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Confidence is key to a lot of success in life, but it's not some magic solution that allows someone to circumvent reality. However, that has never stopped a certain kind of person who, by the looks of it, makes it their life’s mission to embarrass themselves publicly.
So we’ve gathered some of the best posts from this group dedicated to folks sharing and shaming people who were 100% confident about something they were completely wrong about. Get comfortable as you scroll through, brace yourself for some secondhand embarrassment, upvote your favorite examples and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.
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#1
Well Maybe That’s Her Favorite Kind Of Yogurt
PenguinEmp 2 months ago
I know! This is an old one but they finally got around to censoring the name F***y. UK slang
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Glix Drap 2 months ago
Fānny - short for Frances. Also used as slang for a woman's genitals.
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Hayden 2 months ago
Only female cows can give birth and produce milk. Just like humans. Who knew?
ॐBoyGanesh 2 months ago (edited)
Cows can only be female. So, only cows can give birth & produce milk. They’re cattle. Mature males are bulls. Mature females are cows. Maybe it’s just because most of our experiences are with cows, that we think of the entire species as being cows. But that is absolutely not the case.
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Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
🙄🤦♀️seen this one a lot never ceases to amaze me how dangerously thick some people are 😂typical townie lol 🙄😂
Uncle Panda 2 months ago
If there's only one teat, that ain't milk in the bucket. And you just made a friend for life.
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#2
Love This
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
I often wash up in cold water 🤷♀️no difference what so ever , everything is just as clean !
#3
"No Nation Older Than 250 Years"
Gebidozo 2 months ago
The ridiculous stupidity of the original post aside, the concept of a “nation” is notoriously vague and tricky to define, considering how many diverse political, geographical, ethnolinguistic, and cultural aspects it attempt to amalgamate. Among all the modern nations, I think China is the closest to passing most antiquity tests. It has definitely been a nation in every sense for at least 3000 years.
BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure if you can supply a large enough number of caveats we can make this statement true. For instance, while China has been a nation for nearly 3000 years, the current political system has only been in place since 1949. In another example, the United Kingdom of Great Britain was founded in 1707 with the Treaty of Union, but it has only included the Northern Ireland since 1801. I mean these are super insane caveats, as the nations within the United Kingdom go back to at least the 10th century (depending on how you define nation). Egypt has been a nation since around 3000 BCE, 1952 CE, or 2014 CE depending upon how you define things. It's a really dumb post though, you're right about that.
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Ol' Stevie 2 months ago
Came here to say the same thing. The original part of my house is older than than the US, my village has around since before the "pilgrim fathers" even existed let alone before they were thrown out, and the nearest town has been a town for at least two thousand years.. murricans gonna muric I guess😂
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Verena 2 months ago
I pity these people. That they have no knowledge is the fault of their surroundings, and I guess it is strange to cope with all the information available via the device they used to type this. And no knowledge is dangerous, if they believe this, then they are the mass dictators need.
GlitterPanda 2 months ago
even if OF were remotely correct about the age of other countries (which, they are absolutely not) 2025 is 249 years after 1776 anyways, so their math is wrong in every way possible
Tropical Tarot 2 months ago
The 250th anniversary of the US is 2026. The original poster got the wrong year. We're celebrating by having a UFC (Ultimate Fight Club)match on the front lawn of the White House.
Load More Replies... Jonas Fisher 2 months ago
The response is kind of stupid, isn't it? A pub, last time I checked, is not a country. And don't get me wrong, the original poster is wildly ignorant, but the response is pretty stupid, too.
Auntriarch 2 months ago
I'm guessing the response is using the example of the pub as an insult rather than a direct comparison, rather like saying "I've got shoes older than you" to someone who's trying to pretend they're a grown up.
Load More Replies...The "Confidently Incorrect" subreddit has been around since 2017, and like much of niche internet culture, it was small at first before expanding into a shared belly-laugh of a community. What began as a simple concept, collecting screenshots of people being hilariously, confidently wrong, quickly took off. The internet, of course, is never wanting for people who have strong opinions and thin facts.
The subreddit has grown to hundreds of thousands of users over time and is now one of the default locations for humor that blurs the cringe-comedy line. Its material has a tendency to bleed into the mainstream, showing up on Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram, and sustaining the internet's hunger for this sort of material in general.
#4
A+ Biology
Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
From the people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Lene 2 months ago
Iirc, it's fairly recently in human history that we (well most of us) stopped being lactose intolerant. Which again makes me wonder how many people over how many years have had stumach pains and the runs on a daily basis because they insisted on drinking cow milk resulting in us being able to drink cow milk now.
Sam Trudeau 2 months ago
"I wonder who looked at these and said 'I'll drink what comes out'" - Calvin and Hobbes
Philly Bob 2 months ago
Nestle cornered the market on them for the Strawberry Quik.
Load More Replies... Jaya 2 months ago
Sheep milk is for baby sheep. Dog milk is for baby dogs. Cat milk is for baby cats. Cow milk is for ... humans? Yeah, makes total sense 🙄
PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago
Well when mothers died before formula etc a goat would be the food source for a human newborn. It’s basically the closest to human milk
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Indian Billionaires
Gebidozo 2 months ago
Besides the obvious idiocy of confusing Native Americans with the inhabitants of India: since when does the presence of 10 billionaires testify of the wealth of the general population?? A society can have billionaires and still suffer from poverty. Ironically, India is a good example of that.
BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
THANK YOU!!! I was going to say this. I got into this argument concerning Colin Kaepernick. A coworker said, if things are so bad for the black community than why is he rich. I'm like, "dude, one successful black athlete doesn't mean that systemic racism isn't real, it just means this one guy found a way to thrive in spite of it."
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Patricia Pitsel 2 months ago
Most Canadians refer to them as Indigenous or as First Nations people.
#6
Oh, Lavern
Brian Leahy 2 months ago
Seriously. The fact that there are people grown adults with jobs and children of their own who insist they hate pronouns or that we need to get rid of pronouns, etc. absolutely boggles my mind. It’s a part of speech, you literally can’t even say “I hate pronouns“ without using pronouns.
BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
BeesEelsAndPups does not use pronouns, as BeesEelsAndPups believes they... I mean pronouns... wait I did it again. Fudge! That was twice in once sentence!
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
"Paul is she/they" - John 18:6.2 (it's in the subtext)
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Lotekguy 2 months ago
Laverne is right about there being no pronouns. Back then nobody paid for words, so they were all still amateur nouns.
David Paterson 2 months ago
Old Testament. God could be he, she or it. The Old Testament literally does not say. All those crazy old men in the Renaissance paintings are pure guesswork. I personally think the correct pronoun for God in the OT is "it".
ImdaPrincesse 2 months ago
We're going to send her a Bible with both capitalization AND bold text.
Load More Replies... Pieter LeGrande 2 months ago
Which bible are you talking about? For starters, in the English bible Scripture says: “God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them”
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago (edited)
Pieter LeGrande: you're quoting a translation based on translations - written to have poetic impact rather than literally reproducing the meaning in the source translations. In any case, just before that verse, Genesis 1.26 says "Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness." - so God, in their own voice, is not claiming any séx. Given that God is represented in the Bible as an absolutely unique, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, "being" which pre-existed everything else in the universe and indeed created the universe, it would be very strange for God to have anything identifiable as a séx or gender.
Load More Replies... Shelli Aderman 2 months ago
Ahhh, she said the liberal mob was after her… 🤣🤦♀️ https://x.com/lavern_spicer/status/1418873481245122561
Load More Replies...The "Confidently Incorrect" subreddit is one of the darker corners of the internet where there's schadenfreude mixed with humor, and everyone can't help but congregate to stare in awe at how brazenly incorrect someone is. The rules are simple, posts, comments, or screenshots of individuals declaring things with complete and utter certainty, yet being laughably, irrefutably wrong. It's not the mistake that's funny, it's the swagger, the confidence, the complete and utter lack of doubt that turns boring errors into internet gold.
#7
Big Brain Time
V 2 months ago
They're crocodiles, not alligators, they're too pointy to be alligators.
Load More Replies... Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
Signs you need to go back to primary school and start again.
Tamra 2 months ago
A systematic destruction of the educational system causes a lot of problems like this.
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Austzn 2 months ago
Only after the corporations extract everything from us and convince us that clean water is bad....but that's not slowly happening right now is it? 😟
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#8
An Mistake
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
H is a consonant here. Learn to spell Lester. Also, in Irish, H is a modifier, like an umlaut. Their way of taking back The Mick
Emilu 2 months ago (edited)
H is always a consonant (for most of the English speaking world except US/Canada/others that use said dialect, I believe). Say, "I hate a herb" is correct grammar (though, a weird thing to say, but *shrug*) for UK/Aus/etc. US etc would use "I hate an herb", I think? Either way, I hope that we can all agree that the guy above is an an moron 😂
TiNaBoNiNa 2 months ago
Correct, because we do not pronounce the h in herb. There are other things we don't pronounce because it just sounds silly to do so. sHedule vs sKedule. But we all pronounce school like skool.
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Marnie 2 months ago
Some people have used "an" before certain words that start with 'h' where the 'h' is not silent, like "It was an historic event". But never before "huge".
Bewitched One 2 months ago
An historic event is also not correct though, at least I’ve never known an to be correct in front of a consonant unless it makes the sound a vowel would. I can’t exactly think of an example atm lol
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KatSaidWhat 2 months ago
There's a page on FB called people correcting people incorrectly. I need a daily facepalm.
#9
Vanilla Abstract
Intangible Panda 2 months ago
Oh no.... I usually only have renaissance vanilla and impressionist vanilla in my pantry!
LillieMean 2 months ago
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the word in question was an extract because I was listing a lot of pastries in my mind.
highwaycrossingfrog 2 months ago
I was puzzled, thinking "but abstract doesn't sound like essence".
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quentariel 2 months ago (edited)
Accidentally read that as "post mortem vanilla", and it makes this comment sound even weirder.
One of the reasons that this type of content is so popular is because it hits a very human frustration, we all know someone in our lives who acts like an encyclopaedia human but speaks absolute muck. Watching random individuals getting publicly roasted for it online is vicarious. It's like seeing the obnoxious guy at the dinner party get fact-checked by the universe itself. There's relief and humor in watching overconfidence get deflated by the world, and that's what makes the subreddit so engrossing.
#10
Imagine Being Called Out By A Book
Ripley 2 months ago
Rule of thumb - very few words originated as acronyms. Laser, scuba, radar are acronyms, but not many others (and definitely not swearwords!)
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago
Further to that, almost no *older* words come from acronyms. Just as with the examples you cite, it's almost all modern inventions and organisations that use acronyms.
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Apatheist Account2 2 months ago
It takes 19 seconds to realise that they had news in the 1700s, but no weather predictions or sports reporting.
Bryn 2 months ago (edited)
It also takes 19 seconds to learn that they had horse racing in the 1700s, including 1750 when the Jockey Club in England was founded. This racing was reported on in the papers. It's sports reporting
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Glen Ellyn 2 months ago
There's also "snafu." Situation normal, all fouled (or f*cked) up. It originated in the U.S. Army during World War II.
Pieter LeGrande 2 months ago
I was always it meant North, East, West, South, i.e. the directions the news comes from.
#11
Abigail Must See This Reply As An Instant Win
BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
Isn't she the woman that does that philosophy channel on youtube? Her stuff is really good.
Socrates 2 months ago
I’ve only seen a bit, but I want to look into it further. Any videos you’d recommend?
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#12
Apparently Peeing Is A Type Of Birth Control
Pieter LeGrande 2 months ago
Doesn't help if you sleep through the classes.
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Harry Gondalf 2 months ago
You know the scientific term for people who rely on this method of contraception? —Parents.
Miki 2 months ago
If the person is an American, I actually believe that exactly what was taught in school.
BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
I did middle-school in the United States, and I was not taught this nonsense. We learned actual facts in health class. Like that women's urethra and the vaginal canal are not the same. And that if you get married, your wife will cheat on you with your neighbor Jerry. Then somehow Shannon's still gonna get the house, even though it was her fault for fugging Jerry in the first place, and you're gonna be stuck moving back in with your parents, because how the hell are you gonna pay the mortgage on Shannon's house and afford a place on your own. You know, practical stuff.
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Krd 2 months ago
They also could be confusing the recommendation that you urinate after s*x, but that is for STD's/STI's, not pregnancy.
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A second is the uncooked humor of contrast. Someone who says "the moon is nearer than Australia" with unshakeable conviction is not just wrong, he's so wrong it's an artwork. The gap between their conviction and reality is the humor. While a flat-out mistake, coupled with the recognition of ignorance, can be annoying, confidently erroneous posts demonstrate the human tendency to bluff or to pose, and it usually leads to something absurd.
#13
They’re Not Completely Off, I Guess
Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
The fact that OP anticipated some half-wit American would come along, but then still gets bamboozled.
Mary Peace 2 months ago
That's a great many people to to tar with that one brush! And I'm not American, I'm English.
Load More Replies... Shelli Aderman 2 months ago (edited)
Ah, bless the hearts of those who have never studied a globe…
#14
Trying To Act Smarter Than A Real Medical Professional
Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
The same people who refused to wear masks during the pandemic are now the ones wearing face coverings, kidnapping people.
MsPlants 2 months ago
I love all the " you cant wear masks because they cause xyz, or you cant breath or whatever because they forget docotrs literally wear these same masks all day long or what about the trades like house painters or people who work in manufacturing that wear the even thicker masks and dont have any problems? and are kept safe and healthy by those masks?
Charlotte Ingle 2 months ago
Canadian womens hockey team won Olympic gold while wearing masks, so you'd think most people should be able breathe well enough to toodle around town
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Keith Handly (Ike) 2 months ago
Nastyyyyy MAGA, don't mean a thing! It's Dr. Olson if you're nasty.
Mark Hastings 2 months ago
My congressional representative in Washington DC is a doctor; her specialties are OB/GYN and pediatrics. The president and head of Health and Human Services did not ask her about Tylenol and autism; she would have gladly told then they are wrong.
#15
Stand Office
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago
I had a girlfriend who told me the rain was "trenchal". I asked what she meant, and she said "You know, really heavy, so you need a trench coat". I explained it's "torrential" because it's like a "torrent".
merlin 2 months ago
Well, why does stand office makes sense the way this person describes it?? Lmao!
Spannidandoolar 2 months ago
It's like Joey and the "Moo point" they've justified nicely
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Jaya 2 months ago
In my family we have a house rules in Scrabble: if you can explain why a word should exist of should be spelled that way and the other person thinks your idea actually kinda makes sense, you're allowed to use that word/spelling. As far as I'm concerned stand-office and trenchal both make enough sense to be allowed.
There's also a feeling of communal reassurance. As you scroll through the thread of unapologetically incorrect opinions, you can't help but feel just a little bit smarter by comparison. It's not sinister, exactly, it's more or less a harmless ego stroking. You might not know advanced physics or obscure trivia, but at least you’re not out here insisting with authority that “penguins are a type of plant.” The internet thrives on making people feel like part of an in-group, and laughing together at outrageous errors creates that bond.
#16
That's The Language 570 Million People Speak In *Latin* America
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
I had an argument with my stubborn father the other day because he said his high school Latin teacher was perfectly fluent. I argued that as the language hasn't had a native speaker in millennia, how are we to know that we are even pronouncing words correctly?? And what about slang & non grammatically correct stuff? We just take a stab at it really. He is a very smart man but once he digs his heels in...🙄 I couldn't convince him of this & his Latin teacher was perfect.
Judes 2 months ago
I don't think fluency requires a native accent. Many people are fluent in English, but do not have one of the many native speaker accents. And knowing slang is also not required for fluency. Fluency just means you are easily able to express yourself in that language. So, I'm with your dad on this.
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Dave Baxter 2 months ago
To be fair, latin is a dead language, meaning that nobody has spoken it as their first language for so very long that we literally don't know how the Romans pronounced it.
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
Dave Baxter: plenty of people have a pretty good idea how Latin was pronounced by some ancient Romans. You can work out a lot from various written sources. The thing is, "ancient Rome" covers a huge time period - over 1200 years - and a huge geographical area as well. The English I speak has diverged a long way from the language Alfred the Great used approximately 1100 years back.
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#17
My Friend, Who For Some Reason Doesn’t Believe Helen Keller Was Real, Can’t Do Basic Math
Michael Largey 2 months ago
I was born in 1950, and it's now 2025. 50 - 25 = 25. Hey, I'm 25 again! Thanks!
Apatheist Account2 2 months ago
I've just turned 36. Before I turned it, I was 63...
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 2 months ago
This is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged! I mean even the 80-68=28 is wrong
Bi.Felicia 2 months ago
For all the other brainiacs she was 87 years old, when she died.
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Cuppa tea? 2 months ago
It's correct. I was born 1975, now it's 2025. 75-25=50. Last year I was 51, and next year I will be 49.
David McKendrick 2 months ago
But if 80 - 68 = 28 then 75 - 25 could be anything at all.
Load More Replies... Alewa 2 months ago
I really wanna know more about the thought process of this person though. Like, how do your arrive at 28 if your subtract 68 from 80? Especially if the first calculation would essentially already have given you the right number...
#18
The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are
Upstaged75 2 months ago
Oh my lord....how do you get to be so stupid yet SO convinced you're correct???
Michael Largey 2 months ago
The philosopher Bertrand Russell said that the problem with the world is that the foolish are full of certainty and the wise are full of doubt.
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Fungus John 2 months ago
He's right. I met a nigerian prefix online who promised to send me $10 million if I gave him $5000 to clear it with customs. Never saw my 10 mil.
Stephanie Did It 2 months ago
That money would have relieved a lot of suffixing.
Load More Replies... Emilu 2 months ago
Trickle. Only three lines of water/other liquid. Trivial. Three levels of petty. /s
S R Godwin 2 months ago
Give up now before you start screaming....and having nightmares about prefixes....
Memetic potential plays a big role too. Most assertively wrong posts end up leading lives of their own, becoming jokes that cycle back in other corners of the web. The humor is easy to pass along, easy to understand, and contains low levels of context, great traits for viral content. To that degree, the subreddit is a part of the wider context of internet humor in which screenshots can go from Reddit to Twitter to TikTok, accruing chuckles along the way.
#19
Big Brain Move From This Fella
Gebidozo 2 months ago
Samoans of Somalia, Austrians of Australia, Malians of Malaysia, Kenyans of Canada, Lybians of Liberia, unite!
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
I hope if someone pointed out their typo they’d take it in good grace.
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fly on the wall 2 months ago
I am Canadian, does this mean I came from a can? I was told by my parents that they found me under a cabbage leaf
Upstaged75 2 months ago
It's quite easy to verify that Somoa and Somalia are NOT the same thing. 🙄
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
Erm someone else fell asleep during geography didn’t they 😂 Polynesian lol 🤦♀️
S R Godwin 2 months ago
My school would not let me take Geography exams because I would've let the side down and even I know where those countries are...
#20
Aunt Rap Runner
Jihana 2 months ago
I have to admit, when I started reading I couldn't figure out what they meant.
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
Me to lol like wtf does he eve mean don’t even sound like the word does it 😂
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago
Me aunty can drop a diss track while completing a marathon. Her stage name is Run Dee Em CeeCee... XP
LookASquirrel 2 months ago
Makes me think of philanthropist as pronounced by Charlie on his date 😂
David McKendrick 2 months ago
George Bush is said to have alleged that the French don't have a word for entrepreneur and he was a genius compared with Donald Trump.
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
I had to look to see wtf they meant omfg lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣crying laffin here this is bloody priceless best ever 😂😂
#21
Belgian Whistles
Mary Peace 2 months ago
If I get a website, how important is to have whistles, and suppose I want French or Spanish rather than Belgian?
Finally, there is something disconcertingly endearing about fallibility being in action. Sure, it's funny, but it also serves as a reminder that confidence guarantees nothing and that even the most self-assured human can be an utter blunderhead. In a world where misinformation moves fast and individuals double down rather than backing down, there is value in seeing how silly that looks to others.
#22
Rule
Verena 2 months ago
Okay, this might be obvious for native daily speakers. But if English is a language you need to learn, the grammar books explain: I, you, he/she/it = singular; we, you, they = plural, plus any variation to indicate relation to persons or objects. For a non-native speaker the only logic to use "their" (as in plural) in above case is: He/she = he or she = 2 options for a person = plural. If the gender is clear, it sounds very odd to use the plural form as in "Joe owns a car. It is their car." A non-native speaker learns "It is his car".
Lazy Panda 2 2 months ago
Oh no, someone has stolen my rolos! Where have they gone? They're running away! I better chase after them.
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#23
Why Don’t Tattoo Places Just Euthanize Their Clients
Corwin 02 2 months ago
They do it with a hammer , chisel and a burning iron
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Beak Hookage 2 months ago
I asked my local tattoo parlour to just put me out of my misery but they said they'd lose their license.
Intangible Panda 2 months ago
I'm not trying to explain... I'm just screaming with my inside voice, "Anesthesia... it's anesthesia!!!"
Kimberly Alison 2 months ago
I think they should get euthanized when getting their next tattoo, for sure.
Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
Why would they get a Darwin? They're not dead.
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#24
All This Time I Could’ve Just Told My Teachers I Didn’t Agree With Their Math
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago
The great thing about maths, and indeed science, is that they don't care whether you agree or not.
Untamed Snark 2 months ago
The day will certainly feel longer without sleep
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Fuhleeheece 2 months ago (edited)
Hey! I'd like to disagree with gravity and weigh less! Take that, science!
veryvenasaur 2 months ago
This is like the time my sister tried to disprove long division rather than learn it.
Brian Leahy 2 months ago
There was a Simpsons episode where Homer was driving an 18 wheel truck and brought Bart along. They had stopped at a lake and were fishing. Bart casually said "We still have 1200 miles to go, and only 10 hours to make it." Homer herded Bart back into the truck and off they went. Yeah, Simpsons is kind of a surreal comedy, but you don't have to be a genius to know they'd have to AVERAGE 120 miles an hour to make that deadline...
The charm of the "Confidently Incorrect" subreddit, then, is a blend of humor, catharsis, and camaraderie. It's a place where egos are deflated, facts prevail, and all the folks scrolling by get to experience just a tiny bit more grounded in their own fallibility, without sacrificing the pleasure of enjoying someone else's absurdity.
#25
I'd Like To Solve The Puzzle
Jrog 2 months ago
Guess he meant "four for four" as a promotion where you get four items for four dollars.
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Brian Leahy 2 months ago
Where I live in Northern Ohio, Pizza Hut had an ad campaign for their new easy-to-remember pizza delivery hotline: 524-4444
Mary Peace 2 months ago
I live in the UK, and I saw a taxi company with a number 44444, and the slogan, 'go on all fours.'
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#26
Just Turn It Off
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
If we could just turn it off, DON'T YOU THINK WE WOULD?!? Sorry for yelling, this just pìsses me off!
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
Me to ,however now I’m past all that lol this is hilarious and highly worrying that the poster said this , I mean like they could have told us how ffs right lol
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
Ah but way back when s e x ED was proper lol ,least was in my school days 1969-81 I left at 15 lol , then it all went down hill ,I did all the talks with my kids ,which is what us parents should do ,IT is not down to bloody schools to do . Dont be freaking prudes ,that only end up sending THIS type of lunatic in to the big wide world ,
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
No lol don’t be that person it’s hilarious ,see the funny side , this one is way to pathetic to waste energy getting steamed up about 😂😂😂
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#27
So Close
Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
These are the people who are mad about the metric system btw.
Jac Carr 2 months ago (edited)
This just reminded me of my late dad; RIP pops. He was an engineer who was privately educated and a very smart man. In his 80s, he decided to cook my lamb recipe which worked out to him needing 120 minutes cooking time. He rang me to say it was really tough and he couldn't figure out why. Turned out he was convinced 120 minutes was 1 hour 20 mins and it must have taken me half an hour of repeating the explanation for the penny to drop. He just had a brain fart moment, bless him
Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
Sure wish I had those 100 minute hours while taking tests in school...
Mary Peace 2 months ago
When I started work in an office in 1977, we had flexible working hours but we had to fill in a time-sheet manually and add up the hours worked each day and total for the week. Some people added up the minutes and hours on a calculator.
#28
Just Breathe, Just A Few Breaths
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
Theirs an internet "hack" where if you want the right answer you post a wring won and the pedants will koreect. Ewe. (Watch!)
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Kevin Hickey 2 months ago
Tell her, "If you reject me in under one minute, we can split $10,000!"
Crystalwitch60 2 months ago
😂well they is t wrong lmao being an idiot will get u an instant f right off so 🤷♀️😂10k plz lol
#29
Spain In Pain
Peeka_Mimi 2 months ago
We were talking about libraries being burned down in history. Someone said the Aztecs (my ancestors) burned their own libraries. I said, "No that was the Spanish." They replied, "They're still European." 🙄
#30
Apparently Europe Has No Food And No "Tech"
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
They make up it up out of their heads but because it ‘feels right’ that translate to it must be right. But that is all I can type because I am faint from hunger and my laptop is steam-driven.
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Teutonic Disaster 2 months ago (edited)
Imagine being so stunted that you think chain restaurants (that we obviously DO have, american ones as well as our own), which I assume he's talking about, are the culinary pinnacle.
L.V 2 months ago
Yeah stay away. We survive on vibes, and we don't want all that tech to stop our digestion
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Gunný Petersen 2 months ago
No suprice why Trump was elected for the second time for presidency of the US! This is beyond disturbing.
Moana Manana 2 months ago
I have a colleague from Bosnia, born here in Germany, and she always told me how Bosnia is almost jungle like, with no toiletts. You have to go outside to pee, no streets no cars, no anything. Googel told me otherwise and about 6 years later I visited Sarajevo in 2018 during the Film festival. It was magic!! How stupid can you be with your own country? The parents are to blame, but one Google search was enough, but noo...
Teutonic Disaster 2 months ago
The parents probably fled the country during the war and came from a very rural region. But since the war's been over for more than 20 years, you would think that they traveled back occasionally and witnessed the evolution of their homecountry. 🤷♂️ Maybe it was also just some kind of long-con prank your colleague played on you.
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Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress
Dani M 2 months ago
One dress is blue and black,.the other gold and white
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#32
Ducks Are Not Birds
CalamityOne 2 months ago
Yeah, I think I was more offended by the "maller" than the rest of the nonsense, lol
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Min 2 months ago
I once spent an entire lunch break arguing with a co-worker that penguins have feathers, not fur. She wouldn't believe I could possibly know that without touching one because penguins aren't "proper birds".
Mary Peace 2 months ago
Because they swim but don't fly, presumably. But if you watch film of them grooming themselves, you can see they have feathers.
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Beak Hookage 2 months ago
Ducks get out of the water to sleep and nest, you thundering dropkick.
#33
The Point Of Twins
Shelli Aderman 2 months ago
Again, reason number 3,452 on this list of why S*X EDUCATION MATTERS!
wuchi51 2 months ago
That's nasty christians don't like that s*x Ed. Leads to s*x and sin
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BrownEyedGrrl 2 months ago
I was reading a book by a very well-known author. The main character had "identical twins". One was a boy. The other was a girl. I couldn't read any more.
Jaya 2 months ago
It is extremely rare, but there are cases of monozygotic twins with different phenotypes.
Load More Replies... Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
If anyone mentions fraternal I assume there will be a debate about college coming next...
S R Godwin 2 months ago
What the h*ll do you guys learn at school in the USA??? Not very much at all, it seems.
#34
Wireless PC's Don't Exist
Howl's sleeping castle 2 months ago (edited)
I have said this before and i will say it again - it's more of Slower thoughts
#35
"An Authentic Italian Thanksgiving Dinner"
AD Sully 2 months ago
This isn't stupid if you live in the US, and you know Italian families who've lived here a long time. They do it UP for those holidays but with an Italian touch and it is delicious.
Doctor Strange 2 months ago
My grandma was pure Italian, came over from Italy as a child. She made the most amazing thanksgiving dinners. Nothing beats thanksgiving at Italian Grandma's.
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dan s 2 months ago
I don't get what's wrong about this. Why does it have to be turkey? So they guy grew up having pasta etc for Thanksgiving. I make Baked Ziti for Christmas dinner. What, you think the baby Jesus was chowing down on turkey and cranberry sauce?
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
dan s: what's wrong is that Italians don't typically celebrate the US holiday of Thanksgiving. The clue is in the demonym "Italian" - referring to citizens of Italy. It's a complicated subject, though - plenty of countries have harvest thanksgiving festivals unrelated to the US version. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving#Observance
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 2 months ago (edited)
Which would be what, a turkey stuffed with spaghetti and meatballs?
Doctor Strange 2 months ago
My grandma was pure Italian, came over from Italy as a child. She made the most amazing thanksgiving dinners. Nothing beats thanksgiving at Italian Grandma's.
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
Doctor Strange: so, your pure Italian grandmother had most of her upbringing in the USA? Hmm...
Load More Replies... Uncle Panda 2 months ago (edited)
I'd attend an Italian thanksgiving meal in a heartbeat. Mama Mia!
Kristiina Männiste 2 months ago
We actually do somewhat celebrate the 14th of July in Estonia - the DJ of one our main radio channels likes to have an excuse to air "La Marseillaise"😂 So far not a single 14th of July has been without it for the last 5 years
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#36
Apparently Women Lose Their Autism After Having A Kid
Jrog 2 months ago
BTW, it's pretty common for women to lose their ALLERGIES after a pregnancy. Or gain some new. Or change the effects. Hormones really pull a number on the immune system.
Day Andie 2 months ago
During the first pregnancy, I developed asthma. I also had moved from Pennsylvania to Idaho. Was now allergic to sagebrush and triggered by hay when I feed the horses. Allergies/asthma got worse until I quit having babies (4 kids) Slowly got better and better, and I spent 35 years allergy/asthma free. Age 71, I develop an embolism after surgery, go see the pulmonologist afterwards, and they tell me I now have adult onset asthma. S**t. But at least I'm not pregnant!!
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Nils Skirnir 2 months ago
There’s certain trad wife propaganda going around that pregnancy cures all cancers, autism, infections, etc.
Grumpy old man 2 months ago
I expect the Florida population to drop dramatically soon. They already have brain eating amoebas in their water...
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 2 months ago
I actually had a woman tell me her autism went away when she had a baby. Mind you, she was also one of the biggest weirdos I ever spoke to.
GalPalAl 2 months ago
Roses glasses? Why do people not use the internet to check things like facts and spelling? Losing autism after pregnancy and rose glasses. Neither or which make sense or are accurate/
Mary Peace 2 months ago
Meaning rose-tinted spectacles I imagine. But no excuse for the autism story.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 months ago
Autism and ADHD still going strong BUT I lost my motion sickness
#37
God Bless The American Education System
Upstaged75 2 months ago (edited)
And thank goodness for that! Although I would have been fine with Obama sticking around a bit longer.
Michael Largey 2 months ago
He can't be bothered to do the work to change them. He just treats them like they don't exist.
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AnnaB 2 months ago
If there's any slimy, under-handed, back alley, illegal way of by-passing that, I'm pretty sure I know who's going to try.
Day Andie 2 months ago
Yep, declare martial law. He's been working on that normalizing his sending in the National Guard. Can't hold an election when the country is under martial law. Now consolidate your personal army, set yourself up as dictator. Bob's your uncle.
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Philly Bob 2 months ago
He won't run again. He just won't leave. And they'll be no one to stop him. Except nature. Then we get Don Jr.
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#38
I Really Don’t Know How To Simplify It More For This Guy
#39
Metric System At It Again
Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
Eh, it's complicated. The software was metric because it was easier to code. Anything else was in imperial units. All the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo hardware was designed to specs in inches/pounds. The Shuttle was designed in imperial units, but they were "weird" because most of the design was made in metric units (for integration with international cooperation projects) and then converted to inches; so, they ended up with a lot of 64th in their fractions and plenty of mils on the sensitive stuff (.001 inch). After the 1999 Mars Orbiter f*ckup, all the recent projects (ISS, Artemis, SLS, Orion etc) have been in metric. Some subcomponents are derived from previous projects and may still be manufactured in imperial units, but anything critical has been switched over.
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
Jrog: I've read - I don't recall where - technical specs for the Mercury and Gemini programmes. From what I recall, they specified pressure in inches of mercury and inches of water as well as PSI, depending on the precise application. I've come across a reference to pressure specified as 8 mm Hg just now (excessive CO_2 partial pressure, SEDR 109-7 2-10, pg 60 of the PDF file Mercury Flight Operations SEDR 109-7 from https://www.ibiblio.org/mscorbit/document.html). That document sometimes specifies pressure as psia or psig (psi absolute or psi gauge) and sometimes doesn't bother to specify which one it's talking about. It's a *mess*...
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Dan 2 months ago
I think the Apollo missions got to the moon *despite* the imperial measurement system
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
The Apollo missions got to the moon because NASA was very, very careful about quality control and testing. Any system of measurements will do, if everything's properly calibrated and everyone knows what they're doing and no-one gets confused or ignores instructions (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter#Cause_of_failure). It just so happens that the USA never adopted the Imperial system of measurements and legally redefined US customary units in terms of metric standards in 1893: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendenhall_Order. So; the Apollo mission used units which were all calibrated in terms of metric units - sounds crazy, there you go.
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#40
Apparently (Red) Is A High School English Teacher. The Confidence In How Incorrect She Was. I'm Concerned For Said Students
Nils Skirnir 2 months ago
Person said he/she was an English high school teacher, not a high school English teacher. Could’ve been an English high school gym teacher
Marnie 2 months ago
I guess that explains why incorrectly leaving off the 's at the end of plural singular words that end in 's' (example "Chris'" instead of "Chris's" house) has become so prevalent. I see it everywhere now (in articles, closed captioning, etc. not just random posts). If people like this are teaching, it's no wonder.
#41
$15 An Hour = $100k Per Year
Debby Keir 2 months ago
C'mon, they get paid to sleep too - 24 x 7 @ $15 ph is well over 100k!
The Darkest Timeline 2 months ago
Just remember: according to conservatives, some jobs aren’t meant to pay a living wage
#42
Another Day Of Texans Overestimating How Big Texas Is
For context, this was a discussion on speed cameras in Europe.
To be clear - Texas has between 590k-680k miles of road (depending on which source you believe). European Union (not all of Europe, just the EU member states) has over 3 million.
Jac Carr 2 months ago (edited)
I'm beginning to think that Florida and Texas are not real places; they're like simulated states where you throw the debris after building real cities and communities
Auntriarch 2 months ago
But that's what I say when I'm being too polite to say "you're completely wrong you utter wuckfit"
Load More Replies... Sam Trudeau 2 months ago
And Canada is bigger than not just Texas, but USA entirely, the only country bigger is Russia, ergo Europe is bigger
#43
Chickens Aren't Animals
Brian Leahy 2 months ago
This guy probably also thinks that “taxonomy” is the study of tax codes…
Gebidozo 2 months ago
Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class is Aves, ‘cuz feathers they gotta.
#44
Blood Is Blue Apparently
Nils Skirnir 2 months ago
The Army never said that. Corrupt politicians did
Load More Replies... veryvenasaur 2 months ago
You know the r-word is a slur right? I’d really appreciate if you didn’t use it.
Load More Replies... Laura Lawson 2 months ago
As someone who takes blood for a living, I can confirm it is red even without contact with oxygen. Our standard method is an evacuated system where the blood is drawn into the tube directly from the vein without contacting air. Too long to explain but look up Vacutainer method if interested!
#45
Passive Income
Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
Planning to live for almost 1700 years is an odd take but sure.
Joe Reaves 2 months ago
I feel if you've figured out to live that long you could sell the secret for more that $1million and definitely for more than $50 per month if you factor in inflation - because by the time you hit 1700 years old that $50 isn't going to buy you a cup of coffee.
Load More Replies... Jrog 2 months ago
Surprisingly, this guy is NOT a ragebait account. He is a bona fide idiot, and thinks he can provide business advice to people even more stupid than he is.
K Barnes 2 months ago
I was just going to google it to see if this was a joke account.
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 2 months ago
I just worked out that if someone got £50 a month from the day they were born until they died at age 100 they would receive £60,000. I struggle to understand why someone would post something with figures in like that that are easy to check, and not check it? Most of us double guess ourselves when we really know we’re correct and recheck our sums, yet some dumb-dumb posts that because it fell out of his brain so it must be true.
Pieter LeGrande 2 months ago
Dollars, not pounds - but yes agree. In fact take the $1m and get around $4,000 a month in interest.
Load More Replies... Shelli Aderman 2 months ago
Even if $50 per month from birth to 90, it’s only 54K, so uh, yeah… 🤣
Forrest Hobbs 2 months ago
Shelli Aderman: also, inflation would reduce the value of that $50 a month to very little in 90 years,
Load More Replies... Zena 2 months ago
But think of the compound interest if he puts those $50 monthly payments into an interest-accruing account for 1,666 years!
Load More Replies... Day Andie 2 months ago
He sells a PDF? I'd say the guy knows exactly what passive income is. Passive income: defined as a type of unearned income that is acquired with little to no labor to earn or maintain. And with this guy, he may even be kickin' it up into passive aggressive income. Winner winner chicken dinner!
Load More Replies... Yrral Spavit 2 months ago
Wow, where do I sign up! Just have to live 1667 years and you are ahead of the game!
Nancy Parker 2 months ago
If you get the lump sum, you invest it. THAT'S passive income. 80 years adult life×12 months = 960 months × $50 = $48,000.
#46
An Interesting Way Of Adding Percentages
Peeka_Mimi 2 months ago
No it was 300 million that died from d***s, because our dear leader said so.
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#47
The Restaurant Listed Their Hours As 11 AM To 12 PM
JB 2 months ago
Everyone being confidently wrong. There’s no such thing as 24:00 in the 24 hour clock. There’s 23:59, then it ticks over to 00:00 at midnight.
Sue 2 months ago
I still can't convince our print company to print our invitations with 12 noon. It's much less confusing for people like this. If 12 is the meridian, it can't be am or pm, although I guess only for 1 second.
nottheactualphoto 2 months ago
Exactly! 12 is not AM or PM; it *is* the M.
Load More Replies... Barbara Turner 2 months ago
12 PM is noon = around lunchtime, because if any food is really good, you might say "please, more".
Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
He is wrong but the american 12-hour system is F**K*N STUPID. 10 AM, 11 AM, 12 PM, 1 PM, 2 PM... How does it makes sense? Some dumb English monk took the perfectly good Roman system, that had the "meridiem" as the threshold, without numbers, and decided to number it anyway but following the sequence of the previous timespan. Then, they decided to rename it "noon" after the roman Nona, that is not even mid day because it is actually 3 PM!
Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
Best part is, there isn't even consensus among the anglosphere on what 12 AM or PM is, with some style guidelines for major US government entities, scientific institutions using different conventions, and the NPL straight out advising AGAINST using both, preferring the 24 hours format whenever an hour within noon and 1 pm must be reported...
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ImdaPrincesse 2 months ago
I'm not sure if I agree with the 2400 is 12 pm. That's 1200H. Midnight is 0000H. So it's open from 1100H-0000H.
#48
Thats Not How Monitor Size Is Measured
Jac Carr 2 months ago
It is randomly weird though considering we don't do that with any other item
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marianne eliza 2 months ago
Advertising diagonal measurements is just a marketing ploy to make you think it's bigger than it is. Guys know a lot about that kind of deception.
Remi (He/Him) 2 months ago
which is weird because the numbers would be bigger in cm
Load More Replies... James016 2 months ago
There would have been a graphic on the box showing that the screen is measured diagonally
#49
Can't Wait To Tell Skin Cancer About That
Zena 2 months ago
So building a defense...or an immunity, if you will...through exposure? Almost like how a vaccine works? And yet, I'm guessing this person is an anti-vaxxer.
MsPlants 2 months ago
but also thats not how skin cancer works and also before the 60s nobody wanted a tan because only "poor" people had tans becasue they had to work. all the rich people had light skin so they always covered up so they could stay as light as possible and this is true for not just white people. you will find this all through history in paintings and sculpture/reliefs where they have umbrellas or tents ect.
Load More Replies... Marianne 2 months ago
1. They had an intact ozone layer. 2. Life expectancy is steadily growing, so former generations didn't grow as old and thus developed less cancer, because they died before cancer could develop.
Auntriarch 2 months ago
3. And in most places they wore clothes that pretty much covered everything, in substantial fabrics.
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Wyrdwoman 2 months ago
They evolved pale skin *because* there was less sun than in the place when humans originated. We require Vitamin D to live and darker skin prevents that in higher latitudes. It's not that Europeans didn't require sun-screen, its because it didn't exist. Europeans will have still died of melanoma, but knowing the times back then they will have thought they were devils touches or something like that.
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Just Use Your Brain
JB 2 months ago
BEDMAS where I'm from. But I also teach French, where we call it PEDMAS.
Load More Replies... ImdaPrincesse 2 months ago
It sounds like a real thing because I have it worse than you
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Nancy Parker 2 months ago
Without brackets this really can't be answered, but if you just take everything in order, the answer is 4.
#51
On A Post Requesting The Calorie Count Of Fried Chicken That Was Sitting On A Scale Showing 60g
Ripley 2 months ago
Soooo, a kg of fried chicken has the same calories as a kg of watermelon? Sounds like an *awesome* diet (if only it would actually work that way).
Rinso The Red 2 months ago
I'll take 1kg of chocolate at the calories of watermelon please!
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 2 months ago
Unless they have scales that you type the food into and it gives the weight and the calories, or just the calories? It wouldn’t surprise me at all if there is such a thing.
Jrog 2 months ago
Nutritional Calculator scales, aka calorie smart scales. You can buy them as cheap as 10$, and it's likely what OP was referring here. The smug answers are wrong.
Load More Replies... Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
I have the feeling OP is correct and the others are wrong... They explicitly call it the "calorie weigher", and you can absolutely tell the calories from the weigh if you know what you are weighing. Scales measuring calories definitely exist. You choose what you are weighing through an app or a small display, and they have a database of nutritional values so they give you the weight, calories and all the nutritional data.
Jrog 2 months ago
https://www.amazon.com/Etecktiy-Nutritional-Calculator-Nutrients-Stainless/dp/B07FCZSC41/
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Laura Lawson 2 months ago
It's the same as people declaring 1kg of muscle weighs more than 1kg of fat. Or 1kg of feathers. They're all 1 KILO!
DC 2 months ago
Well, if you know how much of its mass is comprised of carbs, fats, proteins, you can CALCULATE the energy the food has in it. But, if you don't, you only have grams. It can't exceed what energy its mass in pure fats would be, as that's the nutrient with the highest nutritional density, and it will most likely not be zero, which would mean it's a food that doesn't have any energy in it, but might consist of useful fibres, vitamins, ... But, a scale can olny be set up to weigh stuff, and with a known, constant food, you can introduce a scale converting this into energy, but ... but still, gotta know what it's consisting of. So, no.
#52
Gas Doesn't Weigh Anything
DC 2 months ago (edited)
It doesn't way anything ... let me explain - water does not provide a trajectory to follow when it's floating. That is not right. Ever seen one of those things they seem to agree on being named a "River"? They way something. They are floating, the molecules on each other. What an idiot, of course it ways something, along the stream, along the river, into the sea. Waters ways into the sea.
StumblingThroughLife 2 months ago
It looks like the foam you get in a bath (admittedly, I've never seen a cloud like this drop from the sky - I've only seen fog/mist).
#53
Neither Films Nor Geography Are This Guy’s Specialist Subject
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
To quote an old SNL skit, *points furiously at map* 'This is Scotland, this is Ireland. There's a whole fùcking sea between them!!' Kyle McLaughlin I believe.
#54
I Wonder What Could It Be
#55
But It's Less Sugar, Right Guys?
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
But you can see right there with your cup measures which one is bigger?!?!
rullyman 2 months ago
Exactly, did she not notice that her 1/3 cup was bigger than her 1/4 cup? They're often a nesting set
Load More Replies... Emilu 2 months ago
I thought you guys used metric like us? What do you use?
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Heather Ye 2 months ago
Either they actually like sweet things, or this is a prime example of the Placebo Effect.
#56
On A "People Before 500 BC" Type Meme
#57
British Spelling
Beak Hookage 2 months ago
I had some braniac criticise a novel of mine because "it's full of spelling mistakes!" It was written in British English, not American English. Because I am not American. I'm still facepalming over that one.
Emilu 2 months ago (edited)
I love people like this. I've had similar things happen (though not in relation to a novel). I had fun ripping through them like the runs rip through you after eating week-old chicken. 😂
Load More Replies... StumblingThroughLife 2 months ago
I'm beginning to think that these people are relying 100% on voice notes....
#58
Well He's Not Lying
#59
Redditor Invents Time Travel
Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago
Weed has nothing to do with it. They just stupid.
Load More Replies... Gebidozo 2 months ago (edited)
This is not similar to the other posts at all. First, this is a 14 year old kid. Second, what he says might sound naive or perhaps silly, but nowhere near the level of stupidity present in the other entries. In fact, I think the kid has a lot of imagination and is capable of independent thought.
Jaya 2 months ago
I know I myself have said at least 5 dumber things than this when I was 14.
Load More Replies... Rinso The Red 2 months ago
“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
#60
Those Darn Coniferous Cats
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
Well?? Have you ever known a cat turn brown and shed its leaves in autumn?
Fellfromthemoon 2 months ago
Once I've seen a cat carrying a pinecone in the mouth. That cat was coniferous. I didn't realize every cat does it. (fero, in Latin, means to carry.)
Stephanie Did It 2 months ago
No, a cantaloupe is an antelope that couldn't.
Load More Replies... SheamusFanFrom1987 2 months ago (edited)
I'll need to check my neighborhood meows. I suspect some of them may be Maine Cones instead of Maine Coons withs some Pine-sian and LaPines instead of Persians and LaPerms thrown in XP XD
Nancy Parker 2 months ago
Very well fed cats also enjoy various plant foods, each having their own tastes. I have had one who loved tomato soup, one that went for butternut squash, one that adored pea pods (as I was shelling the peas), several that enjoyed popcorn. Some are bread fiends.
#61
Sour Crowd
This panda says ur worth it 2 months ago
When I was young (like until I was nine) I’d never heard it said so I thought it was pronounced like saw ker ought
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#62
Asos Giving Us Both A Discount Code And An Education
Pieter LeGrande 2 months ago
If a company offers me 20% discount instead of 15% I'm not arguing.
Dragons Exist 2 months ago
Probably just an intern who didn't check it carefully enough
Load More Replies... JB 2 months ago
Again, order of operations goes: Parenthesis (brackets), exponents, division and multiplication in the order they occur, then addition and subtraction in the order they occur. This is grade 6 math.
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#63
That Is Your Opinion. You’re Entitled To It But It’s Also Completely Medically Incorrect
Strings 2 months ago
They filter out the bad spirits that are making the subject crazy?
Load More Replies... Jonas Fisher 2 months ago
There is no automatic entitlement to an opinion. First, we need to know if it is a topic on which an opinion is warranted. Personal preference, taste, or individual experience all warrant opinion. Medical information does not.
veryvenasaur 2 months ago
Oh my god this is more medically inaccurate than a 1950s soap opera.
#64
Time Is Hard
Annik Perrot 2 months ago
Or just use a 24h clock. There, problem solved, as midnight will be 0h00 and midday will be 12h00.
Zena 2 months ago
In fairness, this is pretty common. Also: try getting a room of people to agree as to when the date changes: at midnight, or after midnight. When working on system designs where people insist on having things trigger at midnight, I finally told everyone that we couldn't do that, but we could have things happen at 11:59pm (which everyone would agree was "Tuesday night", for example) and we could have things happen at 12:01am (which everyone clearly understood would be "Wednesday morning"). But "midnight Tuesday" or "midnight Wednesday" would just bring confusion.
Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
Incredibly, this is exactly the position of many US and UK agencies. NEVER use 12 am/pm in official documents, always refer to one minute before or after. Among them, the NIST, Associated Press, Texas A&M, the US Custom Office. The NPL, the chief metrology institution in the UK advises to either do so, or GTFO and just use 24-hours format will ya? (https://web.archive.org/web/20150220213615/http://www.npl.co.uk/science-technology/time-frequency/time/faqs/is-midnight-12-am-or-12-pm-faq-time)
Load More Replies... Jrog 2 months ago (edited)
Once again: this is technically correct even according to some US government standards (https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GPO-STYLEMANUAL-2000/pdf/GPO-STYLEMANUAL-2000.pdf chapter 9 comma 54. It was switched around in 2008). Yes, it's weird and stupid to have such a system, but leave it to the US to find the dumbest solution to any problem.
Hobby Hopper 2 months ago
Seriously? I was unaware of the change. That's the stupidest thing I've heard today. I'm a programmer, and I will never stop using 00:00 as midnight. Zero based systems work too well.
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#65
We’ve Been Pronouncing Chemistry Wrong This Whole Time
Osprey 2 months ago
First time I've read something worth replying to. Genius.
Load More Replies... Verena 2 months ago
This is an eternal struggle in Germany. The south prefers to pronounce the "ch" as "k", the north says "ch", a sound not existing in English (roughly a "sh" without the s part).
Ace 2 months ago
You should hear some of the Swiss variations. Chuchichäschtli is generally reckoned to be something of a shibboleth, separating and identifying specific regions.
Load More Replies... Gebidozo 2 months ago
To be honest, the transformation of a hard “h” sound, which doesn’t exist in English (except in Scottish words like “loch”), into a “k” in pan-European words (mostly of Greek origin) like “character” or “chemistry” has always annoyed me. Here again, the name “Chaya” (meaning “living creature”), which is pronounced with a hard, even guttural “h” in the original Hebrew (חיה), gets this silly “k” sound in English for some reason… Oh well, it’s still closer to the original pronunciation than a “sh” or a “ch” like in “choice”.
#66
And That’s Why I I’m Never Taking A DNA Test
Jac Carr 2 months ago
I thought all Americans were Italian except on St Patrick's Day when they're all Irish?
Sam Trudeau 2 months ago
"Even if ancestry.ca says I'm 0% ItAlIaN I sTiLl CoUnT bEcAuSe My NaMe SoUnDs ItAlIaN" vibes
#67
Switching From 24 Frames Per Second To 60 Would Make Movies Too Long
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
They don’t have time to do 60 frames per second. That did make me laugh.
Anthony Elmore 2 months ago
I mean, they's sorta-ish accidentally right about animations. the jump for render time from 30-60fps is a bit intense. Well, they were, but then they kept talking and it just got progressively more wrong with every word.
#68
Music Publication Gets Called Out For Incorrect Reporting By The Guy They're Reporting On
#69
This Comment
Beak Hookage 2 months ago
Well I've got this Spongebob figurine and it's made out of plastic, so OBVIOUSLY...
Nancy Parker 2 months ago
All the ones in stores, certainly. It's really hard to find natural sea sponges anymore. And even scrubbies that say they are walnut shells or some such are still half recycled plastic, it's still f--king plastic when it's recycled and I wish it wasn't going into my aquifer!
#70
Job Prescription
Kalikima 2 months ago
Mine did too, couldn't figure out what was wrong with this one at first..
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Jrog 2 months ago
This guy is probably using english as a second language, and is not bragging about it. I'll let it slide.
Anthony Elmore 2 months ago
Honestly, I figured it was just a typo. I can't say it's a COMMON typo, but if appropriately sleep deprived I could see accidentally typing prescription instead of description. Mental lapses happen.
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#71
Chemistry
Stardust she/her 2 months ago
In what way does reading about the periodic table help someone comprehend the anomalous expansion of water? What was the thought process here?
Emilu 2 months ago
Gotta agree with that, Star! If someone threw the periodic table at me I'd be all ... "sure, there are different letters there. And?" (Gimme a break; I was a (shitty) biology student 🤣)
Load More Replies... Annik Perrot 2 months ago
Just look at à glass of water with ice cubes in it. No need to invoke the periodic table.
Squirrel Chaser 2 months ago (edited)
How would that help? Are you referring to the fact that ice floats?
Load More Replies... Hobby Hopper 2 months ago
The answer is as simple as which one floats to the top in your glass.
#72
I Turned Off My Car’s A/C And Now I’m Not Getting Any Cool Air
Roxy222uk 2 months ago
What?? I thought the air conditioning was making the air silkier and easier to manage
Beak Hookage 2 months ago
With a brilliant shine that will impress all the air's girlfriends!
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Huddo's sister 2 months ago
Just press the inside air circulation button to cut off the air from outside. Then decide whether you need to turn the air con on.
#73
Ah Yes, HO2
Stardust she/her 2 months ago
Huh? HO2? That thing isn’t even stable unless you place it under 450+ GPa of pressure
S Mi 2 months ago
Love that someone here knows that (and I'll take your word for it!)
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The Education System Has Failed Ya'll
Dave Brown 2 months ago
I think we can all agree that the education system has failed, but differ on who it has failed.
Laura Lawson 2 months ago
What does that stand for? It wasn't around when I was in school. Yes, I know how the rule works, just wondering about the acronym.
Load More Replies... Dirk Daring 2 months ago (edited)
You bought a soda for $2, and two hotdogs for $4 each, how much did you spend?
#75
Some Would Say Its Not All Black And White
Gebidozo 2 months ago (edited)
Disgustingly racist statement, yet the rulers of most ancient Egyptian dynasties were, in fact, not black. The one exception is the Nubian Dynasty, which ruled Egypt for a fairly short time when it was conquered by the Kingdom of Kush in the 8th century BC. Those were undeniably Sub-Saharan Africans, probably related to Cushitic peoples (such as Oromo, Beja, Somalis, Afar, etc.), or today’s Nubians, speakers of Eastern Sudanic languages. There is no consensus as to the precise ethnic components of the general population of Egypt, but, according to the DNA evidence, at least the pharaohs were of Middle Eastern (North African and West Asian) origin, i.e. they resembled ethnically today’s Berbers, Arabs, Assyrians, Jews, etc. They weren’t “white” in the sense of “northern European white”, but they were definitely more “brown” than “black”.
iseefractals 2 months ago
lol how exactly is it "disgustingly racist" when you then go on to explain how the statement was in fact correct. There's no moral component to the statement. Modern egyptians are NOT BLACK, despite having a much higher sub-saharan genome than the ancient egyptians. A few years ago Jada Pinkett released a movie presenting Cleopatra as black, which resulted in huge number of activists acting as if it were fact despite the fact that it's long since been confirmed that she was in fact Macedonian Greek. Is it also "disgustingly racist" to call that out as the ignorant stupidity that it is?
Load More Replies... JB 2 months ago
There was a whole Nubian dynasty! It was like 1000 years after the pyramids, but legit black pharaohs. Look it up!
iseefractals 2 months ago
Sub-saharan genes didn't start showing up with much significance in egypt until about 1,500 years ago, the last egyptian pyramid was built between 1550 and 1525 BCE. Ancient egyptians were more closely related to the Near eastern peoples, Turkey, Iraq, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan and Syria, while also being conquered and ruled by Greeks and Romans among many others.
Load More Replies... Sam Trudeau 2 months ago
And I bet they believe Jesus was from USA and was white (though that would be a more understandable screwup to think he was white, because of British paintings, he is actually from Israel)
#77
Science Isn't For Everyone
Jonas Fisher 2 months ago
I can't even tell which person is less correct. Strictly speaking, there are no scientific facts. That's a huge strength of science. If the sun came up in the west tomorrow, scientists (after a moment of panic) would just roll that new piece of information into their facts about the universe and start figuring out where they went wrong.
Anthony Elmore 2 months ago
A moment of panic being cataclysmic seismic events caused by the earth switching rotational directions in less than a day. I don't know the specifics, not a geologist nor a physicist, so I could be wrong on this one, but I feel like the impact that this might have on the earth's liquid core would be somewhat harsh.
Load More Replies... JB 2 months ago
Theory is where the majority of the thing has been proven but there's some fiddly details to sort out.
iseefractals 2 months ago
Its more than that though. The word theory is used in the context of science because science views everything as a work in progress. We don't know what we don't know. That all evidence points to a specific conclusion, that we can repeat experiments to prove that conclusion does not mean that we won't discover something new, tomorrow, next week, next year or in the next one hundred years. Scientific theories basically mean "The facts as we understand them at this specific moment in time" Everything is subject to new information.
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As Car Goes? Mmm, Delicious
BarBeeGirl 2 months ago
I had to read this aloud to realize they were trying to say escargot 😂
Ace 2 months ago
Not sure I'd have got there at all if you hadn't posted it
Load More Replies... Schrödinger's Douchebag 2 months ago
I don't even understand what OP is trying to say here...
#79
It's Up North But Not America
veryvenasaur 2 months ago
It was out of his hands the moment we got free will unfortunately.
Load More Replies... Laura Lawson 2 months ago
The number of people I've had to convince that Canada is in North America has truly left me concerned about our future as intelligent beings...
#80
A True Genius
Anthony Elmore 2 months ago
Well, obviously you'd need to mount the gear on a gear stand or something so it wasn't touching the earth. /s
Load More Replies... Jonas Fisher 2 months ago
I'm with yellow dude. It's correct...more or less...but what in the world?
#81
English Teacher Misspelled Psychology After Calling Out Students For Spelling It Wrong
#82
Carbon Monoxide Is Not Dangerous
Emilu 2 months ago
Can't even laugh at this. Seen and read of too many carbon monoxide deaths to be amused by this idiocy.
Hobby Hopper 2 months ago
Fun fact: I've almost died of CO poisoning. I don't recommend it.
Load More Replies... Ace 2 months ago
There's other ways, but yeah, in general, although not only 'fossil' fuels, and it's not a questio of 'correctly', it's more like 'fully', in that the most common process is where the oxygen is limited. Respirators are not specific to CO, CO2, smoke or any other fumes, they're to supply breathable air in any situation.
Load More Replies... DC 2 months ago (edited)
... and open space fire ... is employed in an engine? Do I read this right? I might have to give back my Diploma, then, because I specialized in internal combustion engines, and I was pretty sure, until now, that the fire involved there does not burn in an open space, but the very function of the machine requires it to take place in a tight space, with limited and coordinated connections to the outside world. That are closed during combustion, all of them. Obviously, I was wrong, didn't pay enough attention or so, because that, I gotn't.
#83
Nobody Could Ever Have 1.5 TB Of Ram?
Zena 2 months ago
I totally believe that this person has 1.5 tablespoons of RAM. Not talking about their computer...
Beak Hookage 2 months ago
Their brain is still stuck on the loading screen because the update didn't work.
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That's Not How Averages Work
#85
Going To The Gym Doesn’t Change Your Physique
Kristiina Männiste 2 months ago
Welll... there are things you can change with exercise and things you cant change. Believe me - I would do things for narrower shoulders and wider hips.
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Beak Hookage 2 months ago (edited)
When Dunning and Kruger spent the day huffing paint and then had the nastiest 0rgy in history.
Beak Hookage 2 months ago (edited)
When Dunning and Kruger spent the day huffing paint and then had the nastiest 0rgy in history.
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