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Ray Lebowski • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

Hilarious Billboard War Between McDonald’s And Dairy Queen In Missouri Is Getting Serious

It's all in fun, and it's funny. So watch, some corporate type who's never even been to the town will get chapped and maybe find a "reason" for suing someone.

People Side With Wedding Photographer Who Canceled On Bride The Night Before Her Big Day

That was my iniitial thought, too. then I said to myself, "How many brides are that devious, how many think things out like that?", and said, "It's her parents, probably her mother." Back when I assisted friends who did the occasional wedding photogrphy gig or videography, it was always the bride's mother who tried to bleep us over. Even petty little things like the time they paid the videographer $20 short because a video crew member took A can of Pepsi to cool off on a 95-degree day in July (that didn't stick, as the photographer, a cousin of the video guy, held her pics for ransom).

Hilarious Billboard War Between McDonald’s And Dairy Queen In Missouri Is Getting Serious

It's all in fun, and it's funny. So watch, some corporate type who's never even been to the town will get chapped and maybe find a "reason" for suing someone.

People Side With Wedding Photographer Who Canceled On Bride The Night Before Her Big Day

Woman Drops $4,000 For Pet-Free Family Vacation, SIL Tries To Sneak Her Dog Into Airbnb, Woman Cancels And Leaves SIL Stranded

Did the SIL seriously not have enough money or credit cards to buy a few meals and/or gas for the car? If so, how the hey did she expect to drive home? I love dogs (although I've never had one), but if I had one and the rule was "no dogs", I think I'd go by the rule, especially if it's a rental for which I'm not paying. The nerve of the SIL is amazing. NTA by any definition.

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

I like the wild onions idea and the insecticide-resistant dandelion one that someone posted above.

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Ray Lebowski • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

People Side With Wedding Photographer Who Canceled On Bride The Night Before Her Big Day

I would have charged her full price with the words, “I have completed editing the photos from your wedding at the venue you specified and here are the best of. I am sure you will enjoy them. Please choose … [typical next steps language].” And then send her 300 photos of a white wall. Justification for full price is that you were not available to book anyone else for the time so why should you loose income for the bride’s failure to communicate?

Woman Drops $4,000 For Pet-Free Family Vacation, SIL Tries To Sneak Her Dog Into Airbnb, Woman Cancels And Leaves SIL Stranded

I take my dog everywhere. I'm going to a wedding in September and my dog is coming with. (Not to the actual wedding, just for the trip) Husband and I are going halfsies on a set of connecting rooms at a pet friendly hotel with his parents. We're paying the pet deposit and our own expenses. If I can't afford to go somewhere, I don't go. If my dog can't go, I don't go. My pup is well behaved and will sleep the 3 hours we're gone for the ceremony and party and she makes a great excuse to leave (respectfully) early! Lol

Ray Lebowski • upvoted an item 9 months ago

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

When I was in college living at home, the neighbour's house sold and the new owner rented it to bratty college kids who had loud-ass parties every other night. My dad, who was the nicest, most polite man I've ever known, went over multiple times to ask them to turn the music down and they basically told him to f**k off every time. Other neighbours talked to them with the same results. Cops were called multiple times and only ever gave them warnings that were never heeded. One night after a rager when the music had died down and I knew they were passed out, I went over with a valve stem remover and took them out of all the tires. I kept the stems and the valve caps and threw them away. Saw them the next morning standing around looking baffled/annoyed at the car. I guess the message was recieved cause it was the last loud party they had. Best part of that prank is if you take out the stems you don't have to sit there holding the valve for the air to come out, and if they don't realize the stems are gone, they'll waste a bunch of time trying to fill them up before realizing they have to buy and install new ones.

Ray Lebowski • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out

We kept our wedding to what we could afford. It was a great day, and so far the marriage has lasted for 46 years. Looks like we came out ok!

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

I had a across the way neighbor who during a huge snowstorm would park in any space that was somewhat clear. We are talking over 30” of snow. So I come home at 1am and he is a spot I had shoveled out by hand and thrown the traffic cone I had left onto my porch. Well, I was beyond pissed since A) I had to shovel out a parking spot and then some full of 30”+ of snow that was also wet. B) he had done this multiple times and would just watch people dig out a spot and laugh out his window. I took the entire parking spot worth of snow and piled it behind his sedan, then banged it with tue shovel to compact it. It was single digits in temperature so I went inside and got several 5 gallon buckets full of water and poured it onto his car so it flash froze and then on the snow so it would be rock hard. He woke up to a frozen ice compacted vehicle with ice coating it and a note on his door that said ‘Dig your own spot out a**hole’.

Ray Lebowski • upvoted 2 items 11 months ago

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

My nosy neighbor Karen called the sheriff on me because I was kicking over my motorcycle not starting it so I went on Google maps and let everyone know that she loves bikes come on by and rev it up now think I'll do the Jehovah's witnesses thing I think she need God in her life.. 😂

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

When I was kid I lived next to this HORRIBLE old women and her husband. She would scream at us kids just for playing in our own yards and other things that were mean for no reason, like spraying us or my dog with a garden hose. And if her husband was nice to us we would hear her screaming at him. When she finally passed away, her husband would come out and watch us play and he would allow us to pick grapes that they grew whenever we wanted. I would come home with bowls and bowls full of them. He had grown grandchildren and missed them being so little and having them want to be around him a the time. My parents always invited him over to the cook outs we had and he also accepted. He would always apologize for how his wife treated us and he even had a baby orphaned deer we were allowed to pet and feed. I miss that old man a lot sometimes and think about how kind he was to all of us. And he was all sort of our neighborhood grandpa.

Ray Lebowski • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

YOu sure? He doesn't seem to walk right for that...

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

Stories like these make me appreciate my neighborhood all the more. Everyone basically keeps to themselves, but we'll all work together to dig each other out after snowstorms. The kids all play together well and nobody has any annoying habits that I know of.

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

YOu sure? He doesn't seem to walk right for that...

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

That's actually a great way to deal with narcissistic body builders.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I named my WiFi FBISurveillanceVan to keep people on their toes

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

My husband wrapped up our neighbor's poop from her German Shepard and left it in her mailbox.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

"Closely" - if you're going to be a smart-ass at least used correct English; it'll enhance your image. Or not.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

How nice to return lost things . . .

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I kicked a flatmate out because he kicked my dog. B@$tard

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

Seems like he ducked a disaster waiting to happen there....

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

Reminds me of the old joke "I got a dog for my boyfriend. It was a fair trade."

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Ray Lebowski • commented on 18 posts 1 year ago

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

These are the kind of people who are incapable of feeling shame.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Good, but I get mad as he** at LLBs (Left Lane Bandits), who drive in the left lane at 45 in a 65 zone. I'll defend to the death your right to drive slowly--in the slow lane.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

These are the kind of people who are incapable of feeling shame.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Good, but I get mad as he** at LLBs (Left Lane Bandits), who drive in the left lane at 45 in a 65 zone. I'll defend to the death your right to drive slowly--in the slow lane.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

If I ever create a "network", I think I'll call it DoYouEverComeUpForAir?

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

And it smelled like soiled diapers for the next three years.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Suggestion--Put a bumper sticker on your car that says, "Yes, I know. I'm a good driver but a bad parker. Sorry!"

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

I've been on the receiving end of that one, too. My response every time is, "Maybe nobody. I'll die. End of story."

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

Agreed. I don't much care for cats, but I care less for people who hurt animals AND other people just to make some power move.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I'm in no way a cat person, but I'm 100% down with what he did. People shouldn't come between other people and their pets.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

I'll give you two good reasons--One, all that vertical inside is a b***h to heat or cool (and pay for), and Two, the amount of usable floor space is not very good.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I just had to see if the site existed. Sad to say, it does not.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I used to have cards that said, "The line should go on the outside of the car. It's not for centering."

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I'm laughing because I just sent birthday greetings to a wonderful young woman whose husband (brilliant, talented, personable, funny) is named Robbie.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Years ago, my then-SO used 3/4 of the bed and made about 1/4. She said it averaged out at half so it was OK. It was a minor but definite part of why she became my ex. I think her college major was in Self-Justifying and Rationalization.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Except the one at whom it was aimed.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

The cashiers at one store I patronize have the right idea. If someone is on their cell AND holding the line up, the cashier simply says, "NEXT, PLEASE", and people go around Mr./Ms. Self-Important. It's amazing how often these self-absorbed people get upset at someone not wanting to be held up indefinitely.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

My note would have said, "Have a nice hot cup of STFU, preferably the decaf variety."

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

For some people, especially in communities with HOAs and/or condo associations, complaining IS their hobby.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Dandelions are beautiful little plants that break up the monotony of the typical lawn without getting in the way of kids' games. Why do some people obsess about them?

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Ray Lebowski • commented on 4 posts 6 months ago

Hilarious Billboard War Between McDonald’s And Dairy Queen In Missouri Is Getting Serious

It's all in fun, and it's funny. So watch, some corporate type who's never even been to the town will get chapped and maybe find a "reason" for suing someone.

People Side With Wedding Photographer Who Canceled On Bride The Night Before Her Big Day

Woman Drops $4,000 For Pet-Free Family Vacation, SIL Tries To Sneak Her Dog Into Airbnb, Woman Cancels And Leaves SIL Stranded

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

I like the wild onions idea and the insecticide-resistant dandelion one that someone posted above.

Ray Lebowski • commented on 16 posts 1 year ago

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

These are the kind of people who are incapable of feeling shame.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Good, but I get mad as he** at LLBs (Left Lane Bandits), who drive in the left lane at 45 in a 65 zone. I'll defend to the death your right to drive slowly--in the slow lane.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

If I ever create a "network", I think I'll call it DoYouEverComeUpForAir?

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

And it smelled like soiled diapers for the next three years.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Suggestion--Put a bumper sticker on your car that says, "Yes, I know. I'm a good driver but a bad parker. Sorry!"

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

I've been on the receiving end of that one, too. My response every time is, "Maybe nobody. I'll die. End of story."

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

Agreed. I don't much care for cats, but I care less for people who hurt animals AND other people just to make some power move.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I'm in no way a cat person, but I'm 100% down with what he did. People shouldn't come between other people and their pets.

People Online Are Cracking Up At These 40 Buildings Attempting To Hide Their Previous Purpose Shared In This Online Group

I'll give you two good reasons--One, all that vertical inside is a b***h to heat or cool (and pay for), and Two, the amount of usable floor space is not very good.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I just had to see if the site existed. Sad to say, it does not.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I used to have cards that said, "The line should go on the outside of the car. It's not for centering."

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I'm laughing because I just sent birthday greetings to a wonderful young woman whose husband (brilliant, talented, personable, funny) is named Robbie.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

Except the one at whom it was aimed.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

My note would have said, "Have a nice hot cup of STFU, preferably the decaf variety."

Ray Lebowski • upvoted 9 items 6 months ago

People Side With Wedding Photographer Who Canceled On Bride The Night Before Her Big Day

Woman Drops $4,000 For Pet-Free Family Vacation, SIL Tries To Sneak Her Dog Into Airbnb, Woman Cancels And Leaves SIL Stranded

40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves

YOu sure? He doesn't seem to walk right for that...

29 Petty Things People Actually Did To Take Revenge On Their Annoying Neighbors

Bride Doesn't Include Wedding Dinner Price In Her Wedding Invites, Is Surprised To See Many Guests Canceling On Her After They Find Out

We kept our wedding to what we could afford. It was a great day, and so far the marriage has lasted for 46 years. Looks like we came out ok!

Ray Lebowski • upvoted 11 items 1 year ago

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

That's actually a great way to deal with narcissistic body builders.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

It's playing into the idea that the women that work there are weak but even they can put it back .

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

I named my WiFi FBISurveillanceVan to keep people on their toes

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

One of former neighbor’s network ID was “Move Your F*****g Car Enrique.”

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

As a mail carrier, you can just f**k yourself and keep us tf out of neighborhood arguments.

People Are Sharing Screenshots Of The Most Passive-Aggressive Exchanges They've Seen

My brother-in-law is paralyzed and when anyone that is not handicapped and parks in a handicapped space, he and his handicapped friends will spray paint their car.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

It's inappropriate for medical professionals to congratulate you on being pregnant when they knew you had a tubal ligation for the express purpose of not having any children. I hope that you received the help you needed.

50 Times Child-Free People Had Something Sassy To Say, And Posted It In This Online Group

I need to get this sticker. Lol. Its like "omg you have a baby on board? well there goes my plans to go on a rampage of just crashing into vehicles"

I Love Steve Hofstetter. Walter Is His Dog

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I kicked a flatmate out because he kicked my dog. B@$tard

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

Reminds me of the old joke "I got a dog for my boyfriend. It was a fair trade."

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