Some questions, like 'What's the meaning of life?', are difficult to answer because they're, well, difficult. However, there's also the other end of the spectrum. I'm talking about questions that are so basic, you start wondering if the people who came up with them are alright. Recently, reddit user waldo06 asked the internet 'What's something you can't believe you had to explain to another adult?' and the responses started pouring in. It has received 15k upvotes and 11,462 comments in just days, proving that we all sometimes suffer from brainis fartis.

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Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Was tipped a twenty dollar bill to be spilt between myself and a coworker. I handed her $10 I had in my pocket and took the $20. She said it wasn’t fair that I had $20 and she only had $10. I tried to explain to her that I already had the $10, so another $10 equalled $20. She couldn’t wrap her head around it, insisting I was trying to rip her off. She gave me back the ten bucks, took the twenty to a register and made change of two 10 dollar bills. As she hands me mine I showed her that now I still have $20 and she has $10, but somehow she was satisfied she’d thwarted my attempts to short change her. Needless to say I didn’t stay friends with her after that.

This is made all the more ridiculous by the fact that she had once told me she was forced to repeat grade 12 math class because she got 100%, and the teacher accused her of cheating. The following year she got 98%. I’m thinking something fishy is going on there

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Martha Meyer 2 months ago

How did she even make it to 12 grade math in the first place...

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Interestingly, when it comes to useless questions, "How are you?" is one of them. When you think about it, it makes sense since the person asking doesn't really want to know, and the person responding doesn't bother telling the truth.

But, according to Harvard researchers, the key to mastering small talk is to simply ask the other person follow-up questions. After analyzing more than 300 online conversations, the researchers found that those who were asked more meaningful follow-up questions (those that aren't "how are you?" or "what do you do?"), found the other person much more likable.

#2

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Had to explain to someone that islands don't tip over if you put too much weight on the edge.

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Pamela24 2 months ago

Okay - finally - I laughed at one of these. :D

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"When people are instructed to ask more questions, they are perceived as higher in responsiveness, an interpersonal construct that captures listening, understanding, validation and care," the researchers said.

At first, it can be tricky moving beyond the "hourly update" (traffic, sports, weather...), but try to get to things that are more important and personal to you.

If you're still not sure where to start, share some news that actually happened to you, for example, "I adopted a pet."

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Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult My wife and I had to explain to the neighbor that our dog is part of our family, and no they can't just have him.

Their kids wanted our dog, which was cute, until the mother also decided that she wanted our dog and it was only fair that they got to have him on the weekends because we get to have him all week long

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John L 2 months ago

I would then immediately get my dog chipped....

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Lastly, don't forget to commit to the moment and observe your surroundings. That means opening your eyes before you open your mouth. Find something to focus on in what's around you, like the piece of art on the wall, a quirky gadget on the table, there has to be something. It might ignite small talk and help lead the conversation into unique follow-up questions.

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Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult I had to explain to my mother that muscles are meat.

A piece of meat was tough, and so I must have said something about what part of the cow the muscle came from. No, we weren't eating muscles, we were eating 'meat'. She was sickened by the concept that anyone would eat muscles. Somehow this got to the point of her claiming that humans didn't have any 'meat' on them because they aren't food.

I did not 'win' that argument. Humans have no meat, meat is not muscles. Period. Oh, it turns out people are not part of the animal kindom either.

It was a dismal childhood.

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Lenka Smetanová 2 months ago

My cousin argued with me that we are not animals and we are even not mamals

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#5

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Scenario 1:

Them:” So where are you from?” Me: “South Africa.” Them: “Wait what?...Aren’t you supposed to be black?” Me: “uh yeah no”

Scenario 2:

Them: “So which country are you from?” Me: “South Africa.” Them: “Yeah but which country?” Me: “yeah I just said South Africa.” Them:”come on dude just tell me the country - I know where South of Africa is. Me:”No, actually South Africa is a whole country...”

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ADHORTATOR 2 months ago

Unbelievable....

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#6

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult I had to explain to a teacher, in front of her class, that a penguin was a bird.

I didn’t want to be like that but she was adamant that if it didn’t fly, it wasn’t a bird.

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Jon S. 2 months ago (edited)

There is an old (like 200 year old) definition of a bird as a thing that flies and a fish as a thing that swims. Family relationships between animals were not known or understood, so not taken into account. I occasionally still come across fragments of this way of thinking, which is, I imagine, where this teacher got her ideas from.

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#7

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult I had to explain to my friend that the earth wasn't 2019 years old.

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razan youssef 2 months ago

someone once had to explain this to me too...in my defense I was 6 years old!

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#8

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult As a server, there are so many times I have to explain to guests that chicken can’t be cooked “medium rare”.

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Ugh nasty..

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#9

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Why a room below sea level on a cruise ship would not have a balcony

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Greg Hoggarth 2 months ago

Pfft, the Titanic has balconies and it's under water.

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#10

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult My mom asked me why you couldn't see the borders of states when you were in an airplane.

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Phil DeBlanc 2 months ago

Mom, Am I adopted? Please tell me I'm adopted.

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#11

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult That I couldn’t just go to the bathroom and pee my period out to be done with it. He was about 19/20 at the time and obviously didn’t have sex education....been married 25 years. He will never live that down.

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chi-wei shen 2 months ago

Poor husband. One stupid comment at a young age and it got him a life sentence.

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#12

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Don’t bring your dog to work and let her pee/poop on the carpet. Tiny poop and little puddles are not ok just because they’re tiny. She weighs 4 pounds. He said she’s so little it doesn’t matter. He said he never even notices at home and if I had a dog, I’d feel differently. (Have a dog. Still don’t want urine and feces in my carpet—at home or at work.)

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Vic 2 months ago

Good God!!

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#13

I had to explain to a lady that dinosaur bones at the Museum of Natural History in DC were real. She thought dinosaurs were mythical creatures...not real.

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DemPugs 2 months ago

So are her brain cells, apparently.

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#14

That drinks have caloric content. A coworker was complaining how she was having trouble losing weight and didn't realize drinking 4 hot chocolates a day was not really conducive to weight loss.

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Vic 2 months ago

My evil mind thinks, tell shes not having enough hot chocolate..😈😈

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#15

Had a coworker who said she didn't eat eggs because they're "forced abortion babies"... Chick refused to accept that unfertilized eggs don't hatch and she didn't have to worry because she's just eating the chickens' periods. After this conversation carried on far too long, she proceeded to eat a bowl of pasta that I'm 97% sure was made with eggs.

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SykesDaMan 2 months ago

Ok, you confused me when you called her "Chick"... :p

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#16

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult That no matter how much you might want to put a camo pattern on your walls, you (not the paint) have to determine what that pattern looks like and you will also have to purchase multiple cans of paint tinted differently because "camo" doesn't come out of a can that way.

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Helen Haley 2 months ago

That they wanted to do this was clue number 1.

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#17

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult When a 'smart' bomb strikes a building and blows it up, it doesn't just kill the bad guys, it kills everyone in the building. Smart only means it's going to hit the building instead of a random location.

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Monday 2 months ago

....please tell me this person doesn't work for the military.

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#18

New Mexico.

Is.

A.

State.

You have no idea the number of people that believe we are a part of Mexico.

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Mexico can be South South Canada

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#19

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Told my roommate that if he cooked food on less than the highest level of heat, he wouldn't burn as much food, and would generally have more success.

A week later, I explained to him that when he was just boiling water, high heat was okay.

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Monday 2 months ago

At least he was trying. Lots of parents don't teach their kids how to cook anymore.

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#20

Had to explain to a female friend of mine that she doesn't have to take out her tampon to pee because it's two completely different holes.

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mulk 2 months ago

WTF?!?

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#21

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult That Earth has one moon. The new moon on the calendar every month confused her.

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Flameclaw 2 months ago

But on QI they said that we have no moon.... Or was it two, or 10, or 100's???

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#22

Food isn't vegetarian just because it has vegetables in it, and lack of vegetables doesn't automatically mean it isn't vegetarian.

Story time. I went to a restaurant and was looking over the menu, which had vegetarian friendly options marked. Pretzels with cheese weren't marked, so I asked the waitress if she knew why. If it was just something in the cheese, I still wanted to split the pretzels with others at the table and skip the cheese dip. Her answer? "Well, it's like, um, so pretzels don't have any vegetables like broccoli in them, they're just bread, so they aren't vegetarian. But if you wanted something that is, then you could maybe get the chicken and broccoli because it does have a vegetable with it. But like the mac and cheese wouldn't be because it doesn't have vegetables." Mac and cheese was marked vegetarian friendly.

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ZombieGirl 2 months ago

Oh bless her heart...

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#23

That dropping "water bombs" on the Notre Dame fire is [frikkin] stupid. He just wasn't hearing it, because of course I couldn't know more about firefighting than the president... I'm a firefighter, I was in uniform.

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chi-wei shen 2 months ago

What do you expect from a president who wants to buy Greenland with more than 50,000 people living there? Of course he knows everything better than you and anyone else.

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#24

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult In regards to the North and South poles, neither is "the one that is always hot."

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Lenka Smetanová 2 months ago

"You mean central africa?" 😂😂😂

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#25

At my work a lady wanted a hamburger but with cheese on it. I said "Oh, so you want a cheeseburger"

The lady said "No, I said a hamburger with cheese on it"

I said "That's called a cheeseburger"

Lady screams "No!! I want a damn hamburger!!!!! with cheese on it!!!"

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Signe Kyster 2 months ago

I have had customers who wanted a cheeseburger - without cheese!

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#26

That Halloween has never and will never fall on Friday the 13th. It was my mom.

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Every year I tell some gullible person that this is the first year in 666 years that Halloween falls on Friday the 13th.

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#27

Every St Patrick's day in San Antonio they dye the river green. I work hospitality and I had a middle age woman asking me if she could drink the water from the River. I laughed thinking it was a joke but she was really serious about it and got mad saying I was being condescending. I told her no, you should not drink that water and she said that since there was green beer she thought the river could be beer. I reminded her there are ducks living there and I don't think the city wanted drunk ducks going around downtown. She called corporate saying I insulted her. She was not drunk.

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Daria Z 2 months ago

The less intelligent always seem to feel outraged and/or insulted the most.

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#28

If you don't pay your utility bill then said utility will be turned off - everyday at work I have to say this to customers. Every. Day.

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Vic 2 months ago

I certainly don't envy your job..

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#29

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Canada is part of North America

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

And the US is South Canada.

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#30

You can't/shouldn't iron your clothes while you're wearing them. One guess as to how this came up.

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Mangoes'nRum 2 months ago

You can, but you shouldn't.

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#31

That you can't get aids through sexual intercourse if you don't already have the HIV virus inside your body or your partner is carrying it. A guy I talked to once thought that gay men got AIDS simply by having gay sex, and that the disease just spontaneously appeared through the act of inter-anal insemination. I don't even think that he understood the concept of a virus.

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Vic 2 months ago

So the HIV hides in the anus and waits for a penis to show up?😆😆

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#32

An ex was convinced that the reason the ozone layer is thinning is because airplanes poke holes in as they pass through. No telling her otherwise.

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Beh Pnkt 2 months ago

as long as there are no mofo snakes on that mofo plane, I'm fine.

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#33

Press up when you want to go up in the elevator and down if you want to go down. She thought you had to guess where the elevator was and if it was under you lets say, you had to press up.

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Kaisu 2 months ago

I know there are a lot of people who think you control the elevator like that using the buttons

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#34

Had to explain to a neighbor that the sun and the moon were not the same thing.

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Vic 2 months ago

Hope this neighbor was 3yrs old..

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#35

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult Yes sir, when you sign up for insurance you're agreeing to pay for it.

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DemPugs 2 months ago

Nah, Imma get a mortgage, and not pay for it. Ain't no one taking my proper-tay!

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#36

That Spain is a real place.

That not everyone who speaks Spanish is a Mexican. And that Mexicans are called that because they’re from Mexico.

That titties and boobies are not the anatomical words for breasts.

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Titties and boobies in South South Canada

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#37

There are more than 6 bones in the human body... she thought it was head, back, arms and legs.

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DemPugs 2 months ago

Ok, some of these are reasonable to not know, but has she ever felt her hands or toes?

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#38

Things-People-Cant-Believe-Had-Explain-Another-Adult You can still get diarrhea even if you believe in Jesus...

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Hope Floats 2 months ago

Unfortunately, viruses and illnesses aren't choose who they infect..

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#39

"Well, sir, it's not illegal to serve food that tastes bad....No, this isn't a police issue".

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DemPugs 2 months ago

Reminds me of the time two people called the cops because they were fighting over a parking spot and wouldn't move. People can be stupid sometimes.

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#40

How to use packing tape! You haven't lived until you've told a 40 year old man to put the sticky side on the box.

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Vic 2 months ago

I have not lived!

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#41

I once had to explain to a college friend that Indians didn’t have spices running in their blood that allows them to eat spicier food.

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Vic 2 months ago

As an Indian, the chilly running in my blood just stopped to shake it's head in disagreement..

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#42

When you travel at 60mph you will cover sixty miles in an hour.

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A B C 2 months ago

If you up it to 88 mph, you can travel back in time. But don't tell them.

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#43

Turn off the high beams for cars traveling in the opposite direction.

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Jon S. 2 months ago

Arrrgh! This drives me crazy

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#44

That the North Pole is an actual place on the planet and not just a mythical place where Santa and his Elves live. Also had to explain that the South Pole is real.

Granted, they did not think Santa is real. But they also didn't believe me flat out about the poles, they first argued saying I was crazy and then Googled it.

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A B C 2 months ago

Oh you're dumb, the earth is flat, how should there be a south pole? *sarcasm off*

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#45

That chickens can lay eggs without a rooster around. My dad and grandma kept trying to tell me there HAS to be a rooster or they don’t lay. I got to explain that to have fertilized eggs you need a rooster but regular eggs for eating don’t need a rooster

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Electric Ed 2 months ago

I thought so too. Quick googling confirms that a rooster isn't needed. Feels weird to be wrong.

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#46

Had to explain to my 26 year old coworker that the moon does not in fact emit its own light and is simply glowing from the reflection of the sunlight

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Vic 2 months ago

A lot of people who didn't get enough education might not know this

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#47

"No, you should not perform an auto-vasectomy at home. You should see a doctor for that"

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Jon S. 2 months ago

Oh dear...Darwin Award candidate?

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#48

That Australia and India do not “share a border.”

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Australia can be Down Under Canada

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#49

If you don't go to work you won't get paid, especially when you're constantly complaining about always being broke. You can't call out whenever you don't want to go in, and then wonder why you have no money.

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

All of my employees

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#50

That a prairie dog and a coyote are 2 different animals, this was a high school teacher.

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Viviane Katz 2 months ago

Sounds as if someone took "prairie dog" literally.

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#51

If you've found a dog and are making a sign it should say "found dog" not "lost dog"

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ZANDA 2 months ago

What about "found lost dog" or "lost dog found"

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#52

A coworker of mine recently quit without notice. A few weeks later, she wasn't liking her new job much and said she wanted to come back to the store. She could not comprehend the concept of being ineligible for rehire. If you quit without notice, they're not going to take you back!

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Wil Vanderheijden 2 months ago

I bet she even called a lawyer to sue the business.

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#53

My friend worked at Office Depot and had to explain to a customer why he couldn’t make him photocopies of a 20 dollar bill

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Vic 2 months ago

The easiest way was to let him..

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#54

You shouldn't put scotch in your baby's formula.

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DemPugs 2 months ago

If you do that, you don't deserve to have a pet rock, let alone a child.

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#55

That power tools need to be turned on in order to work.

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Vic 2 months ago

*Looks for power switch on the hammer*

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#56

Had to explain to my wife that pickles were made of cucumbers

She didn’t believe me, still not sure she does

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Emma B 2 months ago

Someone did not watch Magic School Bus as a kid!

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#57

Retirement is something you have to actually prepare for. Magic money does not create itself in a fund that you never started.

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Signe Kyster 2 months ago

I work at a retirement company. You would be amazed how many people thinks that! Also that if you just have the smallest saving, you will be set for your entire retirement. "But I have 50.000 dollars in savings". Yes, that will last you how long?

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#58

i was explaining to my ex girlfriends brother that i will be travling to hawaii he asked “can you drive or do you have to take a plane to get there?” he’s 35

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Signe Kyster 2 months ago

A friend of mine in high school was traveling to Berlin. She said that she might just take the airlift build in WW2 to get there.

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#59

Had to explain to a 40 year old woman that the clitoris and “pee hole” are different.

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Finn Fickle 2 months ago

Had to explain this to my 70 year old grandma.

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#60

That our sun is a star. It was one of the things that made me say out loud "seriously?"

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ƒιѕн 2 months ago

Yes the Sun is one of the many many stars in the Milky Eh

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#61

That getting a bunch of morning after pills from the student health center and having me take one every time we had unprotected sex was a recipe for disaster. And before you ask, he grew up in the Bay Area and was the child of two professors, so it’s not because of a lack of access to sex ed.

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Wil Vanderheijden 2 months ago

Learn the difference between "a lack of access to sex ed." and actually having "a factual sex ed." other then "Just don't do it"

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#62

To make pasta you have to boil the water

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SmittenKitten 2 months ago

Or eat it raw... 🤪

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#63

That Michigan wasn't the capital of Detroit and that Jerusalem, not Jewersilum exists. My former best friend was and still is the dumbest person I've ever met.

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 2 months ago

and Al Bundy is the capital of New York.

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#64

I am a manufacturing engineer and had to explain to a 33 year old engineering technician what a nut, bolt and washer were Friday.

This is just the icing on her grossly incompetent cake, and I have been logging these incidents with the intent of firing her Monday morning.

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Kath Leen 2 months ago

i recently met a canadian guy who applied several jobs with the goal of learning things.. he said he will apply for a certain job that he has no knowledge of, asks a lot of stuff like how do they do this and that. he will learn a thing or two before he get fired within a day. the process continue til he already became expert for certain process.

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#65

There’s a girl I used to work with who didn’t know submarines actually existed.

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 2 months ago

They exist. And they are delicious.

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#66

Had to explain to someone in college that "3 seconds of dish soap" was not necessary for each plate you wash. As in he would turn the dish soap upside down, and squeeze for "1...2...3". For. Each. Plate

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LuckyL 2 months ago

never heard about measuring dish soap in seconds

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#67

Alcohol has calories.

I had to be the one to tell my friend when she was in her mid-20s that the vodka she loved has calories. She was so shocked and said, "What!! I thought since it was clear like water it didn't have any calories."

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DemPugs 2 months ago

Cyanide is also clear, so it's completely harmless because it looks like water!

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#68

That milk comes from a cow the same color as you see it in the carton and is not in fact actually red milk that has been dyed white in the factory

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Giovanni 2 months ago

There's this myth among some vegans that milk it's filtered blood, i don't know who came up with it, IIRC nipples are highly modified sweat glands so milk it's more akin to fatty sweat.

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#69

My mother told me nobody can live on $40,000 (USD) a year, and I was unable to get her to understand that it is pretty normal to make $40,000 or less and people do fine with that salary.

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kasa alex 2 months ago

I used to live on waaay less than that, in Australia where living costs are expensive

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#70

You can't use an electric blanket to dry your bedsheets.

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DemPugs 2 months ago

Ugh, warm, damp sheets...So comforting...

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#71

A dear friend of mine phoned his mother, on his first week away at college, to ask her how you cooked eggs. He was having trouble working the shells in. He wasn't kidding.

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DaVo 2 months ago

I don't even know what this means....

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#72

6 inches isn't 0.6 of a foot. She had been slowly, unknowingly, overcharging our company for materials for years.

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Martha Meyer 2 months ago

She was ahead of the rest of the country and already using the metric system.

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#73

That oil isn't easier to get in the Middle East because "you only have to drill through sand".

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Daniel Lewis 2 months ago

“You only have to conquer a neighboring nation.”

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#74

That all babies, including the first one after marriage, take 9-10 months to develop. Just because the first one comes along in under 9 months, doesn't mean that it takes less gestational time.

I was in my mid twenties, and she was several years older.

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Dynein 2 months ago

Well, people used to think that... back when premarital sex and children out of wedlock were a huge no-no. Ever since opinions changed on that, the durations of first pregnancies in a marriage miraculously switched to taking around 9 months exactly like for every following child...

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#75

That's having sex on your period doesn't automatically create AIDS. One of the two people need to already have AIDS.

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A B C 2 months ago

That.... that just doesn't make any sense at all.

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#76

That raisins are dried grapes

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Daniel Lewis 2 months ago

So then what are dried raisins?

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#77

That you cannot convert between square meters and cubic feet without additional data.

SQUARE meters. CUBIC feet.

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Joseph Georgiadis 2 months ago

You can! Any number of SQUARE METERS = ZERO CUBIC FEET (as height=zero).

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#78

You have to use water to cook rice in a pan

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Hope Floats 2 months ago

Why do I get the feeling that someone found this out the hard way....

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#79

How to use a new type of electric hand-drying machine (mounted on the wall) in a public men's room.

The guy tried everything to make it work, other than following the simple instructions on the hand-dryer (it even had arrows pointing the way where his hands should be inserted to activate it).

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Wil Vanderheijden 2 months ago

Instructions are so overrated.

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#80

I had to explain to my friend that we didn't actually gain an hour of sunlight when we changed the clocks in the spring.

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Daniel Lewis 2 months ago

We don't!? I feel cheated.

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#81

Pasta does not grow on trees.
Mybe she was an adult yet though, but she definitely wasn't a kid either. Late teen I suppose.

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Steve Barnett 2 months ago

Maybe she watched this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

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#82

I work with this guy who thinks that average precipitation us, like... Some sort of quota that nature is obliged to meet. For example, if it's a particularly dry summer, he thinks it will just rain a lot in the last few days before summer ends.

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Alexandru Bucur 2 months ago

I say we sue nature for breach of contract for failure to deliver goods in drought years! Now who's with me? XD

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#83

No you can't put that metal pan in the microwave . He was also driving a golf cart with my other friend and when he was close to hitting something he hopped out and tried pushing it away. Other friend hit the brake.

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Elizabeth 2 months ago

well you can put a metal plate in a microwave and there will be sparks! Fireworks show!

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