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NYC School Teacher Shares Epic Quotes From Little Kids And They’re Wholesome And Hilarious (40 New Pics)
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Children are the future, but they often don’t get enough credit for how bright they are. They’re always listening and observing, and their little brains are soaking up information like sponges. But another thing about kids is that they’re basically tiny little comedians.
And if you’re in the mood to read some hilarious quotes from clever kiddos, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We took a trip to the Live From Snack Time! Instagram and gathered some of their best posts down below. Enjoy scrolling through and being astounded by these little comedic geniuses, and keep reading to find a conversation with Alyssa Cowit, the creator of Live From Snack Time!
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
If everyone respected each others' tireds, the world would be a better place.
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Panda Pandemic 1 year ago
This makes so much sense. Kids are so intelligent and we do not give them nearly as much credit as we should. :)
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Family's_disappointment 1 year ago
Perfect for comeback when someone's trying to wake you up early....
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Family's_disappointment 1 year ago
I'm gonna use this next time when someone's tries to give me their unwanted opinions...
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Punk princess 1 year ago
My name is Nina.... That's something I might've said when I was that age
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Tempest 1 year ago (edited)
Lol! Reminds me of a cousin who said something similar when he was a preteen. He was doing poorly at school but was spoilt rotten at home with anything he asked for because the parents have high end jobs. So he decided that he didn’t want to take the graduating high school exams but just wants to stay at home with his parents and do bird watching (or some similar nature related thing). Now he’s in high school and I think he’s doing much better. Looks like he’ll probably graduate.
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Elizabeth Crabb 1 year ago
My old babysitter always told me that every one's a little weird, if not then we'd all be boring
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2econdSelf 1 year ago
Okay this kid is 10 years old, but should I feel weird saying the same thing at 42? Logic is logic, right? Riiiight???
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Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago
As of my reading this, it's #42 and I feel like it fits that this could truly be The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything...
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Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
open arms for what seems like an incoming hug, goes to dog instead
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Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
I wish my school new this, a FIVE min Nutrition IS NOT going 2 do ANYTHONG FOR Y HUNGER!
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
When my youngest was 4 somebody gave us Easter cookies in the shape of crosses, eggs, and bunnies. I am not Christian, and didn't think she would have the notion of what a cross was (as why would she). But she named it as a cross, and I was surprised so I asked her "do you know what a cross is?". She said: "Yes, it's a wooden thing that you put people on". And to this day it's the funniest and most accurate thing I've ever heard.
Linda R 1 year ago
These were entertaining, but it's hard to believe some of these came from 3 and 4 year-olds. I suspect they were more or less interpreted by the parents who understood what they were trying to say, perhaps.
Montanavanna 1 year ago
Have you spent much time with kids? Cuz they really be saying sone wild things. What would come out of your mouth if you made unfiltered observations through the understanding of a child?
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
When my youngest was 4 somebody gave us Easter cookies in the shape of crosses, eggs, and bunnies. I am not Christian, and didn't think she would have the notion of what a cross was (as why would she). But she named it as a cross, and I was surprised so I asked her "do you know what a cross is?". She said: "Yes, it's a wooden thing that you put people on". And to this day it's the funniest and most accurate thing I've ever heard.
Linda R 1 year ago
These were entertaining, but it's hard to believe some of these came from 3 and 4 year-olds. I suspect they were more or less interpreted by the parents who understood what they were trying to say, perhaps.
Montanavanna 1 year ago
Have you spent much time with kids? Cuz they really be saying sone wild things. What would come out of your mouth if you made unfiltered observations through the understanding of a child?
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