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JB • upvoted 4 items 17 hours ago

"Where Are Her Parents?": Teen Influencer’s App Debut Nets $1M In First Hour And Sparks Concerns

Did... did you miss the entire part of the article that talked about how her mother has been filming her since she was a minor child and posting it online? Did you miss the part how she joined a platform focused on adult content even before she turned 18? The point of this post wasn't that she turned 18 and became an adult content creator. The point is that she has been commodified and filmed since she was a child and that yes, many men probably had séxual thoughts/fantasies about her long, long before she turned 18. No one is "upset" that men are attracted to an adult woman. It's about what happened BEFORE she became an adult.

44 Funny, Clever And Sassy Things People Managed To Say In The Heat Of The Moment

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

"Where Are Her Parents?": Teen Influencer’s App Debut Nets $1M In First Hour And Sparks Concerns

44 Funny, Clever And Sassy Things People Managed To Say In The Heat Of The Moment

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

35 Times When Folks Just Walked Out, Leaving All The Chaos Behind Them, As Shared By Netizens

I do feel that those who are OK with violence from female to male, should rethink their position. "Equality" ought to mean "what's not OK one way is equally not OK the other way" . I'm not persuaded by the occasional offer of "Well, it used to be OK one way so now we're just evening things up a bit the other way". Seems to me that's just perpetuating the violence, but that's just my take on it.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Same, but this guy gets a free pass.

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JB • commented on 4 posts 19 hours ago

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Heh, our mnemonic was “the mites go up, the tights come down”

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Not a matter of taste. A guy condescendingly interrupted me to explain that “classical” refers to all orchestral music (it includes a lot more than that as an umbrella term, buddy). I was talking about the classical period (1750-1820) as exemplified by Mozart and Haydn; studied music and music theory from 8-19 years old. I don’t blame him for not knowing that classical is both a generic term and a specific musical period. It was the arrogant assertion I had no clue what I was talking about.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Heh, our mnemonic was “the mites go up, the tights come down”

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Sigh. My ex tried to explain to me that the 36B bra he bought for my 32D chest should fit, “because the difference in inches all work out to the same overall size.”

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Not an expert, sorry, but internet search brought up this: https colon / / wdfw dot medium dot com / the-way-of-the-wolf-1785cd87805c

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JB • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

I have books older than you that show very little damage (grandparents owned them) because 4 generations of readers treated them gently (this includes lending them to my nieces and nephews). It’s troubling you think the proper way to read books is to break the part that’s supposed to hold the pages together.

"Be Very Careful With What You Say Next": 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn

No. It’s marketed as healthier compared to table salt based on slightly lower sodium chloride content per teaspoon, less processing, no anticaking chemicals (which aren’t actually bad for health), and the presence of trace minerals like potassium, iron, magnesium. But the amount of minerals is negligible in terms of benefits, you’d have to consume far more Himalayan salt than is healthy to get any benefit at all from the minerals. It isn’t iodized, meaning some scientific research has posited the idea that it might contribute to iodine deficiency. Claims about improved hydration, air quality (from salt lamps), or other benefits lack scientific backing. All it really has going for it is it’s pretty.

50 Old Ads That Show Which Values Changed And Which Stayed The Same Over Time

You haven’t changed your point of view, as witness your last sentence, “Par for the course in the UK, though”, merely toned it down a notch. Here’s the thing, my retort was a very sarcastic paraphrase of what you originally wrote. I used it to underline that your extremely limited experience of riding one commuter train, once, in Chicago and basing the rest of your ‘knowledge’ of the UK train networks on films and news articles was insufficient to support the certainty of your declared opinion. If you want reasonable discussion, it’s far easier to initiate when you start from a position of reason. Here’s the irony of you complaining about being insulted, I came straight at you on one thing, not a generalized swipe about how anonymity encourages people to be “insanely intolerant!” It’s honestly hilarious you seem to think your comment above represents trying to discuss reasonably. Happy New Year, may it bring you peace, joy and a ton of personal growth.

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JB • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Imagine how they felt writing it. Amazing that they have got so far after their illness.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

She was no longer a registered nurse - her registration had been removed by the General Nursing Council, due to giving out misinformation over autism and vaccinations, and the covid vaccine.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Imagine how they felt writing it. Amazing that they have got so far after their illness.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

She was no longer a registered nurse - her registration had been removed by the General Nursing Council, due to giving out misinformation over autism and vaccinations, and the covid vaccine.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Not quite. DVI can carry both digital *and* analogue signals. Clearly an HDMI only monitor isn't going to know what to do with a VGA signal. And there was a bit of confusion around this, which I think may have been a factor in why DVI didn't last long. But the guy is an idiot for not realising that the existing setup worked previously so was in fact compatible. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Daughter Loses It When She Sees Dad Doodling Over Her Drawing, Family Says She’s Overreacting

People who gave YTAs are those insufferable "pranksters" who hurt others in the name of "jokes". OP's parents can't stand attention being paid to anything else other than over them. It's not a joke. It's not even remotely funny. Poor guy needs lashes? How about OP paints dad's eyelids when he's asleep? Or colour his eyebrows neon? Nice funny joke right OP drawing on his spreadsheets or tearing up is exactly same thing. Maybe it should be done so that he feels how "funny" it is. It's not surprising OP broke down. She was planning to frame her sketch. It's ruined. She can make one more sketch but this is her first ever. Her father used a pen! She can't even erase it. Pathetic man. And equally pathetic wife. Sorry can't call them parents.

“The Horror Is That It Is Real!”: 38 ‘White People Twitter’ Posts That Are Sharp And Honest (New Pics)

This entire post is a joke. It's a satire on the way a MAGA person would treat their daughter.

19YO Embarrasses Himself In Front Of GF’s Parents, The Dad Gets To The Bottom Of The Misunderstanding

Joking aside, Unicorn, I hope your deep suspicion of a 19-year-old doesn't extend to real life situations. That could lead to someone giving up on improving behaviour to you because it's never good enough. It can also drive a wedge, such as repeating to a teenager or young adult that a friend's dumb mistake is deeply sinister. Have whatever thoughts you want in this safe space of internet strangers, but do be cautious with your own acts of distrust in real life.

19YO Embarrasses Himself In Front Of GF’s Parents, The Dad Gets To The Bottom Of The Misunderstanding

I'm sure the mask will drop one day. My dad faked acceptance of my life choices until he was 90.

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JB • upvoted 6 items 2 days ago

“The Horror Is That It Is Real!”: 38 ‘White People Twitter’ Posts That Are Sharp And Honest (New Pics)

Yea - we woke up. You should, too.

"Be Very Careful With What You Say Next": 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn

As I've said before, I don't always agree with you, but I don't like the vitriol that some people feel they can unleash for the smallest reason, so, Happy New Year!

“The Horror Is That It Is Real!”: 38 ‘White People Twitter’ Posts That Are Sharp And Honest (New Pics)

Yea - we woke up. You should, too.

"Be Very Careful With What You Say Next": 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn

As I've said before, I don't always agree with you, but I don't like the vitriol that some people feel they can unleash for the smallest reason, so, Happy New Year!

"Be Very Careful With What You Say Next": 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn

Yes ! Yes you are , n the li st is getting longer to those I loath !

Daughter Loses It When She Sees Dad Doodling Over Her Drawing, Family Says She’s Overreacting

I don't see how anyone can think OP is TA! These people either don't have an artistic bone in their body or they're just incredible jerks. How would anyone feel if they took their time and energy create something and some idiot comes along and ruins it just because they can?

Gen Z Says Karens Are Out And A New Name For Rude Millennial Women Is Already Going Viral

Can we just not pick peoples' names as insults? We can acknowledge that some women exhibit bad behaviour without lowering ourselves to name-calling can't we?

Gen Z Says Karens Are Out And A New Name For Rude Millennial Women Is Already Going Viral

I work with two Jessicas. One is a real PITA, the other is lovely. Picking "a new name" is just as dumb as picking Karen was in the first place, as people blessed with the name in question are...people. Some nice, some less so. Nothing to do with the name their parents picked for them, unless maybe they are called Traiceae or some other name tragedeigh like that.

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JB • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

Holiday Visit Turns Sour After Boyfriend’s Son’s GF Makes Shockingly Cruel Comment At Lunch

But did you go into cafés and restaurants to sell your stuff? I don’t see a business just accepting customers being approached in this way. Kids have come to my front door looking for donations or recycling they can exchange for cash. Colleagues have brought in donation or order sheets for their kids’ school or extracurricular activities money drives… never the kids themselves. I’ve seen donation boxes at the front desk in cafés, restaurants, bars and hotels, but never once a kid going up to unrelated patrons trying to sell something or ask for donations. I could be wrong, it just seems so unlikely nowadays, that the behaviour of interrupting customers while they eat would be tolerated.

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

So, unlike here on BP, you don’t tell them the grammatically correct version is, “with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”

Holiday Visit Turns Sour After Boyfriend’s Son’s GF Makes Shockingly Cruel Comment At Lunch

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

So, unlike here on BP, you don’t tell them the grammatically correct version is, “with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”

Woman Has Been Brother’s "Spare" Since Her Birth, Refuses To Donate Kidney To Him Decades Later

No. OP is claiming medical treatments, that still aren’t in general use today, were used when she was 4 in 1997. Drew, at 37, would have been born in 1988, two years old in 1990. Bone marrow transplant treatments were still in animal trials until 2003 when they started extremely limited testing on humans for strokes, palsy and such like…not cancer. The timeline for using umbilical cord stem cells is even later, the first recorded human use was in 2009 on a female patient; clinical trials for brain cancer only started in 2010, and are still ongoing. Glass children do exist, their lives are awful and we should have empathy. But OP is a liar, claiming stolen valour that simply can’t be true.

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JB • commented on a post 3 days ago

Woman Has Been Brother’s "Spare" Since Her Birth, Refuses To Donate Kidney To Him Decades Later

It’s a completely fake story. Drew, at 37, would have been born in 1988, two years old in 1990. Bone marrow transplant treatments were still in animal trials until 2003 when they started extremely limited testing on humans for strokes, palsy and such like…not cancer. The timeline for using umbilical cord stem cells is even later, the first recorded human use was in 2009; clinical trials for brain cancer only started in 2010, and are still ongoing.

JB • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

Someone 50 to 60 isn’t a boomer. It’s an Xer. Heck even Millies are in their mid-forties

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Well, I suppose you can do what you want with your time 😉. Nobody orders you to twiddle your thumbs (I hope 😄)

JB • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Kate Middleton Facial Scar Claims Ignite New Conspiracy Frenzy After Church Appearance

Princess Catherine (Kate Middleton) has a three-inch scar on her left temple, near her hairline, resulting from a childhood operation to remove a lump; while the specific condition wasn't detailed due to privacy, palace sources confirmed it was from a "childhood operation" during her teenage years, not brain surgery, a fact noted publicly around 2011 when the scar became visible.

JB • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

I’ve been a full patch member of an MCC since 2002, was around the club from ‘96; we’ve lost more people, out of hundreds, to natural causes, cancer and Covid than bike accidents in all that time. Point of fact, one accident fatality, two life changing injuries. There are no reliable statistics on what percentage of bikers die while riding, they all focus on relative comparison to other forms of transport, primarily cars.

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Perfectly fine if it’s your own personal prep time; not so great if you expect the other person to sit around twiddling their thumbs for three hours.

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Perfectly fine if it’s your own personal prep time; not so great if you expect the other person to sit around twiddling their thumbs for three hours.

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Just because there are fewer doesn’t make the male contingent any less objectionable.

“Decided To Fall Asleep”: People Reveal Why These 30 Dads Missed The Birth Of Their Kids

There’s nothing to forgive. Wars don’t take a timeout to accommodate a soldier’s SO giving birth.

Man Loses It After SIL Stands Up To Him, Rages So Badly That Frightened Wife Runs To Her Parents

This is like saying ássault is always and only ever physical, so how do you explain “verbal ássault”? Violent speech includes insults, slurs, and threats of bodily injury. Violence includes breaking things, tearing things up, kicking and punching inanimate objects like doors or walls, throwing objects around. Violence includes intimidation: standing so close within personal space that they’re touching, shoving their face into yours so spittle from their anger lands on it, raising their hand or fist to you or drawing their leg back to kick. Violence is not “by definition” actual bodily harm.

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JB • commented on 4 posts 19 hours ago

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Heh, our mnemonic was “the mites go up, the tights come down”

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Sigh. My ex tried to explain to me that the 36B bra he bought for my 32D chest should fit, “because the difference in inches all work out to the same overall size.”

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Not an expert, sorry, but internet search brought up this: https colon / / wdfw dot medium dot com / the-way-of-the-wolf-1785cd87805c

JB • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

There must be some esoteric description(s) that OP can’t be bothered to explain or thinks it’s too obscure for those not in the industry to understand.

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Well… they used to be a friend.

“This Man Was A Literal Child”: 76 Times Men Assumed They Knew More Than Women

Congratulations! Echoing tameson’s wishes xxx

32 People Spill The Darkest And Most Disturbing Secrets Hidden By Their Partners

"Be Very Careful With What You Say Next": 80 Funny Text Messages That Took An Unexpected Turn

50 Old Ads That Show Which Values Changed And Which Stayed The Same Over Time

JB • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

Holiday Visit Turns Sour After Boyfriend’s Son’s GF Makes Shockingly Cruel Comment At Lunch

50 People So Entitled They Made Everyone's Blood Boil This Year

So, unlike here on BP, you don’t tell them the grammatically correct version is, “with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?”

Woman Has Been Brother’s "Spare" Since Her Birth, Refuses To Donate Kidney To Him Decades Later

JB • commented on a post 3 days ago

Woman Has Been Brother’s "Spare" Since Her Birth, Refuses To Donate Kidney To Him Decades Later

JB • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

37 Popular “Bucket List” Items That People Who’ve Tried Them Say You Should Absolutely Avoid

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Perfectly fine if it’s your own personal prep time; not so great if you expect the other person to sit around twiddling their thumbs for three hours.

60 Men Get Brutally Honest About Things Women Do To Seem Attractive That Men Can’t Stand

Just because there are fewer doesn’t make the male contingent any less objectionable.

“Decided To Fall Asleep”: People Reveal Why These 30 Dads Missed The Birth Of Their Kids

There’s nothing to forgive. Wars don’t take a timeout to accommodate a soldier’s SO giving birth.

Man Loses It After SIL Stands Up To Him, Rages So Badly That Frightened Wife Runs To Her Parents

JB • upvoted 10 items 19 hours ago

"Where Are Her Parents?": Teen Influencer’s App Debut Nets $1M In First Hour And Sparks Concerns

Daughter Loses It When She Sees Dad Doodling Over Her Drawing, Family Says She’s Overreacting

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Imagine how they felt writing it. Amazing that they have got so far after their illness.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

Same, but this guy gets a free pass.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

She was no longer a registered nurse - her registration had been removed by the General Nursing Council, due to giving out misinformation over autism and vaccinations, and the covid vaccine.

45 Times Experts Who Should've Known Better Were Shockingly And Dangerously Wrong

44 Funny, Clever And Sassy Things People Managed To Say In The Heat Of The Moment

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

44 Bizarre Things That Folks Thought Were “Normal” In Most Homes But Absolutely Weren’t

Yeah, gravy sounds weird, but an everlasting stew/soup is an idea going back many centuries. Known as pottage in archaic English, from french potage, which now just means soup.

35 Times When Folks Just Walked Out, Leaving All The Chaos Behind Them, As Shared By Netizens

JB • upvoted 10 items 1 day ago

“The Horror Is That It Is Real!”: 38 ‘White People Twitter’ Posts That Are Sharp And Honest (New Pics)

Yea - we woke up. You should, too.

“The Horror Is That It Is Real!”: 38 ‘White People Twitter’ Posts That Are Sharp And Honest (New Pics)

This entire post is a joke. It's a satire on the way a MAGA person would treat their daughter.

Gen Z Says Karens Are Out And A New Name For Rude Millennial Women Is Already Going Viral

Can we just not pick peoples' names as insults? We can acknowledge that some women exhibit bad behaviour without lowering ourselves to name-calling can't we?

Gen Z Says Karens Are Out And A New Name For Rude Millennial Women Is Already Going Viral

36 Times Women’s Intuition Spotted Something Was Wrong And They’re Glad It Did

Perhaps you're... noticing a change in the ambient temperature when the heater goes on the blink. Just a thought...

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He had a years-long affair with his stepmother.

28 True Horror Stories From Hospital Staff That Might Make You Look Twice In The ER

I have heard many times that when someone dies a window should be opened to allow their soul/spirit to leave the body and go to their eternity. But not many hospitals have windows that open. A possibility for explains these events.

28 True Horror Stories From Hospital Staff That Might Make You Look Twice In The ER

why does it matter so much? it's easy to read and isn't even that annoying. you're being really rude.

19YO Embarrasses Himself In Front Of GF’s Parents, The Dad Gets To The Bottom Of The Misunderstanding

I'm sure the mask will drop one day. My dad faked acceptance of my life choices until he was 90.

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