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Master Markus • commented on 14 posts 2 years ago

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I hate this kind of thinking. No, WE don't. THOSE PEOPLE do. We need to place the blame on people who actually do this shit, and not just feel some sort of species-guilt.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

@gloria benado Yes, but like M O'Connell said, those are horns, not antlers. Antlers grow back every year.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

Like, the bag full of bread suggests this to me, rather than zoos which nowadays usually feed a reasonable diet.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I feel like people are missing the point by saying it's about zoos. I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's about people feeding monkeys (especially tourists) in places where monkeys have become a sort of "urban animal" like in a lot of south Asia. There are a lot of monkeys that will hang around people in tourist areas to "beg" for food, or just steal it.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I don't think that was the intent here.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

That's a shitty thing to do, but better the money go to some rando than the actual Salvation Army.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

$1 is a steal for all of those sanitizers!

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

I hate it because like... any figures are better, and you can't get a lot of quality anime or video game ones outside of Japan.

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Master Markus • upvoted 26 items 2 years ago

Could You Please Say "Hi" To Peany? 😺

My Mom Adopted A Cat That Brings Her Slippers To Her Every Morning. I Didn’t Believe Her Until She Got It On Camera Finally

Could You Please Say "Hi" To Peany? 😺

My Mom Adopted A Cat That Brings Her Slippers To Her Every Morning. I Didn’t Believe Her Until She Got It On Camera Finally

The Toilet Is Occupied

Target Accquired

He Loves Getting Raked By The Back Scratcher. He Is My Zen Garden

Even Smol Cats Get A Step

My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

'Am I Doing It Right?'

Gizmo's Not The Brightest Tool In The Shed

About A Month Ago I Introduced My New Dog To My Cat. Here's How Their Relationship Is Progressing

It Sees Me

At The Vet's Office

Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

Just As The Prophecy Foretold

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

I have a son. He wouldn't do this, but if he did, I too would euthanize him.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

I don't think he would like them much.

Woman Hatches 3 Cute Ducklings From Supermarket Eggs

very few stores sell eggs that are fertile because that is how you get flood and chicken fetuses in your eggs. Unless you are buying from an asian market where they sell fertile eggs on purpose for making Balut and the like, it doesnt happen unless you buy from someone who raises them at home and has not clue about egg production to follow any normal procedures. Also really sourcing a website with a history of fabrication and lying? really?

Woman Hatches 3 Cute Ducklings From Supermarket Eggs

1 in 1 million eggs is fertilized, 1 in 30 million is viable, assume that one was missed during the light check, the odds of getting 3 is impossible

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

No more of a scam than the really Salvation Army

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

They've been around since '98!? I thought it was like 10 years.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

Even in legitimate hands this is a complete scam

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

Only $1! I think it's worth the investment ;)

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

They are the new Ty beanie. And who did you make mad to keep getting down votes for simple statements?

Someone Harasses Muslim Man With Pictures Of Bacon, He Says The Real Way To Offend Him Is Milk Chocolate To Troll Them

The title says chocolate milk. Not milk chocolate. I was expecting cartons of chocolate milk to be delivered to him.

Woman Hatches 3 Cute Ducklings From Supermarket Eggs

I smell a load of BS, Supermarket Eggs are never fertilized (if you find blood in them, 1 in 1million, it isnt 't a fertilized one like the old days, rather it has to do with the health of the bird). Even if they are "free range" the same separation principals apply, and in the rare case one does get fertilized they still dont make it off of the production line into circulation. They check ever egg under a light lamp which makes the egg translucent which means you can see right through to double check. Lastly the way the eggs are stored before shipping would kill any if they were fertilized if somehow it got through all of these steps above. I am sorry this story is BS and fake, she got hatchery eggs and swapped them with the grocery eggs for her stunt to get attention. BS and Fake

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

I do not get the craze with funko pops. My local geek store has been 50% taken over by them as if they are the only thing collectors buy now

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Master Markus • commented on 16 posts 2 years ago

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

How do you not wake up with the cat on you? Do they bolt away immediately?

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

Peets.

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

That's a fucking deluxe doll tub.

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

"Disabled" in what way?

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

Oh, she's so pretty!

50 Of The Best Cat Posts That Are Impossible Not To Scroll Through (New Pics)

JAYSUS, that cat needs a diet. Probably gets over-fed by AirBnB customers...

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I hate this kind of thinking. No, WE don't. THOSE PEOPLE do. We need to place the blame on people who actually do this shit, and not just feel some sort of species-guilt.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

@gloria benado Yes, but like M O'Connell said, those are horns, not antlers. Antlers grow back every year.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

Like, the bag full of bread suggests this to me, rather than zoos which nowadays usually feed a reasonable diet.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I don't think that was the intent here.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

That's a shitty thing to do, but better the money go to some rando than the actual Salvation Army.

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

$1 is a steal for all of those sanitizers!

There's An Online Platform Dedicated To The World's Most Delusional Craigslist Ads And Here's 30 Of The Worst Ones

I hate it because like... any figures are better, and you can't get a lot of quality anime or video game ones outside of Japan.

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

I recommend not letting them into hospitals if they get sick, but nooooo....

35 Times People Spotted Others Acting Like Morons During This Outbreak And Shared Pics Online

Conventional snorkel masks really bother me but my breathing isn't cut off that much with these types of masks.

Master Markus • commented on 4 posts 3 years ago

Tumblr Users Freak Out That Magenta Is Not A Real Color And That Impossible Colors Exist

I think it's a "real colour" in the conventional, non-scientific understanding of colour. Like, if you can make a pigment of it, it's a colour.

Thai Woman Creates Hilarious Instagram Vs. Reality Collages And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

I mean, like... yeah. Duh.

8-Year-Old Who's Obsessed With Target Throws A Target-Themed Birthday Bash

Yes. I know that a lot of kid's characters are owned by corporations, but you can separate art from the entity at some degree, while this is just the uncomfortable fandom OF a corporation...

Jimmy Fallon Wants People To Ruin A Book With One Word, Gets 30 Hilarious Responses

A lot of Charles Dickens' stuff is pretty sub-par as novels, undoubtedly in part because he published them as serials so they tended to have a lot of repetition that would have been more forgivable when reading chapters weeks apart.

Master Markus • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Could You Please Say "Hi" To Peany? 😺

Even Smol Cats Get A Step

Target Accquired

He Loves Getting Raked By The Back Scratcher. He Is My Zen Garden

It Sees Me

My Mom Adopted A Cat That Brings Her Slippers To Her Every Morning. I Didn’t Believe Her Until She Got It On Camera Finally

About A Month Ago I Introduced My New Dog To My Cat. Here's How Their Relationship Is Progressing

Gizmo's Not The Brightest Tool In The Shed

At The Vet's Office

The Toilet Is Occupied

My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

Just As The Prophecy Foretold

'Am I Doing It Right?'

Someone Harasses Muslim Man With Pictures Of Bacon, He Says The Real Way To Offend Him Is Milk Chocolate To Troll Them

The title says chocolate milk. Not milk chocolate. I was expecting cartons of chocolate milk to be delivered to him.

Someone Harasses Muslim Man With Pictures Of Bacon, He Says The Real Way To Offend Him Is Milk Chocolate To Troll Them

I love the end of this story. "How an islamophobic racist end up bringing more customers to a syrian refugee family chocolate business thru pork trolling online." I love the chocolate concept too, "peace by chocolate, one peace won't hurt".

“Want To Know Why It's So Hard for Cops To Be ‘Good Apples'”: Whistleblower Ex-Cop Explains In A Viral Twitter Thread

I wish he could write about this off Twitter, in a single piece. I would like to read more about his experiences.

“Want To Know Why It's So Hard for Cops To Be ‘Good Apples'”: Whistleblower Ex-Cop Explains In A Viral Twitter Thread

This is how mafia operetes, not real cops should have.

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

I wish they did a deer where a lot of psychopaths go around killing for sport only to show off with a picture of the dead carcass later. I don’t understand why people find posing with dead animals they just slaughtered entertaining

Artist Tries To Raise Awareness About Animal Abuse With These 33 Uncomfortable Illustrations

Antlers fall off every year. You can actually sustainably harvest them

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