When I was a kid I got chicken pox, I broke out in hives too so my parents took me to the ER. Turns out I'm allergic to chicken pox, how that is even possible is still a question to this day

I have a birth mark running from my chin towards my neck that looks like a little pink caterpillar and I’ve never seen anyone with the same kind of birth mark. Usually kids notice it and when they ask what it is, I tell them it’s where my human suit zips up.

My ex was obsessed with collecting expensive items on roblox so I got his account banned. So he wasted all that money for no reason.

Rabies


you can be asymptomatic for *years* (depending on where you get infected), not realizing that you have it, and the moment you start feeling any symptoms, it's already too late for treatment.