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We live in the golden age of online reviews. One can actively track the changes, improvements and downgrades of a business just by reading reviews from over the last few years. It’s also a gold mine for comedy, as the average person who's been inspired to leave a review either had a great or horrible time. But sometimes companies decide to reply.

So we’ve gathered some of the most brutal and unhinged responses businesses have given to folks who wanted to leave a bad review. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section down below.

#1

Surrendering A Pet

One-star review of animal rescue with a brutal business comeback explaining pet surrender trauma and no visitation rights.

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Stephanie Did It
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely the perfect response!

Lila Allen
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like the perfect response would be to abandon her on a remote island with a small shelter and basic food and water and she'd have to wait until someone came by and chose to take her home...

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Cold Eagle
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People do this? I didn't need to know this. That poor dog. That's awful.

dan gerene
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We got our last dog that way because her former mistress couldn't keep because of the change in housing due to a divorce, Took a good year to adjust and not feel that she was abandoned by her pack. Daughter adopted one from a foster home and after five years still doesn't trust too many people. Obviously a****d, shown by some scarring, where it was before.

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Crystalwitch60
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loathed people doing this when I worked in rescue ,it’s like u dumped your poor dog , what gives you the right to try n see them , also when I took on my rottie x corso she was two , n they came to see her 8 weeks later , n after that i said NO MORE !!poor dog was so traumatised seeing them again ,im like right you handed her over(dumped her ) ,so you know she’s safe happy settled ,I cannot abide people as do this , when a dog comes in to my house ,they stay till the end of their days , you don’t get to change your minds ,etc or demand visitation ffs

Vinnie
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A shelter for abandoned pets is not a boarding facility or summer camp.

Mreoww
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww poor pup. What a moron.

Giles McArdell
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I originally wrote something really angry here but I'll just leave it at this - I do not like Jasmine.

JL
Community Member
4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was your 'own dog', they wouldn't be sitting in an adoption facility. Hopefully the dog finds a home worthy of them.

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    #2

    Came Across This While Looking For Reviews To A Local Tattoo Studio

    Business owner responds to a negative review with a brutal comeback addressing harassment and safety concerns.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Hats off to the owner.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a veteran I find it offensive he would try and use that as a shield for being called out for his s**t behavior. Just because you are a veteran it does not give you the right to act like an a*****e.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this goes for all s c u m as harrass all people trying to do their jobs in every job !! Especially hospitality!, treat people as you want to be treated , don’t half make a difference n way to go boss x

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I served my country. I'm entitled to pat fannies.

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH! and KUDOS!!! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

    dan s
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    4 months ago

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    Unless you're a WW2 vet, and you're not, if you're an American vet, then yes, I have a problem with you. The only thing you defended was a corporate class of billionaires who don't know or care about you, only what you could do to further their wealth and power. You didn't make a single person in your country safer or more free, quite the opposite in fact. You're a meaningless p**n. You're a sucker, too stupid and proud to admit you've been used.

    #3

    100% Pure Beef

    Wendy's delivers one of the most brutal comebacks from businesses in a witty reply to a burger shape critique.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they're field crops, that's why it's called ground beef.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy’s is always brutal and hilarious 🤣

    Roni Stone
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are and I love it! I have a particular fondness for organizational shade throwers.

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re square because, at Wendy’s, they don’t cut corners

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The profile pic says it all... Talk about 1 brain cell. Processed fast food is oh so natural... SMFH

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    #4

    Fake Review

    One-star review about food service with a brutal business comeback from the restaurant owner still catching attention online

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    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for not blocking a name from a public post.

    Saltypepper
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, some people reallyhave nothing better to do ,

    #5

    Now Who's Crying

    Customer review with a brutal business comeback showing sharp responses to negative feedback and reviewers.

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    Kylie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH wears a plotical statement shirt to a meditation place?

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I see that the cruel persecution of magatąrds continues recklessly lol

    Miss Ann Thrope
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my neighbor who calls all liberals "Scions of Satan." Doesn't understand why no one likes him.

    dan gerene
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably doesn't know what a scion is either. He would define scion as ""That's just a fancy way of saying sign." Or,' "A quick way to say, sea lion."

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    Laserleader
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even offered a FREE shirt to wear while there. Shame on the reviewer to be so intolerant that they cant wear something free.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Yoga and Wellness, it appears you're not following the latest out of the White House. Conservatives have the protection of 1A to spout their hate speech. Only the Left have to keep their lips zipped.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a "Make Liberals Cry" t-shirt isn't polarizing at all, is it?

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like that would get someone kicked out at my work

    Power puff scientist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im not american so dont have anything to do with your politics but its funny to see how apparenntly lady with an antileft shirt is an a*****e and then the whole comment section is hating on the right even attacking a lady who says shes a republican but just wants to live a normal life. maybe realize you are just as bad in your views of hating the opposite side?

    Sam Trudeau
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    4 months ago

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    Purple Gurl
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    4 months ago

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    Why are we turning EVERYTHING into a political statement? IDGAF who you voted for-I care about making rent and paying for meds. Yes, I am a Republican, but so what? I am still a human who just wants to survive this chaos marble just like everyone else.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's your stance, why do you identify with the political party that campaigns on hate of minorities and of political opposition?

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    #6

    Another Ramen Creep

    Negative customer review and brutal business comeback from 5 Senses Ramen & Sushi Bar owner on service and atmosphere.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone like this. Forty and hits on 20 years old. When they turn him down , they are racist, agist.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece had a 55+ year old customer ask for her number. When she told him she was only 16, he asked when her 18th birthday was so he could mark it in his calendar. Instant ban from the restaurant.

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    Vinnie
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a more sensible approach: a 50-something comedian joked that the models at car shows were a good health check: if he was attracted, it meant his physical health was good; if he knew they weren't going to be attracted back, it meant his mental health was also good.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess..."she was nice to me."

    Julie Thigpen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my entire experience working my through college. Almost every dude I waited on asked for my number or gave me his. Even the men who were obviously on dates with girlfriends or wives. The 90’s were a wilder time!

    L.V
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a waitress, a guy told me he wanted to divorce his wife and marry me... I was 24, he was 54, and a friend of the boss on top of that 🤮

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use apostrophes, people. It would take effort for me to exclude them. What is going on with people?

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    Instead of blandly tweeting on Twitter about new items, they eviscerate their rivals like McDonald's with jokes that travel faster than any typical ad campaign would have. By being willing to drop that corporate facade, they managed to pierce through a cluttered online environment.

    #7

    Imagine Complaining About This

    Customer review and brutal business comeback from owner addressing a medical emergency during takeout order process.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But the CUSTOMER should always come first!"

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if the business is a brothel...

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    Kylie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Now that's that some serious situational no awareness, not to mention self centred.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, kid, I've had people step over others having epileptic fits to announce "I've got a reservation. " You have no idea.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Epileptic, much respect to Franky D's

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a self-absorbed a****t that customer was. Geez

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    #8

    He Got Laughed By The Whole Internet

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback to a negative review about seeing a rat during a meal.

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a good response? Unlike the a*****e man in the post above trying to claim false discrimination against veterans, this person said they saw a rat. If true, that's a legitimate concern. WHETHER it's true is different.

    Miki
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought exactly!

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun all you want making childish burns, but I would never, ever think of eating at a place that responds to an accusation of having rats like that. If there's some justification for that response, it's up to them to explain to their customers what it is.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re a decent restaurant, they have a contract with a pest control company and would know whether or not they had a rat issue. Maybe relax a bit?

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    Still Going
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone should stock up on aloe vera if they're planning on leaving more "reviews" like this one.

    Asmodeus Hare
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this once but they were talking about the rat piloting a chef. Ratatouille reference.

    Saltypepper
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best come back ever

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    #9

    Technically The Troof

    Customer review and brutal business comeback about a food order with prawns in a sarcastic tone.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you should have realised how stupid I am! Ha! That told them.

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mind reading the stupid" - gotta remember that one! 🤣🤣🤣

    Chuck
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They imply that they can mind read the smart. I must stay away.... nah, I'll be fine there.

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    #10

    Rude Is As Rude Does

    One-star review complaint and brutal business comeback response about no-show interview in a customer review thread.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t fix bloody stupid can ya

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you *can*, but the vet charges extra for that.

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    #11

    Goes To Cauliflower Restaurant But Dislikes Cauliflower

    Customer review and brutal business comeback on a cauliflower-based restaurant’s menu and small business challenges.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurant owner biting their tongue to remain so polite.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As you see the review was at printscreen-time, 10 month old, and the owners answer was 6 month. So the owner had to sleep on it for some time to not give a digital slap? 🙃

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    Becky Klebe
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The place is called The Groovy Floret - as a vegetarian seeing that, I would assume it was either broccoli or cauliflower based restaurant, and wouldn't go there if I didn't feel like eating one of those.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very professional response.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he wanted to say "you have the intelligence of a cauliflower and it shows"

    Dominik
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are two stars censored?

    Judes
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe BP thinks they look like nipples.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went to Plymouth, where Ocean Spray (the predominant US seller of cranberry products) ran a cranberry museum. Seemed interesting ecologically since cranberries are actually grown in swamps where they use floodwaters to help harvest them, but I don't really like cranberry JUICE. At the end of the tour, they were pushing us to try all of the different juice combos. "Cranberry mango?" "No thanks. "Cranberry papaya?" "No." She went on and on with more and more exotic flavors. "Cranberry kiwki banana durian?" Nope. "Cranberry watermelon guava?" No. "Is there a juice flavor you DO like?" "Oh sure... um... just not cranberry." All Hell broke loose. I slipped out the door, which I didn't realize locked behind me and thus was born the legend of the time Ocean Spray cranberries kicked me out of their museum.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "DoEs ThIs StEaKhOuSe SeRvE vEgAn StEaKs?"

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish this was something offered where I live. Not a vegan, but vegetarian. Always feel slighted that many cooking shows and restaurants focus almost exclusively on meat and no alternative options.

    Tom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No clue where that restaurant is - but if i`ll ever be in the area, i`ll check it out. Wonder what they do with the cauliflower.. :)

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The owner is right. Why go to a restaurant if you don't like most of the menu. Owner deserves a medal

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    #12

    This Review Of My University

    Google review showing a brutal business comeback explaining solar panels, highlighting savage responses in customer reviews.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope Kimberly didn't look up and spot the evil contrails overhead...

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the daughter was not home schooled, if so this university dodge a bullet.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, if she was home schooled, university might have been exactly what she needed to counter this parent's nonsense.

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    Mreoww
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    4 months ago

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…why was mom enrolling her daughter into uni? Shouldn’t the daughter be doing that herself?

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly hope the person who posted lives under a rock somewhere to justify that she doesn't know what 5g is and thinks it is dangerous.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks on tocktack and knows this is true, cause she had that thought, and every thought she has must be the total truth.. 🤷‍♂️

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    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the daughter will learn more than mom has.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord. Another MAGA conspiracy...

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet Kimberley posted from an iphone.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    included the "reduce-5G-radiation" - sticker on the phone, that inadvertently makes the phone to use maximum output just to get a signal to the tower... 🤷‍♂️

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    CatWoman1014
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kimberly needs to remove her tinfoil hat

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kimberly, are you THAT stupid?

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    #13

    Lady In My Local Group Posts About This Review She Left On An Restaurant, With The Owners Reply

    Brutal business comebacks to harsh reviews showing owners responding fiercely to negative customer feedback.

    She got completely wrecked by comments in the group and ended up deleting her post, but not before I got this screenshot of her review. Owner of the restaurant is hella chill and the place is chill.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comments from OP "His restaurant has been busy. All the group members are going now. He’s giving free food for mentioning the bad review." _____"He’s actually a really laid back guy. The girl? Not so much. Anytime someone in the group posts about going to the restaurant and how they enjoyed it, she goes off on them. Meanwhile the owner is chill and a nice guy to talk to." ______ (q: Any screenshot?)" 𝗡𝗼. 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗖𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘄 𝘂𝗽."

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    patricia patricia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tell all your friends - both of them" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Best insult ever!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The young mums with kids screamed translation entitled s k a n k s with feral brats , no place likes those NONE !! oh n $150 For the lot of u ain’t much either , so doubt they would miss that !! bad reviews like this ruin decent places ,

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people lie in reviews because of something they did as customers to cause the problems. I think every review should include the responses to see the truth. Am sure many places would want to hear feedback that was honest.

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell all your friends, both of them is Crazy

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF were they doing, bringing children to an establishment that serves alcoholic drinks and drinking themselves, when they have children to supervise/take home?

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids belong in kid-appropriate restaurants not high-end restaurants where people want a dinging experience not a daycare.

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    #14

    A Review For A Local Gun Range

    Customer’s harsh review on gun purchase denied, met with brutal business comeback exposing illegal activity.

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    Chuck
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom by Chance, idiot by choice.

    Keepin Itreal
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how about this Chuck, felonious son demands/threatens/bullies his elderly mother into buying guns for him. Hmm?

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably prevented another school shooting incident.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom by chance? Uh, no. Mom by very well-known biological processes. Mom by personal choice or lack of education.

    Strings
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Straw purchase" and "providing a weapon to a prohibited person". Both, IIRC, are federal felonies

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they reported her. This is how mass shooters have got got their weapons.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eventually, the truth will out.

    #15

    Customer review about food taste with a brutal business comeback response mentioning COVID test.

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    LadyKing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enter you response as and it will be more impressive 😂😂

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just recovered from a 2-week bout with a COVID variant that, apparently, wasn't covered in my last booster. I lost nearly 10 lbs (4.5 kg), because food tasted like nothing at all.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, perhaps a vocabulary might be in order?

    Meme culture has also compelled companies to adapt. A good meme or timely reference shows cultural awareness and proves the people running the account actually reside in the same universe as the consumers.

    #16

    The Entitlement Is Strong With This One

    Customer review and brutal business comeback exchange at CSI Computers storefront and entrance door.

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes folks, Don't be like Bryan!

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And DO NOT TOLERATE the Brians of this world - they need to be put in their d**n place

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never met him in person either, only read above post, but I think Bryan is an utter douechebag.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the opposite of Karen is Barbie, then the opposite of Ken is now Bryan

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are too many Bryan's is the problem.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I blame Bryans parents. Just call your kid Brian. Must have been bullied at school.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Hey, Bryan " ..... " Yes ? " ...... P**s off !!

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bryant leaves massages.... don't sound like suck a bad guy.....

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omfg priceless , way to go boss 😂

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    #17

    Openly Admitting This

    Customer complains about rude service denying gun sale, business owner responds with legal explanation in brutal comeback.

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the staff may have stopped the complainant from spending 10 years in prison.

    Chuck
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A law was followed in Florida?!? I must sit down.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb woman. The husband was able to complete a straw purchase at the other store. She basically snitched on a public platform.

    Cathleen Cummings
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Off topic, but the word OP was trying to say is "sell!" Not "sale". He wouldn't SELL him a gun, not SALE him a gun. What is wrong with people.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These laws are there for a reason. Respect them.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, four errors: "Sale" instead of "Sell" twice, "the salesman at counter" instead of "the salesman at THE counter" and "Same gun for less price" instead of "same gun for a lower price"

    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sale/sell makes my chobbles twist. Another one is free reign/rain/rein

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    #18

    Actually

    Customer complains about weight limit for horseback riding, business responds with a brutal and witty comeback.

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight limits are not cosmetic and are there for health or saftey. In this case, the horse's. 🙄

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't matter if you were 240lbs of pure muscle, or pure flab, or 100lbs and wearing a VERY heavy backpack. The weight limit is for the animal's safety.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m larger than the average bear, as a consequence I avoid going to theme parks (I don’t fit into their seatbelts), I don’t expect to ride any animals (never my thing, animals are not designed to carry us anyway) and I no longer do bungee jumping. Baffled by folk who think that warm, upright and breathing are the only requirements for these kind of things 🤷🏻‍♂️

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this person shamed herself and then tried to turn it on them as fault. Maybe next time she can saddle herself and give her daughter a ride. Or let the horse ride her around to see how it feels.

    S Bow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That last sentence is a picture, with the horse saying " I'm only 900 pounds over the limit, she'll be fine " 😆

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have added ...and we do not have any draft horses. We had horses growing up and my uncle actually bought a Friesian to ride because he was a very large farm boy.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet this person complained about not getting on rollercoasters either.

    Erik Biesemeier
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    240 pounds is 240 pounds, it doesn't matter if you're fit or flabby, how does that not make sense to this person?

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The never endingvdiscussion - plus "a big horse can carry more weight". Yes, and no. In first instance, the skeleton, muscles etc of a big horse are designed to carry its own high weight. It does not necessarily mean "a fat horse can easily carry a fat rider". Every horse has its limits, they are not designed to carry any weight at all. Luckily it is possible. I am always happy if stables are putting the horses health first, even if it is only to avoid the hassle of dumping a worn out and sick one at the k**l pen and purchasing a new one.

    Trashy Panda
    Community Member
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This woman is not fit if she's 240 lb

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could be a body builder, weightlifter , or very tall.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about 80kg and still feel bad when I ride my horse, although he's a big, sturdy boy and can take it.

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    Social media managers have become web interpreters of culture, combining brand personality with web sense of humor in a way that is effective instead of feeling like it is forced. The result? Posts shared voluntarily by customers, giving companies free publicity in the guise of entertainment.

    #19

    No Words

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback replying to a negative food delivery review with sharp humor.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food delivery guy hits MY doorbell, I come waddle-running for the door like an excited pug.

    Asmodeus Hare
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Doordashed for extra money and had a customer not respond. Called her number and no response. Instructions were to hand it off. So hung it off the ground by the hand shaped knocker. Hour later customer called to complain about cold food. Was told the dashers do not have time to wait until you get home.

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    4 months ago

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    The reply doesn't state that the driver actually knocked...

    #20

    Great Response From The Owner

    Customer review and business brutal comeback about serving only during posted closing times from a restaurant exchange.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unbelievable how, for some people, "It's not robots making your food, it's real people with their own lives" is a totally foreign, incomprehensible, impossible to understand concept.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are rapidly becoming a society of solipsists.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I worked at a grocery store during the pandemic. We closed at 10pm and us employees all had a LOT of "closing tasks" that could only be done after the store was closed. Those of us on closing shift were scheduled until 10:30pm, so we had to really haul heiny to get our closing tasks done, most nights (boss REALLY didn't like us clocking out late.) We always had that ONE customer who came into the store at 9:55pm and deliberately walked slowly up each aisle with his cart, reading boxes and cans, and would yell at our manager when he tried to politely tell him we had to close the store. "I'M the customer, and I'M shopping NOW!" etc. Some nights the dude was there until past 10:30 D: Eventually the big boss heard about it and the dude got trespassed XD It was the ONLY time I saw righteous justice towards a horrid customer during my two and a half years working there XD

    JL
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a craving at 3am on Sunday, so I called. Can you believe no one would answer their phone?!? Zero stars!

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like the employees have families and plans and lives of their own!!!

    Chilli
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got there at a time that they said they wouldn't serve at and then they DIDN'T SERVE ME??"

    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But surely closing times don't apply to me! I'm a special snowflake!

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasp! How dare they blame me for not showing up DURING business hours?

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Restaurants should post kitchen closed and dining room closed times.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you ask for a dinner at 11, you now have staff there after posted hours, at a minimum, your waiter, the chef, the kitchen coordinator and FOH ( Front of House). You have now imposed overtime upon the restaurant to pay these people. Is this fair?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not. And if management had a spine, they would tell so called customer that restaurant is now closed and food is to go or nothing

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    #21

    Someone Accidentally Reveals Their Browser History In An App Review

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback to a controversial customer review about targeted ads and app content.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha! Past browsing behaviour. Subtle....

    JL
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone might want to ask their son if they've been using their phone. Also ask how they feel about large breasted Asian women.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He totally outed himself while complaining about it 🤣🤣🤣

    It's a dangerous strategy, of course. Trying too hard to be funny risks alienating audiences, and venturing into delicate subjects without care can ruin a brand in one night. But done right, the payoff is staggering, customer loyalty, viral visibility, and the impression that a brand is something more than a logo.

    #22

    Lying On Yelp Reviews

    Business manager's brutal comeback to a false review exposing a stock photo used by a dishonest reviewer.

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't curse a cat with this person. A cat deserves better.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are great at behavior modification!

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the kind of person who saw Victor Victoria and attempted to put bug in their food to get a comped meal.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t don’t deserve them.

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    #23

    Reviewing A Place That Isn't Even Open Yet

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback in a social media comment exchange with a sarcastic reply.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but I bet it will be the worst place ever and a rip-off.....if they let me in.

    Sue
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How pathetic do you have to be?

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but little do they know of Jason's... TIME MACHINE! *dramatic musical sting*

    #24

    At A Rolled Ice Cream Shop

    Customer complains about being turned away before closing, business responds with a brutal comeback about service and staff schedules.

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    Syrah
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe how many people turn up so close to closing and expect to stay for as long as they want.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had automatic doors at a hardware store. At closing we locked the "in" door and turned the auto-open off on the "out" door. Those SOBs would get down on the ground and put their fingers under the "out" door and pull it open to get in. You cannot tell me that you suddenly (at 10pm) need a faucet washer and it can't wait until morning.

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    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking out loud for a moment. I'm pretty sure in the UK you'll have a notice that says closes at 10pm last orders at 9.30pm. Is this unusual, have I just imagined it? It is possible that I made it up but I think it's a pretty good idea to set clear boundaries for those that can't figure it out for themselves.

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany it is common to have a notice "Kitchen closes at...", which is depending on the type of business and meals up to two hours before actually "switch lights off"-closing time.

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can order, eat and get out of the door within 3 minutes, why on earth didn't you say so?

    Companies like Wendy's demonstrated that being friendly, funny, and a little bit edgy on social media is far more powerful than corporate doublespeak ever was. Social media is no longer just an advertising vehicle, it's a stage on which brands can show their personality, establish relationships, and even turn criticism into comedy gold. And if a cheeky tweet concerning chicken nuggets can command millions of impressions, it's obvious the days of dull corporate tweets are done.

    #25

    Okay, Karen

    Business response to negative review calls out reviewer in brutal comeback on social media platform.

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    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah! well you're ugly too!

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hurt my feelings so now, I’m going to slam you/your business. Geez! 🙄

    #26

    “Accidentally” Took A Pizza Stand

    Customer review and brutal business comeback about accidentally taking a heavy pizza stand from Vermont restaurant.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'll just slip this pizza stand into my back pocket. No one will suspect a thing

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL after nearly 55 years of eating pizza at italian restaurantsthat something like a "pizza stand" exists. Why?

    #27

    I'm Thinking About Putting In My Resume At This Shop

    Customer leaves a 1-star review about soggy chips, business owner responds with a brutal comeback defending their service.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say something about how childish adults can be, but then I stopped because plenty of kids are actually better.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many adults are better at being childish than kids because they have so much more practice.

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    #28

    Bye Bye Ex Customer

    Customer review with a brutal business comeback about free poppadoms, showcasing savage comebacks from businesses.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with unwritten rules is that nobody ever reads them.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "unwritten rule".... lol. show me where it's not written. Oh - everywhere!!!

    MissyMoo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the response from the restaurant says way more than the review

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that reply in Mr. Washee Washee's voice.

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An unwritten rule? No business has to honor a rule that doesn’t exist.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂bloody entitled A H,S deserved that well and truely , you want bloody popadoms BUY THEM !,

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    Please learn to speak English, I know non-native English-speakers who've only taken a few English classes who speak English better than you

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    Aileen Grist
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    4 months ago

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    In England when you order a Chinese meal you get free prawn crackers and with Indian food free popadom, mango cutney and raita. I'd expect it too.

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    #29

    I Must Have My Margarita

    Customer review ignored before opening hour and brutal business comeback reply showing sharp comebacks from businesses.

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    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, needs a drink before 11am? That's not a good sign..

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weatherspoons at breakfast, is always an eye opener.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "licencing hours" vs "drinking hours" - two different things.

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago

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    #30

    15 Minute Wait For Food Is Too Long

    Customer review with brutal business comeback responding to complaints about service and food wait times.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they wanted fast food there’s this place called McDonald’s !! freshly cooked food takes a good 20 mins ffs

    Ripley
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We agree with your decision to not return". Gold.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minutes?? That's fast! At a restaurant, preparing fresh food, I'm perfectly fine with 30.

    #31

    Local Restaurant Exposes A Bad Reviewer

    One-star review met with brutal business comeback from restaurant owner exposing fake feedback by a neighbor.

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    #32

    We Are A Scuba Diving Company And Look At Fish Underwater, We Don’t Eat Them

    Customer review and brutal business comeback exchange highlighting a scuba diving company's witty response.

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    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Tim. Didn't you listen to Bruce? Fish are friends, not food.

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago

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    #33

    Adult Lingerie Store

    Customer complaint about store policy with brutal business comeback enforcing age restrictions and adult material warning.

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    Kit Black
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww... who the hell tries to bring a kid into an ~adult~ shop... hope the wife saw the review!

    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd place to choose to buy a birthday card

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have raunchy cards in those places. You really dont want to know

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    #34

    My Favorite Bar Called Out A Fun Customer On Google Reviews

    Owner’s brutal comeback to rude reviewer about ID refusal at bar in a business review showdown.

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    StarCrossedFriday
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Impressively rude” - love it 😂

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You sound like you'd be an awesome regular" is a GREAT put-down.

    Bored Sailor
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    4 months ago

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    Owner should be investigated knowing he can get fined and or lose their liquor license for knowing this guy brought multiple fake IDs and not reporting it. Guy should in turn be seen by the cops.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, owner can just refuse service and explain why - there might already be undercover ops in that place. Also, they had refused service, dude upped his game. Me, I would have taken a photo of all the "ID" and distributed to other bars in the area.

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    #35

    "Hair Alon"

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback to a customer review accusing the restaurant of serving bad asparagus.

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    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who do this. I was a server years ago. When someone walked the check, it came out of the server's pay. We made $2.01/hour plus tips.

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's illegal in any civilized country, so US I guess?

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    Tom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it is the manager of a hair alon - they have no S or $ :)

    #36

    Karen Leaves Misleading Review To Slander A Restaurant

    Customer review and brutal business comeback about restaurant closing time and disrespectful behavior.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thrashing meat is a crime - food waste and unnecessarily killed animals. It is basically binning the cute little calf or piglet after being born. I am happy that several "All you can eat"-places here (in Europe) started to make people pay for everything they do not eat. However, if customers ask for it to be boxed for takeaway, it should be offered.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    arrogant group of people who knew d**n well AYCE places don't allow you to carry out the food. These guys just wanted to obnoxious and bully your servers. Jerks

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    4 months ago

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    #37

    Never Mess With A Social Media Manager

    Tweet by MoonPie delivering a brutal comeback to a critic, showcasing sharp humor in business social media responses.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, there are times I'd rather talk to a marshmallow sandwich than people too.

    Roni Stone
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I love these brand accounts! So spicy!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    Erm WAT THE F K 🤷‍♀️

    #38

    Bystander Review

    One-star review about boat tour safety met with brutal business comeback defending policies and customer care.

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    #39

    I'm Dying

    Customer review and brutal business comeback from Pizza King & Corriander Cuisine in response to a 3-star pizza complaint.

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    Norma
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Kimberley, if you're sober, come get it yourself next time!!!

    #40

    Well, If You Eat Half Of It And Enjoyed, Why Complain After All? Just Pay For That, It's A Two Way Mistake

    Customer complains about wrong plate served, business owner gives brutal comeback with video proof in response to the review.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video evidence always fun.

    Dragon Ashes
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is most excellent. Especially when manager from another department is constantly trying to get you fired.

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    #41

    Robbery

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback in response to a harsh customer review about theft accusations.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they censored both names but didn't censor Carly's name in the review

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids, I tell ya. And then a public review to self-own. XD

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    #42

    Late For Cake

    One-star review with a brutal business comeback about a custom cake no-show and communication issues.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why places want deposits and card details upfront.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tattoo place now makes people pay in advance because too many customers were getting their tattoos and then just running off without paying!

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    #43

    Was Looking For Reviews For A Tattoo Shop, Then I Found This

    One-star review with brutal business comeback responding to unreasonable customer demands and mask refusal.

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    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats like 15 minutes per a tattoo! A good tattoo takes at least an hour don't know what OP was expecting lol

    #44

    It Wasn't The Whole Story

    Customer review and brutal business comeback where the owner explains tattoo language issues and accountability.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood how so much awful spelling gets past the people that will wear them for the rest of their lives. Why is it always blamed on the artist?

    dan gerene
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But sometimes the tattoo artist messes up a bit but still has no regerts.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was getting my first tattoo next to a customer/artist who were arguing over the spelling of “grateful.” The customer was getting a skull & roses tattoo on his calf with the band’s name below. He insisted it was “Greatful Dead.” I and others chimed in that this wasn’t how you spell the word. He doubled down with, “but that’s how the band spells it.” Dude left with a permanent spelling error on his leg. Why are some people’s ego so fragile that they simply can’t accept that they’re wrong? Like, ever??? (BTW, no on-the-fly spell check in 1991 other than a dictionary)

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister spelled four of her six siblings names wrong on her oversized back tattoo. Which became no surprise since she spelled her own daughters name wrong on the birth certificate. She wanted Aria (like the song), spelled it Aira (like the name), and says it "area" (like the space). Not an accent issue, she's just not smart.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it said something naughty. 😁

    Chris Christo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Install spellcheck on your skin.

    #45

    Screamed At

    One-star review and brutal business comeback from Parker Exotic Pets addressing closing time complaints.

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    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paranoia and nursing imagined insults a bad combination.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wished we could use cattle prods when I was in retail.

    #46

    Go To Walmart

    Customer complaint about order timing with a business owner’s brutal, detailed comeback defending quality standards and policies.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I could just fancy a lemon cheesecake though

    Krd
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A weeks notice for a cake? That be some good cake!

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably have a lot of orders plus possibly daily products.

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    #47

    Pizza Place Owner Not Putting Up With The BS Customer Review

    One-star review called out for terrible customer service with a brutal business comeback about charging a segway.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure you have to be a customer for the customer service argument to apply.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are a customer *somewhere* /s

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this from twenty years ago? Who rides a Segway in 2025?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy wanted a charge - but no charge. Confusing.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wanted to plug in their Segway (electric scooter thingy) to fill up it's battery, while going to eat somewhere else down the street

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    #48

    Restaurant Owner Wasn't Having It

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback to a rude bartender review, illustrating harsh review responses.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how stars 2&3 of the next review are censored...

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because they’re dirty stars.

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    #49

    Tattoo Shop Review

    One-star review about tattoo shop refusing service over Blue Lives Matter flag, with brutal business comeback included.

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a smurf, I object to this whole post.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Politics aside, I'd have an issue with someone wanting a 'first responder' tattoo, because someone ELSE in their family was a first responder (this is how the email reads). People in those communities tend to not appreciate people falsely claiming to have their roles.

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo parlor owner isn't fxcking around. LOL

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do a tattoo over the phone?

    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tattoo place said over the phone they'd do the tats (i should think 1st responder tat doesn't sound suspicious) but refused to do them after seeing what the tat involves .. hth

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    Laserleader
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get irritated when a "blue, red, black flag" is on a car or a person who literally breaks laws while driving, and all I can think is they deserve to be pulled over by police... but then thats the idea... if you pretend to be one of them they might let you get away with murder (oh yeah thats the argument isn't it?)

    Ffion Jones
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you!! No idea what they were talking about

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the kind of people who think cops should be respected at all times and that they never do wrong but are also the kind of people who attacked cops who were defending the US capital on Jan 6th because their cult leader Trump told them to. These people do not understand what the word hypocrisy means.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some sort of political statement?

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blue Lives Matter" and the associated flag (black-and-white US flag with one blue stripe) has been a response to the "Black Lives Matter" movement. People who use the term or display that flag are most often of the, shall we say, "politically conservative" persuasion.

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    Patricia Steward
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do tattoos over the phone? ;)

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post is very badly written. They were *trying* to say that the shop told them over the phone that they would do the tattoos and then declined when the customer got there and saw the design. It would have been easier to understand if they had written "... after stating over the phone that they would do the tattoos ...".

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    Norma
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how they do tattoos over the phone....

    Roni Stone
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's doing remote work these days, apparently. /s/

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    Squirrel Chaser
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    4 months ago

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    This review was spot-on. The owners response, though brutal, was dumb.

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    #50

    Where To Begin At This Kid's Play Area

    Customer review and brutal business comeback highlighting unprofessional behavior and staff response in a kids’ play area.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. If a customer or their child threatens harm to a business or its employees, they should be permanently banned. Especially when the kid spat at them, which is legally considered a s s a u l t and for which the parent is accountable.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, if you type a censored word like "a*****t", you can edit your post and re-type the asterisked letters and it won't re-censor them.

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    #51

    Found This Gem From A Shop Someone Else Posted Today

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback in a tattoo review where the owner replies sharply to a customer complaint.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And 'the area was already tattooed' ? WTF is that person?

    Drop Bear from Hell
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A glutton for punishment, that's what this person is.....

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    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm imagining that he was asking for a bullseye 🤣

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a woman from Australia who made a video of her getting hers tattooed. She is covered from head to toe. I like tattoos on women but my god not like that.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should have gone back to the shop who did the original tattoo.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some trully strange people out there, and yes I know women with back there tats exist but I had not considered men do it too... In retrospect. It makes sense. I'm not in that community and never thought about it.

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago

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    I have 2 of my 17 tats on my back lmao ON MY BLOODY SHOULDERS 😂Like you know sensible places no way in hell would I consider where he was asking,eugh 😱each to their own tho 😂like JUST WHY 🤷‍♀️

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make sense if his name were Carl and his partner's was Carol.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve got 17 tats two on my back , on my shoulders ,who in their right mind wants a tat THERE 😱not surprised the tattooist refused to do it how disgusting , n I’m broad minded, but asking other people to touch you there for this is erm HELL NO 🤮😱😂

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you forget you posted 2 minutes before that?

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    #52

    Got A Negative Review For Tossing Out A Shoplifters… This Is Literally The Problems Our Business Owners Faced Daily

    Brutal business comebacks to negative reviews, showing zero tolerance for shoplifters and threats to staff.

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    Krd
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    Thats a horrible policy. Owner is risking his and his employees lives over theft. There is a reason all major retailers forbid physically stopping shoplifters.

    Colin Roach
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why shoplifters thrive. Because somehow preventing shoplifting is now a crime. Major Retailers have theft and losses factored into their operating expenses. Not everybody can afford that.

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    #53

    Gym Owner Responds To A Review

    One-star review with brutal business comeback about disrespectful behavior in a weight room setting, highlighting harsh responses.

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    Fuhleeheece
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeepers. Getting hostile in a gym full of people working strong and fit is going to get physically "uncomfortable" for the liar.

    #54

    550 Days Later

    One-star review and brutal business comeback from North Texas Catfish Guide Service after a disappointed customer experience.

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    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even imagine what prompted this review after 550 days.

    #55

    When You Miss It Twice

    One-star review complains about late arrival to class, business brutally clarifies friend was 30 minutes late and missed rescheduled appointment.

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    funkybluegirl (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is someone posting a (bad) review for their friend?

    #56

    Not Exactly About The Kitchen, But I Think Y’all Will Get A Kick Out Of This Review The Place I’m At Got And The Owner’s Response

    One-star review about bringing a sugar glider, followed by a brutal business comeback enforcing health code rules.

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    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUGAR GLIDERS ARE NOT PETS! Please don't buy them, they are native, undomesticated animals that belong in the bush, not a home. If you MUST have an Australian native as a pet, try a cassowary.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd get a real kick out of owning a cassowary!

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    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar Gliders are indiscriminate poopers.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago

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    It's a f*****g opossum. Who came up with sugar glider. Can't believe I wasted 3 seconds googling that and then another 15 posting this.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you'd spent more than 3 seconds googling, you'd have learned that a) sugar glider is the correct name for this animal and b) it's not an opossum. Yes, they're both marsupials, but they are not the same genus.

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    #57

    Who Cares

    Customer review about lingerie shorts gender mix-up with a brutal business comeback addressing clothing inclusivity.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief lady, don't you know that men's shorts and briefs are twice as comfortable as ladies wear? Who would notice the difference anyway?

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you can't ask her to wear Men's undies! That would be *icky*! ;-)

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE lets you return underwear items (most places include socks in this), because unlike most clothing items, there is too much risk of hygiene issues. This has nothing to do with fashion or gender norms.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they tell her anyway? She could have been buying them for a boyfriend. It would get pretty tedious to have the "You know these are men's, right?" / "I hope so! They're for my husband" conversation many times a day.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculous. Who would even try to return underwear anyway??? Wear what you like and stop inventing sh!t to complain about just because you dont feel seen or heard or important.

    #58

    IKEA Correcting A Concerned American Citizen On How To Properly Display The Us Flag

    IKEA business comeback about flag display rules in response to customer comment on social media post.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear America, be more like Sweden. A lot more like Sweden.

    Jenni Wren
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flag code also states that the American flag is to be to the right of other national flags, which from the store's perspective in the picture, is correct.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe OP thinks the U.S. and Sweden are at war.

    Tom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the comments from government about Greenland - that could become reality . (unless he finds something else to be upset about)

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    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US flag at the front entrance of the company I work at is flown next to the Dutch (country where this branch of the company resides) and the EU one. During Pride month the rainbow flag joins, and the flag poles are in front of a rainbow zebra path. It is an US company, but the mainly European management is unfazed of anything the western wind blows at our direction.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a minority in the US, because I think displaying the flag is weirdly performative. If you have to scream how patriotic you are, you likely aren't.

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    #59

    So Tardy

    Customer complaint and brutal business comeback from Swimtelligent Swim Club owner responding to class and refund policies.

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    #61

    Thief

    Customer review and brutal business comeback detailing a dispute over free samples and misunderstanding in a spa.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military daughter not going to last in that career if she's a little thief.

    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Military Wives" are the WORST. Beyond entitled. Its super gross

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual F**K!?!?! SO its the business owners responsibility to explain that stealing is wrong to your DAUGHTER???? Man, I would have BLASTED that security camera footeage for REAL. You try to steal, and lie about it, but youre still not done being an insufferable C I_I NT, so now you are embarassed, and decided to post a negative review on top of it all. TW@T

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    #62

    Hilarious Response From Owner After A Bad Review

    Screenshot of a brutal business comeback in a customer review dispute about vacuum pricing and condition.

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    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it said po.rn shop until I kept reading and figured out it was pa.wn which there is no reason to sensor.

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe BP read it with a Boston accent...a p**n shop!

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    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By censoring p**n shop, I thought it was pôrn shop and the idea of a vacuum took on a whole new meaning. Especially considering the use of the euphemism "tweakers". The bütt hurt "apology" took on a whole new meaning as well considering what vacuum/pumps are used for. My mind needs to be washed out with soap. Too dirty up there.

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    #63

    Tried To Pretend He Got Scammed In A Martial Arts School

    One-star review accusing a business of theft with owner’s brutal response about training policies and refund refusal.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how shady people often wear shades in their profile pic?

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly they are not smart enough to wear a mask as well...

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent about 10 years on martial arts mats. It was way too much work for thieves. They tended to drop out the first month.

    #64

    Didn't See The Sign

    Customer leaves harsh review for bakery, owner delivers brutal comeback addressing cashless policy and break-in incidents.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did this person cope during covid?

    Krd
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the whole cashless thing is stupid. You should be allowed to pay cash for any products or services. It literally says on the money that is "legal tender for ALL debts private or public". Not to mention some people can't get bank accounts or credit cards for numerous reasons, so they are effectively locked out patronizing those cashless businesses.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even remember the last time I had cash in my wallet.

    #65

    Stay Open For Me

    Customer review about early closing times with a brutal business comeback from District Coffee owner replying.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eric Thompson's profile picture seems to be spot on.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hangovers on the weekends don't matter, lol.

    #66

    Friend Of The Bride

    Customer complaint about dress shop policy with a brutal business comeback enforcing strict no-children rules and appointment terms.

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    #67

    We Are A Retail Business

    Customer review complaining about strict payment policy with a brutally honest retail business comeback.

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    eric p
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention they clearly weren't cleaning any videos with it. "Video head cleaner" is just the legal way to sell poppers

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what kind of jerk insists that the price is actually paid, rather than just approximated? SMH. /s

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he came back from the ATM, they should have asked for $26, since what's a dollar one way or the other?

    #68

    Saw This Review At My Local Gentleman’s Club

    Customer leaves a harsh review, business responds with brutal comeback defending their receptionist and service policy.

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    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gentlemen's club aka b r o t h e l..

    eric p
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, a gentleman's club is a strip club. No touching, no s*x

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL OMFG DUDE SERIOUSLY REVIEWED A W***E HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean if I pay money for a woman, I can’t do what ever I want to do? Incel

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. What is wrong with these guys?

    #69

    Owner Calls Out Bad Review Left By A Previous Tenant

    Property management brutal comeback to a harsh tenant review addressing false claims and resolved maintenance requests.

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    SJones
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I ask, what’s the point after so much time has passed?

    #70

    Hole In None

    One-star business review calling the place a dump with a brutal owner comeback about unpaid mini golf fees.

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems more like the op of the review hasn't been refurbished in decades and is a j*****s anyway

    #71

    Karen Leaves A Review And Gets Corrected And Still Thinks She’s Right

    One-star review with a brutal business comeback addressing customer complaints about passes and management response

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Update - ooops, busted, erm, yeah, you're good.

    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know how long things took because I have kids" vs "I know how long things took because I have a time-stamped camera"... sorry Karen, you lose

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unrealistic, psychotic Karen with children. What a nightmare. Poor kids.

    Missy VanWinkle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just so disheartening to read exaggerated complaints by smug parents who are teaching their children to be disrespectful, lying as*hats.

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    #72

    They Might Have A Point

    Business comeback by Ryanair with a humorous airline dining scene showing luxury service expectations for low prices.

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    Douglas Turner
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Al Franken and Nancy Reagan, which would be the best remake of the Odd Couple ever

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need champagne and cold cut selection. Well, I don't even want your water. Just enough room to sit and not blasting your commercials every 5 minutes would be ok

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend a legacy or mainline carrier and their business or first class product. After all, you get what you pay for when it comes to flying and if you’re flying budget or coach, you’re getting way more than you’ve paid for, as your cost is heavily subsidized with cargo, ads, no-frills, extra seats crammed in and up-charges for everything other than a place to rest your bottom. (Awesome run-on sentence, by the way!)

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    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    19.99 for the ticket and 199.99 for the luggage. Oh, fućk right off

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've told Mr Auntriarch that if I ever agree with a pronouncement from Ryan Air, he's to put me straight into a home.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that stock photo from 1980?

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm that’s first class pay that price , get that service lol

    Asmodeus Hare
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even close to what you get now in 1st class. You hope to get a whole can of soda and a second bag of pretzels.

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    #73

    That Time When I Was So High In Colorado That I Tried To Leave A Review For A Dispensary But Ended Up Leaving One For A Luxury Car Dealership Instead

    Customer leaves a confusing negative review, and business owner delivers a brutal comeback, showcasing sharp business comebacks.

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    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confirmed. That dealership's green is terrible. They get points for shaping it like a tree, but it's a b***h to grind up. Tried smoking it and it didn't do s**t except make my entire house smell like pine tree.

    #74

    Guy Leaves An Absurd Review On A Hotel After Watching An Episode Of Hotel Hell Which Aired Almost 5yrs Ago

    Screenshot of a business's brutal comeback to a negative review criticizing hotel quality, showcasing sharp customer response.

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    Tom
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they hope to get this liar as a guest?

    #75

    Love The Owners Response To This

    Customer review about disruptive behavior at the movie, met with one of the brutal comebacks from businesses.

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" *leaves -1 star review*

    #76

    Ryanair Not Playing Dang

    Ryanair's brutal comeback to a passenger boarding with luggage and stairs, showcasing sharp business comebacks.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the f**k is all o f that hand luggage? These people are the reason for stupid bag prices.

    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryanair, like every other air travel business, defines the number and size (lenght and weight) of the possible carry-on, cabin luggage and check-in. You are good with one small handbag or backpack? Base fee. Do you want an extra carry-on? That costs exactly this amount. Do you prefer a check-in? The prize is also set. Do you want two check-ins? Say no more, just pay this amount. At the check-in, the handbags and carry-ons are checked, whether they fit into the size limit. And honestly, paying for the extra carry-on is still better than getting stranded with my check-in luggage lost.

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    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Whats wrong with the stairs?

    Phoenix Burn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have travelled on this plane, the steps are part of the plane and fold out from under the door. It is cheaper for the airline (and therefore you) as the airports charge the airline for use of their ladders. As they go up with the plane they need to be as light as possible, so you can carry your ridiculous oversized bags on.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer is complaining the steps are cheap and unsafe looking. The company is responding, if you don’t like our steps, buy your own plane.

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    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stairs don't go all the way to the ground. Hence stepping up in an unsafe way, while carrying luggage.

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the stairs are on the ground to me. Am I missing something?

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    #77

    Some People Just Can’t Afford Dental Insurance But This Dentist Feels Differently

    One-star review and brutal business comeback about Medicaid policy and rude customer behavior in a dental office.

    I found this dentists response to a bad review a bit harsh.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very harsh. By all means call out her behaviour, but not her financial position.

    mp7dvnrw85
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dentist showed their true colours. Plenty of Medicaid recipients work. They just have the misfortune to live in a country that doesn’t pay a true living wage.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US healthcare is a scam and we all know it

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extremly harsh !! they may very well be working , but USA is known for shite wages , ok if she was going full on Karen , that’s unacceptable,but then so is the dentists reply !,

    #78

    Ryanair's Not Fancying Them

    Ryanair's brutal comeback on cramped exit row seating, a top moment in business comebacks that leave reviewers speechless.

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    #79

    Well That’s One Way To Respond To A Negative Review

    A brutal business comeback responding to a negative pizza review with a sharp and witty reply on Google Reviews.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make the owner look good at all.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food poisoning is a valid complaint 🤷🏻‍♀️. The response is just unprofessional.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect this person actually had a point, and the owner is going ad hominem to hide it.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm that’s below the belt as a reply ,not a good look ,!,

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the other things, and it would be this particular bit of the post..

    Chuck
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who wrote the response seems to know Matt. Poor Matt.