If you thought Elon Musk was smart, you haven't met his alternate Twitter personality - Bored Elon Musk. Self-described as a "futuristic hyper-parody account," Bored Elon is so clever he almost hurts our brains.

The sarcastic, witty, and often ingenious account has drawn in over 1 million followers since its creation in 2013, though the true identity of the user behind it remains unknown. Bored Elon Musk may not be the CEO of any major corporation, but he sure has some damn good ideas on how to make life easier, and the Tesla man himself may want to take a few notes.

Check out some of Bored Elon Musk's most inventive life hacks below, and vote for the ones you wish you had thought of first.

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N G 2 years ago

I can't be bothered to read all of this, but i'll up vote it anyway

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james entwistle 2 years ago

truecaller

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Grace Ann Dominguez 2 years ago

this was a black mirror episode. haha nosedive

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Stille20 2 years ago

He's super obsessed with Shazam. This is a terrible anology. None of the functions of Shazam correspond to what you would need

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Hans 2 years ago

Is anyone seriously standing in front of the microwave? I always clean up the kitchen in the meantime. Well, not always. Usually I use the time to prepare even more food...

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Bobbi Newell 2 years ago

Wiring might be an issue

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Hans 2 years ago

Farting pets.

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Hans 2 years ago

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Hans' tip: use an email program that allows you do delete attachments. Delete all attachments before moving the emails to folders, and of course save it before if you actually need it. My business and private email history from 1999 on thereby is a mere 3 GiB, and these are hundreds of thousands of messages.

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

This one is my favorite. The offenders must be honked at

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...This is my name 2 years ago

And back up all that is on it

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Pi... 2 years ago

I know, right?!?!

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Eugene Kutsin 2 years ago

too late. in Sweden supermarkets already have scanners that allow you know total price of goods you picked before you got to a cashier

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Helping Panda 2 years ago

I think this makes fun of how nobody uses QR codes.

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

This would only work the other way around because dogs hear more than humans

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Antoine Casanova 2 years ago

An app called "one more?" Is available and doing this since 2013. Developed by MDs.

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Hans 2 years ago

This is called lamps. Available in stores neaby.

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Red 8 months ago

a feature in Facebook which means that your identity isn't sold to the highest bidder

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JELollis 2 years ago

Or just makes a list and reports once weekly and allows you to select what you do and don't want to see anymore.

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Pi... 2 years ago

Much needed! Especially on my mom's cell phone!

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Daria B 2 years ago

Well, smart TVs already have face recognition features, so I see that as a possible thing to happen.

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Pi... 2 years ago

This is a great idea. E-wallets should be able to give an alert when synced with gps when you're in a store!

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Kaiden Coughlin 2 years ago

or just turn on the screen lock with iPhones...

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Larry BobJoe 2 years ago

sunchips need these

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Hans 2 years ago

This would be very good for working morale! And for United Airlines it can be slightly modified to the hand does not have a tipping finger but forms a fist for punching.

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GoodWolf 2 years ago

I need that!

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William Bonner 2 years ago

I have the bags in my car, but I keep forgetting to go to the grocery store.

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Morgan the Manatee 2 years ago

Or, you know, plugs it in...

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Yugan Talovich 2 years ago

American bananas are awful enough, do you have to try to make them even worse?

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Sasy 2 years ago

it could do a whole grid of pics and say pick the _________ too fun

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Daria B 2 years ago

The door of the apartment where I currently live is operated by a password. Or a numeric code, if you will.

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Sasy 2 years ago

has a sad because this is so true, and full watermelons :( poor Melons

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-- 2 years ago

this is actually smart

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Adam Quinney 2 years ago

Buy a Samsung

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person (i think) 2 years ago

i definitely need this

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Valentina 2 years ago

In my case "la rotten-tatouille" with le stale bread crouton...

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Bobbi Newell 2 years ago

Just your bedroom, including closet; and your bathroom.

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Jhoa 2 years ago

Opinions and views can change...

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brandon sat 2 years ago

looks foreign to me, must belong to Apple.

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Sasy 2 years ago

not the salespeople, the CEO's of the company and the marketing department company. Staff are not responsible

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-- 2 years ago

as well as auto flushes - when someone's still pooping or when they're gone

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Neelansh R 2 years ago

Man then im going to get the strongest coffe ever!!

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Burcu Erbakan 2 years ago

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I have a loud motorcycle, it's cool.

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Morgan the Manatee 2 years ago

Easy fix: just fold over the end after you tear it! Then you can just feel the roll next time.

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Venomous Sloth 2 years ago

I'd be so scared that it would sell all the useless stuff I needed!

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Anna Thouvenin 2 years ago

Thats a damn nice idea. Those easy lift mattresses already exist, just need to install a wooden board under them and that's almost it already!

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Zombie Gurl 2 years ago

I so want it and it's aggravating that a site can bluntly say it to your face

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Hans 2 years ago

Google town plus date will usually do.

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BoredBunny 2 years ago

My teacher had to fix the date on my homework, because I wrote 3/21/16 . I did the homework on 3/21/17.

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

brilliant

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Just a Purpler 2 years ago

Nice, so now the app will remind me I did nothing all weekend too lol, just what I need

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Pi... 2 years ago

Memories!

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Kaiden Coughlin 2 years ago

Apple iPhones automatically stop charging at 100% - apple released this info about how you can keep you phone plugged in overnight because the phone recognizes that the battery is full and stops charging

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brandon sat 2 years ago

or on the radio.

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Rafael Tiba 2 years ago

endless scrolling is bad and dull by itself

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JELollis 2 years ago

Locally, Google Maps does this for the hospitals. All our local hospitals have internal maps that work with all android phones so you don't get lost in the hospital. Even has the individual floors mapped out by GPS detected altitude and elevation differences..

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Bonnie Martin 2 years ago

As a short person, I need this because the sun is aoften too low for the visor to be of any use.

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Hailey Gretencord 2 years ago

I don't understand this one :/

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Sasy 2 years ago

this is PERFECT :p

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Alexandru Luchian Constantinescu 2 years ago

Actually that would be dangerous in case of emergency. A better solution: cars that automatically signal if you turn your steering wheel more than 10 degrees

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April W 2 years ago

Brilliant!

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joachoca 2 years ago

I always use a knife to cut that part of. Works great

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Pi... 2 years ago

Needed!

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brandon sat 2 years ago

i dont want my fridge to judge me...not a good idea.

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Dhanya Munro 2 years ago

Awwww

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Anna Thouvenin 2 years ago

How about Yoga pants that change colors when you work out so no one sees your ass sweats? :(

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BoredBunny 2 years ago

I think the video automatically does that.

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Sasy 2 years ago

smart

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Dhanya Munro 2 years ago

Didn't get this one

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