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blixten1982 • commented on a post 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Phone booths are back!

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Phone booths are back!

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Brilliant!

blixten1982 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With A Grand Fail (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure George Costanza was in this photo at one point.

blixten1982 • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With A Grand Fail (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure George Costanza was in this photo at one point.

blixten1982 • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

No, its not. Look it up.

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

“It’s Just As Horrific As It Sounds”: 50 Disturbing Truths About Animals You Might Wish You Didn’t Know

Just gonna put this link to a video of a leopard shark at an aquarium getting a belly rub here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

My parents used to always back their cars into the garage at home. One day I asked my dad why and he said because he's more often in a hurry to leave than in a hurry to get home, so it's easier to drive out of the driveway when leaving, and back in when coming home. Now, I always back in at home and I wonder why anyone would ever drive into their garage front first.

blixten1982 • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

blixten1982 • upvoted 4 items 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know?

Oxygen slowly kills us. It can take up to 100 years or even more for oxygen to k**l a human, but oxygen is responsible for the ageing process.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

Sadly, that made them a target for Vlad the Bomber.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know?

Oxygen slowly kills us. It can take up to 100 years or even more for oxygen to k**l a human, but oxygen is responsible for the ageing process.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

Sadly, that made them a target for Vlad the Bomber.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It?

The Mariupol Opera Theatre, March 16, 2022. They wrote "Children" on the pavement so that the russians wouldn't bomb it.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It?

January 6th. Unbelievable, and shame on anyone who support(ed/s) anyone who was there and didn’t do their part to stop it.

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blixten1982 • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

blixten1982 • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago

The Christmas Trees In Kyiv

50 Funny Engineering Blunders That Might Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes (New Pics)

Agreed

The Christmas Trees In Kyiv

50 Funny Engineering Blunders That Might Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes (New Pics)

Agreed

50 Ultimate Responses Online That Hit So Hard, We’re Still Recovering (New Pics)

Keith Johnstone was a famous improvisation comedy teacher and one thing he used to teach improvisers was: Don't try to be clever, be obvious.

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blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Funny Engineering Blunders That Might Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes (New Pics)

This one doesn't look like a mistake, it actually looks like a pretty cool way to put a door in that space.

50 Ultimate Responses Online That Hit So Hard, We’re Still Recovering (New Pics)

Keith Johnstone was a famous improvisation comedy teacher and one thing he used to teach improvisers was: Don't try to be clever, be obvious.

blixten1982 • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

50 Photos So Interesting They Feel Illegal To Look At Without Protective Eyewear

If you look closely in the first photo you can see the Tim Horton's on the left.

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blixten1982 • upvoted 16 items 5 months ago

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

The Ninja Turtles work the same way as ancient mythology. The stories are told and re-told over and over again and there are many different versions.

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

🎶TURTLE POWER🎵

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

The Ninja Turtles work the same way as ancient mythology. The stories are told and re-told over and over again and there are many different versions.

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

🎶TURTLE POWER🎵

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

🎵Heroes in a half shell!🎶

50 Maps And Charts You Didn’t Know You Wanted To See But Might Be Glad You Did

What's the little tiny arrow on the east end of the line? I don't see it in the key.

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

Is that a euphemism?

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

That's got to be an incredible view from the tower as well!

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

Completion date: 3025

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

That’s the nopiest nope that ever noped.

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

it just popped up to welcom u :)

50 Maps And Charts You Didn’t Know You Wanted To See But Might Be Glad You Did

I love their Map Key!

50 Maps And Charts You Didn’t Know You Wanted To See But Might Be Glad You Did

Obama needs a better accountant

50 Photos So Interesting They Feel Illegal To Look At Without Protective Eyewear

If you look closely in the first photo you can see the Tim Horton's on the left.

50 Photos So Interesting They Feel Illegal To Look At Without Protective Eyewear

Truth.

30 People Call Out Popular Romantic Movies That Are Actually Super Toxic

This take is missing the point. Her life was unimaginably rough no matter what. All the townspeople had to recreate one day of the crash, reprint copies of newspapers, and let her do the same thing day after day. I think she got somewhat better with familiarizing events happening later in her life when everyone realized they could stop enabling the memory loss as non-existent for her. If that makes sense. People started realizing one day she would wake up and no longer have a father and everything would unfamiliar to her suddenly.

50 Awkward Photos That Are Almost Too Painful To Scroll Through

Sorry, but if you live in the US there isn't enough money in that cash dispenser to pay your hospital costs.

Art & Design, Hobbies

New York City Street Scenes In Miniature

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blixten1982 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Wish You Would've Known Before It Was Too Late? (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 2 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 15 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Words Do You Want To Have Put On Your Tombstone?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Tips For A Freshman Student In High School?

Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is Your Favourite Artist?

Hey Pandas, If America Decided To Change Their Banknotes Who Would You Like To See On Them?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Misheard Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, Where Can I Find Cheap Home Decor That Looks Expensive? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Writing Advice? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype That You Actually Fall Into?

Hey Pandas, Post Your Funniest Homemade Memes! (Closed)

blixten1982 • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things That Should Be Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are You Doing To Celebrate This Thanksgiving? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Vent About Anything You'd Like (Closed)

blixten1982 • commented on a post 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Phone booths are back!

blixten1982 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With A Grand Fail (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure George Costanza was in this photo at one point.

blixten1982 • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

blixten1982 • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Funny Engineering Blunders That Might Make You Feel Better About Your Own Mistakes (New Pics)

This one doesn't look like a mistake, it actually looks like a pretty cool way to put a door in that space.

50 Ultimate Responses Online That Hit So Hard, We’re Still Recovering (New Pics)

Keith Johnstone was a famous improvisation comedy teacher and one thing he used to teach improvisers was: Don't try to be clever, be obvious.

blixten1982 • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

50 Funny And Relatable ‘90s Posts That Define An Entire Generation

The Ninja Turtles work the same way as ancient mythology. The stories are told and re-told over and over again and there are many different versions.

50 Maps And Charts You Didn’t Know You Wanted To See But Might Be Glad You Did

What's the little tiny arrow on the east end of the line? I don't see it in the key.

50 Alternate Angles Of Popular Landmarks That Reveal Hidden Details

Is that a euphemism?

50 Photos So Interesting They Feel Illegal To Look At Without Protective Eyewear

If you look closely in the first photo you can see the Tim Horton's on the left.

blixten1982 • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Alberta and Saskatchewan missed the memo.

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

Just come up to Canada, weed is legal and sold in stores to anyone over 18 nation wide.

50 Of The Most Interesting Maps Shared By This Online Community (New Pics)

I think our English (Calgarian here) is between UK and American English with a few of our own made up words thrown in there, washroom, chesterfield, parkade, twofour, toque.

blixten1982 • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

50 Times People Tried To Fix Something And Somehow Made It Worse

Ha ha! Fair enough.

50 Times People Tried To Fix Something And Somehow Made It Worse

It feels like if I say I understand this post that it ages me.

30 Posts And Memes About The Wild '90s That Today’s Kids Probably Wouldn’t Understand (New Pics)

Try not to suck any d**k on your way through the parking lot.

30 Posts And Memes About The Wild '90s That Today’s Kids Probably Wouldn’t Understand (New Pics)

We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We Can't. Not on Rex Manning Day!

blixten1982 • commented on 3 posts 9 months ago

30 People Recall The Mass Resignations That Followed A Single Office Event

Murder. If you plan the murder then you'll have a pretty good guess at when the funeral will be.

40 Images So Weird They Need Jesus, As Shared By The “Weird Images Worth Seeing” Online Group

Americans... always need to be different from everyone else with their units of measurement.

30 Adult Problems That Hit People Like A Ton Of Bricks

That's not really an adult problem, that's an American problem. I just pay taxes and I've never had to deal with health insurance corporations or even think about a medical bill. Thank you Tommy Douglas!

blixten1982 • commented on a post 10 months ago

"Exact Number Of 6894 Beans": 30 Stories Of Lifetime Supply Winnings, From Wholesome To Sad

So... you used to steal donuts.

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Brilliant!

70 Times People Solved Everyday Problems With Shockingly Clever Ideas (New Pics)

Phone booths are back!

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

No, its not. Look it up.

50 Times An Attempt Was Made And Ended With A Grand Fail (New Pics)

I'm pretty sure George Costanza was in this photo at one point.

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

“It’s Just As Horrific As It Sounds”: 50 Disturbing Truths About Animals You Might Wish You Didn’t Know

Just gonna put this link to a video of a leopard shark at an aquarium getting a belly rub here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA

50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets People Blessed Us With This Month

blixten1982 • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Useless Fun Fact You Know?

Oxygen slowly kills us. It can take up to 100 years or even more for oxygen to k**l a human, but oxygen is responsible for the ageing process.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It? (Closed)

Sadly, that made them a target for Vlad the Bomber.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It?

January 6th. Unbelievable, and shame on anyone who support(ed/s) anyone who was there and didn’t do their part to stop it.

Hey Pandas, What’s A Historical Event That Still Feels Unreal No Matter How Much You Read About It?

The Mariupol Opera Theatre, March 16, 2022. They wrote "Children" on the pavement so that the russians wouldn't bomb it.

The Christmas Trees In Kyiv

blixten1982 • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

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