Couple Saves Up For House Downpayment, 27YO Randomly Spends $13k On Cheese Wheel, GF Breaks Up
It might seem like only cartoon characters are capable of coming up with harebrained schemes, but apparently, real people do this, too. In fact, when folks come up with these absurd ideas in real life, they’re often only left with the disappointing consequences of their actions.
This is what happened to a man who decided to spend more than half of his savings on an aged cheese wheel, without even talking to his girlfriend about it first. She couldn’t believe he used their house payment money on it, so she broke up with him.
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When couples don’t discuss major financial decisions with each other, it can cause many conflicts between them
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The poster shared that he had found a place selling a 14-pound 21-year-old cheese wheel, and he spent $13,000 (USD) of his own savings on it, in order to sell it for profit
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When the man showed his girlfriend the cheese wheel he had brought, she got mad and left him to stay at her parents’ house
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In an update post, the man explained that he had tried to return the cheese wheel to its original owners, but since its wax was a bit damaged, they refused
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The man then doubled down on his cheese decision and bought a $6,000 (USD) cooler to keep it in
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Since the cheese cooler was slightly bigger than his door frame, the man had to eventually take the door off its hinges
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The lack of a door and the large cheese cooler in the man’s house left his landlord irritated, despite the poster’s explanations
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The poster later got in trouble with his landlord, who gave him an eviction notice, which he planned to dispute
It seems like the man and his girlfriend had been putting aside money for a while so that they could use it as a down payment for their home. Since the woman was unemployed, she had only managed to put aside $2.9k USD ($4k CAD), while the OP had been able to save up $23k ($32k CAD), so he felt that he could be their financial decision maker.
In situations like this, where a couple might be trying to split costs for the down payment of their home, money experts advise creating a contract and sticking to it. If each person knows exactly how much they have to contribute and when they’re supposed to make the payments by, it will help avoid confusion or resentment in the future.
Since the poster and his girlfriend had no such guidelines in place, the man decided to spend more than half his savings on a random cheese wheel that he came across. Since the owners had marketed it as a 140-pound 21-year-old heritage cheese, he felt it would be a great business opportunity to spend money on.
When one partner makes impulsive purchases like this, professionals explain that it’s important to have an honest talk with them. They might not have realized how their decisions could impact you, and hence detailing it can help them get a better insight into the situation, and make them more mindful next time.
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The poster’s girlfriend was obviously hurt by the fact that he had used more than half of his share of the home down payment on the cheese wheel. He felt that he hadn’t done anything wrong because it was his own money, and hadn’t cut into her savings at all.
Unfortunately, the man’s insistence on his absurd decision left the woman no choice but to break up with him and move back in with her parents. He then doubled down on his cheesy business idea and spent $6k on a cooler so that he could store the wheel without it getting damaged anymore.
There are certain circumstances like this where a person might keep holding onto their investment even if it turns out to be a bust, and experts state that it’s usually because they hope the tides will eventually change. The problem is that, in most cases, they might end up spending more than their initial investment just to correct the damage of their decision.
That’s exactly what happened to the man because not only did he lose his girlfriend and spend $19k overall, but he also ended up receiving an eviction notice from his landlord. It turns out that the building manager wasn’t too happy about his cheese cooler or his apartment door being taken off the hinges.
What do you honestly think of the man’s cheese wheel business plan, and do you believe in its possibility of being successful? We’d love to hear your thoughts on this story.
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He bought $18,500 of cheese and didn’t have a fridge to store it in. Or that a conversation with the girlfriend was needed first before spending that much. And thinks he can make thousands of profit by selling it where? On the street to strangers? In shops that take a cut of the profits? OP has a lot of cheese, but no girlfriend or home.
Load More Replies...Guy outed himself as being impulsive and financially irresponsible in the most ridiculous way possible. Gf dodged a bullet O_O
Let's hope the same for his future descendants. Preferable that they stay imaginary until gramps smartens up and stops trying to fly in overseas girlfriends.
Load More Replies...If he can smuggle it into Trump Territory, make it past the Tariffs, not get gunned down, and not get kidnapped by ICE - he will make a k*****g..
Load More Replies...My god. He lost his girlfriend, he's liable to lose his home, he's probably lost his cheese (but doesn't know it yet)... this has all the makings of a parody country song.
My ex is a psychopath but one of the things that made me need to get away from him was harebrained schemes. I was paying for everything and he had no regard for reality.
Load More Replies...He's so repetitive "she didn't understand that I made the best decision that is my right to make. Then my landlord - who doesn't like me because I made the best decision that was my right to make earlier - evicted me although I just made the best decision that was my right to make". Gosh, I'm so glad that Dunning Kruger specimen doesn't live or work anywhere near me.
OK but seriously, who doesn't want to spend $18k on a giant a*s block(wheel) of cheese? And who hasn't bought some shady black market cheese on the corner once or twice?
I'd say the vast majority of humanity has never purchased shady black market cheese on a street corner...
Load More Replies...This one is fake but hilarious. I keep imagining the gf’s face with the dawning horror that he’s an idiot.
Honestly, it sounds like she dodged a bullet. This isn’t just about the cheese — he has a pattern of bad financial decisions, like investing in something he has zero experience with and no equipment to manage. She’s the one who ended up winning here.
I don't know what smells worse, that rotten duct tape apartment cheese, or this story.
GF left him because of his math skills. Where the heck is he getting a $30k+ valuation for the cheese? He has 140lb of cheese. At his valuation of $120 a pound, that comes to $16,800 - less than the $18,400 he paid. If he sells it in 200g lots for $60 each 140lb = 63.5kg = 317.5 lots of 200g, at $60 each = $19,050 potential sales. His best case scenario sales value is nowhere near the $30,000+ he's valuing his "asset" at. Then he spends another $8500 for a fridge to store it. This guy has blown $26,900 so far, and he's got no customers lined up. This is a loss-making idea. He's not going to recoup his investment.
So, he bought an expensive wheel of cheese (at retail + premium for size) without a plan to store it, cut it, sell it. I did a cursory search and 20 year cheddar prices are $30-45/lb. I buy premium items occasionally, but wouldn't even pay 50% of what OP thinks he can sell it for... he was foolish and is going to learn a very expensive (in many ways) lesson.
I would've left him too. Not my money, but it's a giant 🚩waving in my face.
He'd never be able to get a mortgage based on his ridiculous spending history.
This is surely a troll post. No one would double down that much on a stupid "investment".
I wish you were right, but I knew someone like this. Always thought they had the inside track of a get rich quick scheme... the only people getting rich were the ones that took their money. But when it fell through, they were mad at me for calling it and sometimes the government for shutting down the con.
Load More Replies...Wow. This is man's capacity for stupidity is staggering. He's not a cheese monger! Who, among those who are in the market for cripplingly expensive cheese, is going to buy said cheese from Jared Someguy in apartment B?!?! I'm so glad I'm not attached to this idiot. What a b***r killer.
Dude is a d****e. "I earn/save more so bear financial brunt." And is now arguing with the landlord. Etcetc. And spent more savings to look after said cheese. She dodged a nuke.
He bought $18,500 of cheese and didn’t have a fridge to store it in. Or that a conversation with the girlfriend was needed first before spending that much. And thinks he can make thousands of profit by selling it where? On the street to strangers? In shops that take a cut of the profits? OP has a lot of cheese, but no girlfriend or home.
Load More Replies...Guy outed himself as being impulsive and financially irresponsible in the most ridiculous way possible. Gf dodged a bullet O_O
Let's hope the same for his future descendants. Preferable that they stay imaginary until gramps smartens up and stops trying to fly in overseas girlfriends.
Load More Replies...If he can smuggle it into Trump Territory, make it past the Tariffs, not get gunned down, and not get kidnapped by ICE - he will make a k*****g..
Load More Replies...My god. He lost his girlfriend, he's liable to lose his home, he's probably lost his cheese (but doesn't know it yet)... this has all the makings of a parody country song.
My ex is a psychopath but one of the things that made me need to get away from him was harebrained schemes. I was paying for everything and he had no regard for reality.
Load More Replies...He's so repetitive "she didn't understand that I made the best decision that is my right to make. Then my landlord - who doesn't like me because I made the best decision that was my right to make earlier - evicted me although I just made the best decision that was my right to make". Gosh, I'm so glad that Dunning Kruger specimen doesn't live or work anywhere near me.
OK but seriously, who doesn't want to spend $18k on a giant a*s block(wheel) of cheese? And who hasn't bought some shady black market cheese on the corner once or twice?
I'd say the vast majority of humanity has never purchased shady black market cheese on a street corner...
Load More Replies...This one is fake but hilarious. I keep imagining the gf’s face with the dawning horror that he’s an idiot.
Honestly, it sounds like she dodged a bullet. This isn’t just about the cheese — he has a pattern of bad financial decisions, like investing in something he has zero experience with and no equipment to manage. She’s the one who ended up winning here.
I don't know what smells worse, that rotten duct tape apartment cheese, or this story.
GF left him because of his math skills. Where the heck is he getting a $30k+ valuation for the cheese? He has 140lb of cheese. At his valuation of $120 a pound, that comes to $16,800 - less than the $18,400 he paid. If he sells it in 200g lots for $60 each 140lb = 63.5kg = 317.5 lots of 200g, at $60 each = $19,050 potential sales. His best case scenario sales value is nowhere near the $30,000+ he's valuing his "asset" at. Then he spends another $8500 for a fridge to store it. This guy has blown $26,900 so far, and he's got no customers lined up. This is a loss-making idea. He's not going to recoup his investment.
So, he bought an expensive wheel of cheese (at retail + premium for size) without a plan to store it, cut it, sell it. I did a cursory search and 20 year cheddar prices are $30-45/lb. I buy premium items occasionally, but wouldn't even pay 50% of what OP thinks he can sell it for... he was foolish and is going to learn a very expensive (in many ways) lesson.
I would've left him too. Not my money, but it's a giant 🚩waving in my face.
He'd never be able to get a mortgage based on his ridiculous spending history.
This is surely a troll post. No one would double down that much on a stupid "investment".
I wish you were right, but I knew someone like this. Always thought they had the inside track of a get rich quick scheme... the only people getting rich were the ones that took their money. But when it fell through, they were mad at me for calling it and sometimes the government for shutting down the con.
Load More Replies...Wow. This is man's capacity for stupidity is staggering. He's not a cheese monger! Who, among those who are in the market for cripplingly expensive cheese, is going to buy said cheese from Jared Someguy in apartment B?!?! I'm so glad I'm not attached to this idiot. What a b***r killer.
Dude is a d****e. "I earn/save more so bear financial brunt." And is now arguing with the landlord. Etcetc. And spent more savings to look after said cheese. She dodged a nuke.












































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