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Harlan Sarvis • upvoted 40 items 1 month ago

TheLastBrain reply

Shaming short men for their height.

35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

OP didn't mention looks. Nothing he said has anything to do with catcalling or acting superior. And no, women don't get rejected all the time, because few women put their heads up above the parapet to make the first overt move.

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Shaming short men for their height.

35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

No, but you were responding to a story about a customer claiming an allergy to a combination, saying "sometimes it is the combination" based on your experience. Naturally, we assumed you were claiming an allergy, too, because if you weren't, what was the point of your comment?

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

One of many comments from truly intelligent people.

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

Religion is all bunk. ~Thomas Edison

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

What person in their right mind does a job interview in a restaurant anyway?

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

Upvoted for correct use of 'vicarious'.

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

Good on you!! 👏 Gracefully done! I never had such bravery in my brief tenure in bar/food service!

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

To counter that, here a feel good story about excellent service: I have a favourite dish that's hard to get. It's not seasonal by nature. We checked out a new restaurant online, and it was on the menu. We went there and I was all excited to finally have it again, but when I told the waiter, he apologised and said they had just gotten a new menu and didn't serve that anymore. I was cers sad but what can you do? I told gim not to worry, Id find something else. Not their fault. But guess what? They still had the ingredients and when our food came the chef had made the dish just for me! I was so happy. That was so kind. You bet kitchen and waiter hot a huge tip! But the chef was the owner and refused the tip. Stull, that is my favourite restaurant ever since. They always have that dish on their winter menu and you bet we go whenever that's on.

50 Hilarious Photos Of Animals Who Have An Uncanny Resemblance To Foods

Oh this is just peachy

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

For personal taste, absolutely. But do you consider yourself allergic to buttered popcorn? I think people should use that word accurately because those that have severe allergies need to be taken seriously.

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

Love it when problematic customers promise not to come back. Like yes THANK YOU that makes me feel so relieved, you taking your loser a*s out the door and never coming back is actually exactly what I want.

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

I had a table make me sit and pray with them before they would leave me a tip. It was inappropriate and degrading, but I still have to eat. If I can fake it through Sunday school, I guess I can put up with that, but I shouldn't have to.

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

How dare you not be the restaurant she thought you were!

"What Is Currently In Its 'Golden Age', But Not Enough People Know About It?" (40 Answers)

I love watching documentaries, particularly about outer space and ancient history.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

Such a beautiful picture

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

I think it was more of "the outrage would have been hella louder." We all know that young men and older women is always held differently. Or we wouldn't have the slang term "cougar" used so flippantly.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

A murder is already happening

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

Just cuz it's a man getting raped instead of a woman doesn't make it funny.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

Is the girl named Heidi? Seems like something Heidi would do. (Book character)

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

I feel it’s goanna escalate

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

I wish the media would cover this 😭

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

middle

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

We need to monitor this situation.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

Who took a picture of me on the sea?

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

rawr

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

The quack checking for crack

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

This would be an adorable Easter card.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

I can relate.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I think it's meant more in the sense that life began almost *exactly* when conditions were adeqaute and didn't take a long stretch of time to begin/evolve/adapt

30 Celebrity Encounters So Awkward, You Can Feel The Secondhand Embarrassment A Mile Away

What is the obsession with celebrities? Good job! Leave them alone.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Tigers don't need to be scared of anything.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

The Thagomizer, named after the late Thag Simmons.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I think the (male genital) of swallowtails is known to Entomologists as the "winkie.". Technically; and the ejaculation is about 3 jiffys.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Turkeys are scary. Not Canada Goose level, but still...

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Forbidden Hot dog

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Aww, the little lady is enjoying it

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Best Friends With A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Best Friends With A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

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People Share Bizarre True Facts About Their Countries, Here Are The 45 Most Interesting Ones

Italy.

Harlan Sarvis • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

30 Simple Facts About The World To Entertain The Inner Child Within

We should do this.

“Don’t Help, Just Keep Filming”: 30 Times People Should Have Helped Someone In Trouble

Honestly, rightfully so.

50 Unfortunate Animals Whose Day Didn’t Go Exactly As They Planned (New Pics)

Looks like a small hyena.

50 Of The Most Terrifying And Disturbing Images Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Ill just die.

50 Of The Most Terrifying And Disturbing Images Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

How old were those little menaces?

This Online Group Shares Everything That’s Awesome, And Here Are 39 Of Their Top New Pics

trips...

Harlan Sarvis • commented on 13 posts 4 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

I'd probably be dead.

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry or die.

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Why am I reading this in the voice of a news flash lady?

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

I remember watching the YouTube video from where the photo was from. masterpiece

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

bullets out of a 1000 rpm(yes, actually! im not even joking!) at point blank range swerving to avoid the main character

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

Also snipers aiming and instantly having perfect clarity with their scope, and firing 1000 shots with no recoil from a .50 BMG and hitting every shot from a mile away with no bullet ballistics (muzzle velocity, bullet drop, bullet sway, etc.) Oh yeah! and a huge 7.62*39 (or 51, depending on the gun) ak or lmg not being able to go through your little skinny plywood.

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

There's also a flying animal catching someone by flying DIRECTLY PERPINDICULAR TO THEM. spines are still bone, especially on a large animal.

“Uh, It Doesn’t Work Like That”: 40 Unrealistic Movie Moments That Require Viewers To Suspend Their Disbelief

*Hero arrives just in time to see the baby being born after a perilous journey of dodging bullets after the bullet is fired and blocking metal bars and sticks with his hand and punching bodies with absolutely no damage to his fist or wrist*

50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted

Using one idiot to call out on another. Brilliant.

50 Sarcastic And Flat-Out Funny Memes, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group

AAAAAAHHhhhh

35 Times Entitled People Showed Their True Colors On Christmas (New Pics)

That's a food tree selfish brat.

35 Times Entitled People Showed Their True Colors On Christmas (New Pics)

I would be happy with this.

Men Are Sharing Things Their GFs Dislike About Themselves, But They Find Attractive (40 Answers)

pretty tall

Harlan Sarvis • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

TheLastBrain reply

Shaming short men for their height.

35 Wild And Untold Secrets Shared Anonymously In This Online Thread

no regerts!

35 Wild And Untold Secrets Shared Anonymously In This Online Thread

I'm proud of you, Very very proud of you.

35 Wild And Untold Secrets Shared Anonymously In This Online Thread

I love that.

30 Celebrity Encounters So Awkward, You Can Feel The Secondhand Embarrassment A Mile Away

What is the obsession with celebrities? Good job! Leave them alone.

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Forbidden Hot dog

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Aww, the little lady is enjoying it

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Good. Chasing birds is cruel.

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

Just cuz it's a man getting raped instead of a woman doesn't make it funny.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I think it's meant more in the sense that life began almost *exactly* when conditions were adeqaute and didn't take a long stretch of time to begin/evolve/adapt

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

I think the (male genital) of swallowtails is known to Entomologists as the "winkie.". Technically; and the ejaculation is about 3 jiffys.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

The Thagomizer, named after the late Thag Simmons.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Tigers don't need to be scared of anything.

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

Turkeys are scary. Not Canada Goose level, but still...

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

A murder is already happening

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

I can relate.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

This would be an adorable Easter card.

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

The quack checking for crack

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

rawr

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TheLastBrain reply

35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

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35 Reasons Why Modern Dating Is Tough On Men, According To These Candid Internet Users

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

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30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

50 Hilarious Photos Of Animals Who Have An Uncanny Resemblance To Foods

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

30 Stories Of Customers From Hell That These Servers Just Had To Vent About Online

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50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

“Everyone Just Laughed It Off”: 26 Movie Scenes That Definitely Didn’t Age Well

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

50 Adorable And Funny Situations With Animals That Were Perfect To Make Memes Out Of

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

30 Celebrity Encounters So Awkward, You Can Feel The Secondhand Embarrassment A Mile Away

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Best Friends With A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Be Best Friends With A Celebrity, Who Would It Be? (Closed)

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30 Simple Facts About The World To Entertain The Inner Child Within

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50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

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35 Wild And Untold Secrets Shared Anonymously In This Online Thread

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30 Useless Facts That Will Just Take Up Space In Your Head, Unless You’re A Random Trivia Fanatic