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SpiderNope • upvoted an item 2 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

Oh my god I always had this with my dad. Most memorable at the moment is the time I said I didn't want to go to the post office with him because it always took like 40 minutes just to get through the line and he would always say 'no it's less than 15 minutes, you're just impatient'. So once, when he said I had to come with him (I was a teenager, why couldn't I stay home?) because it would only take 10 minutes, I timed it. 1hr 13 minutes waiting in a line that stretched out the door and past several shops, as usual.

SpiderNope • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

ok upvote for Addams Family

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SpiderNope • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Psychology Memes That Perfectly Capture How The Human Mind Works

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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SpiderNope • upvoted an item 4 months ago

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

1 part cat, 1 part rabbit, 1 part Uncle Fester.

SpiderNope • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

Still going through that one 😬

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

It’d be even weirder if you had a girl who grew up to have curves. Like, okay 8 at the waist, 12 at the hips, 11.2885136 on her a*s.

SpiderNope • commented on 12 posts 8 months ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

Sometimes I’m so confused about these kids bc ~autism~ so I was terrified of socks and other children, but I knew how movies, babies and spelling worked.

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

No???

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

Sometimes I’m so confused about these kids bc ~autism~ so I was terrified of socks and other children, but I knew how movies, babies and spelling worked.

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

No???

30 People Are Cracking Up At How Kids Hilariously Misunderstand Simple Concepts

Well if it was me with my big a*s feet I think it’d be a reliable strategy 😅

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Don’t ask. Sharon is just right.

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Well mine hurt and I’m not even 21

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

I did and I loved a lot of them. Dark, dark 6yr old… Edit: no I didn’t read them when I was six, I was a preteen. But I would have loved them as a 6yr old too. Way better than Disney. I’m still furious at ‘Beauty and the Beast’ though.

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Am I the only person who fücking hated Disney?

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Boys at my elementary school used to p**s up the walls. And on the ceiling. When they gave a talk about it in school, they didn’t separate the boys and girls, so the girls (including me) were sitting there while the boys awkwardly got told off for peeing everywhere.

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SpiderNope • upvoted an item 8 months ago

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

SpiderNope • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Photoshop Fails On Amazon (Closed)

I think I might be this lady. I have huge feet and I often sit on the floor…

I Illustrate The Everyday Problems Of Being A Woman (New Pics)

Ohhhhh noooooo….

SpiderNope • upvoted an item 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Photoshop Fails On Amazon (Closed)

I think I might be this lady. I have huge feet and I often sit on the floor…

SpiderNope • commented on 11 posts 10 months ago

100 Comics That Prove Mike Organisciak is the Pro of Dark Comedy

Well adoptive parents can be more of a real family than biological family.

People With Dark Humor Will Probably Like 30 Comics By The Artist Simon Johnson

Yup. My dad did that with his friend’s kid. No, dad didn’t want me. He wanted a teenage f*****g boy.

100 Comics That Prove Mike Organisciak is the Pro of Dark Comedy

Well adoptive parents can be more of a real family than biological family.

People With Dark Humor Will Probably Like 30 Comics By The Artist Simon Johnson

Yup. My dad did that with his friend’s kid. No, dad didn’t want me. He wanted a teenage f*****g boy.

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Wasn’t attracted to anyone until my first relationship (23), and all my friends would see me get excited at a photo on my phone and be like “omg it’s finally happening” only for me to show them my phone and it was a picture of a dog

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Covering up someone’s random opinion. Have a nice day.

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Omg I’ve had my actual f-cking therapist tell me this

50 Funny Memes For The Pun Enthusiasts Among Us

Kinki idiot

“Memes Against Humanity”: 50 Random Memes To Distract You Long Enough To Survive The Week

I experienced similar with my therapist, my divorced parents, and my own súicidal mind

40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

My therapist thinks I’m English and my distant cousin thinks I’m American. Am Australian

45 People Share The Most Obvious Things They Had To Explain To Fellow Adults

I haven’t eaten anything today and that chicken in the pic looks gross to me but the fries and salad made me hungry. Until I read the post and now I know I won’t be eating anything today.

50 Of The Funniest And Most Ridiculous Fashion Design Fails (New Pics)

“Hey, you got a package! What did you get?” “Aids!” “Sorry, wha-” “My aids came!” “Your… what?” *Takes out shoes* “My aids!”

50 Of The Funniest And Most Ridiculous Fashion Design Fails (New Pics)

Praise to the dear leader! Jilm Picklens!

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SpiderNope • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Covering up someone’s random opinion. Have a nice day.

40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

My therapist thinks I’m English and my distant cousin thinks I’m American. Am Australian

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Covering up someone’s random opinion. Have a nice day.

40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

My therapist thinks I’m English and my distant cousin thinks I’m American. Am Australian

50 Of The Funniest And Most Ridiculous Fashion Design Fails (New Pics)

“Hey, you got a package! What did you get?” “Aids!” “Sorry, wha-” “My aids came!” “Your… what?” *Takes out shoes* “My aids!”

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SpiderNope • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened At A Family Event? (Closed)

SpiderNope • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened At A Family Event? (Closed)

SpiderNope • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

ok upvote for Addams Family

SpiderNope • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Psychology Memes That Perfectly Capture How The Human Mind Works

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

SpiderNope • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

Still going through that one 😬

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

It’d be even weirder if you had a girl who grew up to have curves. Like, okay 8 at the waist, 12 at the hips, 11.2885136 on her a*s.

SpiderNope • commented on 12 posts 8 months ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

Sometimes I’m so confused about these kids bc ~autism~ so I was terrified of socks and other children, but I knew how movies, babies and spelling worked.

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

No???

30 People Are Cracking Up At How Kids Hilariously Misunderstand Simple Concepts

Well if it was me with my big a*s feet I think it’d be a reliable strategy 😅

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Don’t ask. Sharon is just right.

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Well mine hurt and I’m not even 21

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Am I the only person who fücking hated Disney?

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

35 Times Kids Did Something So Ridiculously Stupid, People Just Had To Share

This is the one thing that makes me glad I’m blind as fǔck. Can’t ever take mine off. Didn’t stop kids from grabbing them off my face and running away in school though…

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Noooo I hate my name!

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

Well they do look like they were drawn by a student?

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share

Skullllllemojiiiiiiiii

SpiderNope • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

1 part cat, 1 part rabbit, 1 part Uncle Fester.

SpiderNope • upvoted an item 8 months ago

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

SpiderNope • upvoted 4 items 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Photoshop Fails On Amazon (Closed)

I think I might be this lady. I have huge feet and I often sit on the floor…

The "Photoshop Fails" Online Group Shares 50 Of The Worst And Funniest Attempts At Photoshop

"Half-faced Girl Marries an Ear"

The "Photoshop Fails" Online Group Shares 50 Of The Worst And Funniest Attempts At Photoshop

It's not Photoshop, it's the thermal waves from the farts slowly escaping those tight jeans skewing the lens.

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

After a dining experience with us and you too will create your own masterpiece! 👨‍🍳

SpiderNope • upvoted 10 items 10 months ago

100 Comics That Prove Mike Organisciak is the Pro of Dark Comedy

I used to have a dad like this and worse. His death was one of the best things ever to happen to me

40 Comics With Absurd Situations And Unexpected Endings By This Artist

I’m freaked every time to🙈so STUPID!!!! Cause of this brutal World we live in today!! F**k!!!

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Covering up someone’s random opinion. Have a nice day.

40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

My therapist thinks I’m English and my distant cousin thinks I’m American. Am Australian

40 Funny Memes For People Who Cope With Humor Because Therapy Is Expensive (New Pics)

In my experience, getting a dog helps. Or 2 dogs. Or 100 dogs.

"A Few Sizes Too Big": 50 Animals That Were Gifted With Enormous Ears

Many of the cats in these pics give me Dobby vibes! 🧦

50 Of The Funniest And Most Ridiculous Fashion Design Fails (New Pics)

“Hey, you got a package! What did you get?” “Aids!” “Sorry, wha-” “My aids came!” “Your… what?” *Takes out shoes* “My aids!”

34 Outfits So Terrible They Deserve Jail Time With No Parole (Best Of All Time)

Even she looks like ‘wtf am I doing with this’

40 Funny Memes For People Who Cope With Humor Because Therapy Is Expensive (New Pics)

Therapy dog now needs their own therapy dog...

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Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened At A Family Event?

My relatives aren’t the brightest. One nearly ended in disaster when someone decided it was a good idea to light an actual TREE on fire.

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