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Deep down, many people feel like they could actually make it as a comedian. While this is a widely misguided concept for the majority of the population, a simple scroll through the comments section on a random post will show that there is a lot of untapped talent out there.
The “Murdered By Words” Instagram page gathers the hilarious and sometimes savage comments people have left under other people’s posts. So get comfortable as you read through, upvote your favorites and maybe try your own hand in the comments section below.
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Delenn 1 year ago
It does not work always. If it worked there won't be antivaxxers and flat earthers. Or Trump.
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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Well maybe, just maybe, it's carbon monoxide and not the detector. But then, I believe the earth is round, so don't take my word on it.
Roger9er 1 year ago (edited)
Please tell me people aren't this stupid. The first lines are a joke, right? Right?
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
Definitely a joke but with the type of people we know exist, it's understandable to wonder.
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Cam Schmit 1 year ago
FUN FACT: if you or any of your family members say they're seeing ghosts, check for carbon monoxide and make sure your detectors are working. It causes hallucinations
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
On evening at my parents the carbon monoxide alarm went off. Me and my dad rushed it outside so as not to wake my mum who had been feeling ill. We couldn't work out how to take the batteries out. Luckily a passing dog walker realised just how stupid we were being and ran in to open all the windows and shut off the fire. Really close call, and very very stupid.
Joseph Lacko 1 year ago
It was a joke tweet that “mudfishscientist” turned into a divisive statement that all of you continue to allow to get under your skin. Take a breath, research what you see on these “news” channels, and think before responding.
Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
Not sure what's worse ; the fact that she single handedly became the stupidest person, OR, that there was 3701 people who agree with her....
josh singer 1 year ago
"What you want to do is put your mask on, then go and suck on a tail pipe for 10 mins. The mask will filter anything harmful and because you are huffing CO your body will be immune in the future" - vaxxers
James Alfano 1 year ago
Does anyone see the correlation of this tweet to the state of Washington fighting drug abuse by giving drug abusers needles .
James Alfano 1 year ago
Does anyone see the correlation between this tweet and the state of Washington attacking drug abuse by giving drug addicts needles .
Yudita 1 year ago
That's so obviously her sarcastic remark, but it's understandable to wonder :)
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Duckie Measles 1 year ago
Hey doofus, maybe you should get your carbon monoxide detector.
Load More Replies...While we do think of comment sections as an innovation of the Internet age, in one form or another, they have existed since at least the 1500s. In what now we would call Germany, it was common practice (at least among the literate) to “post” one’s ideas in public places, often to literal posts.
The most famous example of this is probably Martin Luther's Ninety-five Theses, nailed to the door of the All Saints' Church in Wittenberg, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany in 1517. Of course, this would only be the practice of people who could read and write and had the time and resources to buy parchment and ink. The internet is ultimately the tool that brought mass commenting to the majority of the population.
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lily jones 1 year ago
Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he'll need it for that burn
While internet forums are generally older, the first “comments section,” as we might call it these days was created in 1998, for the digital edition of The Rocky Mountain News. This publication was a real trailblazer, as it also featured one of the first “advice” columns, where readers could ask questions.
This, perhaps, is what inspired them to open up the publication to reader comments, as a means of creating engagement and loyalty. This practice would soon become the norm, as newspapers, magazines, fan pages, and the first attempts at social media all began allowing people to share their thoughts on a post, article, or page.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
It's not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.
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lily jones 1 year ago
She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I'll stop now)
Now, comment sections are so common that there are entire genres of content based on asking for interactions. From posts that are just questions, to people “selecting” things from “what house you prefer” to favorite brunch items, people do love to share their two cents. This has spawned an entire cottage industry, like the list here, of finding and sharing the best comments.
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!
Indeed, if something has the option to add comments explicitly turned off, most people immediately wonder what exactly happened here. From trolling, and cyberbullying to intensely heated discussions, the anonymity of the internet often doesn’t exactly make for the most civil posts on controversial topics.
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Willem Andries Oosterhof 1 year ago
And how does that work for the rest of wildlife on God's created earth??!
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BrownTabby 1 year ago
Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)
A number of media outlets have actually closed down their comment sections over the last few years for these reasons. Vice Media closed theirs in 2016, as did NPR. IMDB closed their discussion boards (but not user reviews) a year later. In all of these cases, difficulty with moderation was the number one issue.
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn't going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.
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Moderation is a tricky subject because the entire point of a comments section is to share a diverse set of opinions. After all, if literally everyone believed the same thing, there would be no need for anything but the initial post. However, as it so often happens, a small group of people can ruin things for the rest of us.
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Malek Basata 1 year ago
9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins
Research suggests that people who feel that their opinion is already widely supported tend to stay silent and often don’t even look at comments. This is perhaps why comment sections on any debatable topic can look so extreme, it’s only the folks with marginal views that take the time to write out what they think.
As is quite easy to imagine, once you get a forum full of folks with the most extreme opinions, conflict is almost inevitable without strict moderation. Since that requires hiring dedicated staff and developing a constantly evolving policy around what is and isn’t allowed, it’s not surprising that so many pages have slowly decided to forgo comments entirely.
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theincrediblebatcat 1 year ago (edited)
Thank goodness that time is over Edit: I meant the quarantine
Google has been working on AI tools to help moderate, as it would appear there is a (sadly) growing market. However, a more human-centric approach has existed for a while, that is, the user-flagged comment option that you can even find here. In other words, comments that break the rules are simply reported and/or downvoted by other readers.
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
I thought sunglasses were part of the uniform? Did I get my information wrong?
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Full of Giggles 1 year ago (edited)
This coming from the same morons who tried to cut my farms’ electric predator fence and set my livestock free into the middle of the damn desert in July.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
to be honest, he is right, the kind of look parents give when they talk about their perfect child
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cyclonick295 1 year ago
The fact that he will type "boomer" in its entirety and refer to the other word as the "n-word" speaks volumes about which is worse. They're not comparable in any way, shape, or form.
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Vasana Phong 1 year ago
Definitely not true, if this was the case then he wouldn’t have a beard either
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LauraDragonWench 1 year ago
Well, at least you already have something cooling for that burn, even if it's not the right size. 😄
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Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
He's not wrong tho. And with the way cost-of-living expenses go, that's actually some smart personal economizing.
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Haley Hansen 1 year ago
not to sound like a loser, but a gender studies course can be taken by anyone for a humanities credit, they don't have to be majoring in it. that said, i took one and it was actually a very informative class! it wasn't what i expected
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SadieCat17 (she/her) 1 year ago
I'm sorry, but Chick-fil-A renounced any right to be funny by being run by pieces of s**t
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Cjay 1 year ago
@nbfresh why did you go through and downvote literally every comment I have made in like a month? And reply saying that I am ‘just as bad’ as some mf saying the n word for liking dodgeball? I just want to talk?
Rostit. . 1 year ago
just ignore it. It doesn't matter. People are stupid sometimes and its easier to just acknowledge that and move on with your day. As soon as you engage them, it just encourages s**t behavior. Trust me. I am an awful person.
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Hairy Platypus 1 year ago
I think these are all great and funny except for the one where a white person makes fun of another persons name. It's stupid and racist-not a "burn" at all... 🙄
Kevin J. Henning 1 year ago
These posts can teach a valuable lesson. Always keep your big mouth shut until you think through the implications of the statement you are about to make.
Petra 1 year ago
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts."
Load More Replies... Cjay 1 year ago
@nbfresh why did you go through and downvote literally every comment I have made in like a month? And reply saying that I am ‘just as bad’ as some mf saying the n word for liking dodgeball? I just want to talk?
Rostit. . 1 year ago
just ignore it. It doesn't matter. People are stupid sometimes and its easier to just acknowledge that and move on with your day. As soon as you engage them, it just encourages s**t behavior. Trust me. I am an awful person.
Load More Replies... Hairy Platypus 1 year ago
I think these are all great and funny except for the one where a white person makes fun of another persons name. It's stupid and racist-not a "burn" at all... 🙄
Kevin J. Henning 1 year ago
These posts can teach a valuable lesson. Always keep your big mouth shut until you think through the implications of the statement you are about to make.
Petra 1 year ago
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts."
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