. Canis lupus is canis lupus, even if one of them is familiaris. And can we at least agree that they're both good bois?
I assumed he took a photo at a sanctuary or near some “tame” wild wolves. If he’s studied animal behaviour then he might have a job involving being near animals.
Load More Replies...I think we’re missing the point here; why does this man have a wolf??
Probably a cross with a larger dog species. It's possible to own them in various states.
Load More Replies...This middle ground, Moore said, "requires that you know your limitations and what opportunities are not worth pursuing. It requires that you act confidently based on what you know, even if it means taking a stand, making a bet, or speaking up for a viewpoint that is unpopular. But it also requires the willingness to consider the possibility that you are wrong, to listen to evidence, and to change your mind. This is a rare combination of courage and intellectual humility, which leads to actively open-minded thinking. It takes just the right amount of confidence."
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Load More Replies...... South Sudan, Western Sahara, Central African Republic, Equatorial Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Guinea, Ghana ...
Africa has the most countries, 54 if I remember correctly. So this isn't really a challenge. I have lived in more than 5 African countries: Egypt, Rwanda, Uganda, Ethiopia, Kenya, South Africa, and Angola (in that order)
Load More Replies...I believe at one point South Africa was considering a name change to "Azania", but they didn't do it. I don't know why.
TBF at least some of these so-called silent letters can sometimes be voiced by some speakers. I definitely sound the t in tsunami, for example. maybe it's just from having spoken German for such a while that I've adopted the TZ sound, I dunno. But surely everyone knows that knight is pronounced kanigget? ;-)
How to find people who have read a word and never heard it pronounced.
Me as a teen reading English horror and fantasy books... ✋
Load More Replies...And all the "e"s in Mercedes are pronounced differently too :)
Load More Replies...I'm half way with him. The "T" is pronounced in Tsunami. it's a Japanese word.
May I ask, how is it properly pronounced? "Ts-sue-nah-me?"
Load More Replies...Glad I'm not the only one annoyed that Anglos can't pronounce tsunami properly.
Do you get mad at Japanese because they don't pronounce illegal correctly?
Load More Replies...Whenever I have to spell out a word for someone, I like to say p, as in pneumonia.
There's an alphabet book you might like, "P is for Pterodactyl."
Load More Replies...The vast majority of people who are blind are not born blind. They lose their sight due to genetic, illness or accident. They are used to turning to look at people when speaking to them, looking in the direction they are pointing etc. It's automatic. The majority of people who are blind have some small amount of sight. Light levels can make a big difference as to whether they can use this remaining sight.
My mother was legally blind in old age due to macular degeneration. Could still see light/shade & could tell where the furniture was, and people.
Load More Replies...I was recovering from foot surgery and in a walking boot so I bought a sun dress. I was alone and feeling miserable as i hobbled into the grocery store when a young lady with a red and white cane and thick glasses said "I love your dress!". I was confused because she was obviously blind but growing up around blind, deaf and other people with varying abilities I realized she could see the bright giant sunflowers on my dress! So it made me smile that she could see that and every time i wear that dress i think of her and that she may not be able to see everything but my silly sunflower dress made my day brighter and hopefully hers.
I follow her on social media. She has already explained that the camera person gives her a verbal cue where to look, and follows the voice. When one of your senses is hindered, the others usually become heightened.
I was wondering what the commenter was talking about. If she’s in contact with the trolly then even if she is 100% blind then she would still know where the front of the trolly is. Plus, wait until the commenter hears about the Paralympics; it’ll blow their mind how many “fake” blind people there are.
Load More Replies...Most blind people are not 100% blind. I just saw a video of someone accusing a kid of faking being deaf - because he could hear with his cochlear implants. 🙄
When I was studying to be a software developer, I knew a fellow student that walked around with a white stick. He was legally blind because he couldn't see distance well enough to walk without the white stick, but he could see his computer screen if he was close enough. (I may actually be oversimplifying his condition, but my description should be functionally correct.) I kept in touch, for a while, and he was a very good dev.
There are lots of different types of blindness. People with tunnel vision can see a tiny pinprick of vision clearly, right in the centre of the eyes, but nothing peripheral. If he had that then he couldn’t see the steps he was about to walk into or someone approaching from the side but would be able to see the screen okay because you move your eyes to read so the area of sight would move as he reads.
Load More Replies...Interesting fact: many blind people can still see a bit of light (being blind doesn't mean seeing 0%) and they actually NEED that light to get into their eyes, for their health. Our bodies need light for all kinds of things, like day-night rythm and healthy brain functioning, and this is true for blind people too.
Who said she was blind? Plus, why would light bother a blind persons eyes??
She is a blind YouTuber, Molly. She has a beautiful guide dog called Elton. But the few blind content creators I follow are always getting accused of “putting it on” and they’re always saying blindness is a spectrum, although I think in her case, she is now completely blind.
Load More Replies...Boy, it sure is a good thing they censored the usernames. Otherwise Tracy might have been embarrassed.
I stopped at ‘the v****a is all the holes’. I think I need a drink. All the drinks.
Three holes, so like a bowling ball then? A bowling ball called vågina. And.... nope, sorry, I can't match this level of stupid. I'll join Okiedokie with a drink.
Let me add my disappointment for the disrespect shown to a nurse...who surely took more anatomy classes than some high school health teacher /aka gym teacher.
But....some obviously do. North America has Canada, Mexico, and Merkkka. Europe is a continent, and I'm not naming all those. Australia is both. This comment might make it into this very post. Now that's irony.
Load More Replies...There's one continent that has no countries: Antarctica. All others have a various amount of countries. Even North America consists of Antigua and Barbuda, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominica, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Grenada, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Trinidad and Tobago, and the United States.
There's Australia, which has only one country.
Load More Replies...The more BP comments I read, the more I fear that I am in a community with the problem. The stupid is spreading.
Load More Replies...Obviously, because the United States of America are all there is to the continent(s?) of America. Ouch. Ouch. Major ouch.
Europe would like a word, followed by Asia, North America, South America and of course, Africa. The only continent that is all one country is Australia. I'm not counting Antarctica because it has no permanemt residents and doesn't belong to anyone.
Awesome. I got that joke (the original post) and I never even watched that movie. Do know what it was about.
Don’t know why you got downvoted. Nicolas Cage’s real name is Nicolas Coppola.
Load More Replies...How do these idiots become so confident ? Even when I have studied a topic and know I am correct, I don't have that kind of arrogance.
Dunning-Kruger effect. If you graph out confidence over actual expertise, then at the very bottom and very top, people know they don't know everything and that they might be wrong. Experts know how broad their field is and how much there is to learn, and novices know they know nothing yet. In the middle, you can have a huge disparity between actual knowledge and confidence in the breadth of that knowledge.
Load More Replies...The proper form of this question is $1 multiplied by 2 every day for 30 days, not 0.5 😂 which ends up about $1,073,741,824.00 (1.073 Trillion).
But that's not what was asked, and there's at least a 50-50 chance that OP expected you to think that and meant to fool you
Load More Replies...No. It's stated quite clearly, it just does not mean what some of them think it means.
Load More Replies...Well, after all it was posed as a question. With perhaps a simpler answer that the poser supposed.
In French it's pronounce "mem" and means "same"...so one could argue "meem" and "mem" are the same...
Load More Replies...Finally - my fun forgotten fact: the word Meme was invented in 1976 by Richard Dawkins, in his book the Selfish Gene, to describe ideas that behave a bit like genes. He described how its supposed to be pronounced. A bit like gene, and a bit like the French crēme.
I'm confused why some people think you pronounce it as meemee or mehmeh. It makes me wonder how they pronounce words like theme, scheme, supreme.
thee mee, schee mee, and supre ree mee, obviously.
Load More Replies...I'm old enough to remember the original definition of 'meme'. And that is a secret I will keep.
Again, we have to be able to look over autocorrect shenanigans. Not all of us reread our texts/posts before hitting send. Some of us do, but some of us also don't care ALL the time. Not one person has meant to send "ducking." Not once.
This reminds me of the YouTube comments for Late Night with Seth Meyers. We're the Jackals who point out any errors made on the show. Seth peruses the comments and they are featured on his Corrections segment on YT.
100 degrees Celsius is frightening. I was practically melting during the heat wave when it was just 40 degrees Celsius.
Saunas are quite commonly up at >90C... 100 is very nearly, but not quite, possible at normal air pressure.
Load More Replies...Wow. Ok. So 100 degrees Celcius are a normal temperature in a sauna. Even above that is still ok. You stay for 5-15 minutes. Nobody starts boiling. Trust me. I literally do this regularly
Air is a very bad heat conductor, so sitting in a 100c sauna isn't that bad, to make it worse one throws water over the hot stones which turns in to steam that brings that 100c closer to your skin for a brief moment,
All the finns laughing 100f temperature sauna.. I'm going to sauna next weekend and hit myself with a bunch of young branchleaves because it's a tradition In midsummer.
Abel, 'ya'll' isn't standard English. It's American English.
Load More Replies...I've always used "y'all" because you is contracted and added with an apostrophe to all.
This is correct. Thought the people who say “y’all” probably aren’t sticklers for correct grammar.
Load More Replies...I tried "youse" like a DeNiro character from a mafia movie, but sounds incredibly weird in my accent, so I now try to use "you lot" (I hate "you guys" for some reason I don't even understand)
"you guys" is far better than "you guyses" (I don't think it's even a word), but, "the lot of you" sounds best.
Load More Replies...As a British English speaker I'm looking at "y'ain't" like "dafuq?". That's actually a word?
Born and raised in southeast US (Georgia), and if I'm speaking fast and informally I will combine y'all and ain't to yaw'ain't. But I'd never stoop so low as to say y'ain't. Also it is y'all, not ya'll, that is absurd. :D edited typo
Load More Replies...I reaaly like that that way of speaking - the problem is that I am from Estonia (eastern europe + nordics) and about as colored as our freshly fallen snow.
No worries. Y'all is also used by us palefaces.
Load More Replies...I usually just write "yall" like it's one word, because I only use it when texting with friends, and I'm not too worried about being formal. Honestly in most contexts where you're using "y'all" getting a contraction right probably isn't too important because it's a pretty informal word.
Yeah, but "yall" looks like a word. Like "yell" but with different vowel sound. If I saw "yall" in writing, I'd assume it was some sort of spelling mistake.
Load More Replies...I had never said ya'll in my life until I went away to college in the southern part of my state. At which point it became part of my daily vocabulary. I probably haven't said it in over 25 years now, but I kind of miss it. 😄
I say it sometimes because I grew up in Chicago, so it’s more like “Y’all be crazy.”
Load More Replies...It depends on the journalist. There are those who report that 20C is twice as hot as 10C.
As a mathematician, I can say that the problem here is not error, but ambiguity. The word "by" is being used two different ways. Whether 18% or 90% is correct depends on how you interpret that word. But strictly speaking, if you are going to multiple the current probability by 1.80, that's called increasing BY 80%. (10% chance increases to 18%) If you're going to add 0.80 to the current probability, that's call an increase OF 80%. (10% chance goes to 90%.)
I'd differentiate between percent and percentage points. Then, it's unambiguous.
Load More Replies...I can't believe we get hundreds of new words all the time that are useless (fleek, rizz), but we don't fix the ambiguity of the term percentage. Everyone should learn the term percentage point, and we need to add a new word for percentage that specifically shows that you mean percentage and not percentage point. And we need to make a rule for what we mean by "a 50% difference", whether it should be calculated from the lower or the higher number. Why are we not fixing this?
Because too many companies make far too much money using the ambiguities. Gambling, loans, interest rates, crime stats, the quantity of a product being sold. They all rely on people thinking that percentages are an absolute, not relative to a given number as OP showed.
Load More Replies...Well... right if you talk about an equilateral triangle, but here is about being obtuse.
If you consider each one from each side separately it's 9. Of course every teacher will count that observation wrong.
They would count it as wrong because it is wrong..
Load More Replies...I’m pretty sure they just contradicted themselves. How do species evolve without changing???
I suspect it's a half-arsed pseudo-creationist idea that God still created man separate from other animals, and by extension each other 'species', while still allowing that evolution has worked within each species. Something like that anyway, nonsense as it is.
Load More Replies...To be fair, deniers of evolution can always offer themselves as evidence.
Sounds like the Christians that accept microevolution but won't accept that it all adds up to macroevolution.
I know someone who says species only adapt. I'm like...so you believe there is a limit to adaptation? No answer.
Load More Replies...I think OP has a limited definition of evolution e.g. that a lizard could change colours or size, but not into a new species of lizard through genetic branching.
Load More Replies...Evolving doesn’t mean “improving.” Mutations happen constantly and sometimes they’re beneficial, sometimes not. Humans have a gene for manufacturing Vitamin C except for a tiny change that broke it. It didn’t matter if a species had a “broken” gene as long as they were eating fruit. Cats, for example have the fully functioning version. I hate it when people say “mother nature” did something because it sounds like directed evolution.
Sorry, but your understanding of evolution is very surface level. Monkeys never changed into humans, true (we had a common ancestor, and branched out into apes, monkeys and humans among others). However, that common ancestor demonstrates that new species DO arise from existing ones. We have fossil evidence of the process.
Load More Replies...Please learn what "Theory" as a scientific term means
Load More Replies...The sad thing is if they opened it "correctly", ie, how an English reader would with the spine on the left, most manga have a page printed explaining how manga are meant to be read. Maybe they can't read at all?
Yep. I remember the first manga I ever gor(Ghost in the Shelf, if you're interested) had a page in the back that said to start the other way, which was helpful.
Load More Replies...I did not know this.. never read Manga and have yet to be financially able to travel out of the US. Also spent my life so far immersed in science, animals, and vet med instead of culture. I knew some languages read right to left on a page but never considered that book pages would also turn differently. Huh.
I used to sneak read library books in class. I'm snorking here because I'm thinking about a kid in Hebrew school sneaking manga into his textbook.
Load More Replies...One thought it was gray, the other thought it was grey 🤔
Load More Replies...This is just a British English versus American English play on the different spelling of both words (with Canadians having a foot in either camp).
I'm American and I sometimes forget which is which and write it both ways.
Load More Replies...I prefer spelling grey vs gray. It's my favorite color and grey just feels right. But I am (not proudly right now) American, and spell color.
My favorite color too! I agree with and feel your second sentence as well.
Load More Replies...My ex and I could be staring at the same color and differ on what it was. Neither of us are colorblind, but the way our brains interpreted visual color codes was definitely different.
Right now reading a book called The Immense World that makes an excellent case that none of us sees the exact color that anyone else does. And then describes the differences in animal and insect vision.
Load More Replies...Looks somewhere between mouse (a mid grey) and rhino (a different mid grey).
Load More Replies...Did the 'putting' guy watch too many 'Allo 'Allo! episodes?
I always knew 'the proof of the pudding is in the eating' but potayto potahto eh?
Load More Replies...Originally: the proof of the pudding is in the eating. No golf here, Buddy.
Spell check could be the problem. It constantly changes words I typed correctly thinking I meant something else. Drives me CRAZY.
The proof is in the pudding, along with cocoa and a little cornstarch
Agreed. It definitely was not more than 4 years ago. I will die on this hill!
Load More Replies...This very much depends on when it was originally posted - they were 65 in 2020, 70 in 2025. Without that context this may or may not belong here.
I was listening to a well-known song by Buggles the other day and the announcer said it was almost 46 years old. I nearly had a heart attack. 🥺 Please don't go, Cars, Another one bites the dust... 😭
If you don't like being 70, just count your age in hexadecimal and be 46.
There's nothing wrong with that! What's wrong is that someone (*cough cough*) who was 24 in 2000 is now pushing 50!
He means that students need to learn more about the life of Kelsey Grammer (especially that time he fell off the stage).
Load More Replies...Clearly it is a grandma doing grandma things and gramming.
Load More Replies...I agree but it also depends on where you are in the world which is more normal to use and say. It's normal where I am to say math teacher but in my second language we say maths teacher so I use both depending on which language I'm using.
Load More Replies...Oh sod off grammer cops ! Online stuff is f kin typing , often done on phones or iPad in my case lol typos happen DEAL WITH IT N GROW UP !
I presume Vinny is talking about the use of the word "maths" which is correct in British English. Also, they spelled "grammar" as "grammer", contradicting their own post.
Load More Replies...'Peperoni' means 'peppers' in Italian. If you are in Italy and ask for 'pizza pepperoni', you will receive a pizza with peppers. If you want a pepperoni pizza, ask for 'pizza salame'.
From what I've read, pepperoni sausage was invented in the US anyway
Load More Replies...Just needs somebody to step in and correct them to say pepperoni is actually a type of pasta that resembles a curvy macaroni. 😂
You're such a little troublemaker! my kind of people
Load More Replies...Why 1000%? - 'Percent' is 1 part in a hundred. Why do people use anything above 100% in such instances?
So in their incredible wisdom, when have you _earned_ the title? Do you need some kind of certificate? 🤔
Maybe, say a marriage certificate? Or a ceremony!
Load More Replies...Earned? In what way? Ooh - Dance Off! They keep dancing until one of them drops. Whoever drops first is the husband. The wife then picks the husband up off the floor. As soon as the husband is off the floor and on their feet - the marriage is official. Wife and husband together forever. If people are cross eyed at the interchangeability of the titles 'wife' and 'husband', then we can change the titles to be 'one thing' and 'thing won'. That should make everyone happy.
Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin was his wife when she was 13. Being married at 21 was pretty common at one time, in fact being single at 21 was rare at one time
According to the Beverly Hillbillies, Ellie Mae was supposed to tell everyone that she was 14 years old, so they wouldn't consider her an old maid.
Load More Replies...Eh gotta be earned wtf is this one on lol 🤦♀️I’m sure when we get married it’s a wedding as makes us that oh boy 😂
…There are so many things wrong with this I don’t even know where to start
and you didn't even get to watch them popping up on TV again again and again the last 15 years. the level of crazy is so high, it's in the next galaxy
Load More Replies...Weirdly Melanotan is actually correct, it’s not a typo. “Melanotan II is a synthetic analogue of the peptide hormone α-melanocyte-stimulating hormone that stimulates melanogenesis to facilitate tanning.” 😳
Who knows what Melanotan II, (yes, real product used to change skin pigment,) would do to a developing fetus. Poor kid might come out looking like a panda bear. Also, fun to mention that Melanotan II also greatly increases sexual arousal.
Load More Replies...and....................next seasons new tv series ............brunhilda and helmut go native
Me thinks that freaking useless asylum has lost two more lunatics ffs 🤦♀️this is just actually deluded
I’m allergic to nickel. Broke out like this. Likely an allergy.
Same. Had to get rid of most of my earrings. Very annoying.
Load More Replies...GOld is a precious metal. They don't cause allergies. Only the impurities that could be mixed within.
Rose gold is an alloy. I think it's copper? I can't recall. My ex's wedding ring was rose gold and I had to order it special since he wanted the different type.
Load More Replies...White gold, pink gold have entered the chat. I would be suspicious that it's the cleaning solution that caused the allergy, but really, anyone can be allergic to literally anything.
I definitely remember being told it in school. I think it's because people misunderstand drawings of the circulatory system which often colour veins and arteries differently for ease of comprehension. Add that to veins looking blue under very white skin and you get a lot of confused people, who then go on to teach that myth to other people.
Load More Replies...It's a common myth that blood is blue when deoxygenated. It's actually a darker red, whereas oxygenated blood is a brighter red. Veins, however, are blue, so when they get backed up and bulge out, some people see that and think the blood itself is blue.
The veins themselves are NOT in fact blue. They appear to be blue if they are close to the surface but are not.
Load More Replies...... What do these morons think the circulatory system is for? It's for transporting something around the body. Something starting with O, something we need to stay alive, what can it be?
I learned it from a Bob Seger song. "It happens out in Vegas, happens in Moline, on the blue blood streets of Boston, up in Berkeley and out in Queens."
But the Statute of Liberty is on Limitations Island.
Load More Replies...Because a statute can be repealed, which is what's happening to liberty lately.
Load More Replies...You literally have to take a ferry to visit it. By definition that means it's land in water. Was a former fort to protect NYC during war of 1812 and civil war. After it's decline it became the home of the statue as a gift from France.
I take the ferry to France. Is that an island now?!
Load More Replies...Ha! Next you will tell me that ENGLAND is an island! Good grief! 🤣🤣🤣
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift
🙄 As someone who took piano for 2 years, and choir since I was 10 until I graduated, with music theory being taught in choir, it’s not a difficult chord. One of the easiest, I’d argue, since it’s in the C major scale. It’s A C and E.
The first comment is nonsense. The second one is tangential and, if they had put a flat after the “A,” they would have correctly spelled an Ab minor chord (Ab-Cb-Eb) since B is the enharmonic spelling (same pitches, different names) of Cb.
Yes, we would like a word. We would like everyone to know that it's our language now, and the Portuguese can stop using it until they give us back our gold.
Load More Replies...I want to know which flag they use for English, if they use UK flag, they need to use Portugal flag for Portuguese for the sake of consistency
Maybe for English, they should drop the Union Jack and just use St. George's Cross. After all, they don't call the language British
Load More Replies...I want to know what the rest are. I'm guessing English, Spanish, Mandarin, and Arabic are in there.
In order from most to least spoken: English (1.5 B), Mandarin (1.2 B), Hindi (609 M), Spanish (558 M), Standard Arabic (334 M). But these numbers reflect those who speak these languages as either a first or as a non-native language.
Load More Replies...It would have been funny and not wrong if they had replied "the Brazilian flag is ..."
The last number looks suspiciously like it wants to curve into a 3, not a 2. I could be imagining that, but if the plate was a true match, why not show the whole plate?
Yeah, good point, but i hope the child is okay now
Load More Replies...I think it's an 8. What are the chances that both plate numbers would belong to white Nissan Sentra's.
In some cases 0 is written with a slash through it to differentiate it from the letter O. If you look at this, it's actually hard to tell if this is a slashed 0 or an 8- the line in the middle appears diagonal. I see where Red is coming from.
Except the slash in a slashed zero goes from lower left to upper right which is clearly not the case in that image.
Load More Replies...Some people did call them doubled eggs because they thought calling them deviled eggs was evil.
well then, I guess "some people" more ignorant than I would have ever expected.
Load More Replies...I like that better. Doubled eggs not deviled eggs. Some of mine could be called deviled eggs because I add Haberno or Jalepeno sauce to some of mine so they are spicy hot.
Don't know why you got down voted for merely making a statement. Have an upvote to cancel it.
Load More Replies...Abortion! (If it's still legal in the state Tony lives in.)
Load More Replies...Given what's going on these days it's less 🙃 and more 🔥. Oh, BBQ season, yay!
Uhm…Flying the US flag upside down specifically means, “in distress, require aid”. This is especially true in situations involving danger to life, and property…as in, removing staff from America’s National Parks. This is according to the US Flag Code.
Load More Replies...Yup. Don't argue with her, just let her pay more for the same thing if she's that determined to be right rather than learn.
Load More Replies...Wait, what? In the USA, does cheeseburger mean a hamburger with a slice of cheese on top of it? In the Netherlands, a cheeseburger is a vegetarian burger that's MADE of cheese. So there's no slice of cheese, and there is no meat involved, it's just a cheese product that kinda looks like a yellow hamburger. I always assumed that that's what a cheeseburger is in other countries as well, I am flabbergasted!
Oh wow - this is so interesting. And, yes, in the US a cheeseburger is a hamburger with a slice of cheese on top. I'd love to try one of your cheeseburgers. We both learned a new thing today. :)
Load More Replies...I once ordered a plain cheeseburger and didn't got cheese. Yeah girl, I just want to pay for the cheese...
Ouch. If only they had named the product after what it is supposed to do, people wouldn't get confused. /S
I saw anti sneeze lugnuts. Apparently the posts up to this one have killed some brain cells.
Not sure this one belongs - I don't know what the tree is, but they seem to be making a valid correction.
The ground changes though - some photos look greener than others
Load More Replies...If taken at the same time, the sun doesn't move that much and it moves in both directions - Google "analemma".
At higher latitudes, the sun's position on the horizon at sunset does indeed move that much. I grew up north of the 45 and have seen it.
Load More Replies...Looks like the upper most one is February and lowest is November by the text on the right, but the whole thing looks weird
Load More Replies...The months are labelled in the right side of each image.
Load More Replies...Heathrow, Luton, Gatwick, Southend, Stansted and Docklands. All London airports.
That's a bit fussy. A tourist could easily call the international airport that services London the "London airport".
Yup. I hate this derogative use of women to describe a woman
Load More Replies...To be fair, there are 5 London Airports: Heathrow, Gatwick, City, Stansted, and Luton. And direct flights only go from (I think) Heathrow and Gatwick. The person responding might have thought they were flying from City as that is the only airport actually in London, and doesn't have flights to the US.
This on confuses me because a potato will not bake at 25 C or F. That's 77F. My house was over 80F today. Nothing baked itself. Not even the potatoes that were on my counter.
There's a difference between ambient temperature of your room and closed environment of an oven + additionally trapping heat in tinfoil. Your house is not an oven and is subject to a lot more than just straight heat - there's movement of the air, moisture, exchanging heat between objects etc. Basic physics. You can bake something (not everything) in low temperature, but it will definitely take a lot of time - hence the 4 DAYS. Neutral temperature for potato is lower than 25°C, even if only by couple of degrees. And any extra heat does SOMETHING to the thing it is applied to. Humans sweat, meat goes bad, plants dry out or rot. Potato isolated in aluminum foil slowly cooks 🤷♀️ That's actually how sous vide works. Isolated, long time in very low temperature.
Load More Replies...for the people asking, the 25 degrees was an angle, not temperature :P
Like that exam question, student's last straw: what does water do at 90 degrees? -- An right angle!
Load More Replies...It's putting them in the order they would be spelled out, eg Ay, aitch, arr, bee, dee, double-you, etc. As such, ess and ex follow em and en, they don't follow eee.
THANK YOU! That was driving me mad trying to work out what OP was on about.
Load More Replies...The switch from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. See Google for more info. But what that reply means i have no idea!
They pulled up the wrong calendar month. March instead of October.
Load More Replies...I love this! It was when the Gregorian calendar was implemented in Italy, Poland, Portugal, and Spain. The 4th of October was immediately followed by the 15th of October. Most countries had a switch over date when days were simply skipped. These were the first countries, and more followed, in dribs and drabs. Great Britain and Ireland switched in 1752. Sweden tried skipping leap years until they 'caught up' with the Gregorian, but due to wars things got complicated. In modern times, it was the one country that had the 30th of February, in 1712. It was to allow them to get back in synch with the Julian calendar. They later made the switch in 1753.
Nah man, pounds are a weight. Said so at the top of the page. 😂
Load More Replies...I think some people use that to say American? Like U.S.-ian.
Load More Replies...That would be a great name for a salad dressing . . . "14,000 Island Dressing".
Load More Replies...Which McDonald's origin are we talking about? When the McDonald brothers opened their stand, or after Ray Kroc bought the name and started franchising it?
Curiously, if one googles it, the top of the page mentions Des Plaines, Illinois, for some unknown reason, so this one is forgivable.
There was a guy named Ray Kroc from Illinois that took the McDonald brothers idea and made it national, so San Bernadino is correct - the confusion arises quite often it seems!
Load More Replies...I guess I'm either very bored or too easily amused. Time to go put the kettle on and deal with reality for a while.
My wife and I visited a nudist resort inTexas in the 90s that had a sign that said "No gentile jewelry allowed"! We had a good laugh and got out of there.
My one question about many of these posts. There are so many ways to confirm spelling and facts on the internet unlike us old folks who used to have to refer to encyclopedias. There is no excuse to be so dumb and uninformed spouting baloney to others. These people drive, vote and might be able to procreate.
We are doomed. These idiots are out in the world driving and voting. Lord help us all!
I guess I'm either very bored or too easily amused. Time to go put the kettle on and deal with reality for a while.
My wife and I visited a nudist resort inTexas in the 90s that had a sign that said "No gentile jewelry allowed"! We had a good laugh and got out of there.
My one question about many of these posts. There are so many ways to confirm spelling and facts on the internet unlike us old folks who used to have to refer to encyclopedias. There is no excuse to be so dumb and uninformed spouting baloney to others. These people drive, vote and might be able to procreate.
We are doomed. These idiots are out in the world driving and voting. Lord help us all!
