40 Funny Memes And Jokes To Tickle Your Funny Bone

Guy on the right is a Sailor, guy on the left is a Marine.

*Marine.

thats a marine she's gawking at

Hey, better sailor!

It's the Bucket residence, lady of the house speaking

That's Bouquet, thank you.

That's what I was thinking! The bucket woman!!

I understand why they have certain requirements but for me, this only makes the whole thing less safe because I keep having to reboot my password or write it down somewhere

You forgot the hieroglyph, the Tolkien rune, and the blood of a virgin.

And then they don't remind you of those requirements when you get it wrong. At least remind me there is a symbol in there!

My biggest complaint is sites that limit you. You must have 8 characters, including a number, a letter, and a special character. It doesn't say anything else so I randomly generate a 128 character password with Bitwarden. Them out falls, so I start experimenting. Turns out the only special characters allowed are ! and $, and there is a max of 14 characters. I wish I was making this us, but that literally happened to me last week, and the site is a bank...

It's because some sites remember the past say 5 passwords and refuse to let you use any of them. So in this example the "old password" it's referring to may have been the one you used three changes ago.

Don't forget the Batman symbol...

Not to mention a human sacrifice....

!xvyMelB一人 (btw those r chinese characters meaning one, and then person)

This happens when the password gets compromised, as in their secured is breached. Rather than announcing this they force you to change the password.

Lol, brilliant! A symbol, a Chinese character, and one of the spice girls lol!

Pretty close, dude . . . . .

https://www.komando.com/security-privacy/check-your-password-strength/783192/

The companies need to do this, if they want some ISO certificates which they need to attract business clients or be allowed to operate. We hate it, too.

It's scary.

stuff like Thank God It's Snowing??

I wish it snowed here so then I could destroy my friends with snowballs

Snow is terrible. You don't want it. Unless you're a kid.

Had the same thought, immediately followed by "hey, Styrofoam is a thing."

Then they AAAALLL forget about your prescience just in time for when y'all meet the NEXT person who is about to screw everyone over...

It's funny how no matter how much you tell people to watch out for someone, they don't belive you until it's too late. And by that point, you're already over it like come on bruh? 🤣 🤣

Brooklyn 99

Same there's this kid in my friend group who I DETEST he lies and is irritating and tries to get in fights with people. It took ages of telling people but they've started to look over him a bit more now

I got a rare instant dislike of colleague when we both started same day. I didn't say anything, because I was new and didn't know the dynamics, but I stood up to her attitude way quicker than I normally would, she made it clear she could not work with me - fine by me. Took months for everyone to see it, but after she tried complaining about a few people management made it clear they thought it was her problem. Fast forward 2 years, I still don't have to work with her and when she needs help there is a mad scramble from others trying to get out of it. I have never needed to say one bad word about her, simply if I'm asked I just say she can't work me and shrug.

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yesssss

You try your best to keep sleeping, but that niggly feeling just won't go away.....