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Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?
Falling down three steps from my back door to the footpath (a house I'd lived in for over twelve years prior to this). I was concentrating on what I was doing and I was also completely sober, so I have no idea what happened on my part aside from being a moron.
What did end up happening medically was I broke three bones in my ankle, had to have a decent chunk of the rest of the year of work and still have issues with mobility nowadays even two years later.
My surgeon said to me at the time he was seeing me, "congratulations on breaking your ankle in possibly the worst way possible! Also for the arthritis you're almost guaranteed to get!" (We had a similar sense of humour, so I found it rather hilarious. Or maybe I was high on pain meds. Either or.)
All in all -- 0/10, do not recommend.

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?
Falling down three steps from my back door to the footpath (a house I'd lived in for over twelve years prior to this). I was concentrating on what I was doing and I was also completely sober, so I have no idea what happened on my part aside from being a moron.
What did end up happening medically was I broke three bones in my ankle, had to have a decent chunk of the rest of the year of work and still have issues with mobility nowadays even two years later.
My surgeon said to me at the time he was seeing me, "congratulations on breaking your ankle in possibly the worst way possible! Also for the arthritis you're almost guaranteed to get!" (We had a similar sense of humour, so I found it rather hilarious. Or maybe I was high on pain meds. Either or.)
All in all -- 0/10, do not recommend.

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?
I assumed I had bursitis in my left knee. I was walking to my room with dinner one night and I tripped over the vacuum cleaner hose. My left femur shattered and that is how I discovered that I had a giant cell tumor on my femur. I eventually had to have my leg amputated above the knee because my 3rd surgery was to give me an artificial knee and I contracted MRSA. At that point in time(2002) they were trying to cure MRSA with vancomycin and it just would not work. The last time I wound up in Mary Washington hospital with MRSA induced anaphylactic shock, I decided to have the leg amputated, caused by tripping over a vacuum hose.
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Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?
Falling down three steps from my back door to the footpath (a house I'd lived in for over twelve years prior to this). I was concentrating on what I was doing and I was also completely sober, so I have no idea what happened on my part aside from being a moron.
What did end up happening medically was I broke three bones in my ankle, had to have a decent chunk of the rest of the year of work and still have issues with mobility nowadays even two years later.
My surgeon said to me at the time he was seeing me, "congratulations on breaking your ankle in possibly the worst way possible! Also for the arthritis you're almost guaranteed to get!" (We had a similar sense of humour, so I found it rather hilarious. Or maybe I was high on pain meds. Either or.)
All in all -- 0/10, do not recommend.

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?
I assumed I had bursitis in my left knee. I was walking to my room with dinner one night and I tripped over the vacuum cleaner hose. My left femur shattered and that is how I discovered that I had a giant cell tumor on my femur. I eventually had to have my leg amputated above the knee because my 3rd surgery was to give me an artificial knee and I contracted MRSA. At that point in time(2002) they were trying to cure MRSA with vancomycin and it just would not work. The last time I wound up in Mary Washington hospital with MRSA induced anaphylactic shock, I decided to have the leg amputated, caused by tripping over a vacuum hose.














