People Are Tweeting Things They Realized As They Got Older, And Here Are 30 Answers

And playing music way too loudly. But I've always complained about that

And even the most daft, hateful idiots and science deniers have the same right to speak and vote exactly like an educated person.

But how else are the neighbors going to know I'm the Dancing Queen?

I picked up cooking specifically to take some of that load off her shoulders.

Accurate.

Traditions = peer pressure from dead people.

My uni friend told me she always has a check wee before going out!

Thanks for the reminder, I made a dumb but minor mistake at work today - trying not to obsess over it

Especially coworkers

This is good.

Yes but I like this way more than being a kid

As I get older I realized a dish or cup in the sink isn't the apocalypse. Don't stress about it, you're not being graded on "empty sink."

And this is why you should always wear clean underwear (according to my Mum at least)

I used to go to bed at 1 AM like every day in my late 20s (ie: 27-28), all of a sudden, I turned 29 and couldn't stay up to that time of the night for three nights in a row without being tired the next day. I turn 29, I lose the ability to stay awake all night.

Never trust a fart.

Learn to forgive. Learn to quit anger. It burns yourself. Source : a former angry young men

Yes!!! Whoever doesn't believe this should go take a hike! (See what I did there?... Huh?... I'll see myself out.)

Basic rule of living in the Pacific Northwest, always carry a jacket.

As a dad, I can relate. We suscribed for an estimate consumption of 80€ a month, turns out real consumption is 130€ a month ... everyone has been lectured and briefed now

Some people still should not be parents. They are far from doing anything "best"

And it’s okay not to be friends with everyone

“Do you think this is Blackpool illuminations?” - my Dad

Burnt something to the pan, it needs to soak for a little

I fix my food EXACTLY the way I like it. I don't have to quarrel over how it's fixed or served. And it costs 40% less than eating out so there's that.

Disagree. Food, housing, and mental health care all come with a price tag. The last of those being the most important, the most costly, and the most unattainable. USA, USA!! 😒😒😒😒

It took me all my life to realise that "truth" and "kindness" are often opposites.

Vote!

But also wrong about a lot - mine is still ADAMANT that you can catch a virus disease just from being cold.

No. The lesson to learn is 'clean' and 'tidy' are two different things. The whole place can be a mess, but everything can be sparkling clean. Everything can be tidy, and have a thin layer of dust over it all.

Most of us have McDonald's wages, that's the point

No, it isn't. Regularly skip breakfast, no noticeable side effects.

I aspire to having a tidy enough house to have a cleaner….

600 minutes at room temperature will thaw that bird right out.

It bears repeating.

Zenjewels really pushing this point.