50 Times Customers Tried To Sabotage Businesses With Their Bad Reviews But Got Brutally Shut Down
We live in the golden age of online reviews. One can actively track the changes, improvements and downgrades of a business just by reading reviews from over the last few years. It’s also a gold mine for comedy, as the average person who's been inspired to leave a review either had a great or horrible time. But sometimes companies decide to reply.
So we’ve gathered some of the most brutal and unhinged responses businesses have given to folks who wanted to leave a bad review. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section down below.
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Surrendering A Pet
I feel like the perfect response would be to abandon her on a remote island with a small shelter and basic food and water and she'd have to wait until someone came by and chose to take her home...
Load More Replies...People do this? I didn't need to know this. That poor dog. That's awful.
We got our last dog that way because her former mistress couldn't keep because of the change in housing due to a divorce, Took a good year to adjust and not feel that she was abandoned by her pack. Daughter adopted one from a foster home and after five years still doesn't trust too many people. Obviously a****d, shown by some scarring, where it was before.
Load More Replies...I loathed people doing this when I worked in rescue ,it’s like u dumped your poor dog , what gives you the right to try n see them , also when I took on my rottie x corso she was two , n they came to see her 8 weeks later , n after that i said NO MORE !!poor dog was so traumatised seeing them again ,im like right you handed her over(dumped her ) ,so you know she’s safe happy settled ,I cannot abide people as do this , when a dog comes in to my house ,they stay till the end of their days , you don’t get to change your minds ,etc or demand visitation ffs
I originally wrote something really angry here but I'll just leave it at this - I do not like Jasmine.
Came Across This While Looking For Reviews To A Local Tattoo Studio
As a veteran I find it offensive he would try and use that as a shield for being called out for his s**t behavior. Just because you are a veteran it does not give you the right to act like an a*****e.
And this goes for all s c u m as harrass all people trying to do their jobs in every job !! Especially hospitality!, treat people as you want to be treated , don’t half make a difference n way to go boss x
100% Pure Beef
Actually, they're field crops, that's why it's called ground beef.
Yes they are and I love it! I have a particular fondness for organizational shade throwers.
Load More Replies...The profile pic says it all... Talk about 1 brain cell. Processed fast food is oh so natural... SMFH
Not long ago, corporate social media accounts were stiff, sanitized, and painfully boring. They posted promotional graphics, churned out generic holiday greetings, and sometimes even forgot that social media is supposed to be, well, social. But over the past decade, companies have undergone a transformation online, learning that personality, humor, and even sass can make them far more relatable. Few companies do it as well as Wendy's, whose snappy comebacks and sassy roasts are a cultural phenomenon.
How did this happen? Businesses first discovered that audiences on sites like Twitter (now X), Instagram, and TikTok don't want to be lectured by voiceless faceless corporations. They want to interact that feels human. Wendy's cracked the code by adopting a fearless, zesty tone that is not afraid to ridicule competitors, or even ridicule themselves.
Fake Review
Now Who's Crying
Sounds like my neighbor who calls all liberals "Scions of Satan." Doesn't understand why no one likes him.
Probably doesn't know what a scion is either. He would define scion as ""That's just a fancy way of saying sign." Or,' "A quick way to say, sea lion."
Load More Replies...They even offered a FREE shirt to wear while there. Shame on the reviewer to be so intolerant that they cant wear something free.
Well, Yoga and Wellness, it appears you're not following the latest out of the White House. Conservatives have the protection of 1A to spout their hate speech. Only the Left have to keep their lips zipped.
im not american so dont have anything to do with your politics but its funny to see how apparenntly lady with an antileft shirt is an a*****e and then the whole comment section is hating on the right even attacking a lady who says shes a republican but just wants to live a normal life. maybe realize you are just as bad in your views of hating the opposite side?
If that's your stance, why do you identify with the political party that campaigns on hate of minorities and of political opposition?
Load More Replies...Another Ramen Creep
I know someone like this. Forty and hits on 20 years old. When they turn him down , they are racist, agist.
My niece had a 55+ year old customer ask for her number. When she told him she was only 16, he asked when her 18th birthday was so he could mark it in his calendar. Instant ban from the restaurant.
Load More Replies...For a more sensible approach: a 50-something comedian joked that the models at car shows were a good health check: if he was attracted, it meant his physical health was good; if he knew they weren't going to be attracted back, it meant his mental health was also good.
This was my entire experience working my through college. Almost every dude I waited on asked for my number or gave me his. Even the men who were obviously on dates with girlfriends or wives. The 90’s were a wilder time!
Instead of blandly tweeting on Twitter about new items, they eviscerate their rivals like McDonald's with jokes that travel faster than any typical ad campaign would have. By being willing to drop that corporate facade, they managed to pierce through a cluttered online environment.
Imagine Complaining About This
Wow. Now that's that some serious situational no awareness, not to mention self centred.
Oh, kid, I've had people step over others having epileptic fits to announce "I've got a reservation. " You have no idea.
Load More Replies...He Got Laughed By The Whole Internet
Why is this a good response? Unlike the a*****e man in the post above trying to claim false discrimination against veterans, this person said they saw a rat. If true, that's a legitimate concern. WHETHER it's true is different.
Have fun all you want making childish burns, but I would never, ever think of eating at a place that responds to an accusation of having rats like that. If there's some justification for that response, it's up to them to explain to their customers what it is.
If they’re a decent restaurant, they have a contract with a pest control company and would know whether or not they had a rat issue. Maybe relax a bit?
Load More Replies...Sounds like someone should stock up on aloe vera if they're planning on leaving more "reviews" like this one.
Seen this once but they were talking about the rat piloting a chef. Ratatouille reference.
Technically The Troof
Another noteworthy shift is how companies handle hate speech and criticism. Where once the standard was to quietly delete, ignore, or provide a boilerplate apology, today many brands see such moments as an opportunity to translate tension into engagement.
Rude Is As Rude Does
Well, you *can*, but the vet charges extra for that.
Load More Replies...Goes To Cauliflower Restaurant But Dislikes Cauliflower
As you see the review was at printscreen-time, 10 month old, and the owners answer was 6 month. So the owner had to sleep on it for some time to not give a digital slap? 🙃
Load More Replies...The place is called The Groovy Floret - as a vegetarian seeing that, I would assume it was either broccoli or cauliflower based restaurant, and wouldn't go there if I didn't feel like eating one of those.
What he wanted to say "you have the intelligence of a cauliflower and it shows"
I once went to Plymouth, where Ocean Spray (the predominant US seller of cranberry products) ran a cranberry museum. Seemed interesting ecologically since cranberries are actually grown in swamps where they use floodwaters to help harvest them, but I don't really like cranberry JUICE. At the end of the tour, they were pushing us to try all of the different juice combos. "Cranberry mango?" "No thanks. "Cranberry papaya?" "No." She went on and on with more and more exotic flavors. "Cranberry kiwki banana durian?" Nope. "Cranberry watermelon guava?" No. "Is there a juice flavor you DO like?" "Oh sure... um... just not cranberry." All Hell broke loose. I slipped out the door, which I didn't realize locked behind me and thus was born the legend of the time Ocean Spray cranberries kicked me out of their museum.
The owner is right. Why go to a restaurant if you don't like most of the menu. Owner deserves a medal
This Review Of My University
Hope Kimberly didn't look up and spot the evil contrails overhead...
Hope the daughter was not home schooled, if so this university dodge a bullet.
Alternatively, if she was home schooled, university might have been exactly what she needed to counter this parent's nonsense.
Load More Replies...Wait…why was mom enrolling her daughter into uni? Shouldn’t the daughter be doing that herself?
I honestly hope the person who posted lives under a rock somewhere to justify that she doesn't know what 5g is and thinks it is dangerous.
she looks on tocktack and knows this is true, cause she had that thought, and every thought she has must be the total truth.. 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...included the "reduce-5G-radiation" - sticker on the phone, that inadvertently makes the phone to use maximum output just to get a signal to the tower... 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...Wendy's, for instance, has built a reputation for deflating criticism through sarcasm or humor, often translating negativity into viral moments. This is not the same as avoiding blame, when something is egregious, companies still need to own up, but having the ability to respond with personality reduces even criticism to less of an adversarial tone. Consumers prefer it when a brand doesn't avoid a script but responds in a way that comes across as honest.
Lady In My Local Group Posts About This Review She Left On An Restaurant, With The Owners Reply
She got completely wrecked by comments in the group and ended up deleting her post, but not before I got this screenshot of her review. Owner of the restaurant is hella chill and the place is chill.
Comments from OP "His restaurant has been busy. All the group members are going now. He’s giving free food for mentioning the bad review." _____"He’s actually a really laid back guy. The girl? Not so much. Anytime someone in the group posts about going to the restaurant and how they enjoyed it, she goes off on them. Meanwhile the owner is chill and a nice guy to talk to." ______ (q: Any screenshot?)" 𝗡𝗼. 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝘂𝗽."
Load More Replies..."Tell all your friends - both of them" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Best insult ever!
The young mums with kids screamed translation entitled s k a n k s with feral brats , no place likes those NONE !! oh n $150 For the lot of u ain’t much either , so doubt they would miss that !! bad reviews like this ruin decent places ,
WTF were they doing, bringing children to an establishment that serves alcoholic drinks and drinking themselves, when they have children to supervise/take home?
Kids belong in kid-appropriate restaurants not high-end restaurants where people want a dinging experience not a daycare.
A Review For A Local Gun Range
Or how about this Chuck, felonious son demands/threatens/bullies his elderly mother into buying guns for him. Hmm?
Load More Replies...Mom by chance? Uh, no. Mom by very well-known biological processes. Mom by personal choice or lack of education.
Hope they reported her. This is how mass shooters have got got their weapons.
Up vote you for your Ukraine and Palestine flags!
Load More Replies...Just recovered from a 2-week bout with a COVID variant that, apparently, wasn't covered in my last booster. I lost nearly 10 lbs (4.5 kg), because food tasted like nothing at all.
Meme culture has also compelled companies to adapt. A good meme or timely reference shows cultural awareness and proves the people running the account actually reside in the same universe as the consumers.
The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
And DO NOT TOLERATE the Brians of this world - they need to be put in their d**n place
Load More Replies...Openly Admitting This
Not to mention the staff may have stopped the complainant from spending 10 years in prison.
Dumb woman. The husband was able to complete a straw purchase at the other store. She basically snitched on a public platform.
(Off topic, but the word OP was trying to say is "sell!" Not "sale". He wouldn't SELL him a gun, not SALE him a gun. What is wrong with people.
Also, four errors: "Sale" instead of "Sell" twice, "the salesman at counter" instead of "the salesman at THE counter" and "Same gun for less price" instead of "same gun for a lower price"
Sale/sell makes my chobbles twist. Another one is free reign/rain/rein
Load More Replies...Actually
Weight limits are not cosmetic and are there for health or saftey. In this case, the horse's. 🙄
It wouldn't matter if you were 240lbs of pure muscle, or pure flab, or 100lbs and wearing a VERY heavy backpack. The weight limit is for the animal's safety.
I’m larger than the average bear, as a consequence I avoid going to theme parks (I don’t fit into their seatbelts), I don’t expect to ride any animals (never my thing, animals are not designed to carry us anyway) and I no longer do bungee jumping. Baffled by folk who think that warm, upright and breathing are the only requirements for these kind of things 🤷🏻♂️
So this person shamed herself and then tried to turn it on them as fault. Maybe next time she can saddle herself and give her daughter a ride. Or let the horse ride her around to see how it feels.
Ha! That last sentence is a picture, with the horse saying " I'm only 900 pounds over the limit, she'll be fine " 😆
Load More Replies...should have added ...and we do not have any draft horses. We had horses growing up and my uncle actually bought a Friesian to ride because he was a very large farm boy.
Maybe you need to mention the Clydesdales out back.
Load More Replies...Bet this person complained about not getting on rollercoasters either.
240 pounds is 240 pounds, it doesn't matter if you're fit or flabby, how does that not make sense to this person?
The never endingvdiscussion - plus "a big horse can carry more weight". Yes, and no. In first instance, the skeleton, muscles etc of a big horse are designed to carry its own high weight. It does not necessarily mean "a fat horse can easily carry a fat rider". Every horse has its limits, they are not designed to carry any weight at all. Luckily it is possible. I am always happy if stables are putting the horses health first, even if it is only to avoid the hassle of dumping a worn out and sick one at the k**l pen and purchasing a new one.
She could be a body builder, weightlifter , or very tall.
Load More Replies...I'm about 80kg and still feel bad when I ride my horse, although he's a big, sturdy boy and can take it.
Social media managers have become web interpreters of culture, combining brand personality with web sense of humor in a way that is effective instead of feeling like it is forced. The result? Posts shared voluntarily by customers, giving companies free publicity in the guise of entertainment.
No Words
Food delivery guy hits MY doorbell, I come waddle-running for the door like an excited pug.
Been there. Doordashed for extra money and had a customer not respond. Called her number and no response. Instructions were to hand it off. So hung it off the ground by the hand shaped knocker. Hour later customer called to complain about cold food. Was told the dashers do not have time to wait until you get home.
Great Response From The Owner
It's unbelievable how, for some people, "It's not robots making your food, it's real people with their own lives" is a totally foreign, incomprehensible, impossible to understand concept.
We are rapidly becoming a society of solipsists.
Load More Replies...I remember when I worked at a grocery store during the pandemic. We closed at 10pm and us employees all had a LOT of "closing tasks" that could only be done after the store was closed. Those of us on closing shift were scheduled until 10:30pm, so we had to really haul heiny to get our closing tasks done, most nights (boss REALLY didn't like us clocking out late.) We always had that ONE customer who came into the store at 9:55pm and deliberately walked slowly up each aisle with his cart, reading boxes and cans, and would yell at our manager when he tried to politely tell him we had to close the store. "I'M the customer, and I'M shopping NOW!" etc. Some nights the dude was there until past 10:30 D: Eventually the big boss heard about it and the dude got trespassed XD It was the ONLY time I saw righteous justice towards a horrid customer during my two and a half years working there XD
When you ask for a dinner at 11, you now have staff there after posted hours, at a minimum, your waiter, the chef, the kitchen coordinator and FOH ( Front of House). You have now imposed overtime upon the restaurant to pay these people. Is this fair?
No it’s not. And if management had a spine, they would tell so called customer that restaurant is now closed and food is to go or nothing
Load More Replies...Someone Accidentally Reveals Their Browser History In An App Review
It's a dangerous strategy, of course. Trying too hard to be funny risks alienating audiences, and venturing into delicate subjects without care can ruin a brand in one night. But done right, the payoff is staggering, customer loyalty, viral visibility, and the impression that a brand is something more than a logo.
Lying On Yelp Reviews
Reviewing A Place That Isn't Even Open Yet
Ah, but little do they know of Jason's... TIME MACHINE! *dramatic musical sting*
At A Rolled Ice Cream Shop
I can't believe how many people turn up so close to closing and expect to stay for as long as they want.
We had automatic doors at a hardware store. At closing we locked the "in" door and turned the auto-open off on the "out" door. Those SOBs would get down on the ground and put their fingers under the "out" door and pull it open to get in. You cannot tell me that you suddenly (at 10pm) need a faucet washer and it can't wait until morning.
Load More Replies...Just thinking out loud for a moment. I'm pretty sure in the UK you'll have a notice that says closes at 10pm last orders at 9.30pm. Is this unusual, have I just imagined it? It is possible that I made it up but I think it's a pretty good idea to set clear boundaries for those that can't figure it out for themselves.
In Germany it is common to have a notice "Kitchen closes at...", which is depending on the type of business and meals up to two hours before actually "switch lights off"-closing time.
Load More Replies...If you can order, eat and get out of the door within 3 minutes, why on earth didn't you say so?
Companies like Wendy's demonstrated that being friendly, funny, and a little bit edgy on social media is far more powerful than corporate doublespeak ever was. Social media is no longer just an advertising vehicle, it's a stage on which brands can show their personality, establish relationships, and even turn criticism into comedy gold. And if a cheeky tweet concerning chicken nuggets can command millions of impressions, it's obvious the days of dull corporate tweets are done.
Okay, Karen
“Accidentally” Took A Pizza Stand
Yeah, I'll just slip this pizza stand into my back pocket. No one will suspect a thing
I'm Thinking About Putting In My Resume At This Shop
I was going to say something about how childish adults can be, but then I stopped because plenty of kids are actually better.
Many adults are better at being childish than kids because they have so much more practice.
Load More Replies...Bye Bye Ex Customer
"unwritten rule".... lol. show me where it's not written. Oh - everywhere!!!
😂😂😂😂bloody entitled A H,S deserved that well and truely , you want bloody popadoms BUY THEM !,
Not every business has the same policies.
Load More Replies...I Must Have My Margarita
Weatherspoons at breakfast, is always an eye opener.
Load More Replies...15 Minute Wait For Food Is Too Long
If they wanted fast food there’s this place called McDonald’s !! freshly cooked food takes a good 20 mins ffs
Local Restaurant Exposes A Bad Reviewer
We Are A Scuba Diving Company And Look At Fish Underwater, We Don’t Eat Them
Yeah, Tim. Didn't you listen to Bruce? Fish are friends, not food.
Adult Lingerie Store
They have raunchy cards in those places. You really dont want to know
Load More Replies...My Favorite Bar Called Out A Fun Customer On Google Reviews
No, owner can just refuse service and explain why - there might already be undercover ops in that place. Also, they had refused service, dude upped his game. Me, I would have taken a photo of all the "ID" and distributed to other bars in the area.
Load More Replies..."Hair Alon"
I hate people who do this. I was a server years ago. When someone walked the check, it came out of the server's pay. We made $2.01/hour plus tips.
That's illegal in any civilized country, so US I guess?
Load More Replies...Karen Leaves Misleading Review To Slander A Restaurant
Thrashing meat is a crime - food waste and unnecessarily killed animals. It is basically binning the cute little calf or piglet after being born. I am happy that several "All you can eat"-places here (in Europe) started to make people pay for everything they do not eat. However, if customers ask for it to be boxed for takeaway, it should be offered.
arrogant group of people who knew d**n well AYCE places don't allow you to carry out the food. These guys just wanted to obnoxious and bully your servers. Jerks
Never Mess With A Social Media Manager
To be fair, there are times I'd rather talk to a marshmallow sandwich than people too.
I'm Dying
Well, If You Eat Half Of It And Enjoyed, Why Complain After All? Just Pay For That, It's A Two Way Mistake
It is most excellent. Especially when manager from another department is constantly trying to get you fired.
Load More Replies...Robbery
I like how they censored both names but didn't censor Carly's name in the review
Late For Cake
My tattoo place now makes people pay in advance because too many customers were getting their tattoos and then just running off without paying!
Load More Replies...Was Looking For Reviews For A Tattoo Shop, Then I Found This
Thats like 15 minutes per a tattoo! A good tattoo takes at least an hour don't know what OP was expecting lol
It Wasn't The Whole Story
I've never understood how so much awful spelling gets past the people that will wear them for the rest of their lives. Why is it always blamed on the artist?
But sometimes the tattoo artist messes up a bit but still has no regerts.
Load More Replies...Was getting my first tattoo next to a customer/artist who were arguing over the spelling of “grateful.” The customer was getting a skull & roses tattoo on his calf with the band’s name below. He insisted it was “Greatful Dead.” I and others chimed in that this wasn’t how you spell the word. He doubled down with, “but that’s how the band spells it.” Dude left with a permanent spelling error on his leg. Why are some people’s ego so fragile that they simply can’t accept that they’re wrong? Like, ever??? (BTW, no on-the-fly spell check in 1991 other than a dictionary)
My sister spelled four of her six siblings names wrong on her oversized back tattoo. Which became no surprise since she spelled her own daughters name wrong on the birth certificate. She wanted Aria (like the song), spelled it Aira (like the name), and says it "area" (like the space). Not an accent issue, she's just not smart.
Screamed At
Go To Walmart
With a sour cherry topping. I’ll have me some of that thanks
Load More Replies...They probably have a lot of orders plus possibly daily products.
Load More Replies...Pizza Place Owner Not Putting Up With The BS Customer Review
Pretty sure you have to be a customer for the customer service argument to apply.
They wanted to plug in their Segway (electric scooter thingy) to fill up it's battery, while going to eat somewhere else down the street
Load More Replies...Restaurant Owner Wasn't Having It
Tattoo Shop Review
Politics aside, I'd have an issue with someone wanting a 'first responder' tattoo, because someone ELSE in their family was a first responder (this is how the email reads). People in those communities tend to not appreciate people falsely claiming to have their roles.
tattoo place said over the phone they'd do the tats (i should think 1st responder tat doesn't sound suspicious) but refused to do them after seeing what the tat involves .. hth
Load More Replies...I get irritated when a "blue, red, black flag" is on a car or a person who literally breaks laws while driving, and all I can think is they deserve to be pulled over by police... but then thats the idea... if you pretend to be one of them they might let you get away with murder (oh yeah thats the argument isn't it?)
They are the kind of people who think cops should be respected at all times and that they never do wrong but are also the kind of people who attacked cops who were defending the US capital on Jan 6th because their cult leader Trump told them to. These people do not understand what the word hypocrisy means.
Load More Replies..."Blue Lives Matter" and the associated flag (black-and-white US flag with one blue stripe) has been a response to the "Black Lives Matter" movement. People who use the term or display that flag are most often of the, shall we say, "politically conservative" persuasion.
Load More Replies...The post is very badly written. They were *trying* to say that the shop told them over the phone that they would do the tattoos and then declined when the customer got there and saw the design. It would have been easier to understand if they had written "... after stating over the phone that they would do the tattoos ...".
Load More Replies...Everyone's doing remote work these days, apparently. /s/
Load More Replies...Where To Begin At This Kid's Play Area
Wow. If a customer or their child threatens harm to a business or its employees, they should be permanently banned. Especially when the kid spat at them, which is legally considered a s s a u l t and for which the parent is accountable.
FYI, if you type a censored word like "a*****t", you can edit your post and re-type the asterisked letters and it won't re-censor them.
Load More Replies...Found This Gem From A Shop Someone Else Posted Today
And 'the area was already tattooed' ? WTF is that person?
A glutton for punishment, that's what this person is.....
Load More Replies...There is a woman from Australia who made a video of her getting hers tattooed. She is covered from head to toe. I like tattoos on women but my god not like that.
There are some trully strange people out there, and yes I know women with back there tats exist but I had not considered men do it too... In retrospect. It makes sense. I'm not in that community and never thought about it.
It would make sense if his name were Carl and his partner's was Carol.
I’ve got 17 tats two on my back , on my shoulders ,who in their right mind wants a tat THERE 😱not surprised the tattooist refused to do it how disgusting , n I’m broad minded, but asking other people to touch you there for this is erm HELL NO 🤮😱😂
Did you forget you posted 2 minutes before that?
Load More Replies...Got A Negative Review For Tossing Out A Shoplifters… This Is Literally The Problems Our Business Owners Faced Daily
And that is why shoplifters thrive. Because somehow preventing shoplifting is now a crime. Major Retailers have theft and losses factored into their operating expenses. Not everybody can afford that.
Load More Replies...Gym Owner Responds To A Review
Jeepers. Getting hostile in a gym full of people working strong and fit is going to get physically "uncomfortable" for the liar.
550 Days Later
When You Miss It Twice
Not Exactly About The Kitchen, But I Think Y’all Will Get A Kick Out Of This Review The Place I’m At Got And The Owner’s Response
SUGAR GLIDERS ARE NOT PETS! Please don't buy them, they are native, undomesticated animals that belong in the bush, not a home. If you MUST have an Australian native as a pet, try a cassowary.
You'd get a real kick out of owning a cassowary!
Load More Replies...If you'd spent more than 3 seconds googling, you'd have learned that a) sugar glider is the correct name for this animal and b) it's not an opossum. Yes, they're both marsupials, but they are not the same genus.
Load More Replies...Who Cares
Good grief lady, don't you know that men's shorts and briefs are twice as comfortable as ladies wear? Who would notice the difference anyway?
Oh, you can't ask her to wear Men's undies! That would be *icky*! ;-)
Load More Replies...NO ONE lets you return underwear items (most places include socks in this), because unlike most clothing items, there is too much risk of hygiene issues. This has nothing to do with fashion or gender norms.
Why would they tell her anyway? She could have been buying them for a boyfriend. It would get pretty tedious to have the "You know these are men's, right?" / "I hope so! They're for my husband" conversation many times a day.
This is ridiculous. Who would even try to return underwear anyway??? Wear what you like and stop inventing sh!t to complain about just because you dont feel seen or heard or important.
IKEA Correcting A Concerned American Citizen On How To Properly Display The Us Flag
Flag code also states that the American flag is to be to the right of other national flags, which from the store's perspective in the picture, is correct.
Given the comments from government about Greenland - that could become reality . (unless he finds something else to be upset about)
Load More Replies...The US flag at the front entrance of the company I work at is flown next to the Dutch (country where this branch of the company resides) and the EU one. During Pride month the rainbow flag joins, and the flag poles are in front of a rainbow zebra path. It is an US company, but the mainly European management is unfazed of anything the western wind blows at our direction.
I must be a minority in the US, because I think displaying the flag is weirdly performative. If you have to scream how patriotic you are, you likely aren't.
So Tardy
Restaurant Calls Out Reviewer
Thief
Military daughter not going to last in that career if she's a little thief.
"Military Wives" are the WORST. Beyond entitled. Its super gross
Load More Replies...What the actual F**K!?!?! SO its the business owners responsibility to explain that stealing is wrong to your DAUGHTER???? Man, I would have BLASTED that security camera footeage for REAL. You try to steal, and lie about it, but youre still not done being an insufferable C I_I NT, so now you are embarassed, and decided to post a negative review on top of it all. TW@T
Hilarious Response From Owner After A Bad Review
Thought it said po.rn shop until I kept reading and figured out it was pa.wn which there is no reason to sensor.
Maybe BP read it with a Boston accent...a p**n shop!
Load More Replies...By censoring p**n shop, I thought it was pôrn shop and the idea of a vacuum took on a whole new meaning. Especially considering the use of the euphemism "tweakers". The bütt hurt "apology" took on a whole new meaning as well considering what vacuum/pumps are used for. My mind needs to be washed out with soap. Too dirty up there.
Tried To Pretend He Got Scammed In A Martial Arts School
Ever notice how shady people often wear shades in their profile pic?
Sadly they are not smart enough to wear a mask as well...
Load More Replies...I spent about 10 years on martial arts mats. It was way too much work for thieves. They tended to drop out the first month.
Didn't See The Sign
To be fair, the whole cashless thing is stupid. You should be allowed to pay cash for any products or services. It literally says on the money that is "legal tender for ALL debts private or public". Not to mention some people can't get bank accounts or credit cards for numerous reasons, so they are effectively locked out patronizing those cashless businesses.
Stay Open For Me
Friend Of The Bride
We Are A Retail Business
Not to mention they clearly weren't cleaning any videos with it. "Video head cleaner" is just the legal way to sell poppers
Yeah, what kind of jerk insists that the price is actually paid, rather than just approximated? SMH. /s
When he came back from the ATM, they should have asked for $26, since what's a dollar one way or the other?
Saw This Review At My Local Gentleman’s Club
Wrong, a gentleman's club is a strip club. No touching, no s*x
Load More Replies...LOL OMFG DUDE SERIOUSLY REVIEWED A W***E HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Owner Calls Out Bad Review Left By A Previous Tenant
Hole In None
Karen Leaves A Review And Gets Corrected And Still Thinks She’s Right
"I know how long things took because I have kids" vs "I know how long things took because I have a time-stamped camera"... sorry Karen, you lose
It's just so disheartening to read exaggerated complaints by smug parents who are teaching their children to be disrespectful, lying as*hats.
They Might Have A Point
I thought that was Al Franken and Nancy Reagan, which would be the best remake of the Odd Couple ever
I don't need champagne and cold cut selection. Well, I don't even want your water. Just enough room to sit and not blasting your commercials every 5 minutes would be ok
I highly recommend a legacy or mainline carrier and their business or first class product. After all, you get what you pay for when it comes to flying and if you’re flying budget or coach, you’re getting way more than you’ve paid for, as your cost is heavily subsidized with cargo, ads, no-frills, extra seats crammed in and up-charges for everything other than a place to rest your bottom. (Awesome run-on sentence, by the way!)
Load More Replies...I've told Mr Auntriarch that if I ever agree with a pronouncement from Ryan Air, he's to put me straight into a home.
That's not even close to what you get now in 1st class. You hope to get a whole can of soda and a second bag of pretzels.
Load More Replies...That Time When I Was So High In Colorado That I Tried To Leave A Review For A Dispensary But Ended Up Leaving One For A Luxury Car Dealership Instead
Confirmed. That dealership's green is terrible. They get points for shaping it like a tree, but it's a b***h to grind up. Tried smoking it and it didn't do s**t except make my entire house smell like pine tree.
Guy Leaves An Absurd Review On A Hotel After Watching An Episode Of Hotel Hell Which Aired Almost 5yrs Ago
Love The Owners Response To This
Ryanair Not Playing Dang
How the f**k is all o f that hand luggage? These people are the reason for stupid bag prices.
Ryanair, like every other air travel business, defines the number and size (lenght and weight) of the possible carry-on, cabin luggage and check-in. You are good with one small handbag or backpack? Base fee. Do you want an extra carry-on? That costs exactly this amount. Do you prefer a check-in? The prize is also set. Do you want two check-ins? Say no more, just pay this amount. At the check-in, the handbags and carry-ons are checked, whether they fit into the size limit. And honestly, paying for the extra carry-on is still better than getting stranded with my check-in luggage lost.
Load More Replies...I have travelled on this plane, the steps are part of the plane and fold out from under the door. It is cheaper for the airline (and therefore you) as the airports charge the airline for use of their ladders. As they go up with the plane they need to be as light as possible, so you can carry your ridiculous oversized bags on.
Customer is complaining the steps are cheap and unsafe looking. The company is responding, if you don’t like our steps, buy your own plane.
Load More Replies...The stairs don't go all the way to the ground. Hence stepping up in an unsafe way, while carrying luggage.
Looks like the stairs are on the ground to me. Am I missing something?
Load More Replies...Some People Just Can’t Afford Dental Insurance But This Dentist Feels Differently
I found this dentists response to a bad review a bit harsh.
Very harsh. By all means call out her behaviour, but not her financial position.
That dentist showed their true colours. Plenty of Medicaid recipients work. They just have the misfortune to live in a country that doesn’t pay a true living wage.
Extremly harsh !! they may very well be working , but USA is known for shite wages , ok if she was going full on Karen , that’s unacceptable,but then so is the dentists reply !,
Well That’s One Way To Respond To A Negative Review
I suspect this person actually had a point, and the owner is going ad hominem to hide it.
I had a bicyclists blame my courier for causing him to crash, and said he was gonna call the police and we damaged his bike, and even put up a Google review. THEN I saw the dashcam footage and laughed my a*s off. The courier had stopped to let some tourists and a vehicle go through an intersection and the bike guy had a beverage in one hand, and hit his breaks too fast 7 seconds after my courier stopped. Biker faceplanted on the inside lane (illegal zone for bikes) and almost hit our car with his bike. I laughed when the police called me back and told them WE were fine and had zero responsibility for the bike.
So is RyanAir sponsoring this page or something? None of their "reviews" (which were just poor attempts at a meme) were relevant, amusing, or factual. Not to mention there is a reason they're one of the lowest rated airlines on the planet! Their listed flight prices might be cheap, but by the time they've upcharged you for everything including the air you breathe, you might as well have paid for a flight on a plane that doesnt rattle!
Yeah the Ryan Air ones really do not look like responding to reviews. And the one that is has them snarking on a positive one.
Load More Replies...I had a bicyclists blame my courier for causing him to crash, and said he was gonna call the police and we damaged his bike, and even put up a Google review. THEN I saw the dashcam footage and laughed my a*s off. The courier had stopped to let some tourists and a vehicle go through an intersection and the bike guy had a beverage in one hand, and hit his breaks too fast 7 seconds after my courier stopped. Biker faceplanted on the inside lane (illegal zone for bikes) and almost hit our car with his bike. I laughed when the police called me back and told them WE were fine and had zero responsibility for the bike.
So is RyanAir sponsoring this page or something? None of their "reviews" (which were just poor attempts at a meme) were relevant, amusing, or factual. Not to mention there is a reason they're one of the lowest rated airlines on the planet! Their listed flight prices might be cheap, but by the time they've upcharged you for everything including the air you breathe, you might as well have paid for a flight on a plane that doesnt rattle!
Yeah the Ryan Air ones really do not look like responding to reviews. And the one that is has them snarking on a positive one.
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