50 Hilarious Posts That Scottish People Blessed The Internet With (New Pics)

This one is sweet.

Sweet and simple.

I went to Cambridge - but my team lost :-(

Maybe he is, does she take him to the chippy?

Someone give it a name please

"I dunno I canny see" Is a hilarious response in this situation

Now they're both up to speed on the other's activities.

The trouble is, both sides make sense - as seen by themselves. Thinking through someone else's eyes is a rare skill

What's up, kzys59pcrp, no stupid letter for this post?

Impossible.

Did that when my mum burnt the boiled potatoes (an achievement in itself) and I said to my dad that they were "crematoes" and we were both corpsing whilst my mum was trying to rescue dinner! One of us would whisper "crematoes!" and we'd be off again!

Got to admit, that is one beautiful dog.

I used to live on a street that was very hard to spell too, we had the same joke going around about Oehlenschlæger street.

"If you want my bunker, and you think I'm s.e.x.y...."

Yeah sadly I completely believe these stats. When I got my exam results (20yrs ago) everyone was comparing their results and it quickly became clear that 90% of my year (around 200 students) had failed or gotten the lowest possible passing grade.

Bri'ish

Most of us would echo this sentiment

two lumps, black

But don't let it borrow any money

I don't think the letters could get any bigger....

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Turkey is a popular destination for people from Britain to go for dental surgery, particularly aesthetic procedures, much cheaper than the UK.

Not Scotland though

Smoooooooth operator.

I suppose some people are more into fantasy than others

I think we all do this 🤣

HAPPY Little Flowers!

This one took me forever. Only when I read numbers out loud I worked it out 🤦‍♀️

Hey! Our local Aldi's here in Virginia carries these! Loads better 'n Hersheys muck!

Ba57ard! I married Mr Auntriarch for less!

1994 - that was only last week, wasn't it?

Well darn

Very nice of the police to inform them.

M for empathy. (Granny Weatherwax.)

"Banter", you say? -- 'Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the How's Your Father. Hairy blighter dicky-birded, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWPk9jrvqk&t=145s

Adorable

Oh, definitely!

Or Fifty past five.

I see kzys59pcrp has finally taken a break from the Rickrolling. Thank god, too.

Well yes

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And yet somehow they only heated up the 5 square feet next to the fire while the rest of the room remained sub-zero.

... and answering this isn't worth your time, either, Chlo

"Qui a coupez le fromage!"

Well, were you able to retrieve it? Without being spotted?

... And the shopkeepers are quite glad of your custom, my friend!

It's okay, I talk to myself, too.

Fair enough, just don't get them mixed up

I want to go there

Cars know

Now I'm craving a Colin the Caterpillar cake....trip to M&S later it is!!

... and by then it's time for another night out

Says Mr. Ireland from Scotland.

Photo-ing your food - crazy idea !

Oh, that's where it went!😆

We got to play football exactly 1 time in gym class, during my 6yrs in secondary school. Every girl in my class except me 'forgot' their gym kit that day so the teacher reluctantly agreed to let the boys play football. He didn't want me to play but I insisted on joining in. I was (unsurprisingly) picked last and everyone was stunned when i turned out to be a better player than 80% of the boys. Everyone had conveniently forgot that I played for the school's girls team and that we regularly won tournaments against other schools and beat the boys school team every time we played them.(they never won any tournaments)

"Ned" is Scottish slang for young hooligan, in case the explanation was needed.

Evil.

... And yet, here you are, spilling the beans to the entire effing planet on social media. Good Job!

Fiat should start making it again, it is still prettier than the cyber truck.

Is that no' Mrs Boorine's boy, Tam ?

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Europe: "American portions are WAY too large! No wonder you're all obese!" Also Europe: "The portions in our restaurants are far too small!" (I know, different cases, different establishments, different people complaining. But hey, what's humor without some unwarranted overgeneralization?)

... don't ask why ...

Not that many, either

"In" jokes are always the best

Badum-tsh.