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Joseph Stillman • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

my people!

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

clever

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

my people!

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

clever

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

anyone else think that the hat was a UFO in the background or was it just me

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

i remember this story, dude went full john wick

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

LOOK AT THAT HAPPY PUPPER FACE!

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

legolas what do your elf eyes see?

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Joseph Stillman • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

I cannot listen to his "somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world" without crying. Every. Time.

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Yesss🔱 someone gets me🥹

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

Joseph Stillman • commented on 30 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

OW! I'm american and I'm a Twink

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

it's just mrs o'leary from pjo

50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

OW! I'm american and I'm a Twink

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

it's just mrs o'leary from pjo

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

stupid pemdas, tripped me up first time I saw this too

"The Check Engine Light Came On": 30 Body Changes People Experienced After Hitting 40

for those who aren't ADHD, let me sum it up for you (I can't stress this enough) BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"The Check Engine Light Came On": 30 Body Changes People Experienced After Hitting 40

uhhhh, I'm 16 and that happens to me, should I be worried?

34 People Share Disgusting Things People Don't Realize Are Gross

im a sweeper for a school and know that's not true, we use acid cleaners then polish for fountains and antibacterials for phone receivers

34 People Share Disgusting Things People Don't Realize Are Gross

I do but only because my family is putting in hardwood floors and I don't want to get splinters

27 New Comics Based On "How Absurd And Short Life Is" By Pierre Mortel

why are so many games like this, so good yet holy f r I c k why is it so hard?

50 Photos Of People Who Drew Wild Cards In The Genetic Lottery (New Pics)

spice is life

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

dude at my school, both are failing grades, 70 is passing by the skin of your teeth

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

ever tune out for .00000001 seconds in math, about the same for skipping a different class altogether

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

in all of the tests or just one

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

is there even a difference?

45 Funny Things They Never Tell You In High School But That You Learn Instantly In College

well, that clears it up, even the teachers hate math

30 Gardening Gadgets That Get The Green Thumbs Up

WAKANDA FOREVER!

50 Times Kids Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor (New Pics)

BURN!

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

same but animal and element wise I'm a piece of burnt bacon

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

at least your not a flaming pig

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

sign me up

50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign

as a Gemini who over thinks everything, it depends on where it is, if its instantly fatal yes, anywhere and anything else no

30 People Share Painfully Awkward Moments They Witnessed In School

uh, was this in south Jordan Utah at paradigm charter? because I had a teacher do nearly the same exact thing albeit hiding under the desk on a monthly basis

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Joseph Stillman • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 3 new posts 2 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 new posts 8 months ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Choose A Superpower, But The First Person To Respond Selects The Side Effect (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 3 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandaś What Is The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest School Assembly Moment? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Joseph Stillman • submitted 2 list additions 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Dumbest Thing Someone Said That Made You Lose Hope On Humanity? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Joseph Stillman • commented on 6 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

my people!

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

clever

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

anyone else think that the hat was a UFO in the background or was it just me

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

i remember this story, dude went full john wick

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

LOOK AT THAT HAPPY PUPPER FACE!

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

legolas what do your elf eyes see?

Joseph Stillman • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

OW! I'm american and I'm a Twink

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

it's just mrs o'leary from pjo

45 Hilarious IT Memes That Won’t Make You Try Turning It On And Off Again (New Pics)

stupid pemdas, tripped me up first time I saw this too

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

general kenobi

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

hate to break It to the guy, but one good hit to the head or heart would kill it no problem

38 Of The Funniest Memes About Not Seeing The Northern Lights

dude we saw this in Utah too

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, *sigh* this disgusts me

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

uhh, this is the same kind of propaganda in helldivers and the westward expansion, i'm starting to see a pattern

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

oh good grief

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

*sigh people are so ignorant

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

also a carnivore, still though wtf is wrong with people?! that's so cruel

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

how dumb can one get?

"The Check Engine Light Came On": 30 Body Changes People Experienced After Hitting 40

for those who aren't ADHD, let me sum it up for you (I can't stress this enough) BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"The Check Engine Light Came On": 30 Body Changes People Experienced After Hitting 40

uhhhh, I'm 16 and that happens to me, should I be worried?

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Yesss🔱 someone gets me🥹

This Instagram Account Wants You To "Learn Weird Things About History", Here Are 50 Of Its Best Pics (New Pics)

I cannot listen to his "somewhere over the rainbow/what a wonderful world" without crying. Every. Time.

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

How very Christian of you, you soggy bag of twats.

This Page Highlights The Funniest Posts On X, And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

Wow, she really took Michelle (I apologise in advance)

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 6 items 2 months ago

Radio Got A Lot Of Shit (Headlines From 20s 30s 40s)

A Solar Eclipse Just Happened, And People Online Already Created These 36 Hilarious Memes About It

You know how when you look at any lightbulb, you can see an afterimage for a while? Yesterday, I learned that a total eclipse (IMPORTANT: *TOTAL* eclipse) is so dim, it won't even create an afterimage visible with your eyes open. Those glasses are so dark, you can barely see anything at all during totality. I guess the government-perceived danger is that people will look at the sun as it exits totality? (The glasses were ABSOLUTELY necessary during the partially eclipsed phases... I got a split-second eyeful accidentally just before totality while trying to get a camera picture and having the glasses more on the camera than on my eyes. Certainly no more dangerous than having the sun pop out from behind something you're looking at during normal conditions, but also certainly something you want to avoid.)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Concerning Thing You Found At Work? (Closed)

“I Don’t See It Ever Recovering”: 45 People Shame The Single Worst Human Invention

The nuclear bomb was the better of two bad options. Had it not been used against Japan to force an end to WW2, the US was fully ready to invade Japan. Conservative estimates of the casualties from such an invasion would be well in excess of 1 million US soldiers, and untold countless Japanese civilians and soldiers. It was enough that the war department commissioned some 2 million purple heart medals, expecting to have to issue them for the one invasion. Those same medals are still being issued today, and no new order for medals has been given since 1945.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Somebody stop meeeeeeh

This Facebook Group Is All About “Oof” Wildlife Photos, And They Are So Bad They’re Good

Have you heard the good word of our Lord Beezus?

Joseph Stillman • upvoted an item 3 months ago

40 Of The Cringiest Posts About Gender Reveal Parties (New Pics)

Ouch... no more kids after that one...

Joseph Stillman • upvoted 8 items 7 months ago

50 Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious, As Seen On This FB Page

Not bad, I've seen wurst.

While Eating A Piece Of Lettuce, I Discovered This Metal Object That I Almost Swallowed, But Fortunately, I Didn’t. I’ve Included A Banana In The Photo For Scale Reference

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

"Can you come back later? We're fornicating in the pentagram right now"

Unbelievable Facts

First Shift, Alex Andreev

50 Painfully Funny Pics Of People Who Are Getting Old Faster Than They Expected (New Pics)

I remember going to the school in heavy rain. It was a 30 minute walk and by the time I got there I was soaked to the skin and got sent home to get changed and come back to school (Our towns schools had a hard on for reporting you to child welfare for the dumbest reasons) My mom told them she isn't going to spend the day washing a rapidly growing pile of wet clothes and if they reported her she would be down the school with a hammer and a big bag of rusty nails and she would nail each effing teacher she came across to the wall by their ears. Shortly after it stopped raining and I asked if I should go back to school to which my mom replied "F*ck 'em"

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

When my sewing teacher asked if anyone knew what your posture was I thought she said posterior and I put my hand up and said it was your bum! I was suitably embarrassed.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Thing That You Heard Someone Say In Class?

Not me but my sister. One of her high school classmates was extremely chilled guy, made everybody laugh all the time and was late every day. One morning this old strict teacher interogated him about it. He mumbled one sentence, which she didn't understand, so she mimicked him like: "muguahuhuaua" he raised arms and went back at her "MUGUAHUAHUAHA." Their class almost died laughing.

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