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George Porter • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

there is archeolgical proof that upper class Egyptian women shaved their legs and pits. That's 3000 years ago.

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

Soft yes, Attractive, not so much

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

Body hair grows at about 1.5mm per MONTH. Some of these ladies look as though they have been tree-swinging for a year or more. If in my more active years, I could shave twice to avoid giving beard rash in certain areas, is it too much to ask the ladies for some reciprocity?

50 "Miserable Men" Hilariously Captured While Their Women Were Shopping

I would head to tools or gadgets or books and agree to meet somewhere. If she didn't show up, I'd track her down and "help" her choose her lingerie, shoes, dress. whatever. Wanna piss of sales staff? Do a running commentary on their choices on your wife. Tell her to make certain the receipts are in the bag, so the goods can be returned and replaced with a competitor's line. My best was cutting a potential all day trip down to 3 hours. 30 years of sales experience and knew where all the buttons were to push.

50 "Miserable Men" Hilariously Captured While Their Women Were Shopping

Connor MacGregor, MMA fighter and likely waiting for a suit fitting rather than his wife

Heidi Klum Finally Reveals This Year’s Costume, Proves She’s The Queen Of Halloween Once More

She is terrific at everything.

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George Porter • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Funny

This Guy Bought His Whole Family A DNA Test For Christmas And It Turned Their Lives Upside Down

George Porter • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

It's a Dragon's egg that was laid in lava to incubate, but it cooled too quickly Whatever you do, DON'T HEAT IT UP!!!!!

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

Nuts to all that. It's a magic wand made by a sorcerer.

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

It's a Dragon's egg that was laid in lava to incubate, but it cooled too quickly Whatever you do, DON'T HEAT IT UP!!!!!

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

Nuts to all that. It's a magic wand made by a sorcerer.

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

and delicious

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

rub with cooking oil, comes off almost instantly

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

death would be justified

50 Hilarious Times Students Took Stupidity To The Another Level

Hell, one of them became President.

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

Nope! Nope! Nope!

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

maybe they just wear their age well

89 Awkward Russian Wedding Photos That Are So Bad They're Good

Why do Russian grooms all dress as though they stole their clothes from Walmart

Photographer Gets Accused Of Racism After His Perfect Black Model ‘Shudu’ Gets Instagram Famous

Shudu is a heart-stopping beautiful fiction as much as Michelangelo's David. Both came from the mind of their creator. Both exist through love of subject and respect.

Heidi Klum Finally Reveals This Year's Costume, Proves She's The Queen Of Halloween Once More

Physically lovely and mentally exceptional with great humour. Her children are very fortunate to have her as an example of free-thinking

18 Times Heidi Klum Took Halloween Costumes To Another Level

Yes Jonathan, it is

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George Porter • commented on 11 posts 3 years ago

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

The wonders of Nature and the Photographers eye, an amazing combination

Photographer Shows How Different Dinnertime Looks Across The USA

It could have been titled "Misery Across America" or "Supper After the Funeral" or "Photos for Wrist-Slitters" or "How America Meets Death" I can hardly wait for the depression to set in.

166 Incredible Photos You Won't Believe Are Not Photoshopped

The wonders of Nature and the Photographers eye, an amazing combination

Photographer Shows How Different Dinnertime Looks Across The USA

It could have been titled "Misery Across America" or "Supper After the Funeral" or "Photos for Wrist-Slitters" or "How America Meets Death" I can hardly wait for the depression to set in.

Dove's 'Racist' Ad Angers People, And They Can't Believe It Actually Happened In 2017

I believe the company was trying, badly, to show the diversity of their product. I think it is a safe bet that there were no black members in the group that approved it. It isn't clear. Realistically, how long will it be before Pandas are described as, "Black and that other colour" If you look for offence you will always find it, intentional or not.

79 Times Kids Realized Their Parents Were Cooler Than Them

Sorry Jules, but that IS Roger Moore and Barbara Bach.

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

A former GF argued vehemently that the sun was THE SUN and not a star, also that EARTH was different from a planet. I asked why and she said people have not got there yet so they can't be like earth with 'trees and rivers and things'. She was very pretty, so it lasted a bit longer.

This 12-Year-Old's Girlfriend Told Him That He Made Her Pregnant, And He Had The Best Response Ever

Some seriously skewed priorities in this whole thing. 1. What POS is making a 12 year old child pregnant? The where, why and how and especially WHO, have to be answered first. 2. How, in the 21st century, does a 12 year old NOT get sex ed? His mother and the school are failures as a parent and educator, respectively. 3. "oriental niggas"? If that came out of my child's mouth he would gumming his food. 4. A rant like that along with the gutter language in his tweets shows a complete lack of control on the mother's part. He should be going to a remedial school for non-English speakers. 5. The little shit says he didn't know about sex, but knew enough to call out the principal for boning the English teacher, so the ignorance plea is BS. 6. Who is looking after this 12 yr old pregnant child? That should come before anything else. Allocating blame is for later

123 Times Owners Wanted Cats And Dogs To Live Together, But It Didn't Work Out As Planned

Dogs are happy foragers. Cats are night stalking killing machines and crave meat

71 People Who Just Realized They're Dating An Idiot

When the photos from the Hubble telescope were first made public, I excitedly showed my wife. She began to cry. She genuinely believed that all the galaxies were lined up together side by side in little squares. It also upset her that I could not point out Libra.

150 Hilarious Conversations That People Overheard in L.A. And Decided They Were Too Good Not To Share

They were either all made up, in which case many were quite funny, or they were real, revealing people in LA to be as shallow as piss on a plate

"My Sister Adopted Her Very First Dog And His Before & After Pics Have Me Crying"

The most under-utilized balm in the world. Love heals everything

Honor Student Gets Suspended, Banned From Graduation And Almost Arrested For Wearing This Shirt

I think it was a combination of her shoulders and very noticeably large breasts, which everyone knows incites the barely contained animal passions of boys turning them into mindless rapacious beasts. Those who think, do and those who don't become secondary school principals.

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George Porter • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Funny

168 Funny Reasons Why Being Married Is The Best

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309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

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309 Petty Revenge Stories That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People (Add Yours)

George Porter • commented on 8 posts 1 year ago

30 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs We've Ever Seen

Sorry Bob but is all over the UK as well. Mars bars are the same size and weight as three minibars which cost 50p. The bar costs eighty-five p

30 Of The Most Evil Packaging Designs We've Ever Seen

Sorry Bob, But this is happening in the UK as well

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

there is archeolgical proof that upper class Egyptian women shaved their legs and pits. That's 3000 years ago.

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

Soft yes, Attractive, not so much

50 Women Are Choosing Not To Shave For 'Januhairy', Share Pics Of Their Progress

50 "Miserable Men" Hilariously Captured While Their Women Were Shopping

Connor MacGregor, MMA fighter and likely waiting for a suit fitting rather than his wife

Heidi Klum Finally Reveals This Year’s Costume, Proves She’s The Queen Of Halloween Once More

She is terrific at everything.

George Porter • commented on 12 posts 2 years ago

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

It's a Dragon's egg that was laid in lava to incubate, but it cooled too quickly Whatever you do, DON'T HEAT IT UP!!!!!

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

Nuts to all that. It's a magic wand made by a sorcerer.

50 Times People Found The Most Unexpected Things

and delicious

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

rub with cooking oil, comes off almost instantly

People Are Posting The Things That Annoy Them The Most (50 Pics)

death would be justified

50 Hilarious Times Students Took Stupidity To The Another Level

Hell, one of them became President.

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

Nope! Nope! Nope!

Someone Turned 22 Marvel Actors Into Women, And People Realize Ryan Reynolds Basically Married Himself

maybe they just wear their age well

89 Awkward Russian Wedding Photos That Are So Bad They're Good

Why do Russian grooms all dress as though they stole their clothes from Walmart

Photographer Gets Accused Of Racism After His Perfect Black Model ‘Shudu’ Gets Instagram Famous

Shudu is a heart-stopping beautiful fiction as much as Michelangelo's David. Both came from the mind of their creator. Both exist through love of subject and respect.

Heidi Klum Finally Reveals This Year's Costume, Proves She's The Queen Of Halloween Once More

Physically lovely and mentally exceptional with great humour. Her children are very fortunate to have her as an example of free-thinking

18 Times Heidi Klum Took Halloween Costumes To Another Level

Yes Jonathan, it is

George Porter • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Funny

This Guy Bought His Whole Family A DNA Test For Christmas And It Turned Their Lives Upside Down

George Porter • upvoted an item 3 years ago

Funny

168 Funny Reasons Why Being Married Is The Best

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