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According to the FBI, men commit 80% of violent crimes, 99% of sexual assaults, and the majority of property crimes. It’s no surprise that women are cautious in a world shaped by these statistics.
But that doesn’t mean questionable behavior from women should go unnoticed. In a popular thread, men shared things women do that would likely be seen as creepy if the roles were reversed. Here’s what they had to say.
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#1
“If you don’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”
No lady, you’re just an a*****e.
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#2
Physical a***e. I am 6’3” 240, dating a girl who was half my size and would constantly strike me. Even my friends laughed about it. She ended up breaking my orbital bone and then no one found it funny.
StrangeOne 1 month ago
Nope. This isn't a pass. There have been women and girls horrifically a*****e, and they do it so calculating and planned to get at the guy when he's most vulnerable. Such as when he's sleeping or occupied with something.
#3
As a gay man, two things:
1. Women wanting to be friends with us so that they can parade us around as their "gay best friend". Had a few "friends" pull this s**t on me, the moment that they start introducing me to their friends as "this is my gay friend that I was telling you about" I stopped talking to them.
2. Try to "turn me straight" by doing things to attempt to seduce me. Like WTF? I'm not interested. Also, the number of women who ask me for intimate details on my s*x life and act like it's not awkward at all is insane...
#4
I hate when waitresses touch me, whenever I post this too I get a torrent of replies saying that studies have proven that men are more likely to tip more if the waitress touches them. I don't care, I don't want to be touched by you.
#5
In college, a girl stalked me and did things like go into the Men’s bathroom just to look at me while I showered.
Even though there was LITERAL VIDEO FOOTAGE, the University did absolutely nothing.
… And a lot of my male friends tell me that I’m “lucky.” 🙄.
MalayDragon 1 month ago
Your male friends were saying you were lucky, sorry those people are not your friends, They're the people who WILL side with her if she gets mad when you reject her advances, and claims you did something to her.
#6
Any man who's worn a kilt in public can testify. Women will openly grope, lift, and look. A man doing the same would be lucky not to end up in jail.
StrangeOne 1 month ago
I never found this funny. It's so gross. Just For Laughs Gags would do pranks like this. I never found the humor. It would give me thoughts about wearing skirts and men trying to do such things. Then I would be clenching my teeth.
#7
Hasn't happened to me, but I often see girls/women posting about how they flirt with someone that they have no interest in just because they are bored.
I've seen huge pages on FB post something like:
"Ugh I hate it when you flirt with a guy when you're bored and then they start to like you"
Playing with people like that is messed up.
#8
My ex has the habit of talking like a baby and intentionally pronouncing words incorrectly like a child would.
I can understand if a baby or a cute dog is in sight but if you're cold say that. Don't tell me your thold.
Yes. Thold.
#9
I was dating this girl who ended up faking that she would do a "surprise visit" to my house while i lived very far away. She'd text me that she'd be there in two minutes and was annoyed that i was annoyed that she'd show up unannounced while she wouldn't even know if I was home or not.After i broke it off she did it a couple times more.
She convinced a friend of mine to "lure" me into a bar where she was so she could "win me back". I come in to the bar, my friend isn't there, but the girl i ended things with and eventually blocked when things went to far was there and she went as far as blocking my path to the exit, saying that if I left she would scream that i was threatening her.
I'm not saying it's all women, but I've had a few experiences like this, although they didn't go THAT far.
#10
Women: the number of you with long nails that are crusty underneath is alarmingly high. I even had a former coworker who regularly kept her nails at 3" length who once commented on me cleaning under my nails and remarked inquisitively as to why she always sees men cleaning.under them, and that it made no sense to her.
I then glanced at hers and i can only describe what i saw as an accumulation of spebum, dead skin and potato chip crumbs.
Please...please clean under your nails.
Shelley Keenan 1 month ago
A NICU nurse years ago accidentally killed a few babies with the bacteria that grew under her nails.
#12
Was at a PTA event at school like the opening week.
So they did a powerpoint animated slideshow to introduce all the teachers.
When the younger early 20’s male gym teacher was up on the screen there was like a little uproar from all the moms. Like about him being hot etc.
Even weirder is he grew up on the next block and went to the same school when he was a kid and his mom is still my neighbor.
If the guys did the same for a hot female teacher I’m sure they would have been run out of the room.
#13
The "figure me out" game. They intentionally communicate poorly because they want their partner to figure out what is going on.
It's downright a*****e. I was that partner years ago and I'm still messed up because of it. If my fiancée is having a bad day and talking less than usual, I have to restrain myself from anxiously trying to figure out what I may have done to cause this.
#14
Two years ago I was on an archaeological dig where one of the other students was a woman about ten years older than me. On the first day in the field- before I even knew her name or said a word to her- she walked up to me and said "You have really big hamstrings". At the end of each day in the field she used to walk around with her shirt off while we were packing up. The worst thing she did though was one day while I was screening (using a screen to check sand we had removed from the ground for any small artifacts we might have missed), she came right up behind me, got really close, and said "Do you have tan lines from those shorts? I bet you could pull off something a lot shorter".
Can you imagine if the roles there had been reversed? I'd be on probation if I said something like that to a woman.
#15
Older women are insanely grabby and sexual-harrass-ey. I cannot count the number of times I'll go to take the order of a table of elder ladies and have one of them grab my wrist, hand, or put a hand on my hip. It's pretty gross.
StrangeOne 1 month ago
I've seen women do this to other women. It's not okay in the slightest. No touchy.
#16
Damaging their exes property.
StrangeOne 1 month ago (edited)
That's just vandalism. I don't think females should have a pass for that. I don't think they actually do in reality. Just in movies, shows and songs. That Carrie Underwood song aged like bananas.
#17
Going through personal belongings. Like a phone or wallet that doesn't belong to them.
Not all woman but I've seen it several times.
Breadcrumb. 1 month ago
Never okay, and I think it's a learned behavior from older moms who used to read diaries and think it was okay.
#18
Hit on a man after learning he already has an SO. Super creepy and gross-feeling.
I'd advise women not to do that, but then I'd be helping them to hide how creepy and s****y they are. Always knew to stay the F away from women who did that.
PrettyJoyBird 1 month ago
The saying "lose them how you won them" comes to mind. Trying to get someone to cheat then being shocked when they have it done to them later by same person.
#19
I once declined s*x from a girl I’d slept with before and as I was walking away caught a glass across the back of my head. People laughed. I laughed out of nervousness.
Had that been the other way round….
PrettyJoyBird 1 month ago
People laughed wow. That is assult. What if glass had pierced skull or worse. No!
#21
My now ex literally stalked me. I told my girl best friend about it and she’s like nah that’s not that weird. Imagine flipped roles….
#22
Being just fine with manipulation as a form of social interaction.
StrangeOne 1 month ago
Narcissistic behaviour. Call it out so we can stop this from continuing to be normalized.
#23
Tell a child he's cute and will be a little heartbreaker when grows up and then say, keep him for me when he's 18. A man cannot ever do or say that
Alex Kennedy 1 month ago
I think it’s pretty creepy if a woman does that too, and I think most people I know would feel the same.
#24
My older sisters friends would get drunk and come into my room and put on my underwear. Then bragged about it to her friends at school.
Also when women call me gay for not hitting on them.
#25
If you don't reciprocate their feelings you definitely are gay.
#26
This happened to a good buddy of mine. He was asked out by the girl in one of our classes who he barely knew, and had basically never talked to. He politely declined and moved on, didn’t think much about it. She continued to post on social media for months in a very explicit manner how he missed out on her, and how she’s too good for him and how he was ghosting her.
I brought it up with him, and he said he didn’t really care, so he let it go. But I was super pissed with her. Romantically Accosting people on the internet is never cool.
#27
So I've had very unique, long red curly hair all my life. Unfortunately for me this meant a lot of old ladies liked it. I cannot count the amount of times an old lady went up to me and said "ohh I can't help myself" (or something like that) and just rubbed their hands through my hair (without asking me) . This s**t happened since I barely walk. It even happened when as a toddler/kid I was extremely shy and would hide behind my mum.
Granted, now that I'm 21 people don't do that any more but it still bugs me that it happened.
#29
Anyone seen Henry Cavill on daytime TV promoting a movie or something when there's one or more women on the show as well? I feel f*****g sorry for the dude, he looks so uncomfortable with the way they act.
StrangeOne 1 month ago
I haven't seen this show, but if it's anything like The View, I can understand.
#30
Obsessing over celebrities. If I talked about the girls from Blackpink the way girls talk about male pop stars I would be called a simp or an incel.
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Glasofruix 1 month ago
Another thing to the list: "testing" their partners by setting up traps, trying to make them jealous, pretending to leave so they'll "fight for them" etc... I've read stories about men doing that too, but it seems rarer.
Nils Skirnir 1 month ago
Women are people. For good or ill. Some good ones, mostly average, or bad-probably a normal curve.
Shane S 1 month ago
Women can get away with public displays of affection with other women much more easily. Whether it’s romantic or not, in conservative areas men who touch men for just a little too long get glared at or called slurs. Potentially worse.
Multa Nocte 1 month ago
That's the US. Move to France and people get over it. Everyone bisous each other BUT we don't run our hands over each others' bodies.
Load More Replies... Glasofruix 1 month ago
Another thing to the list: "testing" their partners by setting up traps, trying to make them jealous, pretending to leave so they'll "fight for them" etc... I've read stories about men doing that too, but it seems rarer.
Nils Skirnir 1 month ago
Women are people. For good or ill. Some good ones, mostly average, or bad-probably a normal curve.
Shane S 1 month ago
Women can get away with public displays of affection with other women much more easily. Whether it’s romantic or not, in conservative areas men who touch men for just a little too long get glared at or called slurs. Potentially worse.
Multa Nocte 1 month ago
That's the US. Move to France and people get over it. Everyone bisous each other BUT we don't run our hands over each others' bodies.
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