People With Dark Humor Will Probably Like 30 Comics By The Artist Simon Johnson

I mean, maybe she's single?

exactly what life says to me

must be very hard to do the coin behind the ear trick

Bet you they somehow make it so your pillows don't fall off the edge.

Sooo, you aren't allowed to wear blue jeans with a denim jacket? What do most people wear with a denim jacket, then?

Be nice to bus drivers. they have to deal with PEOPLE

bruh so real

Noo! Doughn't fight! It's a waste of bread!

and so the romance began

HOW does he not like CHesE

ouch

Isn’t Bread bad for ducks?

never pick-up hitch hikers they could be mental ward escapees

I LAUGHED TOO HARD BRO

I still don't get why people are so afraid of bees! Wasps I can understand, they can sting you as many times as they want, but bees? They die when they sting you, if they sting you, you've scared them, the reason probably is because you SCREAM WHENEVER THERE'S A BEE-

"mobster of the month award", makes sense

BP, it's "kill".

My favorite mythical creatures are the ones where the pretty girls just mind their own business and the men take it as an invitation for sex

nooooo what if a fish walked up to you and dumped you out of your air? huh?!

haha

that's why the papers sketched from memory

I have wanted one of those things since I saw the original MIB in the theatre.

Pinocchio? Is that you?

do you have a moment to talk about our lord and destroyer Cthulhu

Unsee Juice please!

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God also thought church services were boring.

Uhhhhh

Don't tell BP

porn?

Too heavily censored around mild topics at best. If this is considered dark than I am a nebulous black void. Cute and silly not dark and funny. Sorry not sorry.

AN ENTIRE BOOK OF SMUT?! WHAT KIND OF PERSON-

My kaiju-obsessed brain went "Kaiju!" when I saw this and now this is immediately my favorite comic by this guy

so many times

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Noana!!!

“I’d rather walk the plank than see your kraken”. I’m going to use that one from now on. Maybe throw in a few “Arrrs” and get myself a parrot to keep on my shoulder to keep up the illusion. The wooden keg is going to take some thought.

One of the peaks when introverts marry extroverts - just tell your loving spouse that you ordered mash, not fries and let them handle it 😜

:D

Accurate.

food solves everything

Memory erasers could be really bad depending on how they're priced, if it can be bought by the normal person, then imagine Elon or Bezos with one.

That is cool. If she doesn’t like it she doesn’t deserve him

dude just walk home

Ultimate FBI/CIA tactic.

is this a middle school

soo trueee

totally me

Saw it coming.

oh dear a few too many hits to the head

yess plz sing me up

This is just sad.