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Aud (she/they)

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Hey fellow pandas, hope you're having a good day!

Let me tell you a bit about myself: I'm bi and use she/they pronouns, and I love anything and everything music! 🎶 I play guitar, bass and piano, and am learning Swedish. I listen to the Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, Queen, and The Smiths. I'm also totally obsessed with Good Omens, Dr. Who, and Broadchurch.

Shoutout to randomhungryhamsterperson and Strawberry Jelly

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TREAT OTHERS WITH RESPECT🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🇺🇦

Go drink a glass of water

Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ

Have a good day guys ❤

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Aud (she/they) • upvoted 34 items 9 months ago

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

I would totally watch this 🤣🤣🤣

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Snort

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Be glad YouTube is not a man

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

What if halfway through the straight guy realises that he's gay?

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

And I'm taking obesity as a souvenir.

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i think with cats, that training is automatic.

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

My ancestors didn't figure out how to NOT live in the wilderness just so I could cosplay it poorly thousands of years later. No thanks.

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Both were probably written by people who didn't go to Harvard.

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

microwaved frozen pizza

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

but it sure helps

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

That was the sweetest thing I've ever read..

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

DOH!

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

This should be fun.

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

A failed attempt would be even more awkward

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

That's crazy!

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

She lost her internship because of this.

Curiosities

Reddit post

I’m a teacher and it’s actually frightening the percentage of children that cannot read… We are trying to teach them in schools, but a lot of the learning happens from practicing reading at home

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Kids are getting their wishes, now that many US states are loosening child labour laws.

Curiosities

Reddit post

psych major: if you stare into a mirror in the dark for a while, your reflection will grow disfigured and turn monstrous/something that’s not your face. it’s called the caputo effect.

Curiosities

Reddit post

History major here, we are already in WWIII. We just don’t know it yet.

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

Snort.

From Unhinged To Hilarious: 50 Tweets For Anyone Tired Of The News

money in the bank

This Satirical Online Page Has 1.2M People In A Chokehold With Its Spot-On Hilarious Headlines (New Pics)

They're really not that deadly, when it comes right down to it.

This Satirical Online Page Has 1.2M People In A Chokehold With Its Spot-On Hilarious Headlines (New Pics)

I feel seen

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

left titty is half way to Timbuktu

50 Scary Stories That Prove All It Takes Is 2 Sentences To Not Sleep At Night (New Posts)

If this is true. I would divorce you ASAP.

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

I wish they were that useful.

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Pretty much

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Aud (she/they) • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

37 National Stereotypes That Are Hilarious Because They Might Actually Be True

I've always thought Azerbaijan would be a cool place to visit

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Real :/

37 National Stereotypes That Are Hilarious Because They Might Actually Be True

I've always thought Azerbaijan would be a cool place to visit

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Real :/

This Satirical Online Page Has 1.2M People In A Chokehold With Its Spot-On Hilarious Headlines (New Pics)

Me too

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh

Happened to my mum once

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

I would watch the hell outta this

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Aud (she/they) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The Trend For Censoring Common Everyday Words?

Aud (she/they) • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Halloween Costume This Year? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Where Are You At The Moment? (Closed)

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Who's Your Fictional Crush? (Closed)

Aud (she/they) • submitted 5 new posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Here's A Space To Hang Out

Hey Pandas, Show Me Some Fanart!

Hey Lgbtq+ Pandas, What's The Worst Homophobia Or Transphobia You've Witnessed Or Experienced?

Curiosities, Memes

I Made 11 Funny Theatre Kid Memes

Hey Pandas, What Was The Scariest Nightmare You've Had Recently?

Aud (she/they) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Of The Trend For Censoring Common Everyday Words?

Aud (she/they) • submitted 19 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Use One Emoji Forever, Which One Would You Choose? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Had To Rename All The Days Of The Week, What Would You Call Them?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Animals?

Hey Pandas In School, How's Finals Going?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Best TV Show Of All Time? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Saddest Character Deaths In Books Or Movies? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Anyone Else Annoyed?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Theme Song? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Which Appliance In Your House Do You Use The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Name The Best One-Line Lyric In Any Named Song (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Have You Been? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Happens When You Fall In Love? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Thanksgiving Food? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Songs Have Made You Cry? (Closed)

Hey Pandas Who Play Instruments, What Do You Play, And What's Your Favorite Song To Play?

Hey Pandas, Why Does The Love Excitement Decrease With Time?

Hey Pandas, What Instrument Do You Play? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Makes You, You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Childhood Movies Can You Still Watch On Repeat? (Closed)

Aud (she/they) • commented on 5 posts 9 months ago

37 National Stereotypes That Are Hilarious Because They Might Actually Be True

I've always thought Azerbaijan would be a cool place to visit

50 Times “Girl community” Shared Pics That Encapsulate What It’s Like To Be A Woman

Real :/

This Satirical Online Page Has 1.2M People In A Chokehold With Its Spot-On Hilarious Headlines (New Pics)

Me too

50 People Share Their Injuries That Are Not Funny But You Can’t Help But Laugh

Happened to my mum once

40 Tiny Life Nuggets That Range From Hilariously Absurd To Strangely Profound (New Pics)

I would watch the hell outta this

Aud (she/they) • commented on 15 posts 10 months ago

These 32 Behaviors Are 100% Legal And 1000% Psychotic, According To Online Folks

But that doesn't change the fact that it's too d**n early

These 32 Behaviors Are 100% Legal And 1000% Psychotic, According To Online Folks

Mine goes off at 5:12. It's just a number.

50 Funny Memes From ‘Circle Of Idiots’ That Hit Way Too Close To Home (New Pics)

Thought it said 'boobing' for a sec

50 Random But Accurate Memes That Might Make You Laugh-Whisper "Same"

Thanksgiving at my grandparents house

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Made me chuckle

50 Hilarious Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ To Help You Forget Your Problems For A Bit (New Pics)

A pic of me when I wasn't emotionally struggling:

35 Painfully Hilarious Period Memes That Guys Probably Won't Get

I cried a few mornings ago when I briefly misplaced my bracelet

50 Hilarious Posts That Scottish People Blessed The Internet With (New Pics)

BLOODY TWITTAHR!!

50 Funny Memes To Bring Some Much-Needed Laughter Into Your Life (New Pics)

🤬

50 Funny Memes To Bring Some Much-Needed Laughter Into Your Life (New Pics)

Literally my ancestors

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

Ngl I kinda look like her (with only slightly less pink)

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

I'm more of a cat person, but now I want a scary dog. A hellhound should suffice.

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

You've been "Future-father-in-law-to-my-kids"-zoned.

50 Of The Most Relatable, Wholesome, Funny, And Positive Internet Posts You Might See All Day

Same! It's not about the love for the item that they give you, but who gave it to you and what it means to have something from them.

50 Of The Best Posts From An Online Community That Rages Against Sexism (New Pics)

If men didn't exist, I'd walk around with my t*ts out just because

Aud (she/they) • upvoted 20 items 9 months ago

50 Creepy Facts That Might Make You Wish You Never Read Them

But iTs sUcH a bEauTifUl tImE! Biggest lie told to women.

50 Creepy Facts That Might Make You Wish You Never Read Them

I mean, when I look at my reflection in the mirror, I KNOW a demon is staring back at me... XD

50 Creepy Facts That Might Make You Wish You Never Read Them

Want it creepier? Smile to your reflection.

Curiosities

Reddit post

psych major: if you stare into a mirror in the dark for a while, your reflection will grow disfigured and turn monstrous/something that’s not your face. it’s called the caputo effect.