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bulleybeef reply
My brother and mother no longer speak. My mom is an arsehole so I understand why he cut her off. I have minimal contact.
The thing is, he's getting a divorce, has met a new woman (who I love and is 100 percent better than his soon to be ex) and has had a child with the new partner. My mother literally has a grandchild she doesn't know about and I'm sworn to secrecy, which I will respect.

bulleybeef reply
My brother and mother no longer speak. My mom is an arsehole so I understand why he cut her off. I have minimal contact.
The thing is, he's getting a divorce, has met a new woman (who I love and is 100 percent better than his soon to be ex) and has had a child with the new partner. My mother literally has a grandchild she doesn't know about and I'm sworn to secrecy, which I will respect.

Shot_Journalist2440 reply
My dad recently passed away. He and my mum were married for over 50 years. My uncle (mum’s brother and only living relative) said he wasn’t sure he could come to the funeral as he had bought cinema tickets for that evening. The funeral was at 2pm. My mum is now kicking off that I won’t invite him to my wedding but if Superman was more important than my dad, I’m not wasting space on him at my celebration.

Worried_Cheesecake80 reply
My mum and brother don’t speak because he lent her his car and she sold it to buy a new one.

Bear-Cricket-89 reply
Apple products.
reimaginealec replied:
iPhones don’t last long enough for their price, I’ll give you that, but a Mac? I think my MacBook might outlive me. Get the batteries replaced once a decade and you’re golden.

Some_Random_Android reply
There's a film called the Beastmaster. The titular Beastmaster has a large, black panther that is just a tiger painted black. Apparently the black paint was toxic, and the tiger died as a result after filming concluded. :(.

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I admire your confidence. If I were that consistently wrong, I don’t think I’d have the courage to keep talking.

Worried_Cheesecake80 reply
My mum and brother don’t speak because he lent her his car and she sold it to buy a new one.

Shot_Journalist2440 reply
My dad recently passed away. He and my mum were married for over 50 years. My uncle (mum’s brother and only living relative) said he wasn’t sure he could come to the funeral as he had bought cinema tickets for that evening. The funeral was at 2pm. My mum is now kicking off that I won’t invite him to my wedding but if Superman was more important than my dad, I’m not wasting space on him at my celebration.

bulleybeef reply
My brother and mother no longer speak. My mom is an arsehole so I understand why he cut her off. I have minimal contact.
The thing is, he's getting a divorce, has met a new woman (who I love and is 100 percent better than his soon to be ex) and has had a child with the new partner. My mother literally has a grandchild she doesn't know about and I'm sworn to secrecy, which I will respect.

Bear-Cricket-89 reply
Apple products.
reimaginealec replied:
iPhones don’t last long enough for their price, I’ll give you that, but a Mac? I think my MacBook might outlive me. Get the batteries replaced once a decade and you’re golden.






















