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They say wisdom comes with age, but I think anyone who has taught children or had kids of their own knows that some people are just born with it. So in honor of all the brilliant words kids have shared with the world recently, we bring you yet another compilation of hilarious quotes from Live From Snack Time’s Instagram.

You pandas might be familiar with Live From Snack Time already, but if you’ve somehow missed all of the times we’ve covered it in the past, let me introduce you to one of the most wholesome corners of the internet. Started by NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit and her friend from college Greg Dunbar, a digital marketing manager with Walt Disney Studios, Live From Snack Time is dedicated to providing a platform for all of the hilarious, genius and mind blowing things kids have to say.

So be sure to upvote the quotes you find particularly inspiring or relatable, and feel free to share even more sage words you’ve heard kids say before in the comments. Keep reading to also find an interview we were lucky enough to receive from Alyssa Cowit, and then if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring Live From Snack Time, you can find a few of them here, here and here!

More info: LiveFromSnackTime.com | Instagram | Twitter | Facebook

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Nicely
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3 years ago

Yes, yes it is. Wise child.

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    MaxTheTransGuy
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    3 years ago

    same, same

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    UncleRussian
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    3 years ago

    Me too kid, me too

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    We won't involve ketchup...

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    Skip the middle man.

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago

    this kid's a playa

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Yah, good idea to start early.

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    poiplescales
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    3 years ago

    What a cute way to correct an interrupter.

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    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago

    yeah, jeez sharon, get it right!!

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    What a coincidence, mine too!

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    Nothing wrong with Star Wars.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago (edited)

    You see, this person is 4, while their feet are 5

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    Exactly how I feel! Hungry? Bored? Who knows!

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    Cake is something you can count on. Also fingers.

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    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago

    I think there has been some adult input to this one.

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    3 years ago

    That's right

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    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago

    Till digestion does part you

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    This kid has it figured out!

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Me too

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    Me thinks...Jar Jar Binks. 😉

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago

    How much are you offering?

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Right kindo charity...

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    Kid's keeping up with small talk.

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    Lizard Queen
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    3 years ago

    That's the right way to feel even if it's hard!

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    I'm having some trouble 'containing' it all. 🤦

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    Exercise bike. I've never seen one last more than a week. Then it becomes a hanger.

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    Their not wrong though

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Who doesn't?

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    wifeofweasley
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    3 years ago

    I used to say I want to be like my dad. I became a mini version of him and now we're both annoying my mom.

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    Pascale Pierloot
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    3 years ago

    Fry-day it's KFC.

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    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
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    3 years ago

    glitter makes everything better. except for when it gets stuck everywhere.

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    I want a moon balloon.

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    I WANNA DO THAT

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Donna reborn as Leni

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    i mean she aint wrong...

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    LOL

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    well, ever think that joe is gay?

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    I just did that. I am not even Mom. :-p

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    This works. That's why you get extra biscuits in a box of chicken.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    Yes!

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    Sherry Moore
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    3 years ago

    Me too

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    Nunya Business
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    3 years ago

    I had that same argument with my boss.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    I also get emotional about cheese. It's just so beautiful.

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    Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve
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    3 years ago

    Nice try, Callie.

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    heres my number.

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    a baby in your mouth? CANNABILISM

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    wifeofweasley
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    3 years ago

    Don't tell her where actual eggs come from

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    me: what about pizza? Jack: oh dat too.

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    Charlotte m
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    3 years ago

    That’s actually weird and sort of annoying??

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    But pasta IS magic

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    🎶 I never want to hear you say, I WANT IT THAAT WAY!!!🎶

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    Bouche Clay
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    3 years ago

    Caro Caro will like this one! Cheese lovers unite!

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    Charlotte m
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    3 years ago

    They are now ❤️

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago

    mood

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    Me too. And Cake Queen

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    Naps are good.

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    ravina nimje
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    3 years ago

    Same thing

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    what if you liva alone?

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    amen

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago

    You were, Mary Margaret. 👑

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    Nunya Business
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    3 years ago

    Someone must've been accused of being Mr. Cranky Pants.

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    but. but. those were MY chips!

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    Emily Doup
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    3 years ago

    awww

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    Kald
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    3 years ago

    This is what my 8 year old daughter says, except about skinny jeans.

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    Emily Doup
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    3 years ago

    lol

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago

    Sometimes it does feel like that...

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    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
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    3 years ago

    I once swallowed a penny.

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    true true mi amigo

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    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago (edited)

    A 3 year old said that? Slightly suspicious 🤔

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    Blitzø
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    3 years ago

    When there's too much drama at school, all you've got to do is: ˜”*°•.˜”*°• walk awaaa-aaaa-aaaayyyyy •°*”˜.•°*”˜

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    Emily Doup
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    3 years ago

    me too

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    2

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    Emily Doup
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    3 years ago

    perfect!

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    thx honey

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago

    same here muchacho

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