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the_avenging_knight (her/she) • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I once went to buy Tylenol dressed like a civil war person, lady, trust me, no one gives a f**k what you're wearing, they're staring at you since your blocking a whole aisle to take one photo.

Pretty In Pink: Tomboy Throws A Fit Over Bridesmaid Dress, Threatens To Skip Sister’s Wedding

I would've understood if it was about the idea of having to wear a dress, then I would've said the sister could wear a pink tux or something, but the color?! WTF?

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I once went to buy Tylenol dressed like a civil war person, lady, trust me, no one gives a f**k what you're wearing, they're staring at you since your blocking a whole aisle to take one photo.

Pretty In Pink: Tomboy Throws A Fit Over Bridesmaid Dress, Threatens To Skip Sister’s Wedding

I would've understood if it was about the idea of having to wear a dress, then I would've said the sister could wear a pink tux or something, but the color?! WTF?

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

My personal Kevin story is about my coworker who is unfortunately not named Kevin (however after reading this post I forever will refer to him in my head as Kevin). Here are a few examples of his keviniss: 1. We work at a civil war battle field and both have degrees in American history, Kevin in his unending wisdom once looked at me in all seriousness and told me that George Washington won the war, when I asked him what war, he just said the war. This utter idiot thought that you just refer to any war as "the war" because that's how people always talk about it, this man ladies and gentleman thought that all wars were one. I repete, we work at Gettysburg, he has a degree in American history! 2. I needed help working on my house (mice are through a beam in my attic), and I gave Kevin the responsibility of holding a ladder for my boyfriend who was trying to clean out the gutters, Kevin saw our neighbor who was also trying to clean out his gutters, and went to go hold his ladder.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

I'm very, very concerned about the Jewish people and Kanye situations. Kevin needs so serious help and also to never be allowed to have children, for both his and the kid's sake.

50 Wholesome And Funny Pics That Show How People Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Around The Globe

This is a masterpiece, chef's kiss!

50 Parents Who Thought Outside The Box And Shared Their Genius Discoveries With Others (New Pics)

unfortunately my boyfriend is way too dedicated to eating my ice cream to be fooled by this.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

A FILM THEROY, and cut.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

Prussia was an army with a country.

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the_avenging_knight (her/she) • upvoted 32 items 1 month ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I once went to buy Tylenol dressed like a civil war person, lady, trust me, no one gives a f**k what you're wearing, they're staring at you since your blocking a whole aisle to take one photo.

50 Wholesome And Funny Pics That Show How People Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Around The Globe

This is a masterpiece, chef's kiss!

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I once went to buy Tylenol dressed like a civil war person, lady, trust me, no one gives a f**k what you're wearing, they're staring at you since your blocking a whole aisle to take one photo.

50 Wholesome And Funny Pics That Show How People Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Around The Globe

This is a masterpiece, chef's kiss!

50 Parents Who Thought Outside The Box And Shared Their Genius Discoveries With Others (New Pics)

unfortunately my boyfriend is way too dedicated to eating my ice cream to be fooled by this.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

A FILM THEROY, and cut.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

😳

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

That bride dodged a major bullet.

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

I'm sorry, Bobert, but adults going to a local playground and running around in diapers is... that's a bit of a red flag, yes.

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

I dunno, I'm a heterosexual male and I don't and never have understood the appeal. Strip clubs always seem sad and depressing. They're not like in the movies, they're just dark and grungy, full of lonely or unhappily married men and sad, desperate women. The whole scene is about as sexy as a genital wart.

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

A thousand percent this.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

Yes. She's the Kevin.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

So is spending $1000 for a band uniform.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

I always respect people who recognize their limits.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

Wait... so the OP is describing herself as the Kevin in the story or am I just confused due to lack of sleep?

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

I love the twist at the end.... Yay you!!!

Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Shatters Records By Buying $440k Home

Headline should be: Rich Parents buy 8yo a house, claim it's because kid is financially savvy.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

I laughed and cried hearing about Tommy.

Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Shatters Records By Buying $440k Home

Let's be real: the kid's *name* is on the title, but she didn't *buy* the house. It's good for the kids to learn how to save, but a combined $6k won't pay for a damn thing without regular income or other assets. You know, the kind of things you need to have first, before a bank will offer you a mortgage loan. Her dad bought the house, for his kids. It's a nice gesture, and he's a good dad for looking after his kids' financial interests, but most of us lack either a father willing and able to buy a half million dollar house in our name, or the means to buy such houses for our own kids.

Eight-Year-Old Australian Girl Shatters Records By Buying $440k Home

"Parents buy kid a house"

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

Judging by the autobahn story, not just her death

Pretty In Pink: Tomboy Throws A Fit Over Bridesmaid Dress, Threatens To Skip Sister’s Wedding

🤣

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

And the story stops there?

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

Damn, nearly lost the spare parts!

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

I would have pissed myself laughing when the guitarist started to play Eruption

“What Was The Worst Or Craziest Thing You Saw At A Stag Or Bachelorette Party?” (30 Stories)

Can't argue with the good riddance.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

After Navy bootcamp, the first time I was allowed off base I was still required to be in uniform. It was summer. We were in whites. I stepped out of the car and onto a ketchup packet, promptly staining the ankle of my pants

Pretty In Pink: Tomboy Throws A Fit Over Bridesmaid Dress, Threatens To Skip Sister’s Wedding

I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. It was quickly thrown together, and since it was being done cheaply the dresses weren't formal, they were purchased online, and they were this godawful pastel lavender color and I hated that it didn't go to at least my ankles...and I wore it and said nothing aside from "heyyo little house on the prairie" and I didn't die.

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

That reminded me of a story I was told by a lady who was partners with Kevin as painters. They had a job painting a bathroom that was being remodeled. For some reason the new carpet had already been installed, so they had to be extra careful. There was mildew on the walls in the shower, so it needed to be sprayed with Clorox. Kevin very carefully hung plastic up around the shower to make sure it didn't splash out onto the new carpet, and when he was finished he carefully removed it . . . and then got out and walked across the new carpet with Clorox on his boots.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

Prussia was an army with a country.

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the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 2 new posts 3 months ago

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Hey Pandas! I'm Bored, Show Me Your Best History Memes!

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Hey Pandas, AITA For Kicking My Family Out Over “A Few Silly Remarks” On Christmas?

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 4 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Share One Historical Person You Admire And Another One That You Hate (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas! I Need Some Advice...

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 2 new posts 7 months ago

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Hey Pandas What Event In History Is So Weird That It Almost Has To Be A Time Traveler Messing With Us (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Historical Events Are So Strange That They Have To Be Time Travlers Fucking With Us

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 9 months ago

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Hey Pandas, Rename Your Favorite Movie Like A Dhar Mann Video (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 10 months ago

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Hey Pandas, I Need Your Advice.

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 11 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What "Hero" In History Is Actually The Villain? (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted a new post 12 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's A Random Fact You Know.

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Insane Thing Did You Do During The Covid Pandemic? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Reasons For Hating "Harry Potter And The Cursed Child"?

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 7 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Great About America? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! I'm Bored, Show Me Your Best History Memes!

Hey Pandas! I'm Bored, Do You Have Any Cool History Memes?

Hey Pandas, Post And Guess Song Lyrics (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Mystery From History Or Science You Wish You Could Solve? (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, Interview Others Or Write Stuff About You

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Book Tropes You Hate?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weird Thing About Your Search History? (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 4 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Had A Warning Label, What Would Yours Say?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Speak With Any Historical Figure For One Hour, Who Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Want To Brag About?

Hey Pandas, Tell Me What Made You Become A Bored Panda Member?

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 4 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Superpower But People In The Comments Ruin It (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Song That Got You Through A Tough Time? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Make Up A Quote? (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Book You Have Ever Read?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Say To Someone That Needs To Be Said? (Closed)

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • commented on 20 posts 1 month ago

50 Self-Centered People That Deserved To Be Roasted For Their Tone-Deaf Posts

I once went to buy Tylenol dressed like a civil war person, lady, trust me, no one gives a f**k what you're wearing, they're staring at you since your blocking a whole aisle to take one photo.

Pretty In Pink: Tomboy Throws A Fit Over Bridesmaid Dress, Threatens To Skip Sister’s Wedding

I would've understood if it was about the idea of having to wear a dress, then I would've said the sister could wear a pink tux or something, but the color?! WTF?

30 Stories Of People Being So Dumb They Could Score Negative On An IQ Test

I'm very, very concerned about the Jewish people and Kanye situations. Kevin needs so serious help and also to never be allowed to have children, for both his and the kid's sake.

50 Wholesome And Funny Pics That Show How People Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Around The Globe

This is a masterpiece, chef's kiss!

50 Parents Who Thought Outside The Box And Shared Their Genius Discoveries With Others (New Pics)

unfortunately my boyfriend is way too dedicated to eating my ice cream to be fooled by this.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

A FILM THEROY, and cut.

33 Of The Deepest Rabbit Holes People Ever Found Themselves Delving Into, As Shared Online

Prussia was an army with a country.

6 Side-By-Side Portraits Of Black Civil War Heroes And Their Direct Descendants

As a historian these are the types of posts i love seeing, they help prove that our history isn't dead and gone but still alive around us.

6 Side-By-Side Portraits Of Black Civil War Heroes And Their Direct Descendants

As a historian these are the types of posts I love seeing, they prove that our history isn't dead and gone, it's still alive around us.

“A Genuine Monster”: 40 Of The Most Evil People Across History That Got Away With It

The confedercy. They fought a war so that they could keep owning human being, and are now revered by half the fednecks in the american south. Robert e Lee, the man who lost thee war and betrayed his country is more revered than Grant, the man who kept it together. They were very simullar to the Nazis.

This Group Is Dedicated To Everything Weird, Bizarre, And Beautiful, Here Are 50 Of The Best Pics

That's super impressive!

Chapter One Of My Shitty Novel!

This is pretty good! If you ever need any help (especially if you plan to add time traveling Nazis), please let me know!!

25 Years Ago Almost Everyone Had These 34 Things, But Now They’re Gone

I still have this! Half the CDs are older than I am, guess that's what I get by liking a band older than I am!

This IG Page Shares Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Up Your Day, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Yes. This is me in a meme.

35 Of The Craziest Conspiracies Based On Everyday Things That Might Freak You Out

And he takes them back to his bigfoot friends to try and prove that human really do exist!

50 Chucklesome Memes That Hit Way Too Close To Home, Posted On This IG Page

This happened so much i got into the local paper

50 Chucklesome Memes That Hit Way Too Close To Home, Posted On This IG Page

riding my bike all over the battlefield (i'm from gettysberg)on a summer night and almost always having to help torist figure out where they were.

“Cheetahs Are Extremely Inbred”: 50 Interesting Genetics Facts You May Have Missed At School

Great! I'll live forever!

‘How Mental’: 50 Funny Memes To Send Your Therapist

Could I intrest you in an avenging kitty?

the_avenging_knight (her/she) • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Yeah, DON'T. Those are REAL soldiers, with REAL training and REAL weapons. The best outcome is you find yourself a loaded SA80 trained on your face with an angry Scotsman yelling "GET BACK". Every single time I have been to the Tower of London I have seen some tourist, usually a girl and typically American or Asian, try the same idiotic selfie and acting shocked afterwards.

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

All fun and games until the kid gets attacked. Should gather all the arseholes like these idiots up, put them in a glass box, and have a "reverse zoo", where the animals can come and look at the reason humanity is doomed - the dumb are only outnumbered by the dumber.

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

the "i'm a white tourist with no future back in my home country" syndrom

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

FFS!

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Awful people! The farmer looks so depressed on the last pic

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

It's not a place for taking selfies, it's for respecting those that died and were tortured.

There Are Several Reasons To Visit The Former Auschwitz Concentration Camp, But Goofing Off Really Shouldn't Be One Of Them

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Some people can't resist making everyone moment about themselves - self awareness = 0. 😡

“What Rules? I'm Special”: 50 Pics Of Entitled Tourists To Make Your Blood Boil

Always try and learn a few basic words in the local language of where you're travelling to! Don't always demand that everybody should speak English! Gets me so annoyed.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

I don't even know what I'm supposed to be looking at

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

"It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again"

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

Surely, the supermarket left it outside for the homeless. You can get in trouble in some states for doing this. Please delete it, the supermarket will be forced to remove the bottles and the homeless won't have any water.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

Yeah, pretty notorious sign of a corpse. 😬

30 Times People Had Extremely Bizarre Encounters With Utter Strangers

At a busy trainstation a guy stepped on my foot pretty bad. He said sorry, got on his knees and took off my shoe to 'check te dammage', started rubbing my foot and wouldn't stop. Only then it dawned on me he was a foot fetishist.

30 Times People Had Extremely Bizarre Encounters With Utter Strangers

Definition of racism, according to the Oxford Dictionary. "Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group."

30 Times People Had Extremely Bizarre Encounters With Utter Strangers

I get it, too. El Pollo Loco - talking about YOU. Guess why I'll never eat from any of your locations. And racism is never right, and I'm not sorry.

30 Times People Had Extremely Bizarre Encounters With Utter Strangers

The legend of the shovel man, who would pop out of trees and chase people

30 Times People Had Extremely Bizarre Encounters With Utter Strangers

I think you may have met a leprechaun

“It Keeps Me Sane”: People Reveal 30 Memberships That Are 100% Worth Every Penny

And there's me in the UK thinking it was a good place for young men to meet...

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 50 Pics From This Strange Group (New Pics)

There's a dog?

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